Cops Hurt
Hopefully, minor injuries:
- A Chicago police officer was taken to the hospital after he rushed into a burning building on the West Side Saturday.
The fire happened about 12:30 p.m. in the 2700 block of West Warren Avenue. The officer rushed in to see if anyone was inside.
- An officer was injured near Soldier Field after falling from his horse Sunday evening during the Bears game. About 6 p.m., an officer with CPD’s Mounted Unit doing crowd control at the Bears game was injured when his horse lifted its head and struck him in the face, causing him to fall
A Central District captain said the horse was separated from the officer somehow, but no further information on the animal was available as of 8 p.m.
Officer has a busted nose and cuts. The story makes it sound like the horse is still out there loose and patrolling on his own. Any reports?
Labels: officer down
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
134 Comments:
Talk to a witness who is LAPD. He said a couple of things.
1)Said the horse jerked his head back and reared up some. Hit the copper right in the face knocking him off.
2) Asked if things were as bad in chicago as he has heard? He is here visiting his cousin who introduced him to SCC. Said he has been reading the blog non-stop since Thangsgiving.
Geez you famous
And P.O. Shenika Johnson-Jones-Hartfort was injured when one of her 3 inch painted up fingernail broke while working the 5th Dist desk. Officer Johnson-Jones-Hartfort was rushed by CFD Ambulance #17 to the all night nail salon on 79th Street where she is expected to be repaired and released. Although she may have to work light duty till the finger nail fill is completely dried. A benefit is planned to help her defray the cost of this emergency nail repair.
Cards and Letters may be sent to the 5th District during her recovery.
I once got hurt when my partner, who was the front seat passenger, fell asleep during 1st watch and fell sideways and banged his head on me. Worse IOD I ever had.
I heard the new OPS stripped the horse of his police powers and are planning on giving the horse a 10 day suspension without hay, I mean pay, for excessive force. Not sure if its true or just a Really Brilliant Rumor.
As my dad use to say.... You horse around you'll end up hurt.
I saw Stacy Peterson riding that horse southbound on Western Ave about 4am this morning. Mind you I was coming from the bar so not 100 percent sure it was Stacey or even a horse. But I am sure it was a kangaroo chasing them.
Sgt. Hitney tasered the horse and then took a picture next to it as the horse layed on the ground.
It wasn't the horse's fault. The horse was in shock when he heard the Bears actually won. The horse just kind of "fell out".
I heard the Bears offered the horse a 5 year defensive tackle contract.
I laughed when the newspaper reported that the name of the horse is being with held.
Two former SOS coppers were there when it happened. They clamed that after the horse hit the cop, the horse looked in their direction and dropped 4 small zip lock plastic bag to the ground containing a white powder. After using minimum necessary force to effect the arrest, the horse is now reported in "Stable" condition.
I rather bump heads with a horse than get dick slapped by one!
AZ 1120 said...
Anonymous said...
ON A SIDE NOTE.
J. Truhlar(011) to wed his long time sweetheart A. Zelitzky(011)on 29 december 07. Invitations to be mailed shortly. congratulations to both of you.
11/22/2007 09:28:00 AM
Hey tough guy. Keep hiding behind your annonymity. You will be found out and I will take care of business. You are a pussy! You know who I am. Say it to my face pussy po.
11/25/2007 11:19:00 PM
az you truly are a psyhcopath. whats your plan, "you gonna meet me @ the flag pole after school!
"? you'd just have your ass beat anyway, so whats the point? the only thing that keeps your teeth in your head are those 3 stripes on your sleeve, so do your ass a favor; and dont get ahead of yourself.
nobody told you to knock up tricky. if you have unprotected sex, this is the result, a shotgun wedding and hurt feelings. my advice is to make the best of it. live life to the fullest. when your cleaning wedding cake out of tricky's mustach, try and remember that he's just made you the luckiest guy (with a lisp) in the world.
godspeed.
My thoughts and prayers are with the officers. I hope they make a speedy recovery.
All those horses are misfit horses that were donated and worthless.
Owners couldnt tame them.
But I guess when your a City that uses the most pain compliant "bit" in the world, really cant see how this happened.
