Thursday, February 28, 2008

Yet Another Video

This is getting crazy, but hey, it fills up a post and it entertains people:
We imagine that this is exactly how the demotions went last week.

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38 Comments:

Anonymous Westcidedog said...

I thought Maher only screamed at people?

Another flippin' funny arsed installment! Keep this up!

2/27/2008 11:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that was funny!!!

2/27/2008 11:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Omigod! The deer in the headlights herself!

2/27/2008 11:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That, by far, was the BEST one of the lot!!!



Holy shit!!!


SCC - I'm going to get the fat ass Jewish "playboy" attorney that hates marines and sue you!

I just spit water all over my computer.

2/28/2008 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking FUNNY!

2/28/2008 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

funniest one yet

2/28/2008 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This has got to be the best part of my night lately! Sooooooo funny!

2/28/2008 01:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nah not really that funny... it's like taking a joke too far the snowball fight, great... the strip tease...ok.. the break dancing hysterical... murder at math camp nah...

but how many SCC loyalists will be posting "OH MY GOD I PISSED MY PANTS" or "OH GOD THE FUNNIEST EVER!" just proof that there are many blind and certain old timers who are afraid the axe will soon fall on them (rightfully so, read on) who denounce anything Jody does and will laugh at anything put up against him.

Try this... I know in 30+ years on the job you havent done it once, but try thinking for yourself!

So this will be proof that the old timers are scared... the money you took 20 years ago, the domestic you had 20 times that were covered up, the on duty DUI crash that got swept under, the 200 beefs for being a little heavy handed with the smart ass school kids that got smoothed over cuz you "baptized (enter sergeants name) kid"... all these are going to be re-opened and if EVEN ONE is sustained by the Jody regime... NO PENSION!

Im glad I have less than a decade on... I am new school.. i.e., never took a bribe, never planted dope to make sure a shit head went away, never put hands on someone who didnt deserve so according to the use of force model. Never "testi-lied", I treat people with common courtesy until they prove they do not deserve it; rather than approaching every situation as being put out and blowing off even the most deserving victim. I do not have a 60 inch gut with stick figure legs. (heart attack anyone?) So if you are upset that Jody is running out the good old boys club, FUCK YOU! It is long overdue. He is not a mayoral puppet, he is making his mark. Unlike many of you old fat slobs, he is taking pride in his job. He is shaking things up and trimming the fat... perhaps literally. Hopefully he uses the ISP as a model and requires physical fitness test every year and requires a 4 year degree to get hired. Why do you think they get 80% and full health care after 26 years 8 months and no age requirement? BECAUSE THEY ARENT A BUNCH OF FAT SLOBS!!! THEY STAY IN SHAPE AND EARN THEIR RETIREMENT!

JODY, IF YOURE LISTENING, GREAT START SO FAR! KEEP PUSHING THESE OLD TIMERS OUT... THE NEW GENERATION IS WITH YOU! REQUIRE FITNESS, REQUIRE EDUCATION, ONLY THEN WILL WE GAIN THE RESPECT THE ISP AND FBI HAVE WITH THE CITIZENS!

And if you disagree with me, you are who Jody should be targeting. Uneducated fat slob who wants a free ride. Sure, youre gonna hide behind being a 7 year guy with a masters degree who thinks Im all wrong eat shit, not kidding anyone!

2/28/2008 02:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wanna see SGT Angelo H. in one of these videos with a cubs hat on !

2/28/2008 02:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This one is good! I would like to see Weis and the rev's in a Jib-Jab skit.

2/28/2008 04:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, I should have had a co-writing credit on this one!!!

2/28/2008 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey 02:28am,you sound like such a piece of shit,if you are real nice i will get you a new set of knee pads for when you bring your watch commander his latte you fucking jag off.

2/28/2008 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Paul M said...

I just pissed my pants! And in no way is that weird.

2/28/2008 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Henry Bowman said...

And if you disagree with me, you are who Jody should be targeting. Uneducated fat slob who wants a free ride. Sure, youre gonna hide behind being a 7 year guy with a masters degree who thinks Im all wrong eat shit, not kidding anyone!

