Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
w000t! First! Good Job Douchebag! LOLOLOLOLOL
WOO HOO 2!
We MUST outlaw garages because if there wasnt a garage none of this would of happened. Now, unfortunately, this upstanding 40 year old father of seven children will not be able to see their graduations from medical school
Dear God,I dont ask for much; But I have a small favor to ask. To rid the city,of Tyrone and Asshats.We NEED a riot; Or tumultuous fire;To cleanse the West SideN' kill all joe's 3 ft and higher.They do no good, God;They are a waste of space.Fuck the whole lot of them;They are now immune to my mace.Give them the will to riot;The urge to burn their homes downLet them kill eachother-Good riddence from our town.I will not hit the medical;I vow to go to work on that day.To protect the GOOD people,And keep the savages at bay.My aim will be true;I will laugh at Willie's gore.I have plenty of ammoThat I picked up at Shore's. If this is too much to ask;A few indictments will do.Let da feds investigate,And lock up Daley's Crew.And if Daley is too heavy;To hang a True Bill.We must get these damn alderman,And that bitch, Mary Mitchell.Thank You, God
Joe citizen deserve a Medal for getting rid of this theiving creature! I wish for more happy endings such as this! This is by far the best way to reduce crime. Reduce crime by elimination instead of probation!
1st ODPO places a shooter into custody and it was told in the the news of a couragous act, next mr citizen struggles w/ a burglar w/ a shotgun breakin into his garage= 1 burglar dead hey this has been a good week.
01:39You ARE the man!!!!!
"Do you smell that? What? Napalm son! Nothing in the world smells like that! One time we had a hair ball, for twelve hours when it was all over we walked up. We didn't find one of 'em,not one stinkin dink body! That smell,ya know that gasoline smell. A whole hill....Smells like...VICTORY!" Col. Bill Kilgore 1st 9th AirCAV
TEAMSTERS all the way
Dear God.....he's a poet and he don't know it.
A burglar with a shotgun? wink wink