Sunday, January 20, 2008

Kass Summarizes Nicely

From the Sunday Tribune:
  • Jay Grodner, the Chicago lawyer who keyed a Marine's car in anger because the car had military plates and a Marine insignia, finally got his day in court last week.

    Grodner pleaded guilty in a Chicago courtroom packed with former Marines. Some had Marine pins on their coats, or baseball jackets with the Marine insignia. They didn't yellor call him names. They came to support Marine Sgt. Michael McNulty, whose car Grodner defaced in December, but who couldn't attend because he's preparing for his second tour in Iraq.
And just in case anyone was wondering, here's what dumbass looks like on the dating website he used to patronize:
Man, we just threw up a little.

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Anonymous HATER said...

damn i think he trims his chest hair!!!


1/20/2008 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uncle Fester!!! Wait, why should insult Uncle Fester?

1/20/2008 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

aaagh! My eyes

1/20/2008 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't we do what the Marine's do?

1/20/2008 01:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what a pee-pee smooching looking asshole..... He will fit right in at county.

1/20/2008 05:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

uncle Fester

1/20/2008 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Devil Dog Dad said...

Nice photo Grodner, what are you doing with your hands? Moron.

1/20/2008 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man this guy is one ugly motherfucker!

1/20/2008 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great stories by Kass....I would have liked to see this ass-hats face when he saw the gallery of Marines..classic!

1/20/2008 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He looks like a child rapist, i locked up last year.

1/20/2008 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is a nasty picture, please delete.

1/20/2008 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG, what balls to have a picture like that on a date line, but then again I bet he thinks he's a real lady killer. Just goes to show you, there is someone one for everyone out there-even this dick head.

1/20/2008 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just threw up a little in my mouth. You need warn

1/20/2008 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude! gross!!

1/20/2008 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

great article

1/20/2008 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous SWF said...

I'm a female and NEVER, NEVER, NEVER.. Not if he were the last man (sic) on the earth. Not with a bag and a flag. He'd scare a buzzard off a shit wagon!

1/20/2008 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Phil Cline? Distant relative?

1/20/2008 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


1/20/2008 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He looks like teh clown from devils rejects!! OMG.

1/20/2008 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous the rock said...

C'mon why did you do that...I just puked on my keyboard.

1/20/2008 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Keesing Bandit says---

There should be more pictures of fat and bald men with hairy backs on this site.

I love the hot flashes.

Now, kees me you fool!!!

1/20/2008 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope you are all happy now. By showing his picture and making him out to be an "Oy Vey Bad BOY" the chicks will come flocking. I'm sure that was his intention all along. Since the 60's are way over, getting trim through social protest has wained. Still he killed two birds with one stone- Im sure he sent his photo to Cindy Sheehan.

1/20/2008 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He needs a Seiser make-over

1/20/2008 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOLY SH$%%%%%%%%%%%%T WOW i think im fucking blind, thanks for that SCC, shouldnt we get a warning before scrolling down to see his fat hairy ass

1/20/2008 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


1/20/2008 12:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I brought you some wine coolers and condoms.

1/20/2008 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh that is beyond creepy. what a sick mother f**ker. he won't come back to the US - let France have him. They let child molesters and other crazy people run free over there - that's why American criminals love to go there.

1/20/2008 12:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks SCC, now I have to gouge my eyeballs out.

1/20/2008 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lady killer?

He looks like he's the kind of guy that likes guys.

Just a sailor, trying to dance with a Marine and got turn down.


1/20/2008 02:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe we can fix him up with Michael Moore......

1/20/2008 02:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And if that was the BEST picture of himself,,,I'd hate to see the others!!!!!!

1/20/2008 03:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My Ex-Husband is starting to look good!!!

1/20/2008 03:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uglier than a cracked toilet seat.

1/20/2008 03:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JOHN WAYNE GACEY JUNIOR......................

1/20/2008 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that the eagle from the muppets?

1/20/2008 04:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what a assclown .. he needs a good slap in the face!

1/20/2008 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A few questions:

1.Was his screen name "SHIRTLESS IN CHICAGO" OR "NIPS N'HIPS"?

2.What exactly did he scratch the car with again?

1/20/2008 05:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He looks lke he should be profiled on "Americas Most Wanted" as a pervert.. What a goof to pose whthout a shirt on. Where are your hands? Fondling yourself? Time for you to pack up your bald, hairy chested fat ass and move out of the country to Iraq..

