Tuesday, January 29, 2008

There's J-Fed!

A number of people report that he was in town the same day Sneed took a swipe at him for not meeting the Command Staff. And some commentators took swipes at Senora Sherlock for being attached to him while he toured HQ Monday (we have eyes everywhere). On to the real post...

Everyone has an opinion. Some have already written the new Supe off because of who he's already listening to or who he might be considering for top spots. Others are asking to give the new guy a chance. We'll be watching closely and so will our readers. And every step will end up being analyzed, criticized and opined on. It's the CPD way. But we'd like to address a comment that popped up recently and since it's our blog, we'll do it.

Someone stated that two things J-Fed wants to change are firepower on the streets and physical fitness standards. We have no way of knowing if these are actually aims of his or just someone wishing aloud. But we'd like to use this comment as a springboard to a larger issue:
  • Weis should change things that he actually has the power to change and leave other stuff alone.
Getting long guns on the street is a symbolic step. J-Fed is supposed to be a tactical guy. The fact that the political administration is frightened of guns and treats cops as children when it comes to carrying a pistol and trusting them with shotguns and rifles is a shortsighted and dangerous to police and citizens. We could write essays and essays on the merits of long guns, the refusal of the city in not authorizing training days to hone skills and introduce policy changes and the sad state or morale and equipment it what has been bragged about as the most "technologically advanced department" in the nation as recently as two years ago. It's a joke. We still use carbon paper for god's sake and arrests that used to be a five page form set are now seven page monstrosities with numerous copies needed and we need 5 extra officers off the street to sort out the increased paper in Huberman's "paperless" Department pipe dream.

These are things that J-Fed can change. He can also reorganize bureaus, eliminate redundant and outdated spots, decentralize Area functions, introduce technologies, etc. In other words, make the Department run a little smoother with less waste.

But contract issues? Feds don't deal with contract issues.

No matter how hard you try, you can't dictate physical fitness. It's a contract issue. Chicago has never had continuing physical fitness standards and probably never will. Is it right or wrong? We're not going to judge. If people want to live longer, more comfortably and save themselves heart problems, fatigue, diabetes, liver damage, they'll do it on their own or in the face of financial incentives. Nothing else is going to work.

Uniform means standard. But the City authorizes so many "alternates" for a reason - requiring something means the City pays for the first issue. You want everyone to carry the same small rubberized flashlight that barely lights up a room instead of the big heavy Mag-lites that were like a miniature sun? The City had to pay for that once and they still haven't stopped bitching. Ever since then, everything has been labeled as "alternate." ASPs, dickies, turtlenecks, sweaters. Even the new winter jackets - the City stopped authorizing the corduras and will phase them out in favor of the Spiweks (don't know if we spelled that right). They won't make you run out and get one, but they'll let you wear the reefer, the leather, the cordura, the sweater, the Spiwek, and if you're old enough, the three-season pops up now and then. Same thing with retention holsters and such. Requiring uniformity means the City pays out money and that isn't going to happen easily.

Pick and choose those battles carefully.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Supt Weis, my wishlist is as follows:

1) Rifles for squadcars. Wait until a North Hollywood shootout happens here and we have nothing to defend ourselves or the citizens. And don't mention SWAT, I cannot wait for an hour if pinned down by gunfire.

2) Modern computers for squadcars. A bunch of us go out nightly without them. Hell, I'd even take an antiquated Microslate!

3) DIGITAL radios like CFD has. These analog ones cannot hold a charge or transmit worth a damn.

4) Tasers for PO's, not Sergeants. I am not going to wait 20 minutes for some boss to get to my scene with his Taser. I'll do what I have to do and live. Less lawsuit payouts by the way.

That is all for now.

Thank you.

1/28/2008 11:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Regarding the so call conflict between Cicero police and Chicago police due to the Commander's arrest.

Remember this. We can go through our lifetime without ever having to go into or through Cicero Illinois. I doubt Cicero cops cab say the same thing about not going into or through Chicago.

When I was in Gang Crimes West years ago, we stop calling Cicero Police ahead of time when we were going to do a search warrant in their town due to a crime that was committed in Chicago, because every time we did, the place was cleaned out before we got there. We learned to call the Cicero police after we busted down the door, just as a courtesy.

That fucked up, gambling, prostitution, drug and mafia ran town has been crooked from the Al Capone days and nothing has change.

If I need to go to a race track, I'll go to Balmoral instead, better people and less town employed whores.

1/29/2008 12:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That wasn't Maria Maher with J-Fed, it was J-Fed's 8 year old niece silly! The niece is taller and much prettier!

1/29/2008 12:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fed is not going to let Ron "Light in the loafers" Huberman his 1st Deputy. And dumbass, you think Huberman is going to take a 50% cut in salary to come back to the CPD?

Now go back to you 1-900 psychic hotline, you blogger troll!

1/29/2008 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I REALLY ENJOY YOUR COMMENTARIES, YOU SHOULD HAVE LONGER POST SOMETIMES.

IT MAKES THE BOYS THINK A LITTLE.

1/29/2008 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody said that the new supt wants to make Huberman the next first deputy supt.! LOL Too funny, maybe first massage boy! Quit smoking that weed with the Cicero cop, its messing up your mind!

1/29/2008 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maria Maher was on J-Fed's coat tails, a matter of fact she could hardly reach up that far!

1/29/2008 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We won't get long guns...shit, they took away tasers from us for crying out loud.

1/29/2008 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope what you wrote SCC becomes through.. decetralization is good may be if the dicks had to work in the same place all the time something would be accomplished.

Walked into a station to use the washroom today and two p/os asked me why the dicks were blowing them off. They talked to mister lard ass desk patronage cop who refused to send dicks. I called and related the facts to not embarass the unit and was told some one would be sent out.NOTNOT: Blew the police off again after the coppers let the victim leave when told originally no dicks responding. Even though victim was in phone contact the do nothings in the d unit find another way to blow off a job.
I couldnt help as I was running a witness to the grand jury after another weekend of fun in Chicago

J-Fed if you read this you are taking over a dead organization.

The CPD is a rotten smelly carp only fifteen percent of this department works. Every one should be rotated every two years, i see these j/os with inside jobs crucifying the blue shirt who do all the work on the department.

The inside jobs can all be traced to the CPD family tree, the same tree that has choked the heart and soul of the working men and women of this department.

The CPD is the nuclear holecaust
after the blast. My advice to you J-Fed is to rent, get a year to year lease, you will be better of.

1/29/2008 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am not a cop, but i am trying to get onto chicago. Have been waiting to take the physical since last november. And i would like to know if anyone has any idea when they will give that test, also how many people will they hire? Thanks everyone. And if the new superintendent is reading this there are certainly people out there waiting for the test who would be proud to be a chicago cop.

1/29/2008 01:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC: as much as I enjoy your blog, I have to disagree with you on the physical fitness matter. I think the new boss does have control over this, and I believe strongly that something should be done about it. Everyone had to pass a physical fitness test to get out of the academy, why not make it a condition of employment that you have to pass the test every year. Obviously the fat fucks would have to be grandfathered but make it policy from this point on, and also a condition for promotion from now on. The college and time in grade were added as conditions for promotion, why not this? Other departments do it as well as the military. Why continue to encourage the lazy culture that we have now? Why not have a department that we can be proud of?

1/29/2008 03:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT. Two-Ton Teddy Kennedy gave Obama a rousing endorsement Monday. I haven't seen him that stoked since he found out about Happy Hour. How can this pie-faced, bandy-legged, alcoholic sop have any credibility?
He has four states of existence: Drinking, drunk, hungover, and sleeping it off. What a pig.

1/29/2008 03:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will J-FED adopt the academy standard of BMI? They can mandate every officer to weigh in a pool to determine BMI. The goal is a BMI of 29. We have classes for recruits at the Art Institute in Chicago, Reverends training recruits on friendship classes, why not make it city wide? What will be the standards for middle management and exempts? Female officers following uniform standards? White shirts with actual white shirts! Have hope.

1/29/2008 06:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jodi should ask every exempt how many merit promotions they have recieved.

1/29/2008 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fed is way over hus head. He has no idea what he's gotten into.