2/28/2008 02:28:00 AM


The "NEW" FASCIST speaks. All must listen. All must agree. Obey or DIE.
2/28/2008 02:28:00 AM

2/28/2008 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to the poster at 0228hrs, you sir are so full of yourself it is almost sad. With 22 years on the job, I still fit in my uniforms, when required and still answer the bell.

I have a higher education, even prior to the required degree for promotional purposes. I have seen some reports in which the author, of course college educate or higher, can not even spell simple words. Some of the best policemen I have had the honor and pleasure of working with never went to college. Rather they served their country, raised a family and just got on about the business of life.

No, I have not taken money, punched pookie for sport, or "testalied" to make a case better. I have done my job and done it quietly, without all the horn blowing as you have displayed.

So as a relic, may I just say, get over yourself you seven year wonder. Someday God willing you might have some time on the job and be obsolete. Until then go FUCK yourself!

Signed
Proud of my Career

2/28/2008 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that was FUNNY!!!!

2/28/2008 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
nah not really that funny... it's like taking a joke too far the snowball fight, great... the strip tease...ok.. the break dancing hysterical... murder at math camp nah...

And if you disagree with me, you are who Jody should be targeting. Uneducated fat slob who wants a free ride. Sure, youre gonna hide behind being a 7 year guy with a masters degree who thinks Im all wrong eat shit, not kidding anyone!

2/28/2008 02:28:00 AM

OMG, relax, Francis. With all the blood letting and heads rolling, let us have a bit of fun at the expense of those thought they were better than the rest of us.

For those of you who were friends, co-workers, peers, etc of the recently departed, we get it. You think they were great, unjustly singled out or whatever.

However, for those of us who had the misfortune of being at the other end of one of their unprofessional (and unwarranted) tirades, back stabbings, etc, payback is a beeotch!

If you toughen up your hide, you'll feel a lot better.

2/28/2008 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:28 AM (an agent provocateur on a mission)

You again! The ANONYMOUS troll with the transparent agenda to further divide us.

We went over this before, you fuckin' phony. Take your BROAD brush, shove it up your "new breed" ass and stir up your devisive shit elsewhere.

2/28/2008 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im glad I have less than a decade on... I am new school.. i.e., never took a bribe, never planted dope to make sure a shit head went away, never put hands on someone who didnt deserve so according to the use of force model. Never "testi-lied", I treat people with common courtesy until they prove they do not deserve it; rather than approaching every situation as being put out and blowing off even the most deserving victim. I do not have a 60 inch gut with stick figure legs. (heart attack anyone?) So if you are upset that Jody is running out the good old boys club, FUCK YOU! It is long overdue. He is not a mayoral puppet, he is making his mark. Unlike many of you old fat slobs, he is taking pride in his job. He is shaking things up and trimming the fat... perhaps literally. Hopefully he uses the ISP as a model and requires physical fitness test every year and requires a 4 year degree to get hired. Why do you think they get 80% and full health care after 26 years 8 months and no age requirement? BECAUSE THEY ARENT A BUNCH OF FAT SLOBS!!! THEY STAY IN SHAPE AND EARN THEIR RETIREMENT!


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Remember this when and if your life is ever in danger. Lets see how righteous you will be then. This is not a corporate job you fool. When you need help out on the streets who do you think will come save your sorry ass ?? CPD officers such as yourself make me sick. If you are so great, fine but do not criticize actions of others if you were not there. If you were there then you are at fault as well. How many friends do you have ? One? I bet very little of your co-workers like you. Your mom apparently did not give you enough hugs. How did you become so arrogant?

2/28/2008 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im glad I have less than a decade on... I am new school.. i.e., never took a bribe, never planted dope to make sure a shit head went away, never put hands on someone who didnt deserve so according to the use of force model. Never "testi-lied", I treat people with common courtesy until they prove they do not deserve it; rather than approaching every situation as being put out and blowing off even the most deserving victim. I do not have a 60 inch gut with stick figure legs. (heart attack anyone?) So if you are upset that Jody is running out the good old boys club, FUCK YOU! It is long overdue. He is not a mayoral puppet, he is making his mark. Unlike many of you old fat slobs, he is taking pride in his job. He is shaking things up and trimming the fat... perhaps literally. Hopefully he uses the ISP as a model and requires physical fitness test every year and requires a 4 year degree to get hired. Why do you think they get 80% and full health care after 26 years 8 months and no age requirement? BECAUSE THEY ARENT A BUNCH OF FAT SLOBS!!! THEY STAY IN SHAPE AND EARN THEIR RETIREMENT!