Guess the horse couldnt take it anymore.
The Mounted Officer's clout is wondering: "Well, I put you there, how come you cant ride?"
Rider error
"HI - HO - SILVER - AWAY"
To LAPD Copper visiting.
Hope you and yours have a great holiday season. Hope your bretheren with LAPD is doing great as well.
Things with the Chicago Police Dept are not as bad as you here...
THERE FUCKING FAR WORSE! Chuckle.
Be safe LAPD!!
The horse freaked out as it heard mayor(STUDDERS) daley complete a whole 5 word sentence without a single Elmer Fudd/Porky Pig studder or mudder. All 5 words where pronounced correctly.
SCC I thought you were screening this blog. Not a good idea to post full names of PO's and their district. There are plenty of people out there who total a-holes so stick to initials because the odds are that we will know who you are talking about. We don't need Pam Zekman investigating someone because of this blog.
Zelitzky(011)
Dude are you going to have a plethera of childrens?
Regarding 5th district PO with the nails. Once again SCC you should not allow this kind of stuff posted. It only makes us look like fools to the non-police reading this blog. Try to keep race, religion, and names off the blog.
as peter griffin would say: sssssssssssssssss...ahhhhhh.....sssss
ssssssssssss...ahhhhhh.......sssssss
ahhhhhhhh.....sssssssss....aaaaaaaaah
ssssssssssssssssss.....ahhhhhhhhh....
Hey az, you are hated, not just citywide, but nationwide. Many of us can list your several antics that are humorous after the smoke clears, such as:
1. Trying to write a PPO in the academy a DUI and then trying to get his passenger (also a PPO) to drive their car to the station so you can get both of them in a trick bag. Thankfully a CPT stepped in a stopped your madness.
2. Rushing in to an "apartment fire" on Taylor and "saving" the occupants (simple smoking oven). But then you had the balls to try to force some coppers to put you in the paper as the heroic SGT so you could get a lifesaving award! How'd that work out for you?
3. How many times have you been stripped? Whether domestic related or antic-based, you have got to be setting a record!
There are many more stories (verified) that show that you definitely belong working for THIS city, but not as the police, rather shoveling shit! Do the country a favor and move to Canada!
running into a burning building? he must have applied for the fire fighter job
Many years ago we had a similar tragic incident on the Near North Side. A canine handler was walking his dog near where there was a mounted officer on his horse. Somehow the dog became enraged and began crazy barking and attacking the horse. The horse responded, reared up giving the dog the hoofs and throwing off his rider and running into traffic where he was hit by a truck.
It was a terrible sight; the dog lay on the curb bleeding from the head and body. The canine handler was totally distraught, and asked me to do what had to be done. I pulled my revolved and put the poor beast out of its misery. The horse lay in the street screaming with broken legs. I steeled myself and shot it twice.
I walked over to the mounted officer who lay in a heap, bloody nose and his neck, arms and legs contorted. I asked him how he was.
He yelled, "I never felt better in my life!"
OK, I made part of this up, hope everyone including the horse is all right.
Heard the detectives brought the horse in for questioning.
Detectives: "Why'd you strike the PO?"
Horse: "Payback for the time you bitches let Cline try to mount me!"
I heard the horse pull an event number for the DOC over on Cottage Grove and last saw him eating out of a cheetos bag that was thrown on the ground.
I thought horses were very stable animals.
Hey tough guy. Keep hiding behind your annonymity. You will be found out and I will take care of business. You are a pussy! You know who I am. Say it to my face pussy po.
11/25/2007 11:19:00 PM
When and where. Will you hide behind your white shirt?
To all the posters: I was not feeling well this a.m. and you have all made my day. You're all on fire! Some of the best posts I've seen in a long while. It just goes to show you, if you all stop bashing each other for a while, there are some talented writers out there.
Once again Big Thanks go out to the ASA's who DENIED FELONY UPGRADE on the horse after it was charged with Agg Batt to P/O.
I hope you can sleep at night, A$$hat!
Remember boys and girls, the ASA's are not our friends. If you ever get head butted by a horse while on duty, they will not back you up!
