Saturday, October 27, 2007

Rename OPS

SCC Contest!

And someone has already provided the first entry:
  • The mayor has decided to rename the Office of Professional Standards (OPS). His short list includes:

    (1) Office of Political Standards

    (2) Summerdale

    (3) Personnel Inquisition for Mandatory Persecution & Sadism (PIMPS)

    (4) Federation for Unified Clout & Kangaroos (FUCK)
We thought "SOS" would be a catchy abbreviation - and by coincidence, it happens to be available for some reason right now.

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74 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i didn't run into the asshole mr i think i know everything and never had a negative search warrant ever and welcome to the class room if you come behind my desk, thats if i let you come behind my desk, let me tell you a story (bullshit), i am a God desk sgt in the 2nd district. what an emberassment to the polive dept. turn up the radio a little louder, i cant hear the other person on my telephone conversation. why dont you use some more profanity infronts of all the public walking in. thats if they can make it past the 40 stinky homeless fucks lying on the floor. call human services why dont you. that is all

10/27/2007 02:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

biggest pieces of shit in chicago:

Toni Preckwinkle
Manuel Flores
Robert Fioretti
Pat Dowell
Leslie Hairston
Freddrenna Lyle
Sandi Jackson
Michelle Harris
Anthony Beale
Toni Foulkes
Joann Thompson
Latasha Thomas
Lona Lane
Willie Cochran
Howard Brookins, Jr
Ricardo Munoz
Sharon Denise Dixon
Billy Ocasio
Walter Burnett, Jr
Ed Smith
Scott Waguespack
Carrie Austin
Rey Colon
Emma Mitts
Brendan Reilly
Thomas M. Tunney
Helen Shiller
Joseph A. Moore

DOUCHE BAG USELESS, OVERPAID ALDERCREATURES! That's 28 alderidiots we DO NOT NEED! NY AND LA BOTH HAVE SIGNIFICANTLY LESS ALDERMAN THAN CHICAGO! WHY DO WE HAVE SO MANY?!

10/27/2007 02:34:00 AM  
Anonymous one who knows said...

Don't think the Mayor and Dana Starks are protecting the P.O.'s as they fight tooth and nail against releasing the name.

The real reason they don't want this list to be released is due to several EXEMPT MEMBERS and other lower heavy supervisor being on this list. Most of the C.R.'s against the Exempts range from sexual harassment to confidential CR's for missing cash funds they are directly responsible for.

So as much as I like the fact they are sticking up for the working police, their real reason for support once again is to protect their asses.

10/27/2007 03:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

B.O.H.I.C.A

Bend over, here it comes again!

10/27/2007 03:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Read this in this morning Sun Times

6 in running to be top cop
CITY HALL | More likely by deadline on Wednesday

October 27, 2007
BY FRAN SPIELMAN City Hall Reporter/fspielman@suntimes.com

10/27/2007 04:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We can call it St. Sabinas- since Fr. Phleger was partly responsible for this.

10/27/2007 05:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Notanasshat said...

P.E.T. - Police Enforcement Team (or, Political Ego Team - ha!!)

10/27/2007 05:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

R.I.C.O. Reverends Investigative Committee Office

10/27/2007 05:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The new name to replace OPS WILL BE:
S.P.E.C.T.R.E. (SPecial Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion

10/27/2007 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Being a Daleypuppet (BAD)

10/27/2007 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LIBERALS WITH POWER (LWB)

10/27/2007 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

POTSY (PERSONS OUT TO SCREW YOU)

10/27/2007 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special Council of Reverands Enforcing Withchunts Universally.

"SCREW U"

10/27/2007 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"F@#k Off, Police. FOP

10/27/2007 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TIITRALI Take It In The Rear And Like It. Also can be used for aldermans tunneys name for his bird group.

10/27/2007 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TITS (Taking Initiative To Suspend)

10/27/2007 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

C onvicts
O bserving
P olice
S leeping

10/27/2007 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IDADS- I do as Daley says.

10/27/2007 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FTP-Fuck THE POLICE

10/27/2007 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JPS-jackson phleger sharpton

10/27/2007 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your list of alderthings is right on, but you also have to include all those alderthings that vote for and support Daley's agenda. He couldn't do it without them. I would just like once for an alderthing in a ward with a large police population to come out and say on TV and the radio and in the paper, "I support the police, they do a great job, and Daley should leave them alone." These aldethings are even bigger tools because they ask for our votes then don't do a a damn thing to support us.

You also have to include Madigan. He has single handedly hurt done more to hurt the police than any other politician because he has not allowed bills that would help us to pass or be called.


