Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
WORST CHICAGO MOMENTS IN HISTORY:The Great Fire.1968 Democratic Convention.Mayor Richard M. Daley is elected.Chicago is declared a "Sanctuary City" for illegal aliens.The 2008 Cubs reach the playoffs for the second year in a row.The 2016 Summer Olympics go to Chicago."Congratulations Mrs. Weis it's a boy. Look at the head on that mutant."
Does it come in size XXXXXL?J.Weis
Thank you for now referring to him as "Shaved". His full moniker concerns me that we will see him on an upcoming episode of Dateline Predators. "So how's that lemonade, Shaved?"
chalkie in the house for schnizzle. i love shitcago-- the murder capital of north america.
Jodie! Git yer ass in here! Dis is unexpectabul. Wuddaya mean what? Deez caps you idiot! You bedder rane in dem cops. Wudam I payin ya fer? I don't need dis kind of ting to keep people tinkin about howz much I'm spendin on da Lypics.An howz come yu didn't cook da books on deez crime stats yet? You better git ta work fast! What? No you aint gittin anudder car. Doncha know we got bujit problems? Don't worry, it looks like it belongs on da fleet now. Da cops might respect you more. Now git outa here an git me my coffee! Look at him go! I luv makin him run like dat. Did yuz see his face? I'll tell ya what. I hate ta agree wid dem cops on sometin, but he duz have a huge nugget. I can't see him ever gettin tru a turtleneck. No wunder he wurks out. He gotta keep up da strent ta keep dat nuggget from rollin over.OK. Back ta bidness. Wurz my envelopes? Deez Lympics ain't gonna pay fer demselvz. OK, one fer Lympics, tree fer me. OK, OK, four fer me. Two fer Lympics an one, two, tree, four fer me.
Don't forget t-shirts on sale at a-j uniform on 111th!!
Unfortunately, if u wear this people will just think it's some guy holding the olympic torch.
There are also T-Shirts in a variety of sizes. I love Chalkie!email firstname.lastname@example.org
Put the SCC logo on the back of the hat and you've got the perfect x-mas gift!
the hats or shirts on sale at any of the uniform stores up north? Christmas is coming!!! and I want CHALKIE gear!
"Shaved, i'm going to put on my bathing suit, there is some lemonade in the kitchen" RUN SHAVED
where do u get one of these
Anonymous said... Thank you for now referring to him as "Shaved". His full moniker concerns me that we will see him on an upcoming episode of Dateline Predators. "So how's that lemonade, Shaved?"10/20/2008 02:33:00 AMIt's MR. SHAVED to you!!!
How about shortshank Tshirts and hats. Shortshanks could be incircled with a bid red circle and slash??
THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT!So far, $500.00 has been sent to the Hundred Club of Cook County from the proceeds of Chalkiet-shirt sales.Hopefully, that's just a start.Hats are only 10.00M, L, XL t-shirts are 12.002XL, 3XL are 14.00Info: email@example.com chalkie2016.blogspot.com
WORST CHICAGO MOMENTS IN HISTORY (some disagreement)The Great Fire.1968 Democratic Convention.(CPD did a Great job that kept the convention from getting overrun by the mob. Bad outcome, Hubert Humphrey) Richard M. Daley runs as spoiler.(Richard M. Daley causes loss of Jane Byrne as best mayor we ever had.)BEST DAYS IN CHICAGO HISTORYRichard M. Daley convicted on all counts along with most aldermen and members of County Board.Richard Daley's criminal enterprise asests seized by feds, to be used for employee benefits.President McCain holds Republican National Convention in Chicago.
Oh Yeah, I saw that big fatass with his "chalkie" t-shirt again over the weekend. He looked stunning with his big belly hanging over his cargo shorts. Mr. Blackwell, you dropped dead a few days too early.
Hey, how about a few more posts about low morale. Did you get your check last payday? You pussies.
HOW ABOUT A HAT/ SHIRT WITH CHALKIE WEARING A GRADUATION CAP-GOWN
this board is freakin hysterical. I moved from that damn frozen wasteland to the warm climes of Phoenix, I got my CCW. crime here too but no F'n Daley. Crooked asshole son of a whore! Love the site, keep it up, I have two uncles who were Area 3 detectives, well one was, the other I dont remember, but both of them say Chicago is screwed! Keep up the great work, "once they've been shot a few times and achieve room temperature" thats a classic!
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