Checkerboard Chat Got OWNED
We have got to have the funniest readers in the world. A little more than a week ago, someone put one over on us, writing a secret message in a comment stating "RIP Anna Nicole" in a thread for Officer Vazquez. Although humorous, we deleted it because that thread was for Officer Vazquez. But we appreciated the humor and congratulated whoever it was for getting one by us.
It has been topped and in doing so, they have PUNKED and OWNED the Superintendent's office. Edward Nigma (E.Nigma - the Riddler from Batman) posted the following comment in the Monthly Department Commendation Ceremony thread:
It has been topped and in doing so, they have PUNKED and OWNED the Superintendent's office. Edward Nigma (E.Nigma - the Riddler from Batman) posted the following comment in the Monthly Department Commendation Ceremony thread:
- Thank goodness there are people there to
honor our brothers and sisters in blue.
is there ever a time it shouldn't be done?
send us more good police officers.
send us more elite units.
i for one would welcome them
to the community I think
everyone would. And it
isn't a matter of good p.r.
save your thoughts on that, instead
put your faith in the many beat
cars on the street. Believe me, the
boys in blue are more than welcome, the more
units the better. I say
let us give thanks to the officers and
love to their families. The more
support we gather the better. Lets
have a show of support for the
intriquite workings of the CPD. Lets
thank them for their hard work. Bravo.
And if you read the bold letters straight down, you come up with "This site is PC Bullshit." Amazing. Our hat is off to whomever dreamed this one up and got it on the site. We hereby promote you to "Seiser of the Month."
Whoever published it, cross referenced it to our comment section for recognition and we're sure that it's going to be deleted this morning as soon as some little humorless crybaby goes whining to the Superintendent's people. We have preserved it here so everyone can see it before they take it down over there. In the meantime, that is a truly hilarious bit of creativity. Good job. Everyone else ought to try to get a little bit like this published on the "official" site - anagrams, word play, etc.
UPDATE: Still up as of 0645 hours this morning.
UPDATE: Down this afternoon - fun while it lasted. Anyone down at 35th Street get the lowdown on who missed the hidden message?
Whoever published it, cross referenced it to our comment section for recognition and we're sure that it's going to be deleted this morning as soon as some little humorless crybaby goes whining to the Superintendent's people. We have preserved it here so everyone can see it before they take it down over there. In the meantime, that is a truly hilarious bit of creativity. Good job. Everyone else ought to try to get a little bit like this published on the "official" site - anagrams, word play, etc.
UPDATE: Still up as of 0645 hours this morning.
UPDATE: Down this afternoon - fun while it lasted. Anyone down at 35th Street get the lowdown on who missed the hidden message?
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
54 Comments:
To funny made my day, Thanks!
now that's one creative s.o.b......hats off!
I would give all of my meaningless Department awards for just one "Seiser Of The Month"!
What does the ribbon look like for that one? A blue ribbon with a pair of ear muffs?
fantastic! lol
Holy Bat-Shit Robin, The Riddler has struck again! Does the PC stand for Political correct BS or Phil Cline Bullshit?
OUTSTANDING!
ha ha ha ha toooo funny great work!!!
It'd be great if the guy who posted that was an exempt!
edward nigma....i love it..you creative bastard you!!
They will have more hits today then all other days put together because of your link
All the officers
Should read this blog
Since the truth
Can set us free.
Like it or not,
Officers,
We are only appreciated when we are
Needed by the public.
SCC, you have wayyyyyyy too much time on your hands to figure that one out!
I take my hat off to whoever wrote it.
The budget cuts hit the State's Attorney Office last week. And of course, some competent, highly skilled and pro police ASA were fired. I guess Dick Devine forgot that he has an ASA in Br 42 that has 50 years of service, which we are greatful for, but would have been a great canidate to cut due to budgetary restraints. Also in Br 42...ASA Loftus, I bet you wish you hadn't run for Judge. I wonder if that is why they let you go? And lastly, my favorite ASA in Br 42. ASA Lovelace was let go too. She is/was the most qualified, competent ASA in Br 42. Very pro police, an advocate for the citizens of Crook County and made herself available should you have legal questions or in need of advice.
CAN YOU HELP?
E-mail State’s Attorney Devine at stateattorney@cookcountygov.com and First Assistant Bob Milan at KDalca@cookcountygov.com asking for the reinstatement of ASA Lovelace.
