Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
OLE, we have declined your credit card application due to:we have no such thing as a DAMN PERRO CARDThank you for applying.Sincerely,DISCOVER DAMN DOG
The CPD guards the Catholic honchos, due to the $ exchange.If you're not Catholic, buy a rosary and hit the confessional box ASAP! You might just come out SGT or depending on how much moolah you have, LTAMEN
GOD BLESS JON BURGE!!!!
I have a feeling based on how the Old Mayor looks and all that has been happening to his friends he will end up like daddy and Stroger. A massive stroke followed by a heart attack. The City will do the fake mourning as they all jockey for power positions. Blacks against the hispanics against the whites all fighting for the power. And the only good thing is that he won't get one pension check even though he has stole millions already. Then us young guys can lock up his kids and even give Maggie a few tickets once the wicked witch of the loop is dead. Ding Dong the wicked witch, the wicked witch is dead.....
Is it true Daley's son joined the military because stories were about to come out about him being gay? Heard a neighbor boy lodged a complaint about the son and what he "did" with him.It was all hushed up and the son was sent far away in the military. If true I am sure his son is enjoying his time in the barrel with the hole on the side of it. The place cock in this hole to be pleasured barrel.
Breaking News:WB Broadcasting Network has announced a brand new 2006 Fall Series.The series: The Faulkners Meet The Niggers, Terms of Endearment IIStarring:The State Rep. Rev Meeksas Rev. BadtouchPhil Cline as The SuperMayor Daleyas Mayor Fat BastardRetired ADS Whighamsas The Bad Black Pillsbury Dough BoyCounty President Strogeras Wheelchair WillieAnd many Black Chicago Land LocalPoliticians loyal to Daleyas The Uncle Tom NigsStay tuned for local listings and times.
That's good. Keep posting garbage about Meeks instead of lashing out at him for the things he should be condemned.Continued racial profiling and taunting here serves no purpose. To the 6:50 poster:Why do you not also go after white people who make racial comments? The first comment was probably written by a white person anyway.
We know that Tommy The Commie Downs (Leftisthebest) sat nude and stoned face in EB's hot tub as she rode his lap in those jet spurred waters.That man is a fuck monster!
Mayor Daley's kid is a turd burglar. And its said that ronnie hummerboy was his but pilot.Mayor Daley, its coming your way and you deserve every bit of it.I dont feel one bit sorry for you. You think he studders now....wait till Sept./Oct. time frame! A ba dee aba dee
Im ashamed to be on CPD after reading these postings. Its great to let off some steam and vent on this blog. These postings are just sad. To anyone who is not the police and read the blog,I apoligize,we are not all this ignorant. These postings will end what started out to be a great way to exchange information. I truly believe this is going to have a negative impact when contract talks begin next year. I believe the blog should be shut down.
Hello Everyone,Area 3 is the best. I never had more fun in my life. I'm so happy I left Area 5. It was terrible there. I tried to make everyone like me, but it didn't work for some reason. So I left. Now I work for someone who won't send me to S.V.U. if I get in trouble. Wooh, what a relief. Life is good now and I come to work so gay and happy. I think I have 52 arrests so far this year and next week I'm working on 53. Oh yea, I think I'm going to ejaculate in my pants now so I must go. Please be nice to the bosses like I am. You don't know when you might need one. If anyone needs me call Area 3. I'll be glad to help, escpecially if you are a boss. Love all,Bobby
anyone know the female copper in the courts sect. who f&*%ed her copper husband on domestic bulld$#%.
What is really a shame is that some of these hateful, rotten psychos will become bosses.
Being a female myself (happily married), it makes me sick on how some of these B*&%$#@ can be so vindictive. She raking him over the coals. She wants a divorce but instead of going away quietly she's claiming dometic abuse so she can get more then she deserves out of their short marriage. She wont let him see his daughter and has her hillbilly sister living with her.
Meeks must read this blog.Is ghetto gangbanging attire is gone today.
When did the CPD do away with the psych test???????????????????????Looks like they missed a BUNCH
Being a female myself (happily married), it makes me sick on how some of these B*&%$#@ can be so vindictive. She raking him over the coals. She wants a divorce but instead of going away quietly she's claiming dometic abuse so she can get more then she deserves out of their short marriage. She wont let him see his daughter and has her hillbilly sister living with her. What's her name?
