Saturday, April 15, 2006

Darwin Awards

  • GILLETTE, Wyo. -- Police were called to the hospital to investigate the incident and later learned that the 17-year-old spilled gas on his pants while siphoning gas. He then used a lighter to try to determine how wet his pants were and set himself on fire, Hague said.
It's flammable for a reason kid.

And a nominee:
  • PITTSBURGH -- A construction worker was decapitated by an elevator car Thursday as he peered into a freight-elevator shaft, police said. Massaro Corp. president Joseph Massaro III said the elevator operator did not know the man was peering into the shaft.


Anonymous m. seiser said...

First, because I run it!

4/15/2006 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


4/15/2006 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous cheney runs it! (heaven help us!) said...

Dick "Darwin" Cheney Authorized Leak Of CIA Report-

"Vice President Dick Cheney directed his then-chief of staff, I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, on July 12, 2003 to leak to the media portions of a then-highly classified CIA report that Cheney hoped would undermine the credibility of former Ambassador Joseph C. Wilson, a critic of the Bush administration's Iraq policy, according to Libby's grand jury testimony in the CIA leak case and sources who have read the classified report..." (Murray Waas lays it out in the National Journal) "Bottom line: this time there's no wiggling out of it. Dick Cheney ordered Scooter Libby to leak classified information to a reporter for nothing more than political hay prior to an election when they felt that the truth of Joe Wilson’s allegations could hurt them at the polls. They spared nothing — not even national security - in the craven pursuit of power and illegitimate war..."

SEISER-HITNEY for PRESIDENT in 2008! (Honestly, could they do ANY worse?)

4/15/2006 04:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Former Cabrini-Green Project Cop

If you are ever in an elevator, whether it is 51st & Federal or Sears Tower, and it is stuck between floors with the doors open, STAY INSIDE!

If the elevator were to start to move while you are getting out...well you get the picture.

It is almost impossible for an elevator to freefall, (when is the last time you heard of that happening), but if the controls are damaged or over-ridden it can move with the doors open.

Stay safe.

4/15/2006 05:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Darwin award goes to FOP's Mark Donahue for his comment in Saturday's Sun-Times of saying, "Mark Donahue was warm to the idea (Computer System to Track Chciago Cops' Performance) as long as it is not used to build a case for dismissal. This is something that could be beneficial to the officer not only in his professional life but in his personal like," Donahue said. Make it beneficial in your professional and personal life Donahue - I do want Big Brother Government watching me. Do you remember when the IAD wanted to a computer system named the, "Brain" a number of years ago to track officers behavior. Harold Kunz stood up to the IAD then. It sounds like the same kind of system to me. If it wasn't good then - why is it good now.

4/15/2006 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PB&PA all thw way. Decert FOP!

4/15/2006 08:25:00 AM  
Blogger SCC said...

Man, you are GUZZLING the kool-aid. (1) - Cheney was authorized prior to 2003 to declassify previously classified material. There is an Executive Order to that effect. (2) Wilson undermined his own credibility by LYING to the New York Slimes and everyone else. HIS REPORT SUPPORTED THE ADMINISTRATION CONTENTIONN THAT IRAQ WAS SEEKING URANIUM! Everything he's said since then is a lie. Check the Congressional record. He tells the truth to Congress, then lies to the media and you swallow it whole. (3) As the translation of more and more documents goes forward, the case for war is proven again and again and everything you've been smoking for 3 years is turning out to be bullshit. And all you can scream is "Bush lied. Blood for Oil! Halliburton!"

4/15/2006 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on bikers! Bring the Meth.! We need to see some real hiped up people!

4/15/2006 06:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meth whaa??? Bikers huh??? What the hell are you talking about? And what does it have to do with the subject? Maybe you should step away from the "Meth".

4/16/2006 06:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bikers don't need the meth, there are usally born stupid. Fat old (or young) guys with their beer belly hanging over the front of the cycle and their bitches fat ass hanging off the rear.

4/17/2006 03:21:00 AM  

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