Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Mass Retirements?

We're getting rumors that up to seventy lieutenants and above are ready to drop their papers at a moment's notice once the new guy comes in.

That's a LOT of movement to be had in the course of two full years, let alone over a changing of the guard in the Ivory Tower.

Let's start with some names people! Who's in, who's out and who's going to be demoted and stick around?

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81 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just rumors. & exempt spots already empty or will be shortly. Several Lt's and a few captains are pullingthe plug. That's about it. We have a bunch of young exempts that CAN'T pull the plug. Cline made a lot of people exempt. I Estimate 80% of the 125 exempts are Clines people and have been made in the last 4 years. Check it out, I could be wrong...

1/22/2008 12:55:00 AM  
Blogger papa smurf said...

hopefully the botox queen in albany park with the railroad tracks on her shoulders is the first to go.

1/22/2008 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IM IN!! OH WAIT....Im a blue shirt...NEVERMIND!

1/22/2008 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mags needs to retire. Maybe Jenny Craig will hire you

1/22/2008 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you are a "suckass".... why would it matter whose ass your sucking?
I doubt there will be that many brass retiring.
They have all been trying to justify their positions, some even think they have earned their spots.

1/22/2008 02:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cya!

1/22/2008 02:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'M 399 on the LT. Test YEAHHH I've got a chance. You can't keep me down Fa$$go^^T A$$ BiT$Ch Malloy!!!
P.S. Look at the high scores on the L.T. exam , they all have 1 or 2 derrees of seperation to the fag*t M*ll*y! now retired.

1/22/2008 04:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Toby how about looking into cops who are chronic wife beaters!Why are they still on the job? Does clout play a part in this being covered up?

1/22/2008 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll bet there's a bunch of assholes hanging around hoping to get one of the vacated spots.

1/22/2008 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Capt. Graeber definitely going up, a real cops cop!

1/22/2008 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Capt. Lou Arado has announced that he will retire on feb 1, 2008. Too bad, he is one of the best Captains in the CPD!

1/22/2008 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Magic Shave said...

We get that rumor the end of every year "so many guys showed up to pull the pin, they couldn't process them all...they said AT LEAST 375 are going". Then about 75 go (across the board). Every year.

1/22/2008 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Toby how about looking into cops who are chronic wife beaters!Why are they still on the job? Does clout play a part in this being covered up?

1/22/2008 07:27:00 AM

I don't know who Toby is but maybe Jody can look into all the hatchet faced women on this job who blow bosses for cush spots, cheat on their husbands with their partners and generally nag their old men into a state of unconsiousness.

1/22/2008 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there a list of these retirees?
This job is going to go from bad to shot.
You people will miss Cline.

1/22/2008 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The new guy looks sort of beady eyed, possible rat-man?

1/22/2008 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous the fightin' 17rh said...

12:56 AM

How dare you!

We could use a hundred more captains with the knowledge, experience and qualifications of the legendary Janice Robarts-Dillon. She's the real deal.

1/22/2008 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous 1300 said...

Where's my car? I think some malfesant done stole that motherf*cker...

1/22/2008 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How does this thread go from retiring bosses to beating wives.go elsehwere and stir sh)* up.

1/22/2008 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the commander of the airports is on his way out. not by choice.

1/22/2008 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Deering Darling said...

I have a hunch;
that part of the bunch,
will include Molloy's buddy;
Capt.Crunch!

1/22/2008 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just hire Lt's and get that bald jackass Kaup out of Area 1, he is a handjob.

1/22/2008 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey why not? Get it while you can. The rest of us will be given free Olympics ticket in lieu of a pension.

1/22/2008 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even though I only have 3 years on I want to retire.

1/22/2008 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

70 Lts? methinks it is just more shenanigans going about. Vegas has the over/under at 20.

1/22/2008 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
if you are a "suckass".... why would it matter whose ass your sucking?
I doubt there will be that many brass retiring.
They have all been trying to justify their positions, some even think they have earned their spots.

1/22/2008 02:26:00 AM

Your right with this! earned with WHAT? You're only as good as your last envelope

All the clout and the buddy system same guys same girls same shit! Will it change? No only as usual the working blue shirts will be shit upon as always!

1/22/2008 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wish sarge wuh wuh wuh would retire

1/22/2008 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone heard rumors of a sgt's class this friday? Info????

1/22/2008 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and alot of po,s are going out this year. Chicago police down to 8500..It was the case that police would stay 30yrs now most are going at 20yrs

1/22/2008 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mags needs to retire. Maybe Jenny Craig will hire you

1/22/2008 01:25:00 AM

if fat ass Mags retires, who will pick up his breakfast, lunch and dinner all in one shift.

1/22/2008 01:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you are a "suckass".... why would it matter whose ass your sucking?
I doubt there will be that many brass retiring.
They have all been trying to justify their positions, some even think they have earned their spots.



Well said I agree. Once a suck ass and a coward always a suck ass and a coward.

1/22/2008 02:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I'm out. I know that and I've known it for some time. Can't say I'm sorry, Ive never met J-Fed or any of the other supt.s except Rodriguez at a Policeman's murder and it even lowered my opinion of the drunken stupid sot. But i't been fun, GOODBYE.