1/29/2008 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He'll change whatever little Dick tells him to change.....

1/29/2008 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with what you say SCC. One priority is to get more firepower on the street. Through the grace of God we have been very fortunate so far here. How long our luck will hold is anybody's guess, but eventually we are going to have a situation where heavy weapons are needed and they won't be there or arrive too late. Granted, in our politically correct police department we have people who are barely competent enough to carry their duty weapon much less heavy weapons but that is the topic of a different post. Let the training to carry heavy weapons be voluntary, difficult and legit. (No calls from the likes of Starks and others to get their people through the training. I am not just picking on Starks, white and hispanic bosses do it also.)
Physical fitness should be a lifelong pursuit. It pays to stay in shape, you should do it on your own. If the department gives you more incentives, which they should, all the better. And oh yes I have three kids, am active in their lives and work side jobs. You can do it if you want to.
As for uniforms, pick one or two configurations and stick with them. Right now we have too many different uniforms we can wear. Do away with hats. Make them optional except for ceremonial occuasions.
Hopefully the new superintendent can get us equipment that works, new cars, radios that work more than 6 hours and computers that actually do what they are supposed to do.
I am one of the people who choose to wait and give the new guy a chance. The ride will be interesting. Good luck Mr Weis.

1/29/2008 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NEW ORLEANS — A vagrant wanted for questioning in a rape overpowered a police officer who was trying to handcuff him, then shot her to death with her own weapon Monday, police said.

The officer's death was a blow to this city, where hopes were high that a new year could hold back a wave of crime that has been a dark backdrop to the rebuilding effort since Hurricane Katrina.

"When it hits home like this, it hits you tremendously," said Police Superintendent Warren Riley, who was charged with energizing a demoralized police force in the 2005 storm's wake.

Officer Nicola Cotton, 24, approached the suspect in her police cruiser and began questioning him. When she tried to handcuff him he attacked her, and a seven-minute fight ensued, Riley said.

The officer managed to use her radio during the struggle to call for backup, but the man grabbed her weapon and shot her repeatedly, Riley said.

"I can tell you this officer fought with a man twice her size, and she fought very courageously," Riley said. "She followed procedure as far as we're concerned."

Riley said police have several witnesses to the shooting in a parking lot near a busy intersection in the crime-plagued Central City neighborhood and a few streets away from the district police station.

1/29/2008 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fed,...downsize the CAPS personel in the districts(including the ones hiding) it's way outta control, we need the manpower on the street!

1/29/2008 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:03 AM

You are either a naive ne'er-do-well, a masochist or just plain stupid.

1/29/2008 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I am one of the people who choose to wait and give the new guy a chance. The ride will be interesting. Good luck Mr Weis.

1/29/2008 08:22:00 AM"

I Noticed in your long winded Dummy Post, vehicles & computers were last on your list? You like 60% of the Goofs on this Job w/a gun fetish listed that as the Number 1 priority. I can see it now, "I got a deathtrap squadcar w/ 140k miles & inoperable computer but hey thanks for the M-16 Boss"
You all about style over substance. What a friggn low self esteem dummy, Sickening...

1/29/2008 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NEW ORLEANS

In a fatal struggle yesterday morning, NOPD Officer Nicola Cotton, 24, was disarmed by rape suspect Bernel Johnson, 44, while attempting to cuff him

Johnson shot the officer repeatedly with her own Glock .40 caliber pistol. Shooter in custody at scene by responding NOPD.

R.I.P. Off. NICOLA COTTON, NOPD

1/29/2008 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you kidding me does this goof no who calls the shots here ?

mr dick daley
mr i hate guns except the ones that protect me.

1/29/2008 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fed.....How about making these bosses pass at least one test??? One merit promotion per career please???

1/29/2008 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Jodi should ask every exempt how many merit promotions they have recieved.

1/29/2008 07:01:00 AM

He should also ask how many "merits " they have promoted!

1/29/2008 09:43:00 AM  
Blogger papa smurf said...

j-fed and rosey stopped at jillys on rush for a few cocktails and a chance to get acquainted. soon they began to make friends with people also at bar and both offered their business cards in case they ever needed help with something. the new friends said thank you, i'll put these cards with the other 30 or so cpd cards i already have from other friends. welcome to shitcago j-fed.

1/29/2008 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hook me up with the ceramic/synthetic material Glock. Hell Yeah!!

1/29/2008 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there are certainly people out there waiting for the test who would be proud to be a chicago cop.


Yea... I was proud too at first. It took all of about 5 years to ruin that. Now I just show up discusted and hope that I can someday go back to being a Cop. Answer your calls 1st & 16th is all that counts for you and your family.

1/29/2008 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT- PPO gets fired days from probation ending because a clerical error on his doctor's papers. AGAIN, an error not made by him. He corrected a nurse's mistake. He was a good working copper and some Inspector wanted to flex his muscles instead of looking at the facts. Watch out and be safe. This guy must have some position where he doesn't do nothing and needed to fire some poor PPO to justify his existence. Absolute BS

1/29/2008 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maher,Maurer,Hilliard,Caluris are advising the new Sup?Jesus Jump-up Christ..Buncha meglomaniacal Jagoffs..Hey,is Maurer gonna bring back Bazookas Kazukas to be his personal assistant?

1/29/2008 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1/28/2008 11:50:00 PM

Know what you are talking about before you comment.

Our radios, XTS 5000, are digital.

This is an educated guess on my part. The PD has too few receive cites for the city. The radios are probably on the lower end of their transmit power rating, which is 1-5 watts for UHF. There is a lot of RF in the city so there is bound to be some inter- modulation.

Finally, most of the police don't use proper radio operating techniques.

a) There is a several millisecond delay when we transmit, so key the radio, count 2, then speak. That way you don't cut off the begining of your transmission.

b) When running a name, giving a flash or other long transmissions, break (release the key) for a second during your message, and listen to see if someone is trying to talk to the dispatcher with an emergency, then continue.

c) More importantly, if you have two radios in a car, or are near other radios on the same frequency, turn the volume of the non-transmitting radio down to avoid feed-back.

1/29/2008 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get rid of the Central Control Group. The only reason why that was created was to make more clouted up hacks big bosses.

1/29/2008 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well How about all the different types of firearms we carry, I have a wheel gun. and I know nothing about the new fangled guns??????

1/29/2008 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am not a cop, but i am trying to get onto chicago. Have been waiting to take the physical since last november. And i would like to know if anyone has any idea when they will give that test, also how many people will they hire? Thanks everyone. And if the new superintendent is reading this there are certainly people out there waiting for the test who would be proud to be a chicago cop.



You think so, I give two years then after this department fucks over you tell us how proud you are.

1/29/2008 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bye bye Area "Gun" Teams. Going back to the watch!

1/29/2008 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He'll change whatever little Dick tells him to change.....


You got that right mister. He will be only a mouth piece for Daley. I would like to know how Daley got to the Judge insofar as the Shackmen degree goes. Back to business as usual, anyone know?

1/29/2008 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully the new superintendent can get us equipment that works, new cars, radios that work more than 6 hours and computers that actually do what they are supposed to do.




The wizard of OZ was done pick another movie.

1/29/2008 10:41:00 AM  
Blogger Ray said...

SCC said:
These are things that J-Fed can change. He can also reorganize bureaus, eliminate redundant and outdated spots, decentralize Area functions, introduce technologies, etc. In other words, make the Department run a little smoother with less waste.

I agree. That is what I want to see change. The DOC? Please. All they do is call the district, ask what is happening, and then have you come meet them so they can tell you what is happening in your district.
Central Control Group? We have 5 area bosses for the "5 areas". Why is there a need for a 6th?
Let the district commanders decide what is going to work in their districts. What works in 007 wont work in 019 and vice versa. Why not let the DC set his cars hours? Stop the micromanagement. The highest boss a patrol officer should ever deal with is area commander.

1/29/2008 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am not a cop, but i am trying to get onto chicago. Have been waiting to take the physical since last november. And i would like to know if anyone has any idea when they will give that test, also how many people will they hire? Thanks everyone. And if the new superintendent is reading this there are certainly people out there waiting for the test who would be proud to be a chicago cop.

