Saturday, January 19, 2008

Laughable Eulogies

Supposedly, snowplows, front-end-loaders and legions of payrollers with shovels have been stationed around the County Building tonight to help keep the streets clear of the bullshit that's pouring out of the place. We're not going to bother linking to all of it as it is truly stomach turning wretchedness, but we'll quote from Channel 2's report:
  • The Rev. Jesse Jackson added in a statement: "President Stroger was a legendary public servant. He always made room in his politics for the common people. His first question was always, 'What can I do to help you?' rather than, 'What can you do to help (him).'"
Leaving aside the fact that every time Jesse opens his mouth, he lies, how many untruths can you spot in that entire statement? Stroger never helped anyone who couldn't help him. A quick list of cousins, nieces, nephews, and a son earning 6 figure salaries would run this post to two pages. Stroger was a consummate Machine politician, part and parcel of the Chicago Organization.

You don't believe us? Who did Stroger support for mayor back in 1983? We'll give you a hint - it wasn't Harold. And THAT will always be the legacy of Stroger.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

stroger did nothing but raise taxes and give jobs to daleyinc nothing more! he had a huge fleet of new cars and drivers to drive his big ass around everywhere, he did whatever daleyinc told him to do the same as beavers both puppets for daley and co criminal enterprises!

1/19/2008 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stroger and his cronies aren't even worth commenting on!

1/19/2008 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm confused. Does this mean Stroger can't run for office anymore or not?

1/19/2008 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not one for being glad someone is dead but i'm glad he's not going to be collecting a pension.

1/19/2008 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Dammit Satan,turn down the mothafuckin heat!"

1/19/2008 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, the Legendary Service was stealing from the Taxpayers of Crook County, and lining his pockets and the pockets of the Crook-County Commie-RATS.

1/19/2008 02:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm confused. Does this mean Stroger can't run for office anymore or not?

1/19/2008 11:55:00 AM

No, but he can still vote.

1/19/2008 06:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about the "gold plated" porta-potties, that only came out one time a year for some BS Stroger political fund raiser. Then went back in storage.

While the citizens have to shit in broken down, fucked up outhouses year-round!

1/19/2008 09:15:00 PM  
Anonymous mope-rah fan (not) said...

11:55am, 6:28pm Your the reason
I read this blog (LMFAO)

You idiot ,ground breaking(yea right)journalists should have a
sense of humor like these guys or I'll settle for you doing something
about the REAL corruption in this city/county that they're making fun of, u useless jag*ffs.....

1/19/2008 10:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you gentlemen have not rented, better yet, purchased, "The Last King of Scotland" and "Blood Diamonds" then you don't know what you are missing.

1/19/2008 10:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That bobbie stolen,I mean steele, the one that
was the temp. board president for a few months made a few statements
which made me run for the tissues.
Looks like retirement is treating her well;it should; didnt she quadruple her pension thru some county loophole for having that job for a few months?

1/19/2008 10:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well hell, I wouldn't support Harold either! He was truly a man that was ahead of his time in that respect!

1/20/2008 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A quote from 'Moms Mabley' (F/1)
(in this case re John Stroger)

..."I was told by my parents that you're always supposed to say something good about the dead."

He's dead............GOOD!

1/20/2008 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this mean he won't be running the county anymore?
He won't? are you sure?

1/20/2008 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eugene sawyer passed away
may his soul rest in peace

1/20/2008 07:17:00 PM  
Anonymous The Attitude said...

Eugene Sawyer RIP was a gentleman and a class act. I met him while working in 006 and 004 during the eighties-nineties. Always a gentleman. And coming from someone that hates politicians, that's saying a lot.
Too bad I can't say the same about that son of his Todd the Urkel, or his old mans' flunky minions-Ed ( Money Sniff) Smith; Howard( I pays da rent) Brookins. Both Brookins and Smith are running in the upcoming elections- Brookins for States Attorney; Smith for Recorder of Deeds.BOTH ARE POLICE HATERS DON'T GIVE THEM YOUR VOTE!!!The following is a question from a Cook County political promotional exam...
Who is slated to play the Late Commissioner Stroger in his soon to be filmed biopic," County Money? Hell I Counts De Money!!"
A: ChiMcBride
B: Cedric the Entertainer
C: Forest Whitaker
D: Yaphet Kotto
E: Charles S. Dutton?

1/21/2008 11:04:00 AM  

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