Saturday, December 23, 2006

Dyslexic Hit Man?

If this had happened on The Sopranos, everyone would be laughing about it over the water cooler on Monday morning. The fact that there is a dead man out there and a family in mourning makes this stupidity all the more horrifying.
  • A new theory in last month's slaying of a suburban plumbing company owner took shape Friday. It now looks like a mob hit with a tragic twist.
  • The Chicago Crime Commission suspects the hit man went to the wrong house and killed an innocent man.
As one of our commentators pointed out in a previous post, this seems to be the difference in the plumbing contractor living at something like 623 and the previously convicted mobbed up individual living over at 632. And trust the lawyer of the Outfit guy to have a dumb comment:
  • [Lawyer] Alex Salerno said there is no reason anyone would want to kill his client. He added that the botched hit theory is ridiculous. Salerno says he's defended people in a number of murder cases and finds it unlikely that a professional hit man would make such a dumb mistake.
Wow, a lawyer says it's "unlikely." It's also unlikely that a plumbing contractor with no enemies would be shotgunned to death in his own driveway after arguing with a man in a ski mask. The poor guy was probably saying, "Salvatore Cautadello? Who's that?"

21 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully the Outfit will smoke this guy before the law catches him.

12/23/2006 05:28:00 PM  
Blogger 025 Gallows (retired) said...

more like disorganised crime!

Do professional hitman make mistakes? Anyone working in 025 in '83 remembers when hitmen Campis and Cook County Sheriff Gattuso screwed up the hit on Ken Eto aka "Toyko Joe". Eto survived being shot 3 times in the head. The Hitmen ended up in trunks of cars.
Word of advise to Park Ridge Police, want to know who did the hit in their city? Start smelling trunks of cars.

12/23/2006 05:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LEAVE THE GUN,GET THE CANNOLI...

12/23/2006 06:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ooooooooooops!

12/23/2006 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 025 gallows ret:

Looks like the guys w/the crooked noses subcontracted out to the "skis"!
Sorry to offend your better half..

U(and Northside) had coffee w/Big Joe lately?

12/23/2006 11:03:00 PM  
Anonymous sgt. jack kevorkian said...

11:03 PM

Curtin and Northside???

FUGGEDABOUDIT!

12/24/2006 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

salerno would know, his old man was a hitman and he's also a vice lord lawyer, what a piece of shit

12/24/2006 03:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO: Mr. Gallows

Mr Sinini you are a goof and the newsletter that you and Harold Kunz dreamed up was a disgrace..

12/24/2006 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A greaseball was found in a car trunk in Area Four six days ago. He was employed by Rizza Ford, which an outfit front business. No GSW'S, however, and dicks are awaiting toxicolgy results from the ME.

12/24/2006 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

message to 06:56

everyone knows Seiser wrote the Gallows and Harrold Kunz never worked in 025.

Long live Seiser!!!!!!!

12/24/2006 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Gallows hurt a lot of good people. Was run by some very sick PO s

12/24/2006 09:50:00 AM  
Blogger NorthSide said...

6:56 AM

Is that you, Dumbo, you miserable piece of shit?

A heretofore unpublicized and ironic secret, "Commander"!

The night before their double murder, Greg Hauser, Ray Kilroy and I were having lunch at Victor's on North Avenue. Your name came up in regards to a certain sergeant who had recently died. You know exactly of whom I speak.

We all agreed that it was outrageous that you actually had the unmitigated gall to show up at his funeral.

Like most of us, Hauser and Kilroy despised you.

In spooky prescience, Greg even stated that he would never want you near his funeral.

A very Merry Christmas to two of my better troops, Jim Sineni and Larry Beyer.

Care to confirm your identity, 6:56 AM?

12/24/2006 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, I happened to LOVE the Gallows when it first started. It deteriorated towards the end, but it was funny, and on the mark in its' heyday. You paved the way for SCC. The Curtin pictures plastered throughout 25 were hysterical and a much needed outlet for the reign of terror and idiocy! Thanks for the memories, stay safe, blue.

12/24/2006 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I well remember Sineni and Beyer..good coppers..anyone remember "Mussolini" and "Hitler"?

12/24/2006 03:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I loved reading the 025 Gallows. It mad fun of the bosses who deserved it. Remember "Big Joe", Lt "Waynebo" Thompson, LT "Willie the Whale" Finnegan, Captain "So Stupid", Lt "Blinky" Flynn, Sgt "Whitefeathers", Sgt "Wide Load" among others. I also miss reading about the many Sir Donkey episodes.

I'm sure 6:56 and 9:50 are one of the above named bosses.

12/24/2006 11:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO 12/24/06 3:39:03pm

How dare u mention those 2 fine POs and compare them to "El Duce" and "Da Fueher".
If & when they did their dirty work,they did it themselves....
Wanna talk about dictators, speak of Daley and Blago. At least under Hitler(and he was a grunt in WW1),u could own a gun if u were a member of the "party". This Blago wants to hump everything alive(including his ISP detail) and then point his moral compass at law-abiding gunowners! That 2nd PO(L.B.) u mentioned, I would compare him to OTTO SKORZENY,(thats a compliment) Hitler's Spec. Ops guy. J.S.,the 1st guy; a great district FOP rep(the bosses were terrified of him)great PO and would be a great FOP President. Why cant a retiree have that job?
U wouldnt be fit to shine their shoes in the morning!

12/25/2006 02:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey you 25th Dist. wackos, take your gallows and donkey bullshit elsewear, take that flake, northside, with you.

12/25/2006 11:47:00 PM  
Anonymous donkey city said...

11:47 PM

Time for your scalding hot Kool Aid enema, suckhole!

12/26/2006 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:47:46 PM

WHATEVER YOU SAY, DUMBO!

12/26/2006 08:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO THE OFFICER WHO STATED HE HATED GALLOWS AS A 025 UNIT WORKING P.O. I LOVE THE GALLOWS AND IT WAS WELL WRITTEN AND TRUTHFUL. IT MADE FUN OUT OF THE POLITICAL JACKASSES THAT RUN THIS DEPARTMENT. IT WAS EVEN POPULAR IN THE SUBURBS. I REMEMBER BEING PULLED OVER ONCE FOR SPEEDING BY THE NORTH RIVERSIDE P.D. THE COP WAS GENTLEMAN AND ASKED ME IF I HAD AN EXTRA COPY OF THE GALLOWS.

12/28/2006 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous joseph curtin said...

The GALLOWS was kommunist properganda full of lies. I should have been a defuty chef.

12/28/2006 07:40:00 PM  

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