J-Fed's Ride Wrecked?
A bunch of reports coming in about a drunk running into the Superintendent's ride. No word on whether it was parked, in motion, occupied or whatnot. Hopefully, no one was injured.
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
60 Comments:
Oops.
A couple of OT items....
Ever see the cartoon ..I think it titled "policeman's hell" and has the choose one sign next to a box of bullets and a box of donuts. Well I was thinking lets vote on something similar....
Rod, Toodler, and Shortshanks are strapped in electric chairs and you can only pull 1 switch.
Which would you pull?
Second I REALLY hope CAPS is not dead. I sure as hell don't want to be riding 10-4 with ANY of these asshats.....I'd rather be 99!
Hope they keep denying my partners time due!
Awww man...is that why i dont have a bumper anymore...*burp*
schmuck..
SRT
The responding officers believed his airbags deployed, but a closer observation revealed it was only his forehead. He really does have a large cranium.
hey sup,
see how easy it is to get involved in off duty bullshit. and since you been here you been in a few already.
well maybe if the few traffic cars we do have did not spend all day and night following Obama around this may have been avoided?
hey j-fed-- if someone got a plate from the fleeing vehicle the hit and run unit might catch the guy by 2015. welcome to shitcago, your hoopty ride is down.
Make Sure You Have JFED & ALL Of His Detail Do A Admin Blow.
They would Do The Same Thing To A Working Officer At The Slightest Hint Of Malfeasence.
GREAT IDEA!
If His Ride Is Wrecked, He Can Use A Regular Patrol Car To Be Ferried Around In, If There Are any Left Running.
Let Him See For Real What Crap You Guys Drive Around In On A Daily Basis
How About It JFED, Up To The Challenge??
ACTHUNG ! SGT SCHULTZ is here again.
We are all going to sing a great song I know.
" one who flew over the coo-coo's nest "
And we will dedicate our song to our fearless leader Commandant KLINK, the boss of STALAG 017.
which car? The expedition,explorer,crown vics? Maybe it was a "plot" by exempts that are being removed, or part of the daleycriminal enterprise circus! But I hope he is ok!
damn right hope no one was injured. otherwise would have had to call a watch commander to the scene to assess j-feds condition. or does that not apply to him
Gee, was it one of those "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," individuals? Remember, even if the arrestee can't speak or understand our language, you can't ask if he's a citizen as he's one of those hard working aliens the Mayor likes living here. Oh, by the way, how many of those hard working people have insurance, let alone a drivers license??????
"Rod, Toodler, and Shortshanks are strapped in electric chairs and you can only pull 1 switch.
Which would you pull?"
Tie all three together with wire.
It wasn't me this time.
Cordially,
Walter Jacobson
PREVENTABLE!
To twenty and out, with the help of an electrician and some slight rewiring we can get all three on one switch.
Was Jody day-dreaming about Obama?
Rod, Toodler, and Shortshanks are strapped in electric chairs and you can only pull 1 switch.
Which would you pull?
10/18/2008 12:10:00 AM
The Roddler is shrewd, but he attended Nate Taylor's funeral and gave an eloquent eulogy. Plus he fucks with Madigan's head. For those acts alone, he deserves a break.
Poor Toddler is mentally challenged, but he is guilty of crimes less than murder due to mental defect. As a compassionate society, he gets a break.
Now, the Shortler is a rotten, filthy, liar and thief, recklessly risking the lives of sworn members in the CPD and CFD, plus he could not be bothered to change his schedule and attend the funerals of two men that gave their all for the city, Fire Fighter William Grant and Police Officer Nathaniel Taylor Jr.
My choice is clear. Let's strap
down the Shortler in the sizzler chair and let me pull the switch! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze!
To 3:20am I agree, if it was us, on or off duty with that much damage on any vehicle--IAD would be out there making us blow and pee.
Good for the Goose, Good for the Gander.
The driver of unit #1 stated that he was blinded by the glare coming off of J-Fed's forehead
J-Fed reads this and he doesn't care. Not one bit. As long as he's getting his $300K each year, he's laughing all the way to the bank. And he'll never ride around in a regular car. Keep dreaming. Doesn't care about this department, and doesn't care about the cops. This is basically the pussification of the Chicago Police Department. Walk on egg shells or lose your job.
aahhhh hell no mother f-er. now pimp my ride
say that posted comment 10 times real fast and you'll sound like j-fed when stepping out after the accident. burp
While doing a "walk through" of the back of the yards neighborhood a drunken hispanic fellow side swiped jfed's car, taking off the side mirror. The drunken fool then fled and a "chase" ensued. The vehicle eventually was stopped and the driver stumbled out of the car, no D.L., no insurance. Easiest upgraded D.U.I. ever. All white shirts of Lt. and above paper jumped on that arrest. What a bunch of shit.
OT but need clarification... If everyone HATES this Mike Shields clown why am I seeing so much pro Mike Shields propaganda on SCC??? And why would we want a pro-Daley pro-city company man white shirt that no one likes anyway running our pension??? Fuck that! I may be an old timer but I agree with that retired guy... and no way would I vote for ex Commander Shields (or whatever his rank) to handle my pension!!!
Unavoidable!
Ever see the cartoon ..I think it titled "policeman's hell" and has the choose one sign next to a box of bullets and a box of donuts. Well I was thinking lets vote on something similar....
Rod, Toodler, and Shortshanks are strapped in electric chairs and you can only pull 1 switch.
Which would you pull?
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Easy... Shortshanks get the voltage. The other two fucks are in their last term in office. Nobody could be that stupid to re-elect those Bozos. Oh wait...We live in Shitcago. Nevermind, you were right. Tough decision.
Was the strike vehicle a "Bruick"?
I see lots of "bruicks" on "Van Bruren" and after I shine my spot light into their cars alot of the drivers look "confrused".
Weren't they supposed to make J-Fed blow administratively since it was an off-duty incident?
Oh forget it - I forgot that he blows already....
I envision a car with a big bubble top to accomodate that melon sized head.
lets see what kind of pool car he gets.
Twenty and out said:
Ever see the cartoon ..I think it titled "policeman's