Friday, June 30, 2006

That's Not an M&M!!

Making us rethink our sweet tooth, the following coverage from Channel 2, Channel 7 and the Sun Times, M&M Mars is shut down for health code violations. Not only shut down, but shut down for refusing to make corrections following an earlier inspection.

Color us cynical, but we still like to think of our candies made by little orange Oompa Loompas in a magical chocolate factory somewhere far away. Mouse crap and fruit flies just doesn't cut it for us.

20 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

First...M&M's RULE!!!!

6/29/2006 10:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

M&M's made with mouse poop instead of chocalate are even better!

6/29/2006 11:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm outraged. How dare the city interupt the M and M, snicker, milky way process. I like the taste just the way they are.
Leave them alone you communist sons-of-bitches.

THis is a racial move. The city hall pieces of cheet, the f*cking fags are messing with tradition.

6/29/2006 11:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't you learn anything from Ozzie? You aren't supposed to say "fag"! It's not sensitive, you retard!

6/30/2006 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not if I tell you I need faggot for my fireplace.
By the way ONE NATION UNDER GOD, no protection for this within the pledge. Burn baby burn and up goes the USA Flag. We are pathetically weak with our political correctness.

6/30/2006 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep big, big fine $1,500.00 wata joke. Guess it will cost them down time, and what about their employee's will they be paid or docked for any lost hour's? At least they got the spider like webs off the candy, hell no one was concerned about beetle's used for yogurt and juice. Yeah that's me cynical.

6/30/2006 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I HAVE A SWEET TOOTH FOR THE AREA 2 GUN TEAM GUYS.

6/30/2006 03:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've been inside the Mars factory. It's cleaner inside than most hospitals. This unsanitary B/S is just that. B/S.

6/30/2006 05:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is NO restaurant, food processor, food packer, warehouse, taco wagon, grocery store, 7-11, cafeteria,or for that matter home kitchen that is aseptic. There is germs everywhere. It is your bodies immune system that saves your butt.

If you have a favorite restaurant that you and your family go to, been going there for years, know the owner, like the staff there...... Do NOT NOT NOT go into the kitchen. You will never go back! This goes double for chinese joints.

I love going to seven treasures over in chinatown. My standard order is a big bowl of that noodle soup with the BBQ pork and shrimp wontons. I could eat that 4-5 times a week. But the fucking place is truly an unmitigated shithole! THe tables were from the 50's.... You can press your thumb into the table top and smush the polymer coating that makes formica around like a smear. Every farm animal that ever ate there and spit up, wiped their hands on the table after taking a dump (the bathroom will gag a maggot!)or just generally spooged on the table will be present when you sit down.

That's for starters. Don't get me going on the kitchen with the dead ducks and chicken hanging from hooks repleat with fruit flies.

Everytime I go into the joint, I mutter to myself..... "help me lord!"

6/30/2006 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Health inspector must have not got his free bag of candy this week. Like an above post said that place is probably the cleanest place I have ever been in. They are almost psychotic in the way they keep that place clean.

6/30/2006 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Democratic People's Republic of Chicago has now issued a new ruliing that these delicious chocolate tidbits no longer be referred to as M & M's but as W & W's.

The Mayor's Council for Political Correctness.

6/30/2006 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really dont understand your facination with these incredible difficult candies. It takes me forever to remove the color coatings that they put on M & M's to eat the chocolate. There has to be an easier chocolate candy out there.

6/30/2006 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

M & M's, make friends...

6/30/2006 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

peanut butter m and m's. yummy

6/30/2006 02:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOW MANY BLONDES DOES IT TAKE TO EAT M & M 's?

(3)- Two to peel the M & M's and one to eat them!

6/30/2006 04:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mmm mmm good! chocolate mouse pooh!
I think that beats a Ritz!

6/30/2006 04:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Considering all the mouse crap they found at the Mars candy plant, they may just change the acronym of M&M to "Mickey & Minney!"

6/30/2006 11:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wanna see a sight, go into the kitchen at china town cafe.

7/01/2006 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why did the blond get fired from the M & M factory???

Cuz she ate all the W's

7/01/2006 02:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hitney had "M's" tattoo'd on both ass cheeks to spell out M O M. And when she's getting plowed it spells W O W!

Please post a picture Chris!

7/02/2006 10:34:00 PM  

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