And HELLOOOO - FOP! Where are they on this issue! Our dues go down some black hole of "administrative expenses" but no one from the Hall comes to our aid when one of our own is waylaid by some shithead horse.
Hope that horse gets a quick trip to the Glue Factory so that Officer Johnson-Jones-Hartfort can get an emergency cuticle replacement operation.
The following is not from a police officr, but, why dosen't anyone thank this officer for risking his life to save those people? They can complain, but what about the good that CPD does? Just wondering
To 3:18 am Awesome, super-funny, don't know if that is an actual person but I get it by just looking at that desk in 005
(In continuance of 3:44am). The 2 former S.O.S. officers then asked the horse if he knew who had guns on the block. The officers then called four more S.O.S. cars over, and proceeded to put the "hoodies" on. Upon raiding a nearby stable, that was the horses cousin's, ten firearms were recovered, along with 300 kilo's and no money. A consent to search the stable was then signed by the now bloodied horse. A confused district supervisor was left with the proceeding C.R. number describing 8 officers wearing black hoodies and saying they work in the 026th district. After seeing the S.O.S guys on the news for their recovery the confused supervisor called the clout heavy S.O.S office and asked for the officers badge numbers. The supervisor was then told to get fucked, and try calling again never..... to be continued
Congrats AZ! You're more popular than Neidermeier!
As a man from Arizona said: "If yer 'round horses long enough, yer gonna git hurt."
Hey tough guy. Keep hiding behind your annonymity. You will be found out and I will take care of business. You are a pussy! You know who I am. Say it to my face pussy po.
11/25/2007 11:19:00 PM
what a little bitch! AZ GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
"Cards and Letters may be sent to the 5th District during her recovery."
Don't hate Lady JJ got it going on, jus keepn it real @ 111&Doty Dawg!
How many cr numbers does this horse have?
03:18 - Haven't laughed that hard in months!!!! Hope the fingernail makes a speedy recovery!
the rogue police horse threw me on the wall and filled out a contact card, then i think he dispersed me. my rights have been violated, someone please reunite this horse with his rider.
Sad but no lifesaving award for that poor cop! The mounted cop must not know how to ride! It is called a running martingale-used if horse raises its head too much.Sounds like somebody with Clout got on the horses and cant do the job!The rider cant control their horse.Remember these horses are trained not the riders-So what else is new?
who's az
is she hot
Horse bites man. Did the new OPS interview the horse to see just what precipitated this assault. Did the horse provide better articulated answers than the Expemts on scene?
HOT OFF THE PRESSES!!!
the horses name was "Sir Donkey"
Sieser rounded up the horse and rode it for the remaining tour of duty. Without pay.
Re: The Horse that fled.........
R/o's chased the the horse through yards and alleys to the police stable/barn where the horse fled inside in attempts to elude police by closing the stable door. R/o's notified their supervisor that authorized a emergency forced entry (based on exigent circumstances).
At that time R/o's proceeded to enter the stable observing the horse seated on the couch near a coffee table that had a digital scale and large clear bag of white powder substance suspect cocaine near it with a box of clear sandwich bags nearby.
Subject Horse was told to lie on the ground but refused and was tased. Upon arrest the custodail search of said Horse revealed 1 loaded 9mm handgun recovered from rear saddlebag and several (120) smaller bags of white powder suspect cocaine recovered from the Horses rectum with a screwdriver that subject Horse agreed to extricate himself after arrest in view of R/o's.
Mother Horse signed a Consent to Search Form to further cooperate in investigation and found in the loft was 1 Bale of GREEN HAY suspect cannabis. Horse advised rights and transported to 001 for processing.
All acts of the HORSE occurring within a 1,000 feet of Millenium Park (class x Felony)
Horse freely states " Man that shit is Hay motherfuckers don't put that on me and that powder isn't mines I am calling OPS on yo ASSES"
Finding in Branch Court was No probable cause (Judge Leo Holt presiding).
Finding after Lawsuit 1 million dollars for false arrest and illegal search and seizure for the HORSE and MOMMA HORSE.