Don't be mad at the ones who are honest about hating the police. Hate the ones who say they are our friends and say and do nothing to help us. Know your enemy.


Pallidin

10/27/2007 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How bout OPSS, Only Poor Slobs Screwed


They could even have lightening volts for the two S's since it already looks like they want to do away with the avadavat and basically hold us guilty until proven innocent.


PAllidin

10/27/2007 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

F.U.B.A.R.

Fucked up beyond all recognition.

10/27/2007 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

W.G.S.Y.=WE'RE GONNA' SCREW YOU!

10/27/2007 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC: CALL IT:

K.A.O.S.=KEEP ALL OFFENDERS SAFE

10/27/2007 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
biggest pieces of shit in chicago:

Toni Preckwinkle
Manuel Flores
Robert Fioretti
Pat Dowell
Leslie Hairston
Freddrenna Lyle
Sandi Jackson
Michelle Harris
Anthony Beale
Toni Foulkes
Joann Thompson
Latasha Thomas
Lona Lane
Willie Cochran
Howard Brookins, Jr
Ricardo Munoz
Sharon Denise Dixon
Billy Ocasio
Walter Burnett, Jr
Ed Smith
Scott Waguespack
Carrie Austin
Rey Colon
Emma Mitts
Brendan Reilly
Thomas M. Tunney
Helen Shiller
Joseph A. Moore

DOUCHE BAG USELESS, OVERPAID ALDERCREATURES! That's 28 alderidiots we DO NOT NEED! NY AND LA BOTH HAVE SIGNIFICANTLY LESS ALDERMAN THAN CHICAGO! WHY DO WE HAVE SO MANY?!

10/27/2007 02:34:00 AM

AND THE BEST PART IS THEY HIRED LAWYERS USING TAX MONEY THAT'S RIGHT WE ARE PAYING TO SUE OURSELVES WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS! AS USUAL UNEDUCATED ARE RUNNING THE CITY!

10/27/2007 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC. GIVE IT A NAME FROM THE OLD SERIES IN THE SIXTIES, THE "MAN FROM UNCLE".

U.N.C.L.E. = United Numbskulls Commmitted to Lousing Everything up.

10/27/2007 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MO FOS
mayors office of finding out stuff

10/27/2007 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think we need the three stooges for this:

Dewey, Fuckem and Howe...

10/27/2007 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

R.A.M. Rectum, ajar, moment.

10/27/2007 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Might as well call it HDO. they are running the city anyway.

10/27/2007 10:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't think the Mayor and Dana Starks are protecting the P.O.'s as they fight tooth and nail against releasing the name.

The real reason they don't want this list to be released is due to several EXEMPT MEMBERS and other lower heavy supervisor being on this list. Most of the C.R.'s against the Exempts range from sexual harassment to confidential CR's for missing cash funds they are directly responsible for.

So as much as I like the fact they are sticking up for the working police, their real reason for support once again is to protect their asses.




I have been trying to tell this dumb fucks at roll- call this was the reason. Daley is trying to protect his own.

10/27/2007 03:54:00 AM

10/27/2007 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Understand something Richard the king Daley is attempting to keep the names out of the news because his own people and clout heavy officers are on this list. That is all.

10/27/2007 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

office of selective ethics

10/27/2007 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OPS= Overpaid Puppet Squad

10/27/2007 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WFFU---- We finna fuck u

10/27/2007 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

F(uck) O(ver) P(olice)

Oh, damn - that's right, this is already taken...

10/27/2007 12:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obnoxious Pungent Smells

10/27/2007 12:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HMMM, A LOT OF THOSE ALDERSCUM SCREAM FOR MORE POLICE SERVICE...I'M SORRY I CAN'T HERE YOU. WHAT WAS THAT? GO GET A CUP OF COFFEE AND AVOID CONFRONTATION?PROTECT MYSELF FOR MY FAMILY? OK THAT I HEARD. FUCK YOURSELF X28. ANYONE THAT DOES PROACTIVE WORK IN THEIR WARDS, IS AN IDIOT.

10/27/2007 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every alderman that wants that fucking list should get it! Let them read it, give it to them and the wards they serve get no police service at all. They obviously don't like proactive working police so give them that list and all the consequences that come with it.

10/27/2007 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My vote is for P.I.M.P.S.

10/27/2007 02:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To: "That's 28 alderidiots we DO NOT NEED! NY AND LA BOTH HAVE SIGNIFICANTLY LESS ALDERMAN THAN CHICAGO! WHY DO WE HAVE SO MANY?!"

Chicago use to have two aldermen per ward, 100 part time ward healers.