1/22/2008 02:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only one could hope that the fat whale Lt. wide load in the front office of 014 will relocate.
boy can she suck some ace!!!!!

1/22/2008 04:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This J-Fed is like Haley's comet. Is this mother fucker ever gonna show up for work?

1/22/2008 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL Papa Smurf! She IS a real beauty,eh?

1/22/2008 05:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Orseno, did you hear about the copper working security at Phillips HS on the south side who pursued and shot a teenager who attempted to enter the school with a gun in his waist? 16 yr old was shot in the ass twice.
Cops : 1
bad guys: 0

1/22/2008 06:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No Sgt's class Friday.

1/22/2008 08:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just pull up the chart for organization for command on the automated directives and make your own hit list/wish list!

1/22/2008 08:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To,

Anonymous said...
Anyone heard rumors of a sgt's class this friday? Info????

1/22/2008 12:24:00 PM

Merit picks are due the 8th of February (check the AMFN messages on the clear system from the first week of January), they would make a class about a month after that, maybe 3 weeks but a class the first week of March is more than likely.

1/22/2008 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous grimreaper said...

Hope he didn't have too many
ASS-pirations !!! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA

1/22/2008 08:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lt. Ingram in 005 MERIT WHORE

1/22/2008 08:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about the Fat Greek in 005?

1/22/2008 08:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the Mf'ers that dont have the college requirement for the exempt positions. Ur gone!

1/22/2008 08:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, that aint no shit! I once intended to stay 29 and a day, NOW, screw it, 20 and out. Every time I think these clout POS types can't make this place any worse these MFers do. 3 to go, God help me!

1/22/2008 09:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there a list of these retirees?
This job is going to go from bad to shot.
You people will miss Cline.

1/22/2008 09:23:00 AM

Now I know who your clout was. Why would I miss Cline? Am I going miss how he fired the most PO's than any other Supt? Am I going miss him creating exempt spots for his buddies? Am I going to miss him promoting all of his buddies from Narcotics and gangs? Am I going to miss how he agreed to take Starks as his 1st Deputy? Am I going to miss is micromanaging? Am I going to miss him trying to cover up the Jeff tap fight because it involved a friend? (knowing that if it was some regular joe he would have tried to fire him) Yep I'm really going to miss him. Good riddance!

1/22/2008 09:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jan Robarts Dillon says "You can't polish a turd"!

Yup jan, you should know.

1/22/2008 09:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Zone 10 Ranger said...

1010 Terminator! Squad, what's my location?!

1/22/2008 09:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent points 9:50 pm. He was on tv the day after his supt announcement when he announced the first dep. Never forget he said that he always knew that if he made supt he would pick DS to be the first. Blame him is right.

1/22/2008 11:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
the commander of the airports is on his way out. not by choice.

1/22/2008 09:50:00 AM

No sorry he is connected to jody! to bad so sad!

1/22/2008 11:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Toby how about looking into cops who are chronic wife beaters!Why are they still on the job? Does clout play a part in this being covered up?

1/22/2008 07:27:00 AM
**********************************
I know of a certain Sgt in a certain special unit who would pee his pants (again)if this did happen.

1/22/2008 11:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cline, what a fat P.O.S. Promotes his buddy Cronin about 8 steps up, then retires. Just great for our Pension Fund. No wonder it's all fucked up. Should be indicted.

1/22/2008 11:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're a jerk if you are letting some jagoff sgt. get away with beating his wife in this day and age. I hope I get that call. Bitch! I hope about eight or ten females get that call, you little c####!

1/23/2008 01:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Cline, what a fat P.O.S. Promotes his buddy Cronin about 8 steps up, then retires. Just great for our Pension Fund. No wonder it's all fucked up. Should be indicted.

1/22/2008 11:46:00 PM

nice huh! maybe though cronin knew where thw skeletons were buried!

1/23/2008 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Hey Toby how about looking into cops who are chronic wife beaters!Why are they still on the job? Does clout play a part in this being covered up?

1/22/2008 07:27:00 AM
**********************************
I know of a certain Sgt in a certain special unit who would pee his pants (again)if this did happen.

1/22/2008 11:45:00 PM

Maybe SCC we should start a thred to help JP weed out the clouted idiots who do whatever they want and get away with it, time for "sunshine" on these predators!

1/23/2008 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does your humper reflect being at home domesticating while on duty?

1/23/2008 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC most of the time your right but this time your wrong! You state that 70 Lts are ready to put papers in, i have good evidence that they bought lots of red carpets to lay down and put those by their cush offices when the fresh prince of new jersey comes in!

1/23/2008 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fax coming out announcing the Captain promotion process starting again in anticipation of several Captains retiring. Class by Spring

1/23/2008 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have never seen such pussy ass shit in my life. Just about every comment is about ratting people out, beefing, letting "sunshine" in. It is no wonder why we are a sinking ship. Here's a novel idea:
WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF!

1/23/2008 01:51:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

SCC most of the time your right but this time your wrong! You state that 70 Lts are ready to put papers in...

