Saturday, April 28, 2007

Hilarious Paragraph

  • About 775 probationary teachers in Chicago public schools learned Friday they are losing their jobs in a purge that district leaders say could improve the quality of instruction in the system's most challenged schools.
The only thing that might improve Chicago Public Schools is a mass conflagration that happens to burn down 80% of the schools and 100% of the administrative staff. CPS is broken. We won't even mention the piles of brand new text books that we've seen sitting in warehouses or the unopened boxes of computers stashed at various locations around the city, while teachers with overcrowded classrooms struggle to get paper for kids to write on.

Just about the only place that can kill morale as fast as the CPD is the CPS.

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18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

For years I've always refered to the Chicago public schools as "The Chicago Public Daycare and Resturant Association". The only thing taught there is to show up for a few free meals including the hot lunch and play games.

4/28/2007 03:19:00 AM  
Anonymous I'm no Einstein myself said...

Like the old says goes, "Those who can, do. Those who can't teach". Most of them do not have the common sense to come in out of the rain. I used to love to hear them piss and moan about getting paid 9 months out of the year. Then that changed years ago and they still piss and moan. You can't please them.

4/28/2007 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's Restaurant..you must be a product of CPS. EEEeeeeeee-heeeee!

4/28/2007 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

End the school busing program now! You go to your local school and thats it. Stop blaming the school for your kid being dumb. Lets make college for real. You must pass the ACT test. Forget those basket weaving sports stars. Can't read, can't go to school. Make the westside parent responsible for their child's learning.

4/28/2007 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about the large numbers of computers belonging to CPD just sitting in a warehouse while working units could use them. Oh I forgot, the bosses have to get them first, then the "select" units and finally the working units.

4/28/2007 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the one single FACTOR that ruined the CPS was/is BUSING. bringing in a bunch of kids from every corner of the city to learn may work in a private school but not in a public. compare it to sticking several religions into one church,to many different beliefs and no one willing to listen/learn

4/28/2007 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

privitize it NOW!

4/28/2007 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Call in Ron Huberman you know he can fix anything!!

4/28/2007 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unopened new textbooks and computers? Ah, who says The Wire is just a portrait of Baltimore?

4/28/2007 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

775...a good start.

Even if they fired everyone and started over fresh, CPS would still be one of the worst in the nation.

Employees are half to blame, the little shit kids are the other half

4/28/2007 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only descent public schools are the ones in normal neighborhoods that dont have all that slime attending.

4/28/2007 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

End the school busing program now! You go to your local school and thats it. Stop blaming the school for your kid being dumb. Lets make college for real. You must pass the ACT test. Forget those basket weaving sports stars. Can't read, can't go to school. Make the westside parent responsible for their child's learning.
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I agree with you 100%!

4/28/2007 03:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its about time they got rid of "Dan" from area 5 range. Now maybe others can come down and shoot there. Those guys always lock the doors and turn off the lights. They hide in the back office watching Tv all night.

4/28/2007 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the part of residency that no one talks about. You have to willingly subject your child to an inferior education.

Some of the bosses find ways to educate their children in free suburban public schools. It has been done.

4/28/2007 05:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BARRET AND CARROL WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOLS SEE WHERE THEY ARE NOW

4/29/2007 01:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm no Einstein myself said...

Like the old says goes, "Those who can, do. Those who can't teach". Most of them do not have the common sense to come in out of the rain. I used to love to hear them piss and moan about getting paid 9 months out of the year. Then that changed years ago and they still piss and moan. You can't please them.

4/28/2007 08:17:00 AM


Easy there... if teaching was that easy, you and I would do it. Would you really want to be locked in clemente for 8 hours with no gun? dealing with some of the citys...finest children? My family all teach in the burbs, and its not that great...many teachers have jobs in the summer to suppliment their income. Plus, you cannot even discipline a kid like the old days. No yelling, god forbid the kiddy gets upset!

4/29/2007 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lets get rid of all chicago public schools! why are they free? where is it in the constitution that we are forced to pay for shit schools with a total moronic administration?

4/29/2007 10:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 01;37
FUCK YOU YOU USELESS EXCUSE FOR A COP.
GET OVER IT, CARROLL HAD NO USE FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T DO SHIT AND YOU GOT DUMPED. NOW YOU SLAM HIM AND THE BEST YOU CAN DO IS SAY HE WENT TO A PUBLIC SCHOOL.

DROP IT. EVERYONE KNOWS WHO THE SAME FOUR GUYS ARE WHO KEEP UP BASHING CARROLL,

LET'S SEE, 2 ARE USELESS, ONE IS A BACKSTABBER AND THE THIRD IS A COWARD.

DROP IT, YOU HAD YOUR OPPORTUNITY 2 MONTHS AGO AT BASHING HIM AND IT BACKFIRED. NOBODY CARES TO LISTEN TO YOUR NONSENSE.

4/30/2007 07:19:00 AM  

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