Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Time to Move Monique

This woman is just incompetent.

First up, she looks bad on camera. A number of people have commented on the flop sweat and the first thing we thought when we saw the news was, "Damn, who's the forehead?" She just gives out the aura of someone completely ill-at-ease in front of the cameras.

Second, she can't make a coherent statement to save her life:
  • Police arrived to find a woman waving a shotgun on the stairwell outside a second-floor apartment, and they could hear her reloading, Bond said."The offender was fatally shot by one officer in an attempt to restrain her from continuing firing," Bond said.
As the first portion of the paragraph isn't in quotes, yet is attributed to Bond, we can only imagine what garbled statement actually came out of her mouth. Doesn't Pat Camdem leave some cue cards lying around for Monique to crib some words that might make a quotable statement a reality? Maybe he should.

The part of the statement ("an attempt to restrain her from continuing firing") is just half baked. What should be said is that "The offender disregarded verbal direction and when she attempted to reload her weapon to continue the felonious assault/attempted murder of three Chicago Police Officers, she was fatally wounded." The officers didn't try to restrain her from firing - they attempted (and succeeded) in neutralizing a threat on their lives.

Wait for the civil suits - Monique's nonsense is going to come back to bite the taxpayers in the ass.

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61 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I understand Huberman put her in the spot.

7/17/2007 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

funny you brought that up, when I saw the news I was thinking the same thing. she sounded like a complete idiot. (and yes she isn't camera appealing...

7/17/2007 01:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A note to the next Supt:

PLEASE put a PO, a WORKING PO at that, in this position. Someone who knows how things are and can articulate them.

This is a very important medium in which the public judges us!

7/17/2007 02:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently being a spokesman at the AIRPORT makes you qualified to speak on police shootings.

Embarrasing!

7/17/2007 02:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's such a thing as being too critical. She wasn't nearly as bad as the the on-camera reporter. Besides, do we have to disparrage everybody? even the people looking out for us? Give her a break.

7/17/2007 02:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From NYPD Rant:
"P.O's have Two Testicles,
Sgt's lose one, and
Lt's lose the other, and
When you make Captain you grow a vagina."

7/17/2007 03:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmmm, wonder if she is related to the diane bond (who the city settled with) that the scumtimes mentioned in their police bashing article today.

7/17/2007 06:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best is when she refers to the OFFENDER - who is shot by the police because he/she is an ASSAILANT - as a "victim".

Get a clue, Monique. Your PO's in such situations are your VICTIMS.

7/17/2007 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She was barely able to handle the airport gig she had, I about died the first time I saw her on TV as a CPD Spokesperson......are you kidding me? The Botox and Lip Injections look REALLY bad close up when you are ATTEMPTING to explain a situation in the middle of the ghetto wasteland.
UGH. She sucks.

7/17/2007 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where the hell is Pat? Why is this bimbo allowed within 100 feet of a camera? Is she the boss of the unit? What is the rank structure of the unit? We finally get a competent spokesman and what do they do? They hide him and bring this goof on board. Is there anything daley will not do to make us look bad?

FREE MIKE

7/17/2007 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great correct incident quote SCC, please report to HQ to pick up your teeth whitening kit, years membership at L.A. Tan, cake makeup, and take home car, you've been reassigned.

7/17/2007 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor Monique. Y'all have no idea how hard it is to cover a police shooting by SOS? After the negative presses caused by this special unit, she cant not handle the stress of haveing to report their story no more. So what she be sweating? Give the lady a break y'all. She be better than Camdin anyways. Her tan for real too.

7/17/2007 08:33:00 AM  
Blogger pathickey said...

Here is an issue that makes no sense - and it is on Front Page of the Sun Times!

http://hickeysite.blogspot.com/2007/07/gold-for-thems-that-sue-police-working.html

I hope this helps a little.

7/17/2007 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A buddy of mine in SOS said that so many good guys are putting their par forms in to get out of the hell hole...SOS.

Yes, SOS sucks now. It is going to be totally pussified and disbanded. My buddy said SWAT is going to go to TRU anyday now. I feel bad for all the SOS prisoners still working. You guys deserve better.

7/17/2007 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm glad I wasn't the only scratching their head while this woman made idioic statements regarding this very serious incident.

