Thursday, June 29, 2006


From Channel 2 News:

A would be burglar was shot in the head. With his own gun! Hahahahahahahahahaha. You gotta love it.



Blogger CalumetCopper said...

w000t! First! Good Job Douchebag! LOLOLOLOLOL

6/29/2006 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


6/29/2006 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We MUST outlaw garages because if there wasnt a garage none of this would of happened. Now, unfortunately, this upstanding 40 year old father of seven children will not be able to see their graduations from medical school

6/29/2006 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear God,

I dont ask for much;
But I have a small favor to ask.
To rid the city,
of Tyrone and Asshats.

We NEED a riot;
Or tumultuous fire;
To cleanse the West Side
N' kill all joe's 3 ft and higher.

They do no good, God;
They are a waste of space.
Fuck the whole lot of them;
They are now immune to my mace.

Give them the will to riot;
The urge to burn their homes down
Let them kill eachother-
Good riddence from our town.

I will not hit the medical;
I vow to go to work on that day.
To protect the GOOD people,
And keep the savages at bay.

My aim will be true;
I will laugh at Willie's gore.
I have plenty of ammo
That I picked up at Shore's.

If this is too much to ask;
A few indictments will do.
Let da feds investigate,
And lock up Daley's Crew.

And if Daley is too heavy;
To hang a True Bill.
We must get these damn alderman,
And that bitch, Mary Mitchell.

Thank You, God

6/29/2006 01:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe citizen deserve a Medal for getting rid of this theiving creature! I wish for more happy endings such as this! This is by far the best way to reduce crime. Reduce crime by elimination instead of probation!

6/29/2006 06:30:00 AM  
Anonymous the rock said...

1st ODPO places a shooter into custody and it was told in the the news of a couragous act, next mr citizen struggles w/ a burglar w/ a shotgun breakin into his garage= 1 burglar dead hey this has been a good week.

6/29/2006 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


You ARE the man!!!!!

6/29/2006 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Do you smell that? What? Napalm son! Nothing in the world smells like that! One time we had a hair ball, for twelve hours when it was all over we walked up. We didn't find one of 'em,not one stinkin dink body! That smell,ya know that gasoline smell. A whole hill....Smells like...VICTORY!" Col. Bill Kilgore 1st 9th AirCAV

6/29/2006 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TEAMSTERS all the way

6/29/2006 02:58:00 PM  
Anonymous poetry critic said...

Dear God.....he's a poet and he don't know it.

6/29/2006 09:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A burglar with a shotgun? wink wink

6/30/2006 01:48:00 AM  

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