No, once again, incorrect. We said "seventy lieutenants and above"

That would include Captains, Commanders, Deputy Chiefs, Chiefs, Asst Deputy Supes, Deputy Supes, First Deputy Supes and of course, Lieutenants.

Start counting.

1/23/2008 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

give some names about who's retiring

1/23/2008 06:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
You're a jerk if you are letting some jagoff sgt. get away with beating his wife in this day and age. I hope I get that call. Bitch! I hope about eight or ten females get that call, you little c####!

1/23/2008 01:51:00 AM

Happens more often than you realize. White shirts will look out for white shirts. Amazing how in SOS, only blue shirts went down. IAD always looked out for white shirts. Sgt gets a beef and they are helped. How many white shirts were involved with DV and sex crimes? I remember an exempt charged with DV then saved and is a LT. DV is part of this culture.

1/23/2008 06:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the fightin' 17rh said
1/22/2008 09:39:00 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA, the fightin 17th HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. Please, go back to watching CSI or COPS, at least then you would have a better clue.

1/23/2008 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watch them fall into Sweet retirement one by one! Happy trails exempts and cash out while you can or risk of being DEMOTED!

1/23/2008 08:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:51, amen to that. If a person was to be a stand up they would have to wear bullet proof armour all times with the cheese eating weasel cry babies writing here.

1/23/2008 08:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not necessarily doubting you, but where are these figures from? They seem kind of high. Do you think J-Fed is gonna dish out that many ultimatums off the bat?

1/23/2008 09:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop crying about these clout bitches, just do what I do. OK sir or maam, I will take care of it. Now do nothing for them ever, make up excuses and promise them the world and do not deliver. This always makes them crazy, eventually they stop asking you for anything. I never ask for anything, owe nobody and do my job always in the CYA style. Its not just the clout assholes who suck, its the ass kissing sellouts who piss me off. Ass kissers dont realize in the end they dont have clout and make some jagoff boss look good just for a fucking car or 2 on the end, WOW. And, if you step in some shit these clout bosses will promise you the world and you still will get 15 days for bullshit, wake up!

1/23/2008 10:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I have never seen such pussy ass shit in my life. Just about every comment is about ratting people out, beefing, letting "sunshine" in. It is no wonder why we are a sinking ship. Here's a novel idea:
WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF!"

Signed,

Clouted Merit Hack

1/23/2008 11:58:00 PM  
Anonymous KK said...

Dear airport asswipes: i dare you to name a supervisor(s) that deserves to stay. name the runway brides who should leave.

1/24/2008 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Deering Darling said...

Hey wife beater!! Thome is coming to get you.

1/24/2008 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

his sgt is covering up for the wife beater

1/24/2008 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

0151AM: damn straight! there'a jerk at the airport that should have your comment stamped on the forhead.

1/24/2008 01:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snitches are sore bitches
and tricks are for whores.

Man-up!

1/24/2008 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can clout keep a clout baby from call back?

1/24/2008 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Stop crying about these clout bitches, just do what I do. OK sir or maam, I will take care of it. Now do nothing for them ever, make up excuses and promise them the world and do not deliver. This always makes them crazy, eventually they stop asking you for anything. I never ask for anything, owe nobody and do my job always in the CYA style. Its not just the clout assholes who suck, its the ass kissing sellouts who piss me off. Ass kissers dont realize in the end they dont have clout and make some jagoff boss look good just for a fucking car or 2 on the end, WOW. And, if you step in some shit these clout bosses will promise you the world and you still will get 15 days for bullshit, wake up!

1/23/2008 10:19:00 PM

Please seek help brother! This level of cynicism and paranoia is an early sign of depression. Maybe you should seek change in your life. A different job maybe? Talk to someone, seek counseling and DO SOMETHING about your bitterness. We don't need another (you know what)

1/24/2008 05:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the commander of the airports is on his way out because ohare and midway details will be abolished; aviation police taking over.

1/24/2008 07:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He wishes he was connected to Jody.

1/24/2008 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LT MCMURRAY would make one hell of a crossing guard.

1/25/2008 03:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weis and hillard are friends. Nothing will change.

1/25/2008 05:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
the commander of the airports is on his way out because ohare and midway details will be abolished; aviation police taking over.

1/24/2008 07:03:00 PM

Sorry oh dumbshit your even so close yet so far! They are adding to the airports dumbass sorry your stuck in 005 on mids! More hair gel please!

1/25/2008 08:26:00 PM  
Anonymous KK said...

Yes it's true. He is looking at the airports very closely. One white shirt has already been told to start looking for a spot.

Also, the K-9 handler that was seen having coffee with JP hints that the Explosive Detection K-9 duties and roster will be revised and tweeked. Look out rudolph and mostaccioli.

1/25/2008 11:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cronin knows where the bodies are buried and where the cash is stashed...

1/26/2008 03:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not necessarily doubting you, but where are these figures from? They seem kind of high. Do you think J-Fed is gonna dish out that many ultimatums off the bat?

1/23/2008 09:04:00 PM

O.W. Wilson did -- had a meeting at the old amphitheater to "dish out that many ultimatums off the bat."

1/26/2008 09:25:00 PM  

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