To the above poster, you are right on the money! I watched my sister-in-law fight cancer for 5 years, till she finally lost the battle. To watch firsthand someone go through that is brutal. Good luck in beating this awful disease. And you're right, that poster you mentioned is a JACK-ASS! You may not like this person, but to see someone go through this is a terrible thing.
7/3011:25amNot too smart cause when her bullshit gets the guy fired she will get less not more.
11:14 AMMany of these "hateful, rotten psychos" who anonymously post here are bosses.
Geeks. Is it me, or am I the only one who knows that the same five geeks post here. Geeks. Nothing but geeks.
OK, SCC, what happened to my post? I was the one who gave a prevoius poster a piece of my mind because he/she was really being cruel about Maggie Daley. It also looks like a bunch of others posted between 1:45 and 4:30 disappeared. This isn't the first time. What gives?
Sgt list just came out today. Confirmed this by calling back to my unit. It is also on the fop hotline. All on the list must report to the academy tomorrow at 0700.Good luck to all the new bosses!
I truly believe this is going to have a negative impact when contract talks begin next year. I believe the blog should be shut down. Mark get your own blog.
By the way who say that I'm black? Gee .... maybe its your articulate typing of the english language?
TO A CERTAIN 008th DISTRICT P/O.Lately there has been a huge upsurge in fake, Phony Marines, Or as we call them in the Marine Corps community, posers.first I will define poser..Definition: Poser1. A person who habitually pretends to be something he is not.Noun. Source: Imposter. Definition: A wanna-be, pretender, one who tries to be someone he's not. Context: Used to 'expose' someone of lying.I do not know the reason for the huge amount of posers showing up but let me warn you right now that if you are posing as a Marine and were never a Marine, You will be found out. The Marine Corps community will bust you. If you are a Marine that is claiming awards or medals you did not earn, You will be found out and busted.I will also add that it is illegal to be a poser below you will find the federal laws that cover this issue..Laws Against WannabesThese are the laws pertaining to the illegal wearing/sale/manufacture of decorations and medals, and the laws governing the illegal wearing of the uniform of the United States Military. THEY CAN BE ENFORCED, AND SOON WILL BE.Title 18 United States Code:Sec. 702. Uniform of the armed services and Public Health Service:Whoever, in any place within the jurisdiction of the United States or in the Canal Zone, withoutauthority, wears the uniform, or a distinctive part thereof or anything similar to a distinctive part of the uniform of any of the armed services of the United States, Public Health Service or any auxiliary of such, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.Sec. 704. Military Medals or Decorations:(a) In General. - Whoever knowingly wears, manufactures, or sells any decoration or medal authorized by Congress for the armed forces of the United States, or any of the service medalsor badges awarded to the members of such forces, or the ribbon, button, or rosette of any suchbadge, decoration or medal, or any colorable imitation thereof, except when authorized underregulations made pursuant to law, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more thansix months, or both.(b) Congressional Medal of Honor:(1) In general. - If a decoration or medal involved in an offense under subsection (a) is a Congressional Medal of Honor, in lieu of the punishment provided in that subsection, the offender shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than one year, or both.(2) Definitions. - (A) As used in subsection (a) with respect to a Congressional Medal ofHonor, "sells" includes trades, barters, or exchanges for anything of value.(3) As used in this subsection, "Congressional Medal of Honor" means a medal awardedunder section 2741, 6241, or 8741 of Title 10."Author's commentary (See Notice Below):Regarding 18 U.S.C. Sec. 702 and 704(a):18 U.S.C. Sec. 3559(a)(7) provides that an offense having a maximum assessable term of confinement of more than 30 days and less than 6 months is a Class B misdemeanor.18 U.S.C. Sec. 3571(b)(6) provides that the maximum fine for a Class B misdemeanor not resulting in death is $5,000 per count on which the Defendant is convicted.Regarding 18 U.S.C. Sec. 704(b):18 U.S.C. Sec. 3559(a)(6) provides that an offense having a maximum assessable term of confinement of more than six months and less than one year is a Class A misdemeanor.18 U.S.C. Sec. 3571(b)(5) provides that the maximum fine for a Class A misdemeanor not resulting in death is $100,000 per count on which the Defendant is convicted.Notice in regards to website Credit: This material was granted for use on thiswebsite under the specific provisions granted in the