Friday, January 12, 2007

Welcome Foreign Guests!

Once again, we get visitors from the oddest places. Going over our stats during the 11pm hour, we have a visitor from Hanoi, Vietnam and another from Hsinkuan, Taiwan. How the heck we get visitors from the Orient, we have no idea. It could be vacationing coppers, it might be the odd referral from another foreign site, we really don't know. But somehow, some way, our eventual plan for world domination is taking root in Asia.

New Slogan - SCC is proud to be your Asian connection!

22 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, they're Asian.

They're just checking out your blog so they can copy the idea and build a cheaper and more efficient version.

1/11/2007 11:55:00 PM  
Anonymous A CATHOLIC WHO LOVES ISRAEL said...

TO " Hey, they're Asian"

Yea, but Id prefer a HUN version, maybe a pre 1940 type.......
A cold kick in the ass, via: if your not part of the program, your dead(or gassed).

I dont like insulting u "chosen people" but u keep funding these gun-grabbing corrupt pukes, and u forgot your own history. Keep it up, and good luck getting on those cattle cars.

I thought ISRAEL rocked this summer!

1/12/2007 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous one night in bangkok said...

Your site is very popular in Patpong among Bangkok's bar girls.

1/12/2007 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's probably vacationing coppers. I'm in Israel right now and I've got nuttin' better to do than to browse SCC (and then go outside and take photos of hot chicks with fully automatic rifles).

1/12/2007 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This visitor comes in as being from Hanoi, not Ho Che Min City?

1/12/2007 03:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOTDAMN ILLEGAL ALIENS!!



oh and by the way "SEISER still runs it! How do I know? Cause it was written on the bathroom wall at Near North High School. That's how!

1/12/2007 05:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it true that the Dept. is changing the name of the 008 District from Chicago Lawn to Chicago Lazy Assholes as it reflects the attitudes of the officers who work there????

1/12/2007 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous SEMPER FI said...

SCC, say hello to our military friends!!

I sent your blog to some friends, and they loved it and passed it on. They love the Chicago cops. "Tough and kick ass" as one quote...

1/12/2007 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they just came here to get proof that cops are assholes.....

1/12/2007 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 008th District Losers:
What no current Richie Scotchbreath jokes.
After this week of blurbs coming out of 008, We know that you guys are all losers and that these Richie Scotchbreath jokes are lies, but there are still funny. So, give us one. They're almost as funny as the Hitney pictures.

1/12/2007 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you say Zipper-heads????

1/12/2007 01:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Good Morning Viet Nam said...

I love you long time Joe and I promise you a happy ending. Bye the way, do you have any naked pictures of Walter Brennan? I know you do!

1/12/2007 01:37:00 PM  
Blogger happyjoyjoyjoy said...

arigato my asian monkeys. my monkey says he is from asia. has many warrants there so wont be coming back.
Jedi master SCC, hope you had a happy holiday season.
Happy Wintereen-mas everyone.

1/12/2007 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll tell you why SCC, it's bec CPD has been and still been look up to be one of the TOP ELITE Police Department in the world. As long as we have visiting foreign guest or delegations coming and still interested to see your beloved department it means CPD is still up there with the ELITE CLASS. So you have to be thankful which I see you are and I appreciate that. To my other brothers in BLUE here I would appreciate it if you be civilized in your comments.

Don't want to have any bad blood with the Asians and fellow Asian Officers on the job.

It feels good that you are look upon with utmost respect when you introduce yourself as a Chicago Police Officer when you visit their country.

1/12/2007 02:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saigon is now called Ho Chi Minh City, Hanoi is still called Hanoi.

1/12/2007 03:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Hey 008th District Losers:
What no current Richie Scotchbreath jokes.
After this week of blurbs coming out of 008, We know that you guys are all losers and that these Richie Scotchbreath jokes are lies, but there are still funny. So, give us one. They're almost as funny as the Hitney pictures.

1/12/2007 11:53:56
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Richie stay of the computer and get back to that bottle

1/12/2007 07:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry about that, I'm still calling Istanbul, Constanople and Pulaski Road, Crawford.

1/12/2007 07:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If a foreigner based their impression of the Chicago Police department on what they read in this blog the impression would be world class alright-world class, back stabbing, jealous cry baby bitchs.

1/12/2007 09:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to: 1/12/2007 -- 07:07:00PM

That's the best you guys in 008 can do for a Richie Scotchbreath come back, come on 008, quit playing with yourselves and give us some real Richie Scotchbreath humor.

You guys in 008 sure are funny, the whole Dept. is laughing with you -- oh, I mean "laughing at you..."

1/13/2007 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...Is it true that the Dept. is changing the name of the 008 District from Chicago Lawn to Chicago Lazy Assholes as it reflects the attitudes of the officers who work there????..."

Yes, it is.

They're also changing the name of the HARRISON District to "Two Year Wonders who NEVER worked in the REAL Fillmore!"

1/13/2007 01:43:00 AM  
Blogger Westcide Dog said...

I thought Sgt. Wu of the 18th Dist was "The" Asian Connection on this job!

The "Chairman" knows everyone and is still a decent guy!

1/14/2007 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...Is it true that the Dept. is changing the name of the 008 District from Chicago Lawn to Chicago Lazy Assholes as it reflects the attitudes of the officers who work there????..."

Yes, it is.

They're also changing the name of the HARRISON District to "Two Year Wonders who NEVER worked in the REAL Fillmore!"

Hey now, don't be a hater! The old Fillmore is exactly that, old. However, the song remains the same. William is just a generational happenstance that still occupies the beautiful Harrison Dist. The name is different but the life style, crime and basic disregaurd for life is still the same.

For those warriors who patrol those mean streets, I tip my hat. For everyone who dons the uniform, I tip my hat. For the men and women who dedicate their lives to civil service, I tip my hat. For those who cast venom from their tongues, I feel sorry for you

1/15/2007 01:28:00 AM  

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