OPS and IAD found the officer beef to be sustained for numerous violations ranging from brutality to racial violations (Horse is black stallion). The Horse further alleged 5,000.00 USC was taken from the stable buy arresting officers and though the Horse could not provide receipts MOMMA Horse agreed the officers took the money.
Sun-Times Mary Mitchell writes how the Black Stallion's Stable was wrongfully entered and Momma Horse was cooerced into signing the consent to search. Officers on the arrest happen to have been ex SOS officers per Sup. STARKS.
And P.O. Shenika Johnson-Jones-Hartfort was injured when one of her 3 inch painted up fingernail broke while working the 5th Dist desk. Officer Johnson-Jones-Hartfort was rushed by CFD Ambulance #17 to the all night nail salon on 79th Street where she is expected to be repaired and released. Although she may have to work light duty till the finger nail fill is completely dried. A benefit is planned to help her defray the cost of this emergency nail repair.
Cards and Letters may be sent to the 5th District during her recovery.
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Funniest fucking thing I have read all year!
May I be the first to say it though....
Maaaaaaan, You racist Joe.
Best string of posts I've seen in a while...LMFAO
Cops are some funy MF's.
some funny shit...and to the guy in 11 getting maried(HA) enjoy paying that child support in a few years!
And now the horses are even trying screw us over......
HOPE ALL OFFICERS ARE ALL RIGHT. HEARD SEISER, WAS WORKING BT1854, AND HEAR THE CALL ABOUT P.O. AND HORSE, AND RESPONDED WITH LIGHTS AND SIREN. WHEN SEISER ARRIVIED ANNOUNCE HIS OFFICE AND TOLD THE OFFENDER, (HORSE )HE WAS UNDER ARREST) .SEISER ATTEMPTED TO PLACE INTO CUSTODY AND WHICH TIME THE HORSE JERKED HIS HEARD IN A THREATENING MANNER. SEISER THEN PEPPERED SPRAYED THE HORSE AND CHARGED HIM WITH AG. BAT, TO P.O. SEISER SHOULD GET THREE COURT DATES OUT OF IT. THE HORSE WHEN INTERVIWED BY THE DIC. STATED IT WAS A GREEN BAY PACKERS FAN.
talked to an NYPD copper, had a few drinks with em and he stated that NYC is happy for CPD to take the heat off them for a while. had a good laugh about it.
Anonymous said...
I heard the new OPS stripped the horse of his police powers and are planning on giving the horse a 10 day suspension without hay, I mean pay, for excessive force. Not sure if its true or just a Really Brilliant Rumor.
11/26/2007 03:24:00 AM
At least, they'll be off his back for a few days.
11/26/2007 08:32:00 AM
11/26/2007 08:34:00 AM
If you think P.O. Shenika Johnson-Jones-Hartfort is a real person, you are truly a pair of morons
Finally some positive news for C.P.D: 025 District tac team beat #2561C on- viewed a house on fire at 1109 N. Ridgeway. A mother and two children ages 4, and 7, where saved due to the courage,unselfishness displayed by the three brave P.O.'s. I was not only on scene but did the the report. Amazingly,channel five did a good job of telling the story. the three officers deserve a Dept. commendation,and or life saving award. On behalf of 011 Dist.------Job well done Lads.
Can anyone verify? I heard there was a CPD boss who retired with a gold braid pension and did not get a public sector job at another high rate of pay.
Hard to believe.
Question to LAPD; what is it like with the fed involved in the department
Are they buried in paper work? Looking over shoulders?
thread suggestion:
ABC wold news will be airing a series on their 5:30 news called "Officer Down". It's a must see with comments.
Officer Down
So WAS She HOT!!!!!!!I mean the Horse.They get extra pay to just sit on a horse you think they could stay on? Guess they dont think of that when they make the phone call
Regarding:
Anonymous said...
Regarding 5th district PO with the nails. Once again SCC you should not allow this kind of stuff posted. It only makes us look like fools to the non-police reading this blog. Try to keep race, religion, and names off the blog.
11/26/2007 08:34:00 AM
Hey big asshat, where does it say anything in this post about the race of the officer? You assumed a race on this officer. Shows that you jumped the gun to make it a racist comment. Go get your nails done baby girl.
