Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Watch Yourself on the Dan Ryan

Yes, the camera vans are finally upon us. Two of them are going to be in the Dan Ryan construction area for the next few months. The fine for speeding through the construction area is $375 for the first offense and $1,000 PLUS a suspended license for the second. The cameras are taking pictures of the plates and the drivers. Stories in the Tribune and Sun Times.

What we'd REALLY like to see however, is how many cars DON'T come back to the addresses and drivers that are photographed. The failure rate for deliverable citations is going to be rather high we think. How about some of our Trooper readers keep us informed of that little statistic?

In the meantime, we'd advise you to take steps to avoid getting a large hit in the wallet. Obey the law, avoid the Ryan, and maybe get one of these:

60 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

First No sweat.

State Police still give a pass

5/23/2006 07:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never understand while folks like to be #1. Ain't that great. Number #2 is okay too.

Oh yea, Bush sucks!

5/23/2006 07:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But how will they give a pass when you get the ticket in the mail?

5/23/2006 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2nd ticket is the killer.
1,000.00 AND 3mo. lic. susp.
can't drive= can't work.
add that up.....

5/23/2006 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It might be a good thing to sell some Lone Ranger masks...
(625 ILCS 7/30)
Sec. 30. Requirements for issuance of a citation.
(a) The vehicle, vehicle operator, vehicle registration plate, speed, date, time, and location must be clearly visible on the photograph or other recorded image of the alleged violation.

5/23/2006 07:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't wait to retire and move out of the Chicago Area!

I'm tired of the fucking city and their tricks to steal money from our wallets!

I'll take my tax money elsewhere, along with my city pension. But I'll be damned if I live here one day past my retirement date!

5/23/2006 08:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what pension

5/23/2006 08:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rugai huh, another pilot prgm. for 19th ward Daley machine, ah it's just a useless random thought.

At the store now buying various aldercreature, gov. and daley masks for the photo op. Sure this latest venture will get the city and state out of the red.

5/23/2006 08:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Still a pension avail. for KMA, yes! Might be short lived but money still available. I say get yours before it's gone. Chg. is stuck in the twighlight zone and broke but still givin it out.

5/23/2006 08:37:00 PM  
Blogger Paul Huebl Crimefile News said...

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5/23/2006 08:39:00 PM  
Blogger Paul Huebl Crimefile News said...

The best way to get around this garbage is not own a car! Should you need a car have it titled, registered and insured to an relative who lives in another state! It should be registered to an surban address that does not require a city sticker.

Have that relative sign a power of attorney that allows you to buy.
sell, insure, or register that car on their behalf.

Drive like a celeb! Wear shades and a baseball cap.

They will stick their photo ticket up their own butts!

The department has no rules against department members driving borrowed cars do they?

It's really fun when the car's owner lives in Europe...

5/23/2006 08:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No problem.

Get a $30 aerosol can of PhotoBlocker to spray your license plates. Invisible to the naked eye while it fogs any photo.

www.phantomplate.com

5/23/2006 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the photoblocker doesn't work. REcently saw a consumer report that tested it. Same report, showed that some of the claims made by the company, ie. tested in Colorado, are bogus.

5/23/2006 09:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What issue of Consumer Reports? I'm a subscriber.

Caution: Do not use "PHOTOBLOCKER" on your face. I tried it and received bad skin rashes.

5/23/2006 09:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spray it on your face but don't get any in your eyes. It burns your eyes.

5/23/2006 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

someone should have told Chris Hitn@y about that photo blocker stuff.

5/23/2006 09:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best solutiuon to this problem is to move north and transfer to a north side district, then you don't have to use the Ryan. All you morons who brag non-stop about your "cheap" house on the south side can shove the $375 ticket up your ass! I might have paid twice as much for my house on the north side, but at least I can throw a rock in my neighborhood without hitting a crackhead. FUCK THE SOUTHSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

While I'm on this rant, why the fuck do they need to "improve" the Ryan anyway. I doubt it's because people from the southside are complaining about congestion and long work commutes. The only people that use the Ryan are bustouts who need to get on the Skyway so they can blow all they're money on the boats!

Southside is nothin but a bunch of crackheads and hillbillies!!

5/23/2006 09:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It figures they tested the van at 104th and Homan. Just another way to suck money from the taxpayers. They know they would not get any money if it was set up in englewood. So get ready 008, 016 and 022. We already bear the burden and now they will screw us again. Oh, and remember this next election when Rugai is running again.

5/23/2006 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh How about the idea is not to kill hiway workers
Im a retired copper and I drive 45 in the construction zones
We are not above the law

5/23/2006 10:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The van takes photos of your rear plate. It should be good when someones baby's mama's third cousin's play sister gets the ticket for the plates she got paid $50 to buy. Of course nothing will happen. Only honest people pay fines.

5/23/2006 10:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic,

La Raza has a link on racial profiling it's www.parc.info/
Parc 1st 5 yrs for start up came thru Ford Foundation who also started up La Raza an Atzlan.