1/29/2008 01:03:00 AM

DON'T TAKE THIS TEST! THE PAY IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS, AND THIS PLACE IS CROOKED!!!!! Go to the suburbs, where you dollar is still worth a dollar, people are not indicted left and right, the judges are not (as) crooked, and you can get yourself a nice house with good public schools with your salary. If you want the 'city cop experience' you have to try aurora, elgin, rockford etc. Think about it...we cannot carry shotguns here any more, and it's getting worse! LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP.

1/29/2008 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Commander of 003 (Who was a SGT 20 Months ago) told everyone in roll call last week." You all are going to get a uniform check soon. You need to use it to buy those new jackets." Asshat.

1/29/2008 11:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC: as much as I enjoy your blog, I have to disagree with you on the physical fitness matter. I think the new boss does have control over this, and I believe strongly that something should be done about it. Everyone had to pass a physical fitness test to get out of the academy, why not make it a condition of employment that you have to pass the test every year. Obviously the fat fucks would have to be grandfathered but make it policy from this point on, and also a condition for promotion from now on. The college and time in grade were added as conditions for promotion, why not this? Other departments do it as well as the military. Why continue to encourage the lazy culture that we have now? Why not have a department that we can be proud of?

1/29/2008 03:05:00 AM
Lets say you are a 50 something year old copper with a heart condition or a problem with a gland, or you have developed ashtma over the years, AFTER employment...are you fired? no, we are union, and it would be argued that the po's are sick...so the city would have to .....here it comes....PAY DISABILITY. There it is my friend. Look at all the fat dogs abusing the medical. Now, can you imagine how many LEGITIMATE disabilties we would have--lots of older coppers who can ride around cutting paper no problem, but that cannot jog around the block... Plus, there are few of us that last 10 years without some sort of body-altering incident ON THE JOB...I challenge you to find a 20 year vet who does not suffer from some affliction from this job....I have just over 10, and have already had surgery from a work related crash....Next time you fight joe on the street and are filling out an iod, think about how "fit"you are going to me in 20 years.

1/29/2008 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charles Williams and gang are attempting to get rid of the skull cap because he hates it, but can't.

Their solution: There will be a time frame you can wear the hat instead of outside ambient temperature like it is now.

1/29/2008 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YoU Wanna KNOW !!

JUST WATCH "DEMOLITION MAN"

Thats were we are heading !!

and FOR ALL YOU WAIT AND SEE GUYS/GALS !!

MY TOP 10 { WE WILLS }

1. We will be swiping in and out.

2. We will document every encounter with citizens.

3. We will lose weight.

4. We will do more seat belt checks.

5. We will have merit promotions of re-tards!!!

6. We will be held to a standard of personel and professional behavior that will be enforced by the NEW IAD.

7. We will get cameras in the cars.

8. We will not get a working
( D-UNIT ).

9. We will get a baby (SOS) its called TRU.

10. WE WILL MAKE FUN OF THE NEW SUP, AND HIS FLUNKIES !!!!!

1/29/2008 11:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am not a cop, but i am trying to get onto chicago. Have been waiting to take the physical since last november. And i would like to know if anyone has any idea when they will give that test, also how many people will they hire? Thanks everyone. And if the new superintendent is reading this there are certainly people out there waiting for the test who would be proud to be a chicago cop.

1/29/2008 01:03:00 AM

I sounded the same way from my test at UIC all the way to the acadamy. Then you see how many retards slide into this department. Then you go to a district and ride with dogs for a year straight while your a P.P.O. who wants to stop anything that moves. So all you really learn is how to dog/dodge a job and make lunch an hour. Lastly in this year of nothing as a P.P.O. in the district you figure out how many dogs there are and how fucked up this dept is. Hopefully you come from a police family and they will have a phone call for you. Then you can get with someone who will actually teach you something hopefully in a good district. Then maybe you wont get burned early by this job. You are a civilain as of now and civilians have no clue as to how fucked up this department is. Go fed go burb go state dont come here there is no future. We are no longer the "real police".

1/29/2008 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Police Officer Nicola Cotton
New Orleans Police Department
Louisiana
End of Watch: Monday, January 28, 2008

Biographical Info
Age: 24
Tour of Duty: 2 years
Badge Number: Not available

Incident Details
Cause of Death: Gunfire
Date of Incident: Monday, January 28, 2008
Weapon Used: Officer's handgun
Suspect Info: Apprehended

Officer Nicola Cotton was shot and killed while attempting to arrest a rape suspect in a parking lot off of Earhart Boulevard.

As she attempted to put a handcuff on the man, who was twice her size, he pulled away and began to struggle. During the struggle she lost control of her radio, but was able to recover it and called for assistance. As the struggle continued the suspect was then able to gain control of her duty weapon and shot her several times.

Responding units arrived at the scene approximately two minutes after she was shot and located the suspect still holding her service weapon. He was taken into custody by the responding officers.

Officer Cotton had served with the agency for 2 years

1/29/2008 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can he promote change when the problem (cancer) is in the upper echelon of the exempt ranks... the same ones he is relying on to "show him the ropes".

I overheard a captain talking the other day to our commander, and he said that the problem was the lack of leadership at the top. How true! We, the little guys in blue shirts, are the backbone of this Department, we are the ones that deal with all aspects of the public in day to day events, and we are the ones targeted for zero tolerance when it comes to any form of discipline.

Prior to the new Boss's arrival, we already have the existing "Cancer" in anticipation of his arrival, mandating stand up roll calls on the hour, zero tolerance on inspection and minor discrepancies.

How many in the Detective Division, or organized Crime and special functions have to do this? Yet, where has all of the trouble emanated from? When was the last time a "beat cop" got indicted for home invasions, stealing, etc. Why doesn't the "Cancer" address this in their attempts to suck up to the new boss?

Its easier to beat down the little guy who has no juice. At some point very soon, the little guy is going to "quit". And when we do, watch and see what happens to your crime rate watch the homicides spike.

The public encounters these so called specialized units on a rare basis, but they deal with us everyday. Who can cause the most harm by laying down? The detective division already has with their 36% clear up rate.

If the new guy wants to have any success at all, address the leadership at the uppermost levels first. You put the right people in there (actual leaders rather than totalitarians and dictators), and we'll respond. The leaders are still here, but hidden by the current regime who are intimidated by them.

1/29/2008 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fed was under the impression that Maria Maher lost her legs in Iraq as a Reservist service member till somebody informed J-Fed, no that is her actual height!

1/29/2008 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Laughing my ass off on this post!

Anonymous said...
That wasn't Maria Maher with J-Fed, it was J-Fed's 8 year old niece silly! The niece is taller and much prettier!

1/29/2008 12:01:00 AM

1/29/2008 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im a doughnut eating Fat Bastard. It took me over 30 yrs of my life to accept my repulsive physique and aint changing now. F*ck the fitness test and the chicken pay that comes with it. I aint losing 100 lbs, combing gel into my hair, and getting Botox injections. Im getting chicks with bellies as fat as mine and do them doggy-style. They dont have to look at me and I sure as hell aint looking at them. NOW, leave my fat ass alone and let me do police work.....buuuurp !

1/29/2008 12:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maria Maher was on J-Fed's coat tails, a matter of fact she could hardly reach up that far!

Make her pass a physical/test to make a promotion she is done

1/29/2008 12:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-FED = DALEY'S PUPPET

1/29/2008 12:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All of the exempts today got a message on their Blackberries, stating that effective 1 Feb. 08, all police department personnel will be required to swipe in and out. This order came from City Hall and not from J-Fed.

1/29/2008 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the idiots believing the TRU officers should have used discretion with the Cicero cop: please read that arrest report! He is a disrespectful ,racist hack! If they would have let him go he would have beefed and the officers would have been screwed. They would have been asked to produce the weed they found and dug themselves a hole. Guys, should a high ranking or any officer have been smoking, purchasing, or possessing illegal drugs be on this job? I think not! I extend professional courtesy every single time I can but courtesy is a two way street. He deserves what he is getting, and God knows Cicero will not fire him due to political reasons. Personally, I'm really not worried about if Cicero officers stop me with weed in my car if they will give me a break. It won't happen. Think about it!