I HEAR IT WAS A POOL HORSE. ANY TRUTH TO THAT RUMOR?
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Anonymous said...
AZ 1120 said...
Anonymous said...
ON A SIDE NOTE.
J. Truhlar(011) to wed his long time sweetheart A. Zelitzky(011)on 29 december 07.
I DONT GET IT? THEY ARE BOTH MALE OFFICERS? HOW COULD ONE KNOCK THE OTHER UP? Somebody is messing around on this one.
Can I get that horse to give rides to the exempts?Hi Ho Silver!!!
....the horse is now reported in 'Stable' condition.
absolutely hillarious. lmao.
Will the rider be back on the dismounted police How embarassing!!!! Hey do the bike cops fall off their bikes? Come on this just shows that we pick unqualified people for these jobs! We the working cops have been getting the horse's ass for years
P.O. Shenika Johnson-Jones-Hartfort would like to thank the organ donor who died yesterday allowing her to receive that person's fingernail. As P.O. Shenika Johnson-Jones-Hartfort said, That person can rest in piece knowing that her death allowed her to have a complete full set of fingernails.
p.s. For all you silly asswipes out there, there is no such person named P.O. Shenika Johnson-Jones-Hartfort on the job. It was somebody's joke who originally posted it. So get a life! And laugh a little!
If the ASA denied charges against the horse, would the W/C try for an OVER-RIDE on it.
THE SOS OFFICERS ALSO CLAIMED THE HORSE HAD A GANG AFFILIATION OF THE "Gangster Hoofciples".
P.E.T.A. came to the defense of the horse and got a C.R. number against the officer for the officer striking the horse intentionally with his head.
Not sure if this is related to the original post but Sgt. Dave Kinney was hospitalized for a brief bit to have a 3 inch fingernail removed from his back. He additionally asked if an injury in the act of passion can be considered an IOD?
Anonymous said...
11/26/2007 08:32:00 AM
11/26/2007 08:34:00 AM
If you think P.O. Shenika Johnson-Jones-Hartfort is a real person, you are truly a pair of morons
11/26/2007 05:20:00 PM
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She may not be a real person but the description is spot on for a couple of desk dollies.
All joking aside, is there a general order that dictates how long a female fingernails can be? Some of these women have superlong nails and can hardly type on the computers.
Anonymous said...
Sgt. Hitney tasered the horse and then took a picture next to it as the horse layed on the ground.
11/26/2007 03:32:00 AM
Now that is FUNNY! Very Funny!
not surprising to see 025 tact poaching in 011. did crime come to a halt in 025 or something?
j/k..........a job well done by those p/o's on ridgeway. just continues to show that despite all the garbage strewn about the police on the news, chicago's finest continue to go out and do what's right everyday.
and what's this i see about the upcoming nuptuals between 1120 and 1130? too f#$%@#g funny!!!
heard that the horse was in fact a reserve for the "Broncos"; pissed that he did not get into the game (all the while carrying a "Chicago guy")...so, a headbutt!! hah!!! just like the Chicago pols do to the the citizens....
Anonymous said...
How many cr numbers does this horse have?
11/26/2007 12:00:00 PM
Don't know, but horse has been placed on behavior alert for the time being.
Hey tough guy. Keep hiding behind your annonymity. You will be found out and I will take care of business. You are a pussy! You know who I am. Say it to my face pussy po.
11/25/2007 11:19:00 PM
Adam, you're not tough and you can't fight. So why pretend?
OFF TOPIC:
New series on World News Tonight about officers being killed.
http://www.abcnews.go.com/WN/LawAndJusticeLinks/story?id=3914709&page=1
Anonymous said...
Finally some positive news for C.P.D: 025 District tac team beat #2561C on- viewed a house on fire at 1109 N. Ridgeway. A mother and two children ages 4, and 7, where saved due to the courage,unselfishness displayed by the three brave P.O.'s. I was not only on scene but did the the report. Amazingly,channel five did a good job of telling the story. the three officers deserve a Dept. commendation,and or life saving award. On behalf of 011 Dist.------Job well done Lads.