She sounded like a complete fool. My 14 year old nephew could have done better.

7/17/2007 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bond is so incompetent! No Clue on media that is why she was bounced from the mayors office, to airports,to oemc, and now to police! Who is her clout? She needs to go and NOW! Does she even have a GED?

7/17/2007 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Camdem is a total whore who I once witnessed nearly knock over the gurney with a wounded PO on it. The PO was apparently in his path as he ran to kiss an exempt ass at Mt. SAYONARA hospital. I doubt anyone, even goofy Monique, could be too inept to work for the fat tube steak.

7/17/2007 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huh? What ya say? Bubba bubba bubba...

7/17/2007 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I herd CLine left already, told they mayor he was taking to long. Any truth to that?

7/17/2007 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how would monique handle this? put your coffee down or it'll end up all over your keyboard.
click link:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1766982

7/17/2007 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Silly Silly just Silly. Signed the stuttering moron. Richard Daley the king

7/17/2007 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a complete GOOF. She must be someones piece. Maybe Daleys?

7/17/2007 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's such a thing as being too critical. She wasn't nearly as bad as the the on-camera reporter. Besides, do we have to disparrage everybody? even the people looking out for us? Give her a break.

7/17/2007 02:21:00 AM

She isn't looking out for you, She is the Mayors talking head nothing more.qualifications is a DNA on this job as long as the Moron is in power. You sir need a little help if you think not.

7/17/2007 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've worked with Camden for many years, rather you like him or not
he has never given the media a rock to throw at a P.O. for what ever the siuation might have been.
Unfortunately Monique the political appointee who has no knowledge of law enforcement and less knowledge of The CPD stands before the media as if she just left working at a $1.00 whore house on a 2 for 1 day.
I would take my chances with Camden talking too and with the media anyday of the week . Monique is a spoiled, power hungry, inept micro manager. Her priority is to get face time with the media to establish that she is the one and only person of knowledge in the department. She makes no secret about how she feel about the rank and file membership of CPD. Trut me you are collateral damage and exspendible. Her good points are temper tandrums, door slamming, blaming others for her mistakes,(BUT SHE MAKES NO MISTAKES)! back stabbing, name dropping, yelling, she excels in belittling others in a public venue. She is constantly suffering from PMS. She will make a great witness in a civil suit against any P.O. after she rattles off erroneous information about a reported incident. So Pat Camden, tan and all is alot better then the wicked witch of the west

7/17/2007 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Monique Bond is the best

7/17/2007 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, I can't believe what I saw on the news the other day with her. AWFUL! Where was Pat?

7/17/2007 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who the fuck hired her anyway?

7/17/2007 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:02
Your buddy in SOS is an ass. SWAT is not aligning with TRU. SOS is not disbanding.

Things are not always what they seem. Tell your buddy to get his facts straight, before he finds himself in a jam.

7/17/2007 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought I heard her say on one of the news channels that the female was "recharging" her shotgun. She quickly corrected herself and said reloading. Wait until something she says is subpoenaed for a civil trial when she gives out inaccurate information and the coppers get jammed up because of it. Please get rid of her!

7/17/2007 11:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor Monique. Y'all have no idea how hard it is to cover a police shooting by SOS? After the negative presses caused by this special unit, she cant not handle the stress of haveing to report their story no more. So what she be sweating? Give the lady a break y'all. She be better than Camdin anyways. Her tan for real too.

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ya'll?

Who the fuck are you?

7/17/2007 11:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can clearly see why Ms Bond is no longer the spokesperson for the airports. She is on her last leg as a talking head. Hear she,s applied at Target for a cashiers position.

7/17/2007 12:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Monique looks like she's embalmed and ready for a casket!

7/17/2007 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7/17/2007 11:30:00 AM

Your post had the most information about Monique compared to the others, and you do provide a lot of good details. So I will assume you know her, or somebody that works with her, or works in close proximity to her.

So I ask you this, who is her clout?
Who put her here?
Who does she complain to?

I'd love to know, and then maybe we could start an E-mail campaign to her clout, to get her removed.

Even if it is the King himself....heck, he can't fire me, and he can't move from where I am at - so I'd do it. Somebody has to know that the rank and file do not care for her.

Give me Pat anyday!

