Sunday, January 27, 2008

Our Future Leaders

Just think, these kids will be running the country in 20 or 30 years:
  • CHESTERTON, Ind. - Two fourth-grade boys mimicking a scene from the movie "A Christmas Story" wound up with their tongues stuck to a frozen flagpole.

    Gavin Dempsey and James Alexander were serving on flag duty at Jackson Elementary School Friday morning, with the job of raising and lowering the school's flags. They decided to see if their tongues really would stick to the cold metal.

    "I decided to try it because I thought all of the TV shows were lies, but turns out I was wrong," Gavin said.
We'll be taking up a collection shortly to send these kids some BB guns. Just as an experiment.

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14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, there's some culture to those kids if they like that movie!

R.I.P. to Darren McGavin:
Kolchak; the original ghostbuster..

1/27/2008 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't take up the collection, they'll shoot their eyes out!!!!

1/27/2008 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You think this is something new? You don't think Ronnie Huberman stuck his tongue out onto a pole when he was young?

1/27/2008 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Indiana, nough said.

Pallidin

1/27/2008 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would you rather have your fourth grader do something harmless and silly like this or being a look out for the local drug dealer? Don't tell me you never jumped off the garage with a sheet tied to your back SCC!

1/27/2008 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Darwin was right.

1/27/2008 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Night Stalker, yeah baby.

1/27/2008 02:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You'll shoot your eye out,kid. Hey ,somebody had to say it.

1/27/2008 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least they didn't shoot their eyes out.

1/27/2008 02:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kids got guts, than God they aren't honor students in Chicago or they would have been shot by now. If they could keep them away from flag poles they could TURNT THEY'RE LIVE AROUND".

1/27/2008 02:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesse Jackson , ACLU, and IVI support Larry Sufferden for State's Attorney.

NUFF SAID

1/27/2008 06:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Flick said...

FUUUDDDDGGGGGGE.....Ralphy!

it, it, it was....soap poisoning

Greatest Christmas movie ever made!

1/27/2008 07:10:00 PM  
Anonymous The Over-Under said...

"You think this is something new? You don't think Ronnie Huberman stuck his tongue out onto a pole when he was young?

1/27/2008 09:02:00 AM"

Sure, but we can likely presume THAT particular pole wasn't ice cold.

1/27/2008 10:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn Bumpuss' dogs!!!

1/28/2008 03:20:00 AM  

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