Besides being non-profit and obtaining grant's Parc also chrg's. fee's to generate income from municipl's. their employed by. One of their board trustee members listed was:

Ellen Scrivner Deputy Superintendent Bureau of Admin. Serv. CPD, as you may know Parc is a Police Oversite Org.

5/23/2006 10:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hell, I need to use that PhotoBlocker Spray on some men that live in my area. Does it completely fog everything out??????

That in itself is worth the $30...

5/23/2006 10:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will PhotoBlocker spray make Maria Soto-Maher disappear?

5/23/2006 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

looky here and what not now he said they done did what? let me squeeze my 40 ouncer into my cups holder and tap my brakey pedal.

5/23/2006 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, is that a picture of Northside? :)

5/23/2006 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You need a thoroughbred stallion for Chief of Detectives.

5/23/2006 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just not one with a broken leg that might die from infection.

5/23/2006 10:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, do they sell that PhotoBlocker crap in scented flavors?

If so, I would like to order a case in the Kool-Aid Boppin' Berry® scent and ship it to 35/Michigan!

5/23/2006 11:00:00 PM  
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5/23/2006 11:16:00 PM  
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5/23/2006 11:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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(2) I promise I won't cum in your mouth.

(3) The job is legit and CAPS works.

5/23/2006 11:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be careful on Lake Shore Drive to. HB and RA in traffic have made it known that the police and their families will be thier next targets.

5/23/2006 11:28:00 PM  
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5/23/2006 11:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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5/23/2006 11:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should we start shipping to all the Aldermen in the Wards as well?

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5/23/2006 11:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck it, I'm taking the plates off my car......what are they gonna do??

5/24/2006 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have an idea: How about if you drive on the Ryan, you don't fucking speed!! DUH

5/24/2006 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the vans on the ryan are placed in the work zone areas. so get a clue and 'give them a break'.

5/24/2006 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

damn i meant brake i f$#ked up that witicism, i mean witi something ahhh whatever

5/24/2006 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this whole comment part of every post on this site is why i dont tell people i'm a cop, all you guys sound like fools

5/24/2006 02:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

State Police are a bunch of crybabies...think they are hot shit. ALl they do is traffic ....they are not the "police" by any menas...have NO clue about being the police but will read you the riot act when they stop you...like they're better than you.Fuck the State Police.

5/24/2006 03:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't speed through the work zones asshole and you won't have anything to cry about.

State Police should be locking these shitheads up left and right.

I would guess that it is your type that when you get off work, driving down the street, nobody around you sneak thru the redlights, blow thru the stop signs and do 80 MPH on surface streets. If you are pushing 95 on the x-ways, get nailed you'll be bitching about everyone else.

GROW UP PUNK

5/24/2006 05:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about some names for the guys in Traffic who are "targeting" P.O's and the families. And after that, how about dumping them back to a District?

5/24/2006 06:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry junior, I have clout!! I'll write your pissy little family and NEVER leave Traffic (until I retire).
So pony up the dough or be prepared to stand in line with the mules at Traffic Court!! I have a radar gun unlike you........hahahahaha

5/24/2006 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about a lawsuit of some kind against the photo/fine stuff? I mean, how can the owner of the car get whacked if they weren't driving it at the time? I think that in some other state(s) (?), somebody sued and the judge threw the photo law out....anyone ?

5/24/2006 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry junior, I have clout!! I'll write your pissy little family and NEVER leave Traffic (until I retire).
So pony up the dough or be prepared to stand in line with the mules at Traffic Court!! I have a radar gun unlike you........hahahahaha

5/24/2006 10:24:15 AM

LOL spoken like a true pussy, the funny thing about your radar gun, it's not gonna do you any good when it is shoved up your ass,when you call for help I hope a traffic guy comes, because the guys in the districts cetainly won't hurry when they know it's you calling....
The good guys in traffic know it's just a job and know how to treat fellow officers and their families and have my respect.

5/24/2006 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't start this state police shit again, the state is great in my book,try slowing down and have some respect for them and you won't have any problems, we have a great working relationship with them.

5/24/2006 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WRITE THE RED LIGHT VIOLATORS PLEASE !

5/24/2006 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Burton and Austin in traffic have written p.o.s before and will do it again. Both are real jags

5/24/2006 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Burton and Austin in traffic have written p.o.s before. They are both jags. Burton won't go to help anyone. So remember that when you hear him call for help.

5/24/2006 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Regarding the Photoblocker, I said a consumer report, i.e. a television consumer report segment, did several tests using actually photo cameras and the three products that Photoblocker sells, including the spray, the cover and the filtered cover. The tests were done in cooperation with a local sheriffs office who radared the speeder, and the actual cameras that take pictures of the plates, In some instances the photostuff actually made the numbers easier to read. I made no reference to the Consumer Report magazine. Save your money it doesn't work. The same consumer report segment contacted various sources cited in Photoblocker adds, and several said they never tested the product, nor said it works. Save your money, or find alternate means of masking your plates.