1/29/2008 12:26:00 PM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

This city is way behind the times because of our politicians. They're out of touch with our community & not forward-thinking. Transit, employment, affordable, housing, etc.

It shocked me when I first moved back home... to see how far behind our police dept is and the lack of equipment/training. How are people supposed to do their job if they don't have the proper tools/training?

1/29/2008 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just checked with Kraft Foods. Effective Friday, February 1, Kool-Aid shipments to 3510 S. Michigan will be doubled.

Strictly railroad tank cars and 18-wheelers for HQ. However, Kraft will continue to deliver 55 gallon drums to the homes of all exempts on a weekly basis.

Stay thirsty, my friend.

1/29/2008 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off the topic

What happened here????? Police shoot and kill another off duty P.O. in White Plains, NY

http://cbs4denver.com/national/white.plains.shooting.2.638784.html

1/29/2008 01:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Illinois Gun owner here,

Sorry the CPD keeps the AR's from ya,
but if Chicago style gun control is going to work, you all should be disarmed like your fellow Chicago FOID holder.

Untill gun control is lifted from the citizens, whats good for the goose, is good for the gander.

Sign
Gun Owner tired of the gun control bills comming from Chicago

1/29/2008 02:38:00 PM  
Blogger flyonthewall said...

Morale: This to me is the most important thing that needs to be restored. CPD has been taking hit after hit in the news and everywhere else, the good things that are done on a daily basis are overlooked. Making your dime bag pinches may not be newsworthy, but ,making large-scale dope pinches is. It would be nice to see the new boss standing before the microphones with the officer(s) involved and telling the world, "you see, we do it right more often than not". When it's a good shoot, stand up there and tell the world "this mope was 19 with a sheet longer than a toilet paper roll, he pulled a gun and we shot him". The latest media circus of the "black asst. Chief of Cicero" getting pinched in Englewood with pot would be the first order of business. He will plead innocent with a his lawyer attached to his hip. Once he's found guilty, J-Fed could stand before the press and say how disgusted he is with this "officer of the law" and talk about the accusations this POS is throwing around...planted dope, he's a good person etc. Yea J-Fed, you stand up once he's convicted and dress him down, you'd have the vote of the troops...no doubt.

1/29/2008 02:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And if the new superintendent is reading this there are certainly people out there waiting for the test who would be proud to be a chicago cop.

1/29/2008 01:03:00 AM

come back in 5 years and see if you think the same way! I know I dont

1/29/2008 02:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was told I have to swipe in and out. WTF! Can J-Fed make us do that?

1/29/2008 03:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dgtal radios are on their way. OEMC is working on it now

1/29/2008 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1/29/2008 07:53:00 AM

"He'll change whatever little Dick tells him to change....."
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Amen

1/29/2008 03:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Breaking News: as of 01 Feb, all cpd swipe in and out. Heard it here 1st.

1/29/2008 03:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You Could Say the Same Thing About the Media in Chicago and the Chicago Police

General Giap was leader of the North Vietnamese Army.

The following quote is from his memoirs currently found in the Vietnam war memorial in Hanoi :

"What we still don't understand is why you Americans stopped the bombing of Hanoi You had us on the ropes. If you had pressed us a little harder, just for another day or two, we were ready to surrender! It was the same at the battles of TET. You defeated us! We knew it, and we thought you knew it. But we were elated to notice your media was definitely helping us. They were causing more disruption in America than we could in the battlefields. We were ready to surrender. You had won!"

General Giap has published his memoirs and confirmed what most Americans knew. The Vietnam war was not lost in Vietnam -- it was lost at home. The exact same slippery slope, sponsored by the US media, is currently well underway in regards to the War on Terror and the conflict in Iraq and Afghanistan. Giap's writings expose the enormous power of a biased media to cut out the heart and will of the American people.

A truism worthy of note:
Do not fear the enemy, for they can take only your life.
Fear the media far more, for they will destroy your honor.

1/29/2008 03:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They can grandfather in fitness standards if the FOP agrees with it. It will not apply to those that are already on. It will be optional.

1/29/2008 04:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard J-Fed was so impressed by shavedlongcock@yahoo.com 's posting that he e-mailed him for a meeting! Let us know how it went Shavedlongcock!

1/29/2008 04:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the army has a physical fitness standard why shouldn't our cops have that as well?

1/29/2008 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jodi should ask every exempt how many merit promotions they have recieved.

1/29/2008 07:01:00 AM

Very funny

But he should just to get a feel and see who is going to lie

1/29/2008 04:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am not a cop, but i am trying to get onto chicago. Have been waiting to take the physical since last november.....

1/29/2008 01:03:00 AM

*********************************

Try going to
www.officer.com go to the Forums tab, local discussions, and click Illinois. There are allot of people just like you sharing information about where they are in the process. This will help. Good luck getting hired.
Please ignore all of these negative comments. This is a great job with a great upside. Do your job and you will never have a bad day. 21 years and still loving it..

1/29/2008 04:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Morons! This is The Hall's guy, for goodness sake. He's not a real police chief. He'll do just what the Justice Dept demands and then what Daley wants. Now stop it already. "Long guns" - oh God.

1/29/2008 05:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 1/29/2008 12:05:00 AM

I must have missed it---who is your message directed at? Who suggested Huberman as 1st deputy?

1/29/2008 05:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I must disagree with one of the above posts...I think the hats should be mandatory to be worn every time you get out of your car...the State Police have that code and if they are caught "out of their cars without their hat" it is a day off...plain and simple...that is what distinguishes them ...their uniform...they look neat and mean business...I think the baseball hats are goofy and command ZERO respect...we need to go back to what this department means....I say make a strict uniform policy which will in turn make people respect us more and we would respect ourselves more! We need to get rid of these multiple uniform configurations.....we need two dress uniforms..and maximum two every day uniforms period...I say regular pants and cargo pants are fine....but fuck the rest of the shit...dickies,baseball hats,gym shoes...we need to look like professionals not goofs or pit crews.

1/29/2008 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am not a cop, but i am trying to get onto chicago. Have been waiting to take the physical since last november. And i would like to know if anyone has any idea when they will give that test, also how many people will they hire? Thanks everyone. And if the new superintendent is reading this there are certainly people out there waiting for the test who would be proud to be a chicago cop.

1/29/2008 01:03:00 AM

Not sure when they will give another test they have a ton of people waiting to go through the process now.

And they had a power test at Homan today that started at 1600. Not sure if this was the first or the second didn't get a chance to stop and talk to any of the people there.

I heard from some of the people in dick's school the academy was pretty empty while they were there. I wouldn't expect too many classes very soon, maybe one here or there we all know they have to reallocate that money else where until middle/end of the year.

1/29/2008 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Senora Sherlock - Maher??

1/29/2008 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the nickname for former 222 driver goof should be "The Bride of Chucky," since his mouth is always stuck on C. Williams' ass.

1/29/2008 06:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

103am, glad you are proud now, I think we all were when we first got hired. This will change you after a few years. Its not as fun as it looks from the outside, not anymore at least

1/29/2008 06:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Senora Sherlock: Corrupt Chicago political influence at its ugliest and most obvious.

Give her a window office at Streets & San and make Capt. John Farrell the Chief of Detectives, if not J-Fed's first deputy.

Without credibility and respect, morale is hopeless.

Capt. Farrell has complete credibility, the admiration and respect of the entire CPD.

Even as a sergeant, Maher was in over her head.

1/29/2008 06:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait until a North Hollywood Shootout occurs? It happened ONE TIME in L.A; and now all you 2 year wanna-bees want to patrol around with M-16's? Do us a favor, Quit and join the Military. It's far more scarey having goofs who cant even hit a moving target or stationary target with a handgun running around with a Zapper type of firepower. Besides, the military teaches soldiers that if ANYONE hostile is trying to disarm them of their M-16 or any other weapon they are armed with, , to kill them immediately, period. Is the Daley Administration going to teach you this so some psycho doesn't take your M-16 out of your puppy/newbee , just had a cheeseburger and a Slurpy on Division and Rush Street hands, and start gunning down everything on the streets? I don't think so. So wake up kid, join reality here, or head to Iraq if you think it will make you a tough-Guy. I'm sure they'll be glad to give you a zapper in Iraq, after several months of training on how to use it, clean it, and how to not get it taken away from you. Get with the REAL WORLD KID. This ain't tv or the movies. Learn to use what ya got , and be deadly effective with it. As they say, Beware the Man with just one gun, he probably knows how to use it well.