7/17/2007 01:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:02
Your buddy in SOS is an ass. SWAT is not aligning with TRU. SOS is not disbanding.

Things are not always what they seem. Tell your buddy to get his facts straight, before he finds himself in a jam.

7/17/2007 11:53:00 AM

??????????????????????????????

7/17/2007 01:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is a link to the Dallas PD blog, you must register to post/read:
http://www.undergroundcop.com/phpBB2/login.php?redirect=viewtopic.php&p=0&start=0&sid=3bf516b4afacd8809a5e85988289ce5f

7/17/2007 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WELL MONIQUE YOU ARE A COMPLETE IDIOT, ALSO YOUR ANTI-POLICE ANTI MILITARY AND ANTI CHRISTIAN, IN ADDITION I FOR ONE HAVE ATTENDED NUMEROUS ILL STATE POLICE COURSES REGARDING DESIGNER DRUGS AND CRYSTAL METH. I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT YOU ARE THE POSTER CHILD FOR THE AFTER AFFECTS OF A PERSON WHO USES CRYSTAL METH AND DESIGNER DRUGS, I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO MENTION THAT I TALK ABOUT TO A COUPLE SUBURBAN COPS I KNOW AND THEY THINK YOUR A GOOF TOO. MUST SUCK TO BE YOU

7/17/2007 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THIS MESSAGE GOES TO MONIQUE BOND, IF YOU ARE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF AN UNKNOWN CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE AND IN CONTROL OF A MOTOR VEHICLE YOU CAN BE CHARGED WITH DUI.

7/17/2007 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lets not forget how she fueled the fire after the parkinglot / media / abatee incident in 025th dist. she made comments to the media without knowing the facts and she told them she would take care of the parking tickets...

7/17/2007 02:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

p.s. she sucks as a reporter big time.

7/17/2007 02:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about getting Jacobson to replace her?

7/17/2007 02:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear they are going to be training certain detectives on giving statements to the press. I think they realize Monique speaks out of her ass!

7/17/2007 03:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Word is:
She's Shields squeeze, that's her clout.

7/17/2007 03:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Monique Bondage is appearing more on the news because of a spat she and Pat Camden had. He attempted to try and tell her how to speak to the media to avoid giving the lawyers ammunition in lawsuits. This led to a heated "Discussion" between the two which caused her fragile ego to be bruised. She has enough clout to keep him off the air but not enough to have him dumped.

7/17/2007 04:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"which caused her fragile ego to be bruised."

Ho Boy, if I had a dollar every time that occurred w/the newbreed POS of 21st Century. I could retire right now. Funny thing, most of these clowns just happen to be the offspring of Bosses.
Go figure? ?

7/17/2007 07:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, SOS sucks now. It is going to be totally pussified and disbanded. My buddy said SWAT is going to go to TRU anyday now. I feel bad for all the SOS prisoners still working. You guys deserve better.

7/17/2007 09:02:00 AM

SOS was a good unit until a certain boss let rougue officers act as robin hood and his merry men. As the old saying goes, coppers are their own worst enemy. They ruined the unit now everyone will pay the price. Many indictments to come but bosses escape the blame.

7/17/2007 07:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bond. Monique Bond. Double-oh-seven-and-seven?

7/17/2007 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've heard that her clout is her husband. He is part of Daley's inner circle and a BIG political campaign donor!......NOW YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY!

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I personally thought that the former Navy top gun pilot we had about 11-12 years ago was the best CPD spokesperson. Talk about calm under pressure! I can't remember his name though. Anyone remember?

7/17/2007 09:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

C'Mon.... you CANNOT seriously think that "Cover Up Camden" does a better job at reporting on/representing the CPD, can you??? He's a doofus with a perma-tan who is about as reputable as snake oil salesman. The department should actually outsource public relations and media representation to some professional PR company rather than use a weasel like him.

7/17/2007 10:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This reminds me of the time when an offender wrestled a gun away from a detective in Area 1 while being interviewed and was subsequently shot. The then news director (can't remember her name Lori something) said she'd do the interview (for the 2200 breakin). Several of the bosses told her they'd do it (none of the bosses present were media hounds, but knew the potential problems). They were overruled, the interview and the 10 oclock newsbite showed the Director of News affairs saying " a man was being interrogated by Detectives and during the course of the interrogation he was shot and killed". Get rid of these goofs that think they are so slick and don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

7/17/2007 10:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I personally thought that the former Navy top gun pilot we had about 11-12 years ago was the best CPD spokesperson. Talk about calm under pressure! I can't remember his name though. Anyone remember?
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you mean the guy said the police department wasn't an employment agency after officer mullen got shot? yeah, he was a winner.