11/26/2007 05:20:00 PM
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what was 025 tact poaching in 011 for? j/k good job guys!!!!
Finally some positive news for C.P.D: 025 District tac team beat #2561C on- viewed a house on fire at 1109 N. Ridgeway. A mother and two children ages 4, and 7, where saved due to the courage,unselfishness displayed by the three brave P.O.'s. I was not only on scene but did the the report. Amazingly,channel five did a good job of telling the story. the three officers deserve a Dept. commendation,and or life saving award. On behalf of 011 Dist.------Job well done Lads.
11/26/2007 05:20:00 PM
Awards my ass...they will probably be accused of burning the house down in an effort to get an award!!
If you think P.O. Shenika Johnson-Jones-Hartfort is a real person, you are truly a pair of morons
11/26/2007 05:20:00 PM
Ummm, thanks for clarification tool! hahahahhaha
Anonymous said...
I heard the new OPS stripped the horse of his police powers and are planning on giving the horse a 10 day suspension without hay, I mean pay, for excessive force. Not sure if its true or just a Really Brilliant Rumor.
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heard a rumor that the feds want to know what he knows! i think its a horse shit rumor.
And P.O. Shenika Johnson-Jones-Hartfort was injured when one of her 3 inch painted up fingernail broke while working the 5th Dist desk.
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ROTFL!!!!
I heard the event took place at the "mane" gate.
Ain't Seiser the guy that knocked out that horse in "Blazing Saddles"?
AZ from 011, you get him girlfriend, scratch his eyes out and slam him with your purse!!
AZ from 011, tell the troops how you paper jumped into the house fire & got a life savings award. You are our hero!
Had it been a cow instead of a horse, there would of been a bigger BEEF.
Good thing it was a brown horse...if it had been white the rev-runds and the media would have him and Abbate in the same stable!
I heard Commander Franklin was the Acting Street Deputy and he stripped the officer for striking the hoarse, the hoarse was excused injured and will be IOD for the next 6 months, the Sgt. got stripped for trying to hide the facts and suspected of drinking while riding. The family of the hoarse is suing the city for punitive damages. Typical day in Chicago.
Can anyone tell me how the cook county helicopter unit is doing?
The only time I hear the thing, it is getting an event number for a water crib then heads to outer cook county.
Anonymous said...
I heard the new OPS stripped the horse of his police powers and are planning on giving the horse a 10 day suspension without hay, I mean pay, for excessive force. Not sure if its true or just a Really Brilliant Rumor.
11/26/2007 03:24:00 AM
Is it true that the horse was held in an area 2 interview room for several hours?
This is by far the absolute best thread I've seen in soooooooo long here!
I'm sorry to hear of any P.O. getting hurt, but damn if this whole thread isn't pure GOLD!
This is the type of stuff that makes this miserable job FUN!
The horse has to go through sensitivity training...
If a P.O. Shenika Johnson-Jones-Hartfort did exist how funny would it be we all sent get well cards to the station!
Mister Ed is cutting a deal...got it straight from the horse's mouth
"All joking aside, is there a general order that dictates how long a female fingernails can be? Some of these women have superlong nails and can hardly type on the computers.
11/26/2007 06:11:00 PM"
NAW DAWG, WE AINT HIRING DEM FO THEIR TYPPN SKILLS YOU DIG? D.S. TOPKICK PLAYA @ 35& MICH PARTYHAUS
I heard that once Seiser captured the horse, he led it to water and made it drink.
Hail, Seiser!
If Seiser was still in 025 he would have kicked falling kid in midair right into back of ambulance while blowning out fire with his massive man-lungs!!!!!
Horse last spotted in a blue barrel headed to Bolingbrook pd!
"All joking aside, is there a general order that dictates how long a female fingernails can be?
As a matter of fact, there is, they cannot be more than 1/4" past the tip of the finger, and if polish is worn it must be clear or of a neutral tone....
Anonymous said...