1/29/2008 07:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In about 30 days you guys are going to be begging for Dana Starks!! Ha ha ha ha ha

1/29/2008 07:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Senora Sherlock has as much business in the high command of the CPD as does bin Laden in the Vatican.

1/29/2008 07:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forget physical fitness, unless it's voluntary. The first overweight cop who is forced to exercise as a condition of employment and drops dead will leave a rich widow after the giant lawsuit. Any dope would know this will happen. How about getting some healthy food in the filthy vendeterias, not the Potato Chip factories we have now.. How about some real good Health Club discounts for CPD, not just a buck or 2 off membership. How about our decades long shiftwork, rotating days off, court , etc,and how about only working 5 days in a row like the rest of the normal working world does, and maybe we could have time to do something physically healthy for ourselves. The FOP has been useless at this, just giving the BS line that a somewhat recent poll of CPD officers was a virtual tie as to who wanted to continue the 6 Day workweek and who wanted to go to 4 10 hr. days. Suuuuuure. What A bunch of phony Dumb-Fucks.

1/29/2008 07:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC: as much as I enjoy your blog, I have to disagree with you on the physical fitness matter......
--------------------------------
I'm gonna agree with this. I don't think holding all sworn personnel to a MINIMUM standard of physical fitness is out of line for the supt/city to require. I'm talking, MINIMUM standards here, people. Like, be able to run a mile without needing cardiac resucitation! Sgt Brian S in 024 is a perfect example. GREAT guy, good boss, but an embarassment to the uniform. No exaggeration, the guy is sweating and out of breath from walking across the parking lot. There is no way this guy was in this kind of shape when he came on. The policies or LACK THEREOF of the department has ALLOWED him to get like this. It's a shame. Like I said, I'm not talking stringent requirements here.

1/29/2008 07:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I agree with what you say SCC. One priority is to get more firepower on the street.




you people are CRAZY! ***LAST*** thing on his mind is to give CPD coppers RIFLES. pls get a clue.

1/29/2008 07:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1/29/2008 12:00:00 AM

Your words are too true!

I grew up in Cicero, finally left a few years into high school. I remember the police dept there being so corrupt that state police came in for like a week and ran operations.

1/29/2008 07:57:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

We deleted a couple extra long thousand word essays. Sorry, but we warned people. Break it up into bite sized chunks or start another blog.

1/29/2008 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC: as much as I enjoy your blog, I have to disagree with you on the physical fitness matter. I think the new boss does have control over this, and I believe strongly that something should be done about it. Everyone had to pass a physical fitness test to get out of the academy, why not make it a condition of employment that you have to pass the test every year. Obviously the fat fucks would have to be grandfathered but make it policy from this point on, and also a condition for promotion from now on. The college and time in grade were added as conditions for promotion, why not this? Other departments do it as well as the military. Why continue to encourage the lazy culture that we have now? Why not have a department that we can be proud of?


Dear Retard,

This fat fuck has forgotten more about how to do police work than you will ever learn. In typical yuppie fashion, you've equated physical health with mental health. Doesn't work that way. Crawl back into your gym and guzzle your banana power drink.

1/29/2008 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1/29/2008 01:03:00 AM

Too bad you got more negative response than positive. This job is a great job and I am proud to be a Chicago Policeman. If you don't want to work or hate your job, QUIT! GOOD RIDDANCE.

1/29/2008 08:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
All of the exempts today got a message on their Blackberries, stating that effective 1 Feb. 08, all police department personnel will be required to swipe in and out. This order came from City Hall and not from J-Fed.

1/29/2008 12:10:00 PM

.............

Not a problem. I am always on time and If I have to work ONE minute overtime I expect to be paid for it.

1/29/2008 08:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Richie Scotchbreath here, Sup my days are numbered and I have one request please put me on a shift so I still have time to get fd-up. Thank u in advance and love your cat meow meow

1/29/2008 08:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I am not a cop, but i am trying to get onto chicago. Have been waiting to take the physical since last november. And i would like to know if anyone has any idea when they will give that test, also how many people will they hire? Thanks everyone. And if the new superintendent is reading this there are certainly people out there waiting for the test who would be proud to be a Chicago cop."

You guess is as good as ours. The whole process usually takes between 1 and 2 years. Good Luck and welcome aboard.

1/29/2008 08:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To "Breaking News: as of 01 Feb, all cpd swipe in and out. Heard it here 1st."

Let's see...swipe in and out on a machine from a company that's out of business. I'll believe it when I see it. Like everything else. I can't wait for the exempt interview with J-Fed. Bye Bye Asshats!!

1/29/2008 08:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHINING WIMPS who feel we should get health club discounts before we agree to get into shape.!
Maybe your undertaker will give your family a discount for your XXX/L
casket.

Look in a mirror lardass. Quit blaming rotating shifts and working conditions for you total lack of self respect.

Walk around the block a few times fatso, instead of eating more donuts.

I've been on this job 27 years, in a beat car, and I weigh seven puunds more than the day I started.

Remember when we had all those signs in districts that said, Does your appearance command respect? They should bring them back tomorrow!


How can anyone expect citizens to respect him when he /she obviously has no respect for himself/herself?

Grow up boys/girls. Eat less, work more, it really works.

1/29/2008 08:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forget physical fitness, unless it's voluntary. The first overweight cop who is forced to exercise as a condition of employment and drops dead will leave a rich widow after the giant lawsuit. Any dope would know this will happen. How about getting some healthy food in the filthy vendeterias, not the Potato Chip factories we have now.. How about some real good Health Club discounts for CPD, not just a buck or 2 off membership.
---------------------------------
Oh yeah...that'd do it! Healthy stuff in the vending machines and discounts at health clubs! Hmmmm, probably not going to happen, but HEY! How 'bout this?? How about you steer your fat a$$ away from the vending machines, and use the brand new, FREE gym at the academy. Grow up, and start taking responsiblity for your own health & well-being. Quit blaming the job you chose for your fat a$$!

1/29/2008 08:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll work out for the job when they give me 2 hours during my tour to workout! I Jody "fun boy" weis wants to look like he juices with Roger Clemons thats fine. We have bigger problems, then again Jody isn't here to help. HE IS THE ENEMY!

1/29/2008 09:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I Noticed in your long winded Dummy Post, vehicles & computers were last on your list? You like 60% of the Goofs on this Job w/a gun fetish listed that as the Number 1 priority. I can see it now, "I got a deathtrap squadcar w/ 140k miles & inoperable computer but hey thanks for the M-16 Boss"
You all about style over substance. What a friggn low self esteem dummy, Sickening...

1/29/2008 09:12:00 AM
What is sickening is that you are a coward and a liberal.....go smoke weed you stinky hippie.

1/29/2008 09:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What with the fat bosses in 14
holy cow
physical fitness??????
someone please help.....
J
O
D
I

1/29/2008 09:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm gonna agree with this. I don't think holding all sworn personnel to a MINIMUM standard of physical fitness is out of line for the supt/city to require. I'm talking, MINIMUM standards here, people. Like, be able to run a mile without needing cardiac resucitation! Sgt Brian S in 024 is a perfect example. GREAT guy, good boss, but an embarassment to the uniform. No exaggeration, the guy is sweating and out of breath from walking across the parking lot. There is no way this guy was in this kind of shape when he came on. The policies or LACK THEREOF of the department has ALLOWED him to get like this. It's a shame. Like I said, I'm not talking stringent requirements here.

1/29/2008 07:24:00 PM

how about the fluff look a like tact sgt in 023 I dont think this goof has seen his parts in DECADES! Very nice guy, but come on... that gut SCREAMS massive coronary!