7/17/2007 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I personally thought that the former Navy top gun pilot we had about 11-12 years ago was the best CPD spokesperson. Talk about calm under pressure! I can't remember his name though. Anyone remember?"

Paul Jenkins Sharp& Articulate.

Name me one other Disabled PO that was made a Gold Star and is currently receiving an exempt pension??

7/18/2007 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, SOS sucks now. It is going to be totally pussified and disbanded. My buddy said SWAT is going to go to TRU anyday now. I feel bad for all the SOS prisoners still working. You guys deserve better.

7/17/2007 09:02:00 AM

SOS was a good unit until a certain boss let rougue officers act as robin hood and his merry men. As the old saying goes, coppers are their own worst enemy. They ruined the unit now everyone will pay the price. Many indictments to come but bosses escape the blame.

No, what is being heard, even in SOS is that it WILL be disbanded, absorbed, call it what you will, by TRU; swat and the sort cars, light truck will remain as is but fall under them. What did you expect to happen? walk into court and state where you work when sworn in and watch where the case goes, thank JF and company, there really is no alternative.....a SOS guy

7/18/2007 03:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Monique demanded Captain M.B. be reduced in rank to molify the press over Abatte escaping in 25. She did not know the facts but her big mouth had to open up.

She is a total disgrace and the next fellow should send her on her way.

Camden is the best.

7/18/2007 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tsk,Tsk,Tsk...You have Pat Camden who sounds like an academy recruit reading a GOCR narrative. ZZZZZZZZ!
We need fresh blood and she is all we are going to get. When Pat Camden retires from skin cancer, she will be our mainstay. Bond has a better relationship with the media anyways. Pat Camden hates the media, and everyone knows we need to walk a fine line on this issue. Example: media day at the academy...I for one appreciate her presence. Do you really think that Pat Camden retired and legitimately applied for the job in news affairs? He is not qualified and is just another ride along on the Daley patronage wagon. Give her some time.

7/18/2007 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amy Jacobsen could run circles around Pat Camden, maybe she can report in her bikini from North Avenue beach!!! Seriously though, I doubt if a reporter of her caliber would even e-mail a resume to CPD. However, she can swim in my pool anyday....

7/18/2007 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, what is being heard, even in SOS is that it WILL be disbanded, absorbed, call it what you will, by TRU; swat and the sort cars, light truck will remain as is but fall under them. What did you expect to happen? walk into court and state where you work when sworn in and watch where the case goes, thank JF and company, there really is no alternative.....a SOS guy

Yes, and with the recent bad press about their guys with alot of beefs,warranted or not, it's the final nail in the coffin, the unit is done......

7/18/2007 01:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ANY TRUTH TO THE RUMOR OF A BIG VICE INDICTMENT COMING SOON? SOMETHING WITH PROSTITUITION?

7/18/2007 11:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Monique is the best

7/19/2007 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

finally, something the cops and the press can agree on!

my guess is her next gig will be CTA or the Chicago Olympics, since she doesn't stick around any one job very long...

7/20/2007 02:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't she work for the Avation Dept. as a spokes person a few years back? I think she messed up there too....

7/20/2007 02:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personally, I have found Camden to be quite helpful. He frequently steers the media away from asking questions that could potentially embarrass us. He quite knowledgable, and knows the media game quite well. Yes, he does wear that permanent tan, but so do a lt of other media people, and he is a MEDIA PERSON, he's just OUR media person. Bond isn't bad, but I think Camden handles the dicey stuff better than she does. We CAN do worse in news affairs, and we HAVE. Remember the young guy who got pulled over for DUI? Camden has NEVER embarrassed us, or the JOB. I'd keep him around as long as he can maintain his current level of professionalism, and wanted to do it. And I know for a fact he's been on camera for some incidents that would make of gag and run for cover!

7/21/2007 02:21:00 PM  

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