P.O. Shenika Johnson-Jones-Hartfort would like to thank the organ donor who died yesterday allowing her to receive that person's fingernail. As P.O. Shenika Johnson-Jones-Hartfort said, That person can rest in piece knowing that her death allowed her to have a complete full set of fingernails.
p.s. For all you silly asswipes out there, there is no such person named P.O. Shenika Johnson-Jones-Hartfort on the job. It was somebody's joke who originally posted it. So get a life! And laugh a little!
11/26/2007 06:04:00 PM
I beg to differ, all district's have at least one or more P.O. Shenika Johnson-Jones-Hartfort's
this is too funny......
what was 025 tact poaching in 011 for? j/k good job guys!!!!
11/26/2007 06:29:00 PM
Hey, just a friendly mutual unwritten agreement between districts. it's called the "poaching agreement act of 1837" you never heard of it kid????
From us in 011, thanks for being there. With our fucking luck, if the familiy would have not been saved. They probably would have claimed that the police threw them in the fire.
Good job to all involved, specially the 25th District Guys.
Whatever happened to E. Fred Bosse?
Well, I have the real story!!!! 2561C were informed by a C.I. That the horse wanted for Agg Batt to PO was hiding at 1109 N Ridgeway, armed with this information they relocated to the scene and attempted to place the horse in custody. At this time the horse said "Fuck you Bitches,I'll knock you on your asses like the other punk-ass" and comenced to fight. During the struggle the horse knocked over a lantern causing some hay to catch fire. Aware of the danger, the PO's bravely picked up the horse and took him out the front and tied it to a tree, (because we all know that horses will go back into a fire if not tied down)Furthermore The PO's went back in to the house to arrest the family for aiding and abetting as well as to look for the cell phone cameras that had the video footage of the officers fighting with the JACKASS. Also to provide proof that they did not start the fire. Otherwise Jesse and Al would call a march to protest the racist police even though this was not a race issue (But they sure will make it one). By this time the house was engulfed in flames therefore the Brave Officers rescued the family and saved themselves as well. Unfortunately by the time the Officers returned to check on the horse. A couple of Honor roll students who part-time in street level pharmaceutical sales, were letting the horse go. The officers told the horse to come back to them, at which time the horse looked in their direction and said "Huh, who me" and commenced to run away. Officers gave chase however the horse double-backed in to the house while fully engulfed in flames. Animal control was notified to pick-up the body, they were notified that Animal control does not work on sunday's what else is new??
On a serious note, good job guys.
Legend has it that Seiser once killed a man in 025 just to see him die, then brought him back to life with the snap of his fingers...
Why, you ask? Because he can!
The horse fled with several officers on "SEGWAYS" in HOT Pursuit.
Just as they were about to corner the wayward horse..A JACKASS (sergeant) was heard yelling on the radio to "terminate" the pursuit!
Hot from the international press:
The French PD say: Gives us Seiser,
or give us surrender!!!!
Mrs. O'Leary's cow said "finally, someone to take the heat off me."
I just heard Jon Burge was summoned to interrogate the police fighting horse. He brought a extra large "black box" to hook up to a set of horse balls. A confession will be imminent.
A horse a horse a horse of course. Those damn horses are out of control, the reverends need to get involved. Was there a round table discussion for this? What does the orange one have to say about this? or is he out with his cousins the orange oompa loompas?
Ain't Seiser the guy that knocked out that horse in "Blazing Saddles"?
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Mongo?
Right from the order.....
D. Fingernails will not extend beyond the finger tips and will be kept clean.
Fingernail colors are limited to natural, clear or conservative artificial tones.
Multicolored or ornamentally decorated fingernails are prohibited.
Seiser should be training new candidates for the Mounted Unit just as he trained John Wayne to ride a horse.
Anonymous said...
If the ASA denied charges against the horse, would the W/C try for an OVER-RIDE on it.
11/26/2007 06:05:00 PM
i swaer i will be laughing at this for days, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahaha
Bosse (baby Huey) retired but still has his personal vehicle tricked out with blue lights and flsshing headlights. He repels down the side of school buildings and crashes through the windows and tells all of the kiddies what a great copper he was and what a fantastic job he did as an HBT responder who almost once actually arrived on the scene b4 it was already handled by the district. Of course, he put in a slip anyway.