Thanks and stay safe
A/3 copper
lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,and lol
Heard it from the horses mouth!!! Tac and Gangs city wide will have gps installed in their squad cars within the next 90 days!!!! Guess the party is over....
To 3:25 - very good. ASSCLOWN. LOL
hey scc, how bout putting a link to second city rookie's blogspot...
The "official cpd blog" is the biggest bullshit propoganda site one could imagaine. It is even worse than "Crimewatch."
Just visit it once and you'll laugh your ass off at the comments. Or should I say comment as each threat only has one or two comments that they publish.
I tried posting a comment about how CPD needs to buy equipment (new pdt's, shotguns, rifles, tasers, etc) due to us not having what we need in the streets.
Big surprise it didn't make the comment section!
A note to the local media.....
Would you please run a story on how the city is too cheap to buy us the equipment the suburbs has (computers in cars, shotguns, tasers, etc)?
Most coppers dont even get a computer in the car on a daily basis which means we CANNOT do our job properly.
It seems embarrasing the city in public is the only way of shaming them into getting what we need.
Thank you.
In a rare ruling, a federal judge on Thursday ordered Mayor Richard Daley to answer questions under oath about whether he or others permitted Chicago police to physically abuse suspects in the 1980s.
Lawyers for pardoned Death Row inmate Madison Hobley had fought for two years to take the deposition of Daley, who was Cook County state's attorney at the time of Hobley's arrest in 1987.
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Be careful you dont committ perjury now Daley. We all know you don't lie!!
what is the story with the 3rd watch guy in the 20th district who fled after hearing IAD was hot on his trail?!
That is too funny! Made my day. Posts like this and the "planted guns garden" post are a riot!
It's already down ant 1330
i hope whomever wrote that did it on company time..hilarious work
Got this in an Email.
Thought it would fit in here to be sent to Daddy's kid Todd S.
Tomorrow is International Disadvantaged People's Day.
Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend...just as I've done.
I don't care if you lick windows, screw farm animals, take the short bus or
occasionally shit yourself...
Hang in there sunshine, you're fucking special
Thats great whoever figured that out! Guess the brains at 35th are not as smart as the average bear! Keep up the great work!
The Keesing Bandit says----
This Edward Nigma person. He is brilliant and I bet very handsome. He put one over on the sensors and I wish he would kees me.
All the officers
Should read this blog
Since the truth
Can set us free.
Like it or not,
Officers,
We are only appreciated when we are
Needed by the public.
_________________________________
another first letter good one
08:39
Supposedly, gps is not going on cars..too expensive...radios are going to get chipped with gps.
This is a story about a great cop I
that I had the pleasure of meeting.
Tom is the name we will call him
cause he would was a leader in the
30n lasalle area. He grew up on the
best side of town(North side) and
nothing ever got in his way of
stomping out crime on his block.
Gipper was a nickname and it fit.
Staying out late was not what
Ruby( his sister) would allow and
hell would be unleashed if he did.
The other kids in the area were
Fahey's boy and were very morally
fragile due to their dad leaving.
Hope was always inside them and
dope was never allowed near them.
Day after day Tom saw the good
his father instilled in him and
hats off to him for being a dad.
Tippy(the dog) was stolen which
started a string of crimes. Police
Cpt. Daley talked to Tom and showed
strength in his words. "Parents who
stike kids are weak" Tom assumed.
Lucy (his neighbor) followed Tom's
unknown journey into crimefighting
Just good morals is all it took for
today to beacome a reality" Tom
stated at the police graduation
day. His mooto in life was simple
! 3 over and read down. 98-7a
LOL-
I was in the 500's on the Sgt test.
Just back from the CPA, I made more USC than the SUP!
After all was said and done I technically qualify for a LINK card!
Hell I cant get promoted I couldnt handle the paycut! Oh wait cant get promoted I dont have an edgimication. Im not qualified! LOL
My goodness I love the IRS. Just play by their rules. I gotta figure out how to buy a deer hunting cabin so its tax deductable.
You're kidding, right?
All CPD cars don't have computers??????
I bid a farewell the the 70 man Cook County Hospital "Police" force.
It appears being thugasses and beating pregnant women and the elderly has gotten you all shitcanned by way of the new Cook County Budget.
Take heart, you can always get a job at Digbys or Secuitas.
