Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Alert 019

  • A week after Chicago police shot and killed a cougar in the Roscoe Village neighborhood, the possibility of another cougar roaming the western suburbs has people on edge.

    [...], police have taken reports of people spotting a big cat, but there's no real proof yet.

    "We were all kind of freaking out because we were scared it could jump over the fence or something," said softball player Cassie DeLuna.
Perhaps we should have R&D set up a "train the trainer" program so they can spread cougar killing knowledge throughout the city.

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32 Comments:

Anonymous S. C. OTTKINZIE said...

Ray BAM BAM Burger Wilke is on his way up there right now.


HE will take care of that cougar, and any black panthers too!


Who wants a free burger at Hooters?

4/22/2008 11:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This message was posted at 1140 pm and was the sole post at the time for any of your Wednesday topics...SCC it is very obvious that this is your very own post under a "pen name" or one of your close cohorts!

4/23/2008 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There were calls last week of sightings of another cougar. Unconfirmed. Police were out looking again as was Animal Control.

Of course, please remember there were also numerous terrorist sightings and many submarine sightings in Lake Michigan after 9/11.

The chance of another cougar in the same neighborhood is extremely small. None in almost 200 years and somehow two make it to 019 within a week?

Possible but I doubt it.

4/23/2008 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope this doesn't end up like the shitty JAWS sequels. COUGAR 3D and COUGAR THE REVENGE

4/23/2008 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Send the 019 Great White Hunters to eliminate the problem, and charge the local entity for eliminating the pussy. They have proven themselves admirably.

4/23/2008 05:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

C'mon guys. The trib is running a "should the cat have been killed" poll. Add your comments, to support our troops. Right now, it's a surprising 50-50. At 0530, 23 Apr.

4/23/2008 05:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cougar spotted by Forest View PD on 47/Harlem running into woods on early Tuesday morning.

4/23/2008 05:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not afraid of any old pussy cat! We got Fred Lebensorger! He scares all the pussy away!

4/23/2008 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was a call of a cougar on Caldwell in 016 the other evening.

4/23/2008 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-ebONx_JwU

There was a cougar!

4/23/2008 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kung fu Lassie will take down the cougar....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hfv5FPdBHg

4/23/2008 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say we let those bleeding heart libs take care of the problem. If you see the cougar, just wave and keep right on going.

4/23/2008 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SEND SEISER IN , HE WILL HANDCUFF ,AND ARREST THIS COUGAR ,AND WRITE IT AN ANOV.

4/23/2008 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Siegfried and Roy should be hired for in service training.

4/23/2008 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Instead Of TRU & Swat Saturation Patrols, Why Don't They "Rent A Cougar" Or Two & Let Them Loose On The Targeted districts.

Straight 8 Hours They Would work.

No Lunch time Taken As They Would "Eat On The Job"

Animal Control ??

I Thought That Was The School Detail

4/23/2008 12:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MAYBE THE COUGAR WILL COME TO 19TH WARD AND FEED OFF THE GINGER BITCH, WISHFULL THINKING

4/23/2008 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hopefully this time the cougar bites the heads off of numerous yupies that were saying we shouldn't have shot the last one. Maybe then they'll understand what we're dealing with.

4/23/2008 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The cougar was actually spotted in Stickney & Berwyn. Hopefully it can make its way into Cicero and kill a few gangmembers!

4/23/2008 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we knock off the Ray Bam Bam nonsense? You keep trying to have it catch on like "seiser" status, but it isnt working.

4/23/2008 02:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Send the Roscoe and Damen softball residents who complained about the Police killing the cougar. I would love to see one of them eaten.

4/23/2008 03:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tree (and cougar huggers) unite. Lets find this big cat, we will hug him, kiss him and hid him from the secret police. We will try to get him to safe ground like Bolivia or Iran.

4/23/2008 03:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sign outside of Tommy's bar on Higgins sez: COUGARS WELCOME.

4/23/2008 05:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why all of the uproar, will someone tell those liberal whores that if was a white panther that was shot.

We actually caught more heat just shooting at black panthers in '69 than these guys got for killing a white one.

4/23/2008 06:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

john couagr mellancamp is coming here. oops

4/23/2008 08:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BEWARE 019 - YOUR GETTING A REAL BITCH OF A SGT THAT WAS TRANSFERRED FROM OHARE AIRPORT! THE COUGAR IS PUSSYCAT COMPARED TO WHAT YOUR GETTING! BEWARE!!

4/23/2008 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous 8th District Beyaatch said...

Anonymous said...
Can we knock off the Ray Bam Bam nonsense? You keep trying to have it catch on like "seiser" status, but it isnt working.

4/23/2008 02:20:00 PM



Easy there Scott!! Go eat your veggie burger, from BURGER WILKE!!

I and others who read this blog and know this goof, happen to think it is funny. Just because you tried to jock the sister-in-law and failed, does not mean that we can not have fun. It is a free blog and until SCC says so - Bam Bam Burger Wilke will live on with Scotchbreath and Seiser.

4/23/2008 09:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw elvis.

4/23/2008 10:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The sign outside of Tommy's bar on Higgins sez: COUGARS WELCOME.

4/23/2008 05:20:00 PM"

Haven't seen many Cougar's @ Tommy's, but alot of Resurrection Hospital Employeees w/their WestSide Boyfriends in tow...

4/23/2008 10:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do Siegfried and the Tiger have in common??They both know what Roy tastes like...

4/24/2008 03:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Twins??

4/24/2008 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even cougars need a hug. Here, kitty...kitty!

4/24/2008 05:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hunting Cougars is about all the real police work they do in 019. Oh and screwing over coppers.

4/28/2008 01:49:00 PM  

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