1/20/2008 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous grimreaper said...

All that "Box O Rocks" needs is a light bulb in his ear to be Uncle Festers clone!

1/20/2008 05:37:00 PM  
Anonymous got an idea said...

we should put his picture and billboard up on the kennedy E-way saying what he did!!!
Where can I donate?
Anyone know how to do that out there?
Any Volunteers to do it????

1/20/2008 06:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

for shame scc; you are supposed to be a protector of the public and you post that and make us all sick.

1/20/2008 06:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...




1/20/2008 06:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He looks like a Pediphile.

1/20/2008 07:11:00 PM  
Anonymous SWF said...

To all posters: You guys/gals are all on FIRE!! Great way to forget about this freakin' cold weather.

1/20/2008 08:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Man-Bitch if I ever saw one....

1/20/2008 08:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The guy makes Daley look good looking!!!!!!!

1/20/2008 08:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i seen him on an episode of to catch a predator.

1/20/2008 09:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Burger Wilke said...

He is not so bad....

1/20/2008 10:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is the reconstructed picture with SGT. C.H. in it?

1/21/2008 07:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I want my fucking money, Jimmy!" Phone cord gets wrapped around his neck.

1/21/2008 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Burger Wilke are you blind or just desperately in need to get laid????

1/21/2008 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

P U K E !

1/21/2008 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a creeper!
Remove the pic, it hurts my eyes.

1/21/2008 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I saw this guy coming out of the Manhole when I worked in 023.

1/21/2008 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've never felt this way about another man, but after seeing his picture, I must have him. OOOHHHHHH and he's a lawyer.

1/21/2008 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
i seen him on an episode of to catch a predator.

1/20/2008 09:14:00 PM

he was on recently what pos! What kind of car does he drive? maybe the Marines could drive a tank over it! Hope he rots!

1/21/2008 10:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.... and some lucky biatch hasn't snapped him right up and made him her own?!?! Yummy!

1/21/2008 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a jagoff to do something like this! Leave your political opinions out of this for a second and take the time to be grateful for all these people lose protecting us. And good job for going to support him. We could learn from them guys. But ofcourse, this being cook county, S.O.L.. Bull shit!

1/21/2008 02:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Photoshop Fan said...

"Where is the reconstructed picture with SGT. C.H. in it?"

Oh yeah, this is gonna be a good one.

Somebody, please, do it.

1/21/2008 03:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Life Is, sometimes, Sweet said...

The funniest thing about all of this is that he's a really dumb lawyer, as much of an oxymoron as that is.

He had a chance to plead out, make restitution, apologize for his 'lapse' in judgment, and that would have been that.

But no, that wasn't what the hotshot lawyer had in mind, that fateful day, when he refused to accept responsibility for his asinine actions and, to add insult to injury, actually thought he could, what did he say, 'teach the youngster a lesson'.

I doubt if Grodner has learned anything from this self inflicted lesson.

The Marine was being beyond tolerant with this guy and, what does this shithead do, but try to figuratively shove his baby matzo ball down Sgt. McNulty's throat.

The result:

Marine - 1

Fuckwad - -0

Godspeed, Sgt. McNulty.

1/21/2008 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait! Didn't I see hhim on one of those MSNBC "to catch a preditor" episodes a while back?

1/21/2008 04:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maury's wigs are tested against hurricane winds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You got money for those fucking commercials!!!!!!!!!!!

1/21/2008 05:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Wish I Was Nicer said...

To 1/20/2008 1:31:00pm I am still laughing so hard, I'm gasping for breath. "Great, now I have to guage my eyeballs out!"

1/21/2008 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't see his hairy man-boobs. This guy is one ugly mother fucker.

1/21/2008 07:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I want my fucking money, Jimmy!" Phone cord gets wrapped around his neck.

1/21/2008 08:16:00 AM

You nailed it. He looks just like that actor.

1/21/2008 09:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He looks like Maury from Good Fellas!!! I want my money Jimmy...

1/23/2008 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That schleps uglier than a bag of dicks!

1/23/2008 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous i love man boobs said...

I saw his full upper photo at my space. Nice tits!

1/23/2008 06:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Det. Shaved Longcock said...

Det. Shaved Longcock says: this guys hot, can I rub your bald head between my legs.

1/24/2008 05:18:00 PM  

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