following Copyright Notice:Author's commentary is Copyright 1999, Charles F. Wilkins, III. Permission is hereby given to freelyredistribute this document as part of an effort to discover and expose phony "war heroes" or to reducethe illegal trade in United States military medals and decorations provided that copies so reproduced orredistributed carry this copyright notice in its entirety without alteration. Reproduction or redistributionfor any other purpose, whether in whole or in part, without the prior written consent of Charles F. Wilkins, III, is prohibited. No copyright is asserted in the quoted text of original U.S. government works.So with that out of the way I am going to tell you some signs that someone might be a poser.1. Classified. This is the posers favorite word, If they say their time in the Military was "classified" you can bet that it is bullshit.2. The person cannot tell you their boot camp platoon number or the names of their Drill Instructors. Every Marine will remember these things until the day they die. Also ask them about their first duty station, Every Marine remembers their first one.3. Rambo like or stories straight out of a movie and book. A lot of posers read Military themed books and magazines as well as movies, So if it sounds like Tom Clancy or John Rambo then it probably is.4. The wrong ribbons for their time in. A lot of posers will wear ribbons that do not correspond with their time in. IE wearing WWII era ribbons while claiming to be a Iraq war Veteran.5. Big talk! This is a big tip off. Posers will talk, talk, talk and talk big! Guys that have been there do not tend to talk about their experiences very often.So there are some signs to look for in a poser. If you come across a poser there are many organizations that can help you root out a fake Marine or phony war hero, I will add some links to these pages as soon as I can.Links to poser busting sites.Fake SEALSHunting the PhoniesThe Fake WarriorsOnly The PhonyTracking Down False HeroesAt the bottom of this page you will find a link called "The Toilet Bowl Of Shame" I will be posting info on posers busted by this site and other Marine Corps web sites on the net in the Bowl. You do not want to find your name in The Toilet Bowl Of Shame, If you do you will stay in there until you write up an apology to the sites you bullshitted and have dedicated some of your time to your local VA Hospital and then and only when myself and others are satisfied that you have learned your lesson will you be flushed from the Bowl Of Shame. How will I know if you have met this criteria?Easy This is one of the largest Marine Corps only web site on the net and our members are from all over the US and the world, and we can check. So if you are posing, Stop now or prepare to get outed.The Toilet Bowl Of Shame
We know it will be easy to catch the guys over 5'6" who lie about being Marines. Everyone knows you have to 5'5" or under to be jarhead.
The barbed wire tattooed long thick cock muscular body cop from 008th is the REAL DEAL. A decorated Marine, a decorated Suburban cop and now a decorated Chciago Cop. He has been there and done it. From the medals he was awarded for carrying an injured soldier over his shoulders out of harms way during combat to his killing of an armed offender while on the Suburban dept.You guys are just jealous because he has hot looks, a hot muscular body and a giant fricken cock to boot!Maybe buy a penis enlarger pump boys so you can leave the REAL DEAL MEN alone.Lt. Richie "Shakes" Scotchbreath
u know your name
7/304:12 pmGo to the Friday Post and read some of the shit these guys think of veterans.
When i first started reading this site i thought that it had some good points , once you over looked the B/S posts. I see now that it's really turned into a crap shoot. It should be shut down because it's turned into a sounding board for all of the miscontents in this city who are the one's who turned it into a jungle in the first place. All of theses young cops coming on the job now are worst than "people " that they slam on this site. Thank god i've got 25 years and soon i'll be able to read about this B/S on-line from miles away . F**k you and the horse you rode in town on.
To 7/30/2006 04:10:11 PM By the way who say that I'm black? Gee .... maybe its your articulate typing of the english language? -----------------------------------Appartenly you haven't read what you white guys write. A lot of you guys are dumb fucks
That post about the new WB tv series has me laughing my ass off. Stroger as Wheelchair Willie. Now that is funny!
The TV SERIES should include Ronald Hubermanas Back Door Brucie
To: 7/30/2006 04:12:16 PM Wow.......Way too much time on your hands, buddy. Besides, who gives a fuck who was a marine, army, navy, or the grand marshall in the Gay Pride Parade????? All the same useless bullshit.Why don't you just go back to jerking off into another issue of Soldier of Fortune, fuckwad.
