Friday, June 09, 2006

Someone PLEASE Stop These Idiots

  • If the City Council can ban foie gras, a fatty liver delicacy that most Chicagoans have never tasted and cannot afford, why not ban a product that's known to cause obesity and heart disease? Chicago's most powerful alderman raised that question Wednesday, then began to answer it -- by thinking out loud.
  • Burke said it "might be a good jumping off point" to target french fries and other fast food that's cooked in artery-clogging oil and food that's processed or loaded with additives and preservatives.
We think we already have a mechanism in place to take care of this - it's called a "free market." If people don't want to eat fries or fatty food, they'll stop. Plain and Simple. We don't really need aldercreatures (especially aldercreatures who don't look as though they've missed too many meals) telling the rest of us what to eat.

Shut up, stop spending our tax money on "Fashion Advisory Councils," and try to keep yourself from getting indicted.


Anonymous Versace said...

SCC, great minds think alike!! Just posted on the open thread. lmao

6/09/2006 01:19:00 AM  
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6/09/2006 02:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The City Council is considering a measure to ban DI-HYDRO-MONOXIDE which causes about fifty or sixty deaths a year in Chicago.

6/09/2006 03:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DI-HYDRO MONOXIDE, oh my god that sounds horrific. We should sign a petition to ban it. It's, It's, wait DI-HYDRO MONOXIDE, DI-HYDRO, thats two hydros, MONOXIDE that one oxide. That's H2O, water. Good one, real funny.

6/09/2006 04:20:00 AM  
Blogger CalumetCopper said...

Ban Stupid Aldermen!

6/09/2006 07:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ban Alderasshat Dowfee Tillminz from wearing those obnoxious donkey hats.

6/09/2006 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do the aldremen pay for health insurance each pay period???

6/09/2006 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ban Alderwomen that wear large HATS! Dat be you Tillman, your the only ASSHAT!

6/09/2006 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

watch out when you make fun of "the hat" SGT BOONE will get you... thats his girl.


6/09/2006 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im back master jedi. and even on topic. my monkey and me love french fries. yum. stay away bad aldercreatures or I unleash the ninjamonkey on all you.

6/09/2006 02:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will the F.O.P. and P.B.P.A. or the Media, please file a Freedonm of Information Act request, to find out what the policticans are offered in the may of medical plans, and what are their retirement benefits.

I bet the results if published would be shocking. Inquiring minds what to know.

6/09/2006 08:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say we bring in the Fab 5 to do a complete makeover of every alderrat!

6/09/2006 08:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey! 0813

Do it yourself! Anyone can file a FOIA request, and when you do not get a response, you can file a federal complaint, which are taken very seriously. If the City refuses to give you the info, then call the papers and ask them to find out why.

Too many of us find it much easier to sit and do nothing and hope someone else does all the work. This is partly why we are in the situation we are currently in.

6/09/2006 10:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Donatello said...

Effective July 1, ALL police officers are required to wear the new uniforms by Versace!

We will work very hard to try to reimburse you the $8500 you will be required to spend for these new uniforms.

However, we already wear Versace.

FOP President

6/09/2006 10:48:00 PM  

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