1/29/2008 09:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the one who posted CICERO SUCKS, PERIOD!
I will agree that there is a lot of things gone wrong in Cicero. I guess you could say the same for Chicago. It is a rough time to be the Police right now and I know that there is much tention out there. Just to let you know, there is no tention between Chicago and Cicero! Just because one person made a mistake (or is accused), don't let that change your views of other good Officers and people in that town. Some of us were not as lucky to be with Chicago or made that choice. You may keep your opinion and I respect that. But please don't sway the rest of the readers toward negativity against that town. We will all get through these rough times. And just to let you know, all roads lead through Cicero, and we will be there if you need our assistance. The old days are gone and there are a lot of good Police Officers there who want to make a change for the better. Thank you

1/29/2008 09:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's the problem... whether you like it or not, you get paid on the 1st and 16th to perform a job! You lazy fucks are so proud to claim "1st and 16th" and "20 and a day" and "KMA" but yet you seem to forget that you have A JOB TO DO TO EARN ALL OF THAT!!!

And part of that job may include being to physically overtaking an individual committing a crime. last I checked, the average criminal doesnt go down without a fight. And crime happens at all hours of the day in every neighborhood of the city. So unless you are atleast in good enough shape to wrestle with a guy 20 years younger than you until backup arrives QUIT THE FUCKING JOB!!!

If you have a heart problem, asthma, hip replacement, glaucoma...etc etc QUIT THE FUCKING JOB AND DO SOMETHING THAT ALLOWS YOU TO HAVE THE ISSUES!!! My tax dollars are paying for a working, able police force... not some broken down rats ass fat fuck club that has a weak ass union that is afraid to tell the rank and file to be able to walk around the fucking block!

you wonder why the ISP is respected... THEY HAVE PHYSICAL FITNESS REQUIREMENTS! I hope this new Supt says fuck you, get in shape. I hope he finds a loop hole that says if you want your pension, if you want your extra checks, if you want your medical GET IN SHAPE! Negotiate with the insurance to require physicals and have a sliding scale for insurance premiums! FUCK YOU FAT FUCK COPS! I am a cop, 10 years on, and I am 45 years old and in the best shape of my life! There is no excuse! Im all for Jody shitting all over FOP on this on!

you people crack me up, by the way... bitch all day long about the union, but as soon as someone may require you to get in shape... YOU CRY CONTRACT AND UNION!!! YOU NOW DEMAND PROTECTION HILARIOUS!

1/29/2008 09:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"There is no way this guy was in this kind of shape when he came on."

Actually he was. The only Wagon Guy I knew of that looked the part w/o having one service bar on his sleeve yet.
Funny how fitness has become an issue AFTER the 300lb Supe is gone...

1/29/2008 09:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I must disagree with one of the above posts...I think the hats should be mandatory to be worn every time you get out of your car...the State Police have that code and if they are caught "out of their cars without their hat" it is a day off...plain and simple...that
---------------------

Does ISP have to put their hat on when they are jumping out of their car to break up an on view fight of 2 dozen "males" at 59/morgan??

Don't think so....shove your hat up your a$$

1/29/2008 09:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's see...swipe in and out on a machine from a company that's out of business. I'll believe it when I see it. Like everything else. I can't wait for the exempt interview with J-Fed. Bye Bye Asshats!!
__________________________________

http://www.kronos.com/

not outof business asshat

1/29/2008 09:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What is sickening is that you are a coward and a liberal.....go smoke weed you stinky hippie.

1/29/2008 09:22:00 PM"

The truth will set you free Tackleberry. I'm not the one who has to compensate for his lack of manhood by carrying around an Automatic Rifle. BOOYAH!!

1/29/2008 09:59:00 PM  
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1/29/2008 10:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1-radio
12-rounds
1-partner

NO - microslates,tasers,rapid cars, gang teams, 40 man tact teams,swat teams, saturation teams,gun teams,...
WE had a team ! WE had fun
NO gimme this, gimme that..little girly whining,snitching,beefing,
I wasn't promoted..must be a scam, the media said a bad thing about us, the politicians wont back us up.
Hollywood shootouts?? gimme a **** break, half of you can't even beat somebody up right or lie or steal without getting yourselves hurt..
Rifles ??? right away
Put the remote down..
Gee Mr. Wilson,they won't listen to me. "Go to bed Dennis".

1/29/2008 10:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jodi should ask every exempt how many merit promotions they have recieved.

1/29/2008 07:01:00 AM


It does not matter how many merit promotions received as long as their un-qualified asses were able to pucker up!

Status Quo same as usual after J-FED gets here! It'll take him 6 months to figure out everything!

1/29/2008 10:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Illinois Gun owner here,

Sorry the CPD keeps the AR's from ya,
but if Chicago style gun control is going to work, you all should be disarmed like your fellow Chicago FOID holder.

Untill gun control is lifted from the citizens, whats good for the goose, is good for the gander.

Sign
Gun Owner tired of the gun control bills comming from Chicago

1/29/2008 02:38:00 PM




Just thank our rotten mayor for all of the gun control. lot of good it did !

1/29/2008 10:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To "Breaking News: as of 01 Feb, all cpd swipe in and out. Heard it here 1st."

Cool, that also means I get Overtime without a Watch Commanders Approval because it is documented! I'm gonna get paid biatches!

1/29/2008 10:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think we should have uniforms all one color like some of the burbs do. blue, black. Hell its 2008 maybe CPD could wear pink. I know all the citizens in 23 Would like it.

1/29/2008 10:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"One merit promotion per career please???" - 9:31 AM

Being a mole spouting bullshit doesn't become you, "merit" boss.

ABSOLUTELY NO "MERIT" PROMOTIONS! Got it? Zero. Zilch. Zip. Nada. None.

You know and we know that unless and until "merit" is unequivocally defined in writing, it's political corruption. Period.

1/29/2008 10:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure, I'll swipe in and out!

When I'm 15 minutes over my time, I'll be sure to make a complaint with the EEOC everytime to get paid overtime!

It's the labor law!

Be very careful what you wish for Chicago P.D.!

1/29/2008 10:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I.Q. tests for the entire department, particularly ALL white shirts.

It's time to cull the imbeciles from the herd.

1/29/2008 10:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Breaking News: as of 01 Feb, all cpd swipe in and out. Heard it here 1st.

1/29/2008 03:41:00 PM

That does NOT mean they'll get more activity out of me!

1/29/2008 10:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently we have to swipe in 7 min or less before the start and the same thing at the checkoff. Sounds like we are staying at work 8.5 hours with lunch included.

1/29/2008 10:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Even as a sergeant, Maher was in over her head." - 6:51 PM

Pun intended?

It's beyond dispute. Farrell would give J-Fed's administration big-time credibility with the troops.

1/29/2008 10:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how about Sgt DON V from 14th dist. this guy stinks to high heaven. along with a one of the stupidest white shirts around.

1/29/2008 10:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As they say, Beware the Man with just one gun, he probably knows how to use it well.

1/29/2008 07:00:00 PM

O.K., I'll call bullshit on this. I believe I should beware of the copper that only has one gun and still has to look at it to work the controls. There are a lot of coppers who dread annual qualifications and that's who I worry about. You think a cop who isn't into shooting would try to qualify with a M-4?

1/29/2008 10:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1/29
7:24pm
Sgt. B.S. in 024 was the biggest fat assed PPO anybody ever saw on this job. That is a fact. I will not talk about his lack of police work or his lack of courage as a PPO or as a PO just ask some old timers in 024. He may never have won a fight or been in one but he sure can occupy a bar stool and drink beer. So yes before this department hired young hair gel metrosexual coppers who shave their body hair and think muscles make you the police we had B.S. who was the fattest PPO ever to come out of the academy. THAT IS A FACT!!!!!!!!!!!!

1/29/2008 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
To the idiots believing the TRU officers should have used discretion with the Cicero cop: please read that arrest report! He is a disrespectful ,racist hack! If they would have let him go he would have beefed and the officers would have been screwed. They would have been asked to produce the weed they found and dug themselves a hole. Guys, should a high ranking or any officer have been smoking, purchasing, or possessing illegal drugs be on this job? I think not! I extend professional courtesy every single time I can but courtesy is a two way street. He deserves what he is getting, and God knows Cicero will not fire him due to political reasons. Personally, I'm really not worried about if Cicero officers stop me with weed in my car if they will give me a break. It won't happen. Think about it!