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you are obviously obsessed with ISP, why don't you go there and retire from there like your old man did.

2/28/2008 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am new school.. i.e., never took a bribe, never planted dope to make sure a shit head went away, never put hands on someone who didnt deserve so according to the use of force model. Never "testi-lied", I treat people with common courtesy until they prove they do not deserve it; rather than approaching every situation as being put out and blowing off even the most deserving victim.
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Good for you. I'd bet a substantial percentage of CPD is not a whole lot different than you.

Dealing with those that aren't is going to take your new boss some time.

You won't have much in the way of public support until the bad eggs are mostly gone, and the organization as a whole no longer accepts bad behavior.

Remember that one aw-shit nullfies 100 attaboys.

2/28/2008 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i just pooped my pants......good job....

2/28/2008 12:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CAN YOU PUT PARIS HILTON ,HITNEY AND THE BIGGANE SISTERS IN A VIDEO. KEEP IT CLEAN, THIS IS A FAMILY BLOG. PEACE BABY

2/28/2008 02:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JODY, IF YOURE LISTENING, GREAT START SO FAR! KEEP PUSHING THESE OLD TIMERS OUT... THE NEW GENERATION IS WITH YOU! REQUIRE FITNESS, REQUIRE EDUCATION, ONLY THEN WILL WE GAIN THE RESPECT THE ISP AND FBI HAVE WITH THE CITIZENS

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You should thank the old-timers for what they've done. Any 'respect' this dept has is due to them. These recent embarassments are due to the younger crowd. (Yes, I am of the younger crowd w/ 13 years on). I thank the old-timers (and appreciate the job they've done) every time some shitbag decides not to fight with me ... only on the hunch that CPD will slap the shit out of him. That reputation comes from the old-timers of the 60's 70's and 80's, whose reputation (though retired by now) lives on ... and we 'young kids' are working in their shadow ... and are protected by the fact that people remember that you simply did not fuck with a cop ...

I'm all for education (especially w/ reimbursement) and working out ... but the respect a state trooper gets is quite different than the respect a Chicago Cop gets. If you got your ass beat years ago ... threatening to call the police (Yes, the Chicago Police) meant the game was over ... that's respect. Thank you old-timers, stick around as long as you can. If you want to join a military-type police force then have-at-it ... but CPD is about having balls ...huge balls. Good luck with your studying and your aerobics classes, kid. Just don't put all that before the job that I am so proud to be a part of.

2/28/2008 03:08:00 PM  
Blogger papabear47 said...

Not being a cop I cannot understand the humor though the displeasure with the people is apparent.
As far as ISP staying in good physical condition,that is fine ,now get them to follow the laws that are on the book and not make policy and say it is law.

2/28/2008 03:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Hung Slob said...

"if you disagree with me, you are who Jody should be targeting. Uneducated fat slob who wants a free ride. Sure, youre gonna hide behind being a 7 year guy with a masters degree who thinks Im all wrong eat shit, not kidding anyone!"

Less hair gel, more shine box!

Signed,
A 17 year vet with a 38 in waist and your mom's phone number on my speed dial.

2/28/2008 05:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC:
visually too bloody. I don't like it, although the screams were pretty good.

2/28/2008 05:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny stuff!

2/28/2008 05:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I treat people with common courtesy until they prove they do not deserve it..."

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You broke the law. You're going to jail. The only difference between you and the old timers now is you'll be there longer.

Oh wait! One more difference. The old timers didn't disgrace themselves by sucking ass.

2/28/2008 06:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy Blair Witch Project Batman!!!

Sorry not as good as the others! But, I still managed to laugh.