THE SOS OFFICERS ALSO CLAIMED THE HORSE HAD A GANG AFFILIATION OF THE "Gangster Hoofciples".
11/26/2007 06:06:00 PM
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Nah, I heard he was a Four Hoof Hustler...
Anonymous said...
I saw Stacy Peterson riding that horse southbound on Western Ave about 4am this morning. Mind you I was coming from the bar so not 100 percent sure it was Stacey or even a horse. But I am sure it was a kangaroo chasing them.
11/26/2007 03:30:00 AM
i had to wipe my eyes because i was laughing so hard. FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY !
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Anonymous said...
Not sure if this is related to the original post but Sgt. Dave Kinney was hospitalized for a brief bit to have a 3 inch fingernail removed from his back. He additionally asked if an injury in the act of passion can be considered an IOD?
11/26/2007 06:10:00 PM
I would of believed this more if it was an injury during police work. He is not known for passion.
E. Fred came out of retirement and called Cronin and had him do up a search warrant. They then hit the horse stable with 200 HBT guys. It surprised no one that Cronin's warrant was negative. They couldn't turn up horse crap in a stable. Nonetheless, they locked up all of the horses and charged them with disorderly and made gang cards on all of them. Next day the newspaper did a feature on what a gang expert Cronin is. The horses were released and went right back to crappin' in the stable.
Did the horse have to submit a Breathalyzer?
NEWS RELEASE........
Pat Camden, CPD spokesperson related that the horse, name withheld pending a Department round 'stable' investigation indicated that....." fearing for his personal safety, he reared back and discharged the person that was all over him at the time."
Police are reviewing the use of 'farce' model and FOP President Mark Donohue stated that ..."Our member was very fortunate in this incident, he musta' had a horseshoe up his ass!"
Courtest, Chicago Slum Times article.
O'V
Hay(sp?) everyone, please lay off Shenika Johnson-Jones-Hartford. I have it on good authority she is getting a divorce...again.
But all is not lost, she will be adding another P.O. to her stable shortly.
the horse is now working desk duty until further investigation...
OFF TOPIC Citi bank just bailed out by Abu Dahbai!! Yea!! America is over in 5 yrs face it folks. Reality is coming and it is going to be BAD!!!
Columnist Steed from the
Chicago Dung-Times writes...
foal! which elite member of the cpd mounted unit recently in the news has major clout due to being related to one with the last name of Trotter?
when asked about his clout relatives, the Horse replied "Hibbity Dibbity"
the horse was retired FOUR COURNER RUSTLER...Turned snitch for the g..
did the da mayor acknowledge that da mare is a cousin from the hood, working on a plainclothes horse deTail? he was a lt. of horses, by merit...
This just in...Mary Mitchel claims the horse was upset when learned he lost the leading role to a white henry the horse in brokeback mountain 2 staring huberman .henry is believed to be working parttime pulling carragies on state street by the watertower.
I am horse from laughing. I am all alone and I know my neighbor can see me. But I can't stop. Oh God, the Cronin bit. Your killing me.
I heard that blue light cameras have been put up at the stables. The horses are now shitting on the next block.
Anonymous said...
Two former SOS coppers were there when it happened. They clamed that after the horse hit the cop, the horse looked in their direction and dropped 4 small zip lock plastic bag to the ground containing a white powder. After using minimum necessary force to effect the arrest, the horse is now reported in "Stable" condition.
11/26/2007 03:44:00 AM
VERY FUNNY! HAHAHHAHAHA!!
Anonymous said...
Regarding 5th district PO with the nails. Once again SCC you should not allow this kind of stuff posted. It only makes us look like fools to the non-police reading this blog. Try to keep race, religion, and names off the blog.
11/26/2007 08:34:00 AM
F@#$ that usless bitch!!!
Ok you guys, quit horsin' around and get back to work.
Beavers called. He said the Toddler would like to confer with the black horse about the tax issue.
This thread was better than pirate day. If any of you ever leave the force, you should look into to stand-up comedy.
Thanks for a good laugh.
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