1/29/2008 12:26:00 PM

Thanks Tru for locking up his stupid ass! A pos! Why give that dopehead a break kudos to tru a doper is a doper! Lucky he did not kill anoyone was the jagoff drunk also?

1/29/2008 10:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ALL U FITNESS FREAKS WANT A STANDARD NOW?

HOW ABOUT THE OLD TIMER WITH BAD TICKER SCREW'EM?

HOW ABOUT ALL R BROTHERS ON LIMITED DUTY FOR LIFE? FIRE'EM

R U GOIN TO TELL ME THAT IF YOU CAN RUN AROUND A TRACK IN A SET TIME YOU R SOME KINDA OF ATHLETE.
HOW MANY PEOPLE OUT THERE CAN TAKE ON A HYPE ALL ALONE?

IS THE SIT UP GOING TO MAKE YOUR STOMACH ROCK HARD? WILL IT MAKE IT SO YOUR GUN IS NOT TAKEN AWAY IN A DOMESTIC.

IS THE TOUCH YOUR TOE TEST GOING TO GIVE YOU THE ABILITY TO JUMP A SIX FOOT FENCE.

WAKE UP LADIES THE FITNESS TEST IS BULLSHIT! WE NEED TACTICS,FIREARM RETENTION, GROUND FIGHTING AND BASIC STREET SURVIVAL.

PLEASE DONT TELL ME YOU HAVE IT EITHER FOR ALL THOSE YEARS ON THE STREET EITHER. I'VE BEEN AT MANY SCENES WHERE THE OFFICER DONT EVEN PULL OUT THEIR WEAPON OR WAIST TIME WITH COMPLIANCE MOVES WHEN FULL STRIKING WAS THE CORRECT METHOD TO USE.

REMEMBER FEDS MAKE DONT MAKE TRAFFIC STOPS OR GO ON 10-20 CALLS A DAY. THEY WORK ON 1-2 CASES IN THE OFFICE AND READ ALOT. AND ASK THEM IF THEY GET CR NUMBERS?

1/29/2008 11:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Illinois Gun owner here,

Sorry the CPD keeps the AR's from ya,
but if Chicago style gun control is going to work, you all should be disarmed like your fellow Chicago FOID holder.

Untill gun control is lifted from the citizens, whats good for the goose, is good for the gander.

Sign
Gun Owner tired of the gun control bills comming from Chicago

1/29/2008 02:38:00 PM

Hey Goof,

Most of the shit heads CPD has to worry about wouldn't mind shootin your ass either. The shit heads have access to more powerful weapons and could care less about foid cards. We are talking about arming the police at work. Do you think ALL cops want to personally buy AR 's and jerk off too them at home like you want to do?? Get a clue and stay off this site TROLL

1/29/2008 11:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how about Sgt DON V from 14th dist. this guy stinks to high heaven. along with a one of the stupidest white shirts around.
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u mean yellow shirt

1/29/2008 11:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Te first thing J Fed should learn is that the CPD has lots of bosses and VERY FEW leaders.
Hopefully he can get a quick 15,00,000 dollar grant for about 500 new cars. We could actually start getting some cars in within 2 or 3 weeks, then one more week to equip them.

1/29/2008 11:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What makes your day suck on the street?

*My gun is too small? My gun is isn't cool enough? Ahhhhh....no.

*The cop I'm working with is dressed differently? I look real good in this uniform, but a guy working another car is on the chubby side? Ahhhhh.....no.

*My top boss (at least in patrol) thinks I'm a piece of shit that he has to wipe off his shoe, so he punishes me by making me do useless shit like outdoor rollcalls, seatbelt missions, getting event numbers for all sorts of bull shit so he can PRETEND that he made good police work happen (instead of the make work that it is)? Ahhhhh....yes.

*Not enough co-workers to help out on the street so once in awhile I can do that cool police work I got on the job to do, but instead I have to do worthless missions, answer every retard job, and just try to see if I can take a lunch? Ahhhhh...yes.


When the asskissing bosses (all of the bosses, basically) realize that they exist to help US do a better job, not that we exist to help them GET a better job, then maybe things will turn around. Until then, fuck 'em.

1/29/2008 11:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think about this... how did the department impose that you needed college. New hires must have college. OK that covers the new guys. So how did they impose the college standard with incumbent officers. Make it a condition of promotion. The City can impose any rule they want in regards to promotion. So, want to get promoted...get in shape. There you have it, a fitness standard without violating the contract. They have an angle for everything.

1/29/2008 11:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you people crack me up, by the way... bitch all day long about the union, but as soon as someone may require you to get in shape... YOU CRY CONTRACT AND UNION!!! YOU NOW DEMAND PROTECTION HILARIOUS!


****************8
im young and in shape and still work in patrol... but you know what.. your a complete stroke. ive got a feeling your one of the guys that nobody likes. ive only got 6 years on but i think once youve got 25 years or so on youll change your tone. why dont you let the coppers who have 20 years on do there own thing. i think they have deserved it putting up with this city for that long. judging by your cute little speach you are not cpd. go write your mover troop.. or whatever lame ass suburb you work for

1/29/2008 11:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 1/29/2008 09:12:00A.M.

I am the guy who posted the "long winded dummy post" as you call it. New cars, working computers and working radios are every bit as important as weapons, that is why I didn't number my recommendations.
I hope you are not the poor copper who someday needs heavy weapons and they are not available.

1/30/2008 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To: 1/29/2008 09:55:00 PM

From: An office who has found the better way.

Subject: It takes a village to raise an idiot.

I was the 2nd youngest in my entire academy class (two jacket nylon saucer cap class) and when I worked I was always "hands on." Well many full moons later with many IOD's, scars, mended bones etc, certain things said and done by the old timers started to make sense. It is easier to be the talking Po-leece then it is recovering from injuries. I can care less how great of shape you are, time will take its toll on you. Be safe everyone and give your youngens a big smooch when you get home.

1/30/2008 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck the fattie bosses and how about cracking down on the coo coo and bipolar bosses we have on this department huh

1/30/2008 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess what everybody, this job ain't perfect, and neither is life. I wish I could live out of the city, made more money, make rank etc. Sometimes I wonder how many of us have actually worked a real job, where you have to work for a living and produce, such as construction laborer, dock hand, sales etc. Many of us who are so angry, bitter and unhappy should do all of us, yourselves and your families a favor and quit. And yes, I have twenty years plus on the job, and work a beat car in a district.

1/30/2008 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Here's the problem... whether you like it or not, you get paid on the 1st and 16th to perform a job! You lazy fucks are so proud to claim "1st and 16th" and "20 and a day" and "KMA" but yet you seem to forget that you have A JOB TO DO TO EARN ALL OF THAT!!!


************

I have just three words for pal, SUCK MY BALLS. I wanted to re-post your nonsense but it was just waaaay too long so I think I speak for alot of cops when I tell you to SUCK MY BALLS. You are'nt the police and thats a fact. And to you f'n idiots ranting and raving on how Illinois state Police wears their uniforms compared to how we wear ours..........there is no comparison assholes cause they dont do half of the work and job load of a cpd officer. Im not rippin on ISP cause I know a few and they are on of the most respected state police in the country buuuuuuuuut....... lets be honest, you either see them on a median, or an accident site...thats it! Except for the occasional traffic stop here and there.

1/30/2008 01:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Retard,

This fat fuck has forgotten more about how to do police work than you will ever learn. In typical yuppie fashion, you've equated physical health with mental health. Doesn't work that way. Crawl back into your gym and guzzle your banana power drink.

1/29/2008 07:57:00 PM

Actually, exercise has been shown to improve brain function as well as fend off insidious conditions such as diabetes and heart disease, as well as cancer. A recent study (all over the news the last couple of days) concluded that people who exercise have the DNA of sedentary people ten years younger. What many people fail to understand is that the benefits of exercise can be achieved without spending half one's life in the gym to bulk up. By the way, one of my old partners is a fat guy, and I learned more from him than anyone I ever worked with. Which is why it will break my heart when his heart gives out because he won't take care of himself. Peace.