There should be a cop, or retired cop running against every alderman, and then they would fear us.

Why are illegals more important to the politicians than their police.

Why is Chicago a “sanctuary city” for illegal aliens? Because the illegals can raise a demonstration crowd of 50,000+ and tie up the city. The illegals can build with cheap labor and fill-up all the Section 8 housing the connected developer/campaign contributors.

Why are the gangs more important to politicians than their police. Because the gangs can control votes and get them money.

If we could raise a large crowd and demonstrate and tie up the city, the politicians would fear us. Then we could get what we want. But that would require guts on the part of FOP and PBPA.

MAKE THEM FEAR US!

Stay safe.

10/27/2007 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

i didn't run into the asshole mr i think i know everything and never had a negative search warrant ever and welcome to the class room if you come behind my desk, thats if i let you come behind my desk, let me tell you a story (bullshit), i am a God desk sgt in the 2nd district. what an emberassment to the polive dept. turn up the radio a little louder, i cant hear the other person on my telephone conversation. why dont you use some more profanity infronts of all the public walking in. thats if they can make it past the 40 stinky homeless fucks lying on the floor. call human services why dont you. that is all

10/27/2007 02:21:00 AM


ok--what is the story here? Tell it with 1. a beginnning 2. a middle and 3. an end.

10/27/2007 03:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DOUCHE BAG USELESS, OVERPAID ALDERCREATURES! That's 28 alderidiots we DO NOT NEED! NY AND LA BOTH HAVE SIGNIFICANTLY LESS ALDERMAN THAN CHICAGO! WHY DO WE HAVE SO MANY?!

10/27/2007 02:34:00 AM


3 letter.. M O B

10/27/2007 03:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SES

Special Ed Section....word has it the city is providing several short buses for them as take home cars...

10/27/2007 03:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about the Holy Office of the Inquisition?

Come to think of it, that was run by Reverends, just like the CPD is.

10/27/2007 04:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fundraiser for Krupa? WTF????
When is the fundraiser for the SOS crew?

10/27/2007 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about POOPS. I'm still thinking of a clever acronym to go along with that!

Yeah..POOPS. I think I'll call the POOPS office and complain because the police didn't wipe my ass for me!

Stupid Politicians and an ever dumber public!

10/27/2007 06:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

S.O.S. Same old shit!!!!!

10/27/2007 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

T.U.R.D.

Testicles Under Richy Daley!

10/27/2007 06:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

P.A.P.A- Put All Police Away

10/27/2007 08:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.O.P.S-Office of Officer Proctology services

10/27/2007 08:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

D.I.C.-Daley In Charge. The head of the new office will now be known as the D.I.C. Head.

10/27/2007 08:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Operation Push Shitheads.

10/27/2007 09:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BSC-Bridgeport Social Club.

10/27/2007 09:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCI:

Secular City Investigations

10/27/2007 09:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Willie Cochran, former 3rd Dist. Sgt./now Alderman is on the list. Piece of shit who basically protected his laundromat on 63rd st. while he was Sgt. on 3rd watch in 003. Manny Flores, Billy Ocasio and Manny Flores no more service for you 014.

10/27/2007 10:08:00 PM  
Anonymous TheHatisBack said...

Just call it for what it is. You, as a Police Officer, are GUILTY until you can prove yourself innocent. (Like you will be believed) If you have no clout you are guilty even if you are innocent. If a reverend accuses you you are guilty even if God can prove you are innocent. If it makes the news you are GUILTY and we do not care if you can prove you are innocent.

I'm sorry if this does not make a lot of sense but I have been drinking, at home, NO driving and no asshole from Iowa chasing me.

God Bless Mike and I hope the Judge and Prosecutor in Iowa ROT IN HELL.

10/27/2007 10:58:00 PM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

My vote is for P.I.M.P.S.

P.I.M.P. attire supplied by... Ford City Mall.
The suits will come in lovely shades of hot pink, lilac and aqua.

10/27/2007 11:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would say you're partly correct. a few exempt members are likely to have more than a few beefs mostly regarding sexual abuse of their position. Everyone knows who they are. But by and large, most of the officers on the beef list wear blue shirts, and we should all know this too. I'm quite sure that should the list be released IN ITS ENTIRETY, the few white shirts and exempts who will appear on it are pretty close to retirement, which means they could tell the city to stuff it and run. Doubtful whether most of the blue shirts on the list will be in such a position. Who has the most to lose should the list be posted?
Everyone should know the answer to that now.

10/28/2007 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should post OPS personnel with criminal backgrounds.

10/28/2007 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Might as well call it HDO. they are running the city anyway.