2/28/2008 07:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im glad I have less than a decade on... I am new school.. i.e., never took a bribe, never planted dope to make sure a shit head went away, never put hands on someone who didnt deserve so according to the use of force model. Never "testi-lied", I treat people with common courtesy until they prove they do not deserve it; rather than approaching every situation as being put out and blowing off even the most deserving victim. I do not have a 60 inch gut with stick figure legs. (heart attack anyone?) So if you are upset that Jody is running out the good old boys club, FUCK YOU! It is long overdue. He is not a mayoral puppet, he is making his mark. Unlike many of you old fat slobs, he is taking pride in his job. He is shaking things up and trimming the fat... perhaps literally. Hopefully he uses the ISP as a model and requires physical fitness test every year and requires a 4 year degree to get hired. Why do you think they get 80% and full health care after 26 years 8 months and no age requirement? BECAUSE THEY ARENT A BUNCH OF FAT SLOBS!!! THEY STAY IN SHAPE AND EARN THEIR RETIREMENT!


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you are obviously obsessed with ISP, why don't you go there and retire from there like your old man did.

2/28/2008 11:44:00 AM


I agree that 2:28 you are a jag off but would like to take it one step further, it can't be that hard to figure out who you are because we can find out how many Master Sgt.'s retired from ISP and narrow it down from there.

With all of your education and smarts you may of just f**ked yourself. How old did you say your father was 50. Stay tuned Jag off we will find out who you are and post it all over.

I say the first person who dimes him out should be given an extra Vday.

2/28/2008 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Im glad I have less than a decade on... I am new school.. i.e., never took a bribe, never planted dope to make sure a shit head went away, never put hands on someone who didnt deserve so according to the use of force model. Never "testi-lied", I treat people with common courtesy until they prove they do not deserve it
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I have 20 years on jr. I never lied in court. never planted dope on enyone,and every one I back handed deserved it!! I never lied under oath. I never took one red cent either!! I been though the bulls riot and worked 007 from 90 till 98. hence I have the right to say "do you want a medal or balls(clit if your a girl)to pin it on?"
Now as a "white officer" what do you mean by "shit head" ? I Are yopu saying its ok to be a racist?

2/29/2008 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's the little chit rookie with less than ten years who thinks JP is going to change the world. That's why this department is f____ up now because of little piss ants like him or her. Good Luck in your career kid. Nobody cares if you did a good job or you did it right. If the media decides to crucify you then you are f ______ no matter how right you may think you are. The Department will shortly be behind them to jam it somewhere you may not like. Do you tell the so called fat slob that trained you and taught you to do this job how you feel, remember that the next time that person you call a fat slob/ old timer shows up to back you up or help you when you are getting your azz kicked or maybe you don't have to worry about that because you work somewhere where you never have to do any work. Don't get me wrong there are some dog azzes on this job some even have college degrees and less than ten years. So stop beating up on guys that have been around for twenty or more years. You have no idea what they have done or been through on this job. If you love the ISP and the FEDS so much then go. ISP is great but they aren't perfect either. And the FEDS please, that's a joke all by itself.

2/29/2008 06:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is for NAH NOT REALLY THAT FUNNY..My stomach turned when I read your post. I hope you don't believe that all old timers were beating people and setting them up with dope and stealing. I never lied in court. My word is my word, it's all I have. I swear on a bible, then I'm not lying. Plenty of states attys got pissed when I wouldn't but after awhile they didn't even bother. I treated everyone the way I would have wanted my own family treated had they been in such circumstances. It's bad enough to be poor or a hype, I tried not make it worse. Everyone likes a little respect. Steal? My fireman father sat me down the day before I started and said don't ever do anything you don't want your daughter to have to see on the 5 o'clock news in black and white in slow motion. She'll hear about it in school forever, her parent the thief. A clean conscience is a soft pillow indeed. I never forgot. I wouldn't even take free smokes and I paid for my newspapers if there wasn't one laying around the place we ate. I was not the lone ranger by any means. Whoever is telling you their tales,remember,birds of a feather.

2/29/2008 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was great! Can you add Ritchie Scotchbreath and Stevie Whiskeybreath to the next one?

3/01/2008 06:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i would like to see more, good job, keep it up!!!!!

3/02/2008 07:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2/29/2008 06:19:00 AM

Hopefully, that's the way every officer strives to be. It's what my son wants to be. But I don't know if I'm going to encourage it. Seems like a sad time to be a cop.

3/07/2008 07:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Signed,
A 17 year vet with a 38 in waist and your mom's phone number on my speed dial.

2/28/2008 05:17:00 PM

That was cold, even if he did deserve it. Man, you don't talk about nobody's mama!

3/07/2008 07:14:00 PM  

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