Sunday, April 16, 2006

Happy Easter!

Be sure you check out all of our weekend postings. We were awfully productive, posting at least 10 threads or so ranging on all sorts of topics - off duty shootings, evaluations, gun safety, Darwin Awards, etc. In the meantime, we present this short little Easter reenactment:

Matthew 28:1 - Now after the Sabbath, toward the dawn of the first day of the week, Mary Mag'dalene and the other Mary went to see the sepulchre.

Matthew 28:2 - And behold, there was a great earthquake; for an angel of the Lord descended from heaven and came and rolled back the stone:

Knock it off already! Geez. Next thing you know, she's going to see her shadow and we'll have six more weeks of winter. We are so going to hell for this. Someone pray for us.

32 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You had me going on that one!!

Cheers to Hitney!

4/16/2006 09:41:00 PM  
Blogger CalumetCopper said...

Happy Easter Everyone... Stay safe.

4/16/2006 09:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take one photo.....and it's a KODAK MOMENT FOREVER.

4/16/2006 09:51:00 PM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

Happy Easter!!

4/16/2006 09:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can somebody explain to me how the "Great State of Chicago" can pick and choose which laws it enforces? i.e. Immigration related federal law.

While listening to a national political talk show tonight some democrat said that Chicago is a "Haven" city in that they will not ask anything regarding immigrint status during questioning or prosecution.

BTW: Happy Easter to all- Stay Safe

4/16/2006 10:03:00 PM  
Anonymous i love hitney said...

I hope someone provides SCC with more pictures of my girl!

4/16/2006 10:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicgo's petty gun laws are somehow more important that immigration law violations and related crimes such as identity theft, evasion of income tax and unlawful use of social security numbers?

That's fuckin' twisted!

Want to reduce crime? Keep these fuckin' dogs out!

4/16/2006 10:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hitney....the vision of an Angel!

4/16/2006 10:18:00 PM  
Blogger It's Not All Real said...

You blaphemous shit!

But it was kinda funny. She'll live on forever and ever and ever.

Next time someone asks to take her picture, she'll think twice.

4/16/2006 10:27:00 PM  
Blogger Westcide Dog said...

In nomine patris et fillii et spiritus sancti amen.

The power of Chris compels you! The power of Chris compels you! The power of Chris compels you!

It's ok! I keed! I keed!

4/16/2006 10:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

saw the woman while passing thru 009. A vision of delight???? Not. I did speak with her and at least she is personable.

Personally I stay away from copper broads.

4/16/2006 10:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TEEEEEEEZ RICKKKKYYYY HEREEEEE....

I JUS FIND OUT MY MARIAAAAAAA,
OH MY MARIAAAAAAA, HAS FILED FOR HOW U SAY, DUTY DISABILITY?

I WOULD LIKE YOUR HELP, NO?
CAN YOU RECOMMEND A GOOOOOD LAWYER TO HELP ME TO GET SOME OF MY PECO'S I MEAN TO SAY, MONEY, FROM MY MARIAAAAAAA?
SHE TAKE ALL MY MONEY AND LEAVE ME WITH ONLY TIS PUSH CART, AN ELOTES PUSH CART.
I WANT JUDGE TO REFIGURE MY MONEY PAYMENTS TO MY MARIAAAAAAA, SO I NO HAVE TO PAY AS MUCH SINCE SHE GET FREE MONEY NOW FROM POLICIA DEPARTMENT.
I ALSO MAY NOT HAVE TO PUSH MY ELOTES CART NO MORE. I APPLY FOR SECURITY JOB AT ROBERTO CLEMENTE HIGH SCHOOL. THEY SAY THAY GONNA MAKE ME THE COMMANDER OF ALL SECURITY GUARDS AT THE HIGH SCHOOL.
FOR TIS I GETS A GOLD BADGE THEY SAY BUT I SAY NADA!!!!
BADGES? BADGES? I DON'T NEED NO STINKING BADGES!!!
BUT I DO TELL THEM I WANT GOLD STAR, SINCE I AM A COMMANDER AGAIN.
THE FRESHMAN SENORITAS LOOK VERY VERY FABULOUS THERE. I WISH TO GO OUT WITH ONE SOON, AND IMPRESS HER WITH MY NEW GOLD STAR, A COMMANDER OF SERCURITY GUARDS AT ROBERTO CLEMENTE HIGH SCHOOL. BUT I WILL NOT LET HER KNOW THAT SO FAR I AM THE ONLY SECURITY GUARD AT ROBERTO CLEMENTE HIGH SCHOOL.
I ONLY NEED A CAR TO DRIVE NOW AS WELL. I AM TIRED OF RIDING MY BIKE ALL OVER THE HOOD.
PLEASE TELL TINO TO QUIT CHASING ME, I VERY AFRAID.