10/27/2007 10:31:00 AM

hdo put rosie andolino as head of o'hare she was victor reyes valet for years went from 70K to 200K plus cars and drivers guess clout still works!

10/28/2007 11:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just to show what crap cr's are out there.... i got one...offender stated that while he was being arrested that i beat him up..stated that i was 6'0 200lb's dark hair, mustache, itailan MAN! I'm 5'8 130ls, blonde Irish female..no must. only had contact with offender when brought into station and he began too fight anyone in sight! I had a bad blk eye..went to hosp. for possible fractured cheek and jaw bone..CR# tossed, but GUESS who SUED and did get CASH??? ALL WHILE HE WAS IN PRISON!!!!!!! So thanks aldermen...But mostly thanks Lona (18th Ward) cause i voted and trusted you!!!!!

10/28/2007 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
FTP-Fuck THE POLICE

10/27/2007 09:05:00 AM

THIS ONE FITS OPS THE BEST

10/28/2007 01:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.F.A.S. Oops, Found A Screwdriver...

10/28/2007 02:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Manuel Flores
Robert Fioretti
Pat Dowell
Leslie Hairston
Freddrenna Lyle
Sandi Jackson
Michelle Harris
Anthony Beale
Toni Foulkes
Joann Thompson
Latasha Thomas
Lona Lane
Willie Cochran
Howard Brookins, Jr
Ricardo Munoz
Sharon Denise Dixon
Billy Ocasio
Walter Burnett, Jr
Ed Smith
Scott Waguespack
Carrie Austin
Rey Colon
Emma Mitts
Brendan Reilly
Thomas M. Tunney
Helen Shiller
Joseph A. Moore

Know this list and who is in your district. If they or someone who says they represent or work for them calls in with some B.S. give them an earful. Take their complaint but give a stern, no swearing lecture on this, and medical benefits, Mike Mette and anything else. We had one guy who claimed to work for an alderman used to call in with crap he should call 9-1-1 or even 3-1-1 because he was to important. He had to listen to me rant a lot longer than I had to listen to him.

He doesn't call any more.

Stay Safe and Speak Up!

10/28/2007 02:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Keesing Bandit says---

How about----

S.I.L.L.A.P.???

Stupid Investigators Led by a Los Angeles Princess

Now, kees me you fool!!!

10/28/2007 05:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When is the fundraiser for the SOS crew?
------------------------------------
they held it privately over the last 5 years....thieves

10/28/2007 06:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no more service.period.

10/28/2007 06:33:00 PM  
Anonymous tutor said...

While it's understandable, this desire for fewer aldermice, if you think about it, fewer and larger wards, with fewer aldermice would mean:

1) A SMALLER number of aldermice would be needed to hand a blank check to Daley and associates. (an example: as it stands now, Daley needs 26 out of 50 aldermice to be rubber stamps. If we were to reduce the number of wards to, say, 25, Daley would only need 13 aldermice to be rubber stamps)

2) A LARGER number of citizens for each aldermouse to play off against each other, thus resulting in an easier splitting-the-votes-of-the-dissatisfied, in the primary and general elections. (and you can bet that the 'machine' will be controlling where the new boundaries of these larger and fewer wards will be)

3) A SMALLER circle of liars/lawyers/aldermice scheming to pick our collective pockets. (fewer aldermice would result in making it much more difficult for citizens to apply any significant leverage on their aldermouse, as individual groups of citizens would get lost in the crowd)

4) MUCH LESS accountability, (not there is much accountability now), as the fewer number of aldermice would circle the wagons with more unity of purpose, ie., kiss Daley's ass and receive your reward of machine support at election time.

5) Do we really want FEWER aldermice being paid MORE money for taking MORE of OUR money?

6) In politics, chaos is always better for the taxpayers than corrupted unity.

7) Daley would LOVE there to be NO ALDERMICE, as every dictator would.


For the citizens to have any influence on the actions of their elected representatives, whether city, county, state or federal, it is ALWAYS better to have FEWER citizens represented by a GREATER number of representatives.

10/28/2007 11:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

M.O.F.O.S! - Classic!

10/29/2007 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ORR=The Office of Reverends Review

With rotating directors

A fresh con-man holy reverend each month.

10/29/2007 10:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OPS = (O)ften (P)iss n (S)hit on the police.

10/30/2007 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not give them the CR#. Since they are all basically B.S. complaints by people who got locked up or who think they are better then everybody else (headcases), let the public see what these things are all about. Why do you guys care if these CR investigations get reviewed. We all know that not only are the complaints bad but the investigations are worse. Never saw so much stupid shit in my life.

10/30/2007 10:42:00 PM  

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