Tax Day!
Do you know where your tax preparer is? Ours seems to be in the Bahamas about now spending our refund money. Does anyone know if the US has an extradition treaty with this Caribbean island? We'd like to get some of our money back.
Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
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Off post but did anyone hear details of shooting involving odpo from Bomb and Arson? Tell copper next time shoot like he was taught not sideways like the gangbanger he is!!!!! Very interesting.....Copper ok and rival gangbanger was not hit.
DIC'S LIST OUT-------55 people.
GOT NAMES??????>>?>
one down daley to go
NO LUBE, GEORGIE BOY!
Ryan and Warner - GUILTY on all counts!
Rot in hell, Ryan.
RYAN GUILTY> WAY TO GO!!!!!
Guilty on all counts.
How are you feeling Mayor???
BRING ON DALEY!!! THEN THAT WILL BE ONE HELL OF A PARTY!
Caluris new A/3 DC????
Can someone explain something to me? Their is a group of officers who took the police exam in 1992 and did not get hired until 1997. This is the funny part- A group took the test in 1993 and was hired before the group above hired in 1997. Another group took the test in 1994 and also was hire before the group above start date 1995. Still the group who took the test in 92 were still waiting until 1997. Yet it looks like at least 2 new police test were offered and hires before a earlier test group. Anyone have the US attorneys number?
Is my NOBEL PRIZE FOR PEACE out of the question now?
Must I now cancel my round-trip tickets to Stockholm?
Caluris is the new A3 Deputy Chief. Sobczyk laterally moved to the DOC from Vice.
I remember when he pardoned those shitbirds a few years ago and I told myself he will regret the day he did that...today is the day April 17,2006...ryans cryn now. BUH BUY...we all know whos next!
Another sad day for SCC.
Again, a Republican is found guilty of being a peice of shit.
GO DEMS IN NOVEMBER!!
To 4/17/2006 07:23:36 AM,
More back, eh? That simply means you have not learned to finesse your witholding to your advantage. Why give the government an intrest free loan for an entire year so they can spend more of your money on mules and illegal aliens. Thats what you do when you get money back by way of a refund. A little back isn't a big deal. But a substanial amount means you need to review your witholding. I'm writing a check to the IRS for nineteen-hundred dollars, again. But I'm happier than than a pig in shit since I'm in a "D" unit and RYAN JUST GOT CONVICTED!!!!
Oh, and as always, save yourself-Vote McCain!!!
To post 4/17/06 12:35, Keep your nose out of this and walk away sez TONY SOPRANO
Please talk about my mother too.
I love when someone proves my point for me...you're not nearly as witty as you think.
If your a white shirt please refrain from trying to bully anyone on this blog 'cause your penis size is the same as your IQ.
My shirt is blue and thank you for giving me a 200 inch penis.
Why does someone have to be a "white shirt" if they think some psycho bitch is posting on here 24/7? And what the fuck does "white shirt" mean anyway? Are you a PPO who thinks sgt's have any power on this job? Next you'll call people communists who disagree with you. Are you a "white shirt" trying to stop free speech?
Georgie Porgie Puddin Pie
Jerked off in Aaron Patterson' eye
And when Aaron'e eye had dried shut
Georgie got fucked by that one-eyed slut
LMAO Get ready Mayor Richie Daley. Your next you peice of shit!
Piece too!
I don't think the prosecutors will be defending criminals one day. I sorta know several current assistant U.S. attorneys for the N.D. of Illinois, and they all CAME from top law firms in NYC and Chicago.
I don't see them going back to firms or private practice. The Generation Xers aren't too keen on law firm life, and the line for young conservative lawyers who want to work for Fitz stretches out the door, around the block, and to the moon.
Which is to say, these aren't your crook county slobs. The people working for Fitz are the real deal.
Sabian, I should also add that Dan Webb (Ryan's trial attorney) is one of the most respected trial lawyers in America. The only person to win a conviction in Iran Contra etc.
He's sort of trippy to see as a speaker. He looks like a tall version of Elmer Fudd and comes across a bit as a downstate yokel. But he makes a whole audience feel like he's talking right to the, and speaks clear as day.
Which is to say, he is the best that money could buy. And the "surprise" appointment of a defense witness as a U.S. atty for the Southern District was the best that Rove and Kjellander could do.
Regardless, I'm a hard-core Republican, and this is definitely a day I will celebrate loudly. Corruption is in all corners in Illinois, and the state is circling the drain as a result.
Let the truth be told though the Heavens may fall.
To all the kris Hitney fans out there. If you want a real show bid to 009. I guess she doesn't know her shirt size. She wears a shirt that is a little to small in the chest area. It's really a nice moral lifter for the guys.
Caluris is the new Deputy Chief of Area Three
Did you see how many guys from a certain tact team just made dick? As usual the fix is in and clout wins.
Dick's list out??
Will someone please post the names?
I thought it was only 20% meritorious for detective? 55 dicks means only 11 merit if my math is correct. I know 5 merit on here alone (all from units). The working copper gets fucked again.
George Ryan was first, now comse Mark Donahue and the boys.
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ouch! and all of a sudden the liberal media starts bad mouthing the republican party. have people forgotten all the drama around the hired truck scandal...but i have never heard the media badmouth the democrats....doesn't seem fair...let's see what happens when daley gets convicted....will the media bad mouth the democratic party....i think not....
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Why would any blue collar worker vote, or stand by as a republican?
Cause it makes them feel powerful.
The Archie Bunker syndrome keep's the blue collar man apart from looking at themselves.
Speaking of taxes, don't forget what happened to our fellow officers, Rich Barber, Keith Fuelling, and Chris Lenti last year with the tax fraud indictments. From what I heard Keith suprisingly won his case at federal court, Rich took a plea and Chris is waiting trial.
I got my refunds, about $1200 for both federal and state.
I would have gotten back more, IF I had gotten my raises when we should have insted of getting that BIG RETRO CHECK.
Thank-you Richie #^%&!ing Daley.
That $1200 will not cover the higher city taxes and gas prices for this year.
02:16,
while I disagree with their names being posted here (perhaps they can be removed), would you care to describe the generic details of what happened? This could prove useful to some of us.
Along those lines, anyone ever know what happened to the ex-copper who had something like 1200 CPD employees as clients in 1998? When I went in for MY audit, every cubicle around me at the IRS office by Ford City had coppers being interviewed. They told me that all of this guy's clients were being audited.
What ever happened to this guy? He owes me hundreds of hours of stress.
SCC-please remove those officers names from the post at 2:16am?
All three of them are excellent cops, but got jammed up working a side job for cash. I wish them all luck with the police board and hope to see them back in 008 soon!
Death to the tax man,if you work a cash side job like 10000 po's do,use a fake name or just claim the shit cuz the IRS are motherfuckers.
Thanx to anonymous for busting me out on the tax fraud case,even though its public knowledge it is a year old and 2 are on restricted duty,can you let us enjoy our days before 30 pending w/o your naming names Mr H & R Block.
If you work a side job for cash...
for a business that takes in almost all the proceeds in cash and keeps two sets of books...
remember that the I.R.S. pays a hefty finder's fee for information on such enterprises which results in a recovery of back taxes and fines...
with all the risks involved, lawsuits, beefs, no back-up, injuries not covered, better to work a legit side job.
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