Chumps.
has any one heard that the denver FOP ,has won a in FED court about the 20 CRs and the program..And that Chicago Police could be sued for all the police officers put in the program...
Sorry for the off topic, but I heard that the Supt. has ordered about 15 sergeants and 50 PO's from HQ's for some new TRU BS. That figures after 27 years I finally get to relax a little and I'll probably be the first out the door. Hoepfully, FOP will insist on reverse seniority. In the unit I'm in there are 15 young ladies not one with more than 7 years on the job.
Anyone have any info?
Wow DC for writing movers? Way to go!!!!!
020th District, 3rd Watch is always screwed up....What's ther story now....?
4:50:00 Well done ....it took me a while but i caught the clue at the end (3 over and read down) I found the hidden message. "I am un stopable
happy st patricks day".The speeling is wrong but nicely done. If you didn't see it he used every 3rd letter from the left margin and you read it straight down. Who's brain think like that?
I think the hidden message man has done it again! 4:50:00 a little sloppy but nicely done.
wow, monkey and me are very impressed. we would like to hire Mr. Nigma for a very important job. Tell me Mr. Nigma, can you tango?
My tin foil hat isn't working anymore. What should I do????
Off Topic:
This is "what if" type question:
Does the next superintendant need to have a ton of police experience?
Wouldn't an important thing be the ability to recognize good police experience and use the power of the superintendant position to put VERY experienced leaders in chief, ADS, and Commander positions? Then use the power of the sup's position to back those strong leaders, as well as run interference for all the politcal buulshit.Shouldn't the next sup be focused on empowering the bleeding edge of the city's authority(aka Beat Cop) to solve every issue that affects the citizens of Chicago?
Beat cops serve and protect the citizens of Chicago, if your not directly involved in protecting the tax paying citizens, then your job is to serve and protect the people who do protect citizens.
Every boss should come to work every day and ask themselves "What can I do to make the cops who have the most contact with the citizens better?""What can I do to help them?" Beat cops work for the citizens, Sgt's work for the the beat cop, Lt's work for the Sgt's, Capt's work for the Lt's, etc, etc..
Now I need to get another drink.......
Most coppers dont even get a computer in the car on a daily basis which means we CANNOT do our job properly.
WTF kid... The job was done properly for years without those computers. There are TOO many officers out there with this attitude. "I run 1000 plates on that thing a night" (applause) we’re all impressed! What about the "Old School" guys who got hot cars all the time? That computer isn’t going to tell you which one of the mutts on the corner has the pistol, or where they hid the dope. Granted it is a good tool, but to say..."we CANNOT do our job properly." Learn how to do "Police work" first, and then enhance it with that thing that blocks the coffee holder! But WTF do I know...Thank God I was taught by a dying breed!
2/23/2007 04:50:00 PM
This is a story about a great cop I
that I had the pleasure of meeting.
Tom......
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"i am unstopable happy st patricks day"
This is sort of clever. It would be better if the story made more sense or was more interesting. Good attempt. You get an A for effort.
Now that is PRICELESS
Checkerboard Chat....sounds like it's for old geezers sitting on the porch with the game board ontop a cracker barrel or for the Ralston-Purinas folks, the makers of Dog Chow, Cat Chow, Monkey Chow etc.
If you read the checkerboard backward, it
says, Paul is the walrus.
What a crock who set this up? probably all the merit promotion candidates! you get promoted if you lick ass on the site! all the people I had to sleep with to get nothing, how does the promotion system work? Study?no hard work?no here is another thing whose daughter is running JTTF? with no knowledge or skill? the city that doesn't work again!
The job was done properly for years without those computers.
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Amen to that, brother!
Pretty good, but not quite as good as what was done to Nicholas Murray Butler - President of Columbia University, statesman, etc - in Poetry magazine in 1939. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_M._Butler
"Criticism". One of the all-time great pranks.
9:17, my sentiments exactly, I think I used to work with you in the good old days.
Anonymous said...
If you read the checkerboard backward, it
says, Paul is the walrus.
2/24/2007 07:44:00 PM
I Like that one.. A true Beatles fan
How did anyone at 35th ever see this web site to know that there was anything wrong with the message as this is a blocked web site??????
Tell me they are paying someone to read blocked sites on company time. Thats the job I want.
The should change the name of that site to....CHECKER BORED
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