Got to give this blog a...19-P, squad.
A string walks in a bar and orders a drink.The bartender says, "we don't serve strings here."So the string goes and frays the top of his hair and ties his bottom in a knot.He goes back and orders a drink.The bartender says, "I told you we don't serve strings. Aren't you the same string that just tried to order a drink.The string says, "No. I'm a frayed knot (afraid not).
Ok, that was actually funny.
You people obviously didn't read SCC's blurb for this Friday Night Open Post. It said, "Behave." You have not and now I'm gonna tell. You're all gonna get it.
Oh, shut up already
This just in, the no good politically connected body removal service has been suspended! Wagons are going back to taking the stiffs to the morgue! D-3 PAY YEAH!!!!
The TRUTH about B.G.:attended St Ritarelated to a CPD Captainbagpiper for Pipes/Drums008th tactical gang officerformer suburban ponever in the militaryfriend to all in 008loves tattoos and body artWe love you brother!ALL 008th coppers
Good bye. This blog is populated by future Sergeants, real cop wannabes, and all the rats and stool pigeons on the job.
As a Chicago Police deputy superintendent, James Whigham battled the problem of people misusing police identification. Later, he came under investigation for contributing to the problem as U.S. marshal in Chicago, the Sun-Times has learned.In 2001, when he was the marshal, Whigham passed out a special deputy marshal badge and a U.S. Marshals Service raid jacket to a bar buddy who wore the jacket while bouncing a check at a florist. Whigham's gifts put him under federal scrutiny for violating U.S. Marshals Service rules. He was not charged
Anyone that would lie about being a Marine or in any branch of our great military is a sick man! Many have given their lives serving and to lie about being a member of the armed forces just to impress others(women) is a complete scumbag and not a good person no matter what!!! God bless the Armed forces!!!
7/308:19pmHey you can't talk to me like that I was in the top 2% on every test ever given. Not to mention I was active duty for the last 100 years and earned 10 bronze stars, 5 silver stars and I think the medal of honor. that's ok good riddance can't deal with you dumb coppers who can't score in the top 2%. did i ever tell you I spent only 5 minutes in uniform then the President asked me to work a unit.
I know the copper from the court section and her supposedly nice husband. Maybe that family should take a look in the mirror before they start calling her family names. And get the story straight. A man should not put his hands on a woman he supposedly loves while she is holding their daughter. Obviously there are 2 sides to every story. People should mine their own business.
7/3111:36amIt's their business but the problem is this job. She will get some man hater like D. Kirby or that fat pig psycho Mexican Ortiz,who used to be the so called domestic violence expert in 015, to coach her and then it becomes everybody's business and they get coached how to really fuck the guy over. The "experts" like Ortiz know the buttons to push for the department but nobody cares the broad never made a domestic violence arrest or nobody cares she's a psycho in her own past relationships. Yeah one more right you give up being a copper. This shit doesn't happen to other guys. Ask a plumber last time he got fired or suspended for domestic violence shit. Only happens to coppers. And you lose all your rights because of some psycho coppers made up lies.
Remember it can go either way it could happen to a female copper too. It's not just about men getting their rights fucked over. Itis about who lies first and who has some asshole's ear at 35th st.
TO: 7/30/2006 11:25:19 AM Who are you kidding, KS? with this mighter than thou bullshit You're husband works afternoons to get away from your ugly fat ass.
010th District Domestic Violence Co-ordinator once coached a "victim" enabling her to obtain an OOP and flee with her new jocker and her children. Claim she was raped by husband months earlier, and battered a week prior to reporting. All bullshit and I would not call the state. It took a lot not to expose her to the ASA at Branch 60. Clearly she was suborning perjury. But if your an affirmative action female the rules don't apply to you.
Ok lads you've had your fun. Daley's kid stood up and is in an Airborne unit. He will be in the shit. Have you ever been in the shit? Only Daley I know of that stepped in the shit. Gay or not its real. He'll come back a man if he comes back at all or in pieces. Now go examine your own lives and backgrounds you inadequate little fucks. Have a great day.