4/16/2006 11:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ex-Milwaukee officers may face federal charges after state acquittal


Associated Press

MILWAUKEE — The U.S. Attorney's office is considering potential federal charges in the beating of a biracial man after a county jury acquitted three white former police officers of most of the charges against them, a federal prosecutor said today.

County prosecutors claimed the men beat Frank Jude Jr. on Oct. 24, 2004, because they thought he stole a badge at a party. Defense lawyers argued that key prosecution witnesses were unreliable.

After more than 26 hours of deliberations, the all-white jury returned not guilty verdicts late Friday on the charges against Daniel Masarik and Andrew Spengler, both 26. John Bartlett, 34, was cleared on one charge but the jury deadlocked on a charge of substantial battery.

U.S. Attorney Steven Biskupic said today he already had spoken with District Attorney E. Michael McCann and Mayor Tom Barrett.

"We'll meet with the district attorney, we'll review the evidence that he and the Milwaukee police gathered and we will evaluate to determine if any of the conduct violates federal law," Biskupic said.

"I'm committed to doing this as promptly as possible," said Biskupic, who said he would look at the federal statute that applies to police officers who deprive citizens of their civil rights.

The mayor had said after the verdicts that he spoke to federal authorities about a possible civil rights case.

"I am absolutely shocked and outraged by these verdicts," Barrett said. "Mr. Jude was beaten badly and we need to hold accountable those who are responsible. This is not over."

Jude's attorney, Jonathan Safran, said his client was happy federal prosecutors were investigating.

"He asked me to make sure everyone knows from his mouth that people should remain calm," Safran said. "He didn't want anyone else to get hurt based on what happened to him."

Jude, 27, of Appleton, said the group kicked and punched him, someone put a knife to his throat and someone stuck something in his ears. He couldn't identify his assailants but said he heard Spengler threaten him. He suffered facial injuries that required reconstructive surgery.

The three defendants were among nine officers fired as a result of the beating outside a house in a mostly white, working-class neighborhood on the city's south side. Witnesses said they heard someone call Jude and a black friend racial slurs during the assault.

All three men had been charged with substantial battery. Masarik also faced a charge of recklessly endangering safety, and faces a charge of perjury that is scheduled to be tried in June. Bartlett also faced a charge of recklessly endangering safety.

Bartlett's attorney, Gerald Boyle, said he had prepared his client for a guilty verdict, and was "elated with the outcome of this case." Steve Kohn, Masarik's lawyer, said he expected a not guilty verdict. Spengler's attorney, Michael Hart, said his client was "very, very relieved and thankful

4/16/2006 11:52:00 PM  
Anonymous maria's d-cup bra said...

Yo, Ricky!

Elotes no mas!

Maria Bazookas quiero KOOL-AID!

Vamanos! Mi tetas grande por Ricardo. Besame la chocha. Si!

4/17/2006 12:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i don't know if you all are old enough to remember the jeffery dahmer case. he basically fucked and killed and then ate his victims. when he was finally discovered or (outed) for being responsible for the deaths and cannibalization of 2 pacific rim queers the powers that be looked towards the milwaukee pd for scapegoats. they found 2 white coppers who answered a domestic (homosexual) call involving dahmer and one of his victims (still panting). the chief areolla (like the tit) fired the 2 po's and claimed they did not do an adequate invistigation and that it would have saved their lives. this was total bullshit. anyways it was determined later after the coppers were fired that they in fact did not do anything wrong and were allowed to be reinstated. but the copppers who opened up bars after they were fired said they had to think it over cause they were making more money as businessmen than cops. anyways there was a vote of no confidence for the chief tit (aereola) of the milwaukee pd. these guys will be fucked over. they will endure what the dahmer coppers endured, and i hope they beat it and sue the fuck outta milwaukee.

4/17/2006 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPT Anderson 017 DIST

1-COWARD

2-BACK STABBER

3-POLITICAL-HACK

4-HEAD-UP ASS

4/17/2006 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TEEEEEZZZZZZ RICKYYYYYY HEREEEEEE

CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENCION PLEASE!

I NOW ANNOUNCE THAT I HAVE GOT A GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE HERE NOW.

I AM SELLING ALL OF MY ELOTES, BOTH COOKED AND UNCOOKED ALONG WITH MY ELOTES PUSH CART.

ITS VERY VERY CHEAP, BUT GOOD AND STRONG FOR MANY MANY DAYS OF BEING PUUUSHED THRU HUMBOLDT PARK ALONG THE BOULEVARD.