5/24/2006 03:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Other Po's in traffic, public vehicle and 1st dist. have also written po's and fam. member's, along with numerous other dist's. whether by accident or circumstance. What is being alluded too is the tic. issue was intentional. Policeman hide behind the word cop.

WTF, there are other way's to handle your personal pissing contest besides calling out no back up for an officer. Cop's don't endanger other cop's over paper tic. B.S.

What mighy be also missing here, a tic. issued to Street's and San's Comm. Sanchez acting like a king pen on the highway, or how about the arbitration the officer's won over falisfied stats? Instead of getting behind the officer's winning a contract violation and writing clout Sanchez you incite endangerment to cop's. Maybe you have been in your cush spot way to long and never learned real police cop protocl.

You do not with intention endanger a fellow officer! If Burton and other's are guilty of like conduct the same goes! All this B.S. over paper tic's, handle your sh&t like a man or woman.

5/24/2006 03:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So get ready 008, 016 and 022. We already bear the burden and now they will screw us again. Oh, and remember this next election when Rugai is running again.


If Rugai gets speed cameras set up on 111th,and also on Western Ave. she'll have my vote. Try slowing down.

5/24/2006 04:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would love to see the A/2 Gun Team wear nothin BUT the Lone Rangers Mask. Any takers? LOL. Be safe guys, you are my heroes!

5/24/2006 04:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

note to po's don't hand ur dl over to any blue shirt that pulls u over off duty. if it makes u feel better call for a sgt. or my personal opinion tell em to fuk off and drive off

5/24/2006 05:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't get caught with your legit plates on. Keep them in the trunk. Go to a dollar store and buy two rebel flag plates or whatever and use them front and rear.

Then you can go as fast as you want to.

5/24/2006 08:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you are involved in an off-duty traffic accident and need to call 9-1-1, unless it is a 10-1, do not tell the call taker you are a P.O.

If you do tell them, it is likely that Operations Command will be notified and will want to ask all kinds of questions and complicate your life.

Best to be discrete, on the phone, with the other party and discretely tell the responding officer.

Whatever, be cool and don't run your mouth.

5/25/2006 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Other Po's in traffic, public vehicle and 1st dist. have also written po's and fam. member's, along with numerous other dist's. whether by accident or circumstance. What is being alluded too is the tic. issue was intentional. Policeman hide behind the word cop.

WTF, there are other way's to handle your personal pissing contest besides calling out no back up for an officer. Cop's don't endanger other cop's over paper tic. B.S.

What mighy be also missing here, a tic. issued to Street's and San's Comm. Sanchez acting like a king pen on the highway, or how about the arbitration the officer's won over falisfied stats? Instead of getting behind the officer's winning a contract violation and writing clout Sanchez you incite endangerment to cop's. Maybe you have been in your cush spot way to long and never learned real police cop protocl.

You do not with intention endanger a fellow officer! If Burton and other's are guilty of like conduct the same goes! All this B.S. over paper tic's, handle your sh&t like a man or woman

Don't take money out of coppers and their families pockets with your bullshit paper tics, it's called professional courtesy, it's bad enough when I see them writing the citizen with the license all the time instead of the jagoff that's suspended 5 times over just because a tvb is a pain in the ass. Realpolice cop protocol? the real police don't write cops period! so you obviously aren't the real police if you advocate writing coppers.

5/25/2006 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no chicago po is gonna write me a ticket because im not giving up my dl.go ahead and call a sgt because when they get there im gonna say u wanted 50.00 to forget about the ticket.now if im in another town then im fair game cause im not the police there

5/25/2006 03:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Regarding Don't endanger post. So you added the last paragrah and twisted what I said. No where did I reference writing fellow officer's. The issue was endangerment not responding to an officer's call for assist over alleged issue of personal agenda paper tic's.

For your info. I do not nor have I ever nailed a copper in my KMA tenure. Your add on to my post shows the f^&ked up mindset on this job. Make my statement of safety to another first, fit it into your twisted personal beef. This is 7th grade B.S.

There's other ways to handle intenional tic's and if you were the real police you would also cope, deal with it and move on. Only a coward post's a call out to endanger another sworn brother or sister on a blog and they are not real cop's. Get pissed, get even but who the f%$k in hell are you or anyone that would participate and or aid in the potential harm to any fellow officer!

Here's one for you since you have yet to figure it out, how can you guarantee every copper you don't write has never written another. You can't and we still give a pass. The posting by you or whoever, which I don't give a shit about the real cause is a personal hard on for another, I don't like you for what ever reason nonsense and a boner of contention. A personal pissing contest not being handled like a man or woman. Bet it's the same poster that alleges Austin keeps everyone's names that he stops as a list. How does the poster know this? This shit is personal and reeks of rumor central, attack the officer for my benefit. I lay odd's the posting's were either made by you or responded to by the in house click club. Get off the koolaid it's proven it's bad for your mind.

5/25/2006 08:24:00 PM  

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