1/30/2008 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does ISP have to put their hat on when they are jumping out of their car to break up an on view fight of 2 dozen "males" at 59/morgan??

Don't think so....shove your hat up your a$$

Why would you do that? must be new, hahaha let em fight, who cares...

1/30/2008 02:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no war with Cicero Pd aganist Chicago Pd. All cops are not the same. Just like chicago has bad apples Cicero does too.

1/30/2008 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you people crack me up, by the way... bitch all day long about the union, but as soon as someone may require you to get in shape... YOU CRY CONTRACT AND UNION!!! YOU NOW DEMAND PROTECTION HILARIOUS!

1/29/2008 09:55:00 PM

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Maybe we can get HGH from Stallone who admits he uses it to get in shape for films. He claims men need it after 40. So we all should use HGH so we can beat up and take down these offenders? The city doesnt want intimidating coppers , if so they would have kept height standard, they hire more women than men and most of the hires are like 5'7 average and fat already, so........GO FUCK YOURSELF and your tax money!

1/30/2008 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 1/29/08 @ 9:57pm....Why would you do that?? Cauz....you're a goof!! Why do youi give a fuck about what the people at 59/Morgan do ?? And why would you "Jump out of your car" to help them?? RETARD

1/30/2008 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Te first thing J Fed should learn is that the CPD has lots of bosses and VERY FEW leaders.
Hopefully he can get a quick 15,00,000 dollar grant for about 500 new cars. We could actually start getting some cars in within 2 or 3 weeks, then one more week to equip them.

1/29/2008 11:28:00 PM

The boy scouts have leaders we have clouted dummy hacks! 1 week to equip them for what 1 car? fleet is a total disaster like everything daley deals in unless he and his street crew get their cut nothing is ever done! Simple as that!

1/30/2008 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The BackUp

http://www.the-backup.com/buy/commercial.php

1/30/2008 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I hope you are not the poor copper who someday needs heavy weapons and they are not available.

1/30/2008 12:16:00 AM"

No worries there Boyo.
If it comes to that point, I'll call a Broken Arrow on the Citywide& greenlight a Naplam Strike on my Position.

ARE WE CLEAR??

1/30/2008 12:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FOOLS!!!!


This job has nothing to do with law enforcement.

This job has everything to do with reducing the City's exposure to civil liability.

1/30/2008 01:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am scheduling a hot dog eating contest for the 8th District in honor of the new superintendant.

1/30/2008 01:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need physical fitness standards on the job!!

We must be able to flee situations that could result in conflict.

All officers must be able to touch their toes...ok...their knees....alright.....their belt.

1/30/2008 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not a problem. I am always on time and If I have to work ONE minute overtime I expect to be paid for it.

1/29/2008 08:21:00 PM

-------------------

You were not authorized to take that one minute of overtime.

You're fired!

1/30/2008 01:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People now that we have to swipe in & out, please make sure you take two 15 minute personals and the 1/2 hour lunch you are entitled to. When you stay 5 minutes past your time on an arrest, fill out the pretty yellow slip. Don't let the bosses try to talk you out of it either.

1/30/2008 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So unless you are atleast in good enough shape to wrestle with a guy 20 years younger than you until backup arrives QUIT THE FUCKING JOB!!!

* Pepper Spray, Baton, Asp. Look at the Use of Force Model.

1/30/2008 01:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cicero cops, dont' worry about what some of the punks are writing on this board. They speak for themselves, not for all of us.

1/30/2008 01:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This order came from City Hall and not from J-Fed.

**None of the shit you have been seeing has come from J-Fed. The man isn't official as of yet. The's orders are coming from Da Mayor and all the exempts that are sucking ass trying to keep their spots.

1/30/2008 01:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charles Williams and gang are attempting to get rid of the skull cap because he hates it, but can't

**I hate that hat too especially when you see P.O.'s wearing the star to the left or to the right Gangbangers!

1/30/2008 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT- PPO gets fired days from probation ending because a clerical error on his doctor's papers. AGAIN, an error not made by him. He corrected a nurse's mistake.

**What the heck, go get a corrected note instead of changing something with someone elses signature on it. Common sense! I guess if you falsify a document you might get caught & lose your job. Duh!~

1/30/2008 02:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You like 60% of the Goofs on this Job w/a gun fetish listed that as the Number 1 priority. I can see it now, "I got a deathtrap squadcar w/ 140k miles & inoperable computer but hey thanks for the M-16 Boss"


**Exactly! You spend 8 hours using broken down squad cars, but how often do you shoot your gun?

Get your priorities straight!

1/30/2008 02:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

." You all are going to get a uniform check soon. You need to use it to buy those new jackets."

**Ha! That check will buy me a plane ticket to some warm place not a silly CPD jacket

1/30/2008 02:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully the new superintendent can get us equipment that works, new cars, radios that work more than 6 hours and computers that actually do what they are supposed to do.

**Yea sure. Daley would rather save the $ for the Olympics than spend it on equipment for the CPD.

1/30/2008 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In reality, hardly anyone at 35th street knows anything about what the patrolmen do, or go through on a daily basis. If I wanted to write a letter to J-Fed, how could I make sure he actually received it, knowing full well the letter would be dusted for prints and used against me in a court of law. I just dont want someone to intersept it and he never gets it.

1/30/2008 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Goof,

Most of the shit heads CPD has to worry about wouldn't mind shootin your ass either. The shit heads have access to more powerful weapons and could care less about foid cards. We are talking about arming the police at work. Do you think ALL cops want to personally buy AR 's and jerk off too them at home like you want to do?? Get a clue and stay off this site TROLL

1/29/2008 11:10:00 PM
You should start writing comedy.Funny!

1/30/2008 04:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT:To the poster referencing North Vietnamese General Giap,the war was not lost in the media, the war was lost when the U.S. reneged on its promise to Ho Chi Minh to ensure Vietnamese independence from France. We had Vietnam and its people as an ally,but lost both when France was allowed to reclaim her colonies that were lost to Japanese takeover during World War II.

1/30/2008 05:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1/30 12:49

You just said it all!

Commom sense prevails. Thanks

1/30/2008 05:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rest in Peace NOPD Officer Nicola Cotton---our prayers are with you and your family.

1/30/2008 08:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I disagree.

People have a right to enjoy their work. You're all professionals, and many are on the front line. Your opinions count and should be heard... openly and fairly.

True Leadership should welcome that as well as inspire and motivate you.

1/30/2008 10:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hope there is some cred
with J Fed

1/30/2008 10:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Real Deal said...

OT:To the poster referencing North Vietnamese General Giap,the war was not lost in the media, the war was lost when the U.S. reneged on its promise to Ho Chi Minh to ensure Vietnamese independence from France. ...

1/30/2008 05:03:00 PM
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Wow, this guy knows history! This person is absolutely correct. Ho Chi Minh was an ally of the US during WWII. We made promises which we broke as soon as hostilities ceased.

Ho Chi Minh stopped fighting the Japanese and turned his sights, again, on the French. And who backed the French? Good old Uncle Sam.

The US has an almost unbroken string of backing the wrong side in so many countries I wonder if we are really the "good guys" The entire Vietnam War could have been avoided if we kept our promise and allowed national elections in French Indo-China, as Vietnam was called them.

We didn't, we allowed the French to march back in and the Vietnam War started.

Read Bernard B. Fall for the best accounts of the early days of the war in Indo-China and the reasons the French and US efforts were doomed to failure. Fall is required reading in the US War College thought not, it seems, for politicians.

1/31/2008 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Read Bernard B. Fall for the best accounts of the early days of the war in Indo-China and the reasons the French and US efforts were doomed to failure. Fall is required reading in the US War College thought not, it seems, for politicians.

1/31/2008 11:09:00 AM

The two books by Bernard Fall that should be read are: Street Without Joy and Hell In A Very Small Place:The Siege Of Dien Bien Phu. Both are outstanding books.

2/02/2008 07:58:00 PM  

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