REMEMBER EVERYONE WEST OF THE BOULEVARD IS CHARGED 50 CENT HIGHER THAN THOSE EAST OF THE BOULEVARD, CONGRESSMAN GUTTIERREZ WANTS IT TIS WAY.

I WILL START AS KOMMANDER OF SECURITY GUARDS OF ROBERETO CLEMENTE HIGH SCHOOL ON THE FIFTH OF MAY.

OH MY GOD, TIS IS A GOOD SIGN FROM ALL THE SAINTS ABOVE IS THAT I START OVER AGAIN AS A KOMMANDER ON CINCO DE MAYO.

MAYBE MY MARIAAAAAA WILL COME BACK TO MEEEEEE, PLEASEEEEEEE MARIAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I AM NOW A KOMMANDER OF SECURITY AT ROBERTO CLEMENTE HIGH SCHOOL.
I HAVE A GOLD STAR ONCE AGAIN.
SINCE YOU WILL BE ON DISABILITY I CAN HIRE YOU TO WORK UNDER ME LIKE YOU HAVE DONE SOOOO MANY TIMES IN DE PAST. MAYBE NOW YOU WILL TELL ME WHY YOU CALL ME PENCIL MAN AND GIGGLE SOOOO MUCH. I NO NOT WHAT YOU MEAN BY THIS EXPRESSION OF PENCIL MAN. YOU TELL ME SOOON NO?
TIS MAKES ME SOOO HAPPY I HAVE TO SING AND TAP DANCE, HERE GOES:

(SINGING)
" MY NAME IS RICKYYYY
AND I LIKE THE BIG TITTY"

"I WAS A BIG POLICEMAN BUT NOW I AM BIG GUARDSMAN"

"MY MARIA MY MARIA HOW I WISH THAT I COULD SEE HER"

"I USED TO PUSH THE CART, VERY HARD
ALONG THE BOULEVARD"

"I KNOW MY MARIA FLIRTED WITH THE GUYS'
BUT I DIDN'T MIND,
AS LONG AS SHE KEPT GIVING UP HER BEHIND"

"BUT NOW SHE LEFT ME AND I GOT A NEW JOB,
OH YEA I HEAR SHE MARRIED A SLOB"

"NOW I HAVE A NEW VERY YOUNG GIRL,
SHE DOESN'T CALL ME A LITTLE PENCIL"

I GO NOW. I NEED SIESTA.

4/17/2006 01:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait a second guy's!
This is a legit job. Why are you all so negative?
Maria worked so hard all her career to get where she's at.
Huberman IS the right guy to get out all the corruption in this city, I mean he was a hard working cop, wasn't he?
I've worked hard for over a decade, and I know, I know that if I continue to work as hard as they did, I too will be noticed like they were for my hard work!
Or better yet I should take some study group like Robert's or Berstein, and hope I too will score in the top 200 to make it!
I will!! You'll all see!! Its not bullshit!
It's not!
It's not!

4/17/2006 03:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF! is this the police blog or the penthouse forum page?

4/17/2006 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is bazzokas getting duty disability ?

what a fuckin joke

4/17/2006 07:12:00 AM  
Blogger CalumetCopper said...

I'd say both...

4/17/2006 07:12:00 AM  
Blogger SCC said...

We're working on it. Slowly.

4/17/2006 07:23:00 AM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

WESTCIDE:
Thank you for the laughs... you made me lose my coffee %%#*&(##!!!


rotflmao!

4/17/2006 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you talking about Guerrero and his big titted ex model wife?

4/17/2006 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maria is a fucking joke !

thank Mauer for that her and Lisa M.

disgrace to all working professional police officer

4/17/2006 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol!! You are so going to hell for that one!

4/17/2006 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the opening picture

4/17/2006 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you think those coppers did nothing wrong in the Dahmer case you must be out of your f-ing mind.Even a fag doesn't deserve to be eaten.....well at least not the way J.D. ate them.

4/17/2006 01:38:00 PM  
Blogger Sabian said...

I laughed like a hyena. So, I have hit an all time low. I bow my head in shame.....but, not for long!!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Save me a seat on the bus to Hell.

4/17/2006 02:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK POST 1:38,
WHAT DID THEY DO WRONG?
THEY GOT THIER JOBS BACK FOR BEING FIRED W/O JUST CAUSE.

ANSWER MY QUESTION, THEN YOU CAN GO BACK TO SUCKING COCK YOU FAGGOT NON POLICE WANNA BE.

4/17/2006 08:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They interupted his meal, that's what they did wrong.

4/18/2006 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maria a model. NOT

fake tits and a hairy lip (and not the good lips) do not make a model.

whats the story what is she claiming?

she waited till she got her 10 years isnt that the min for disabilty

4/18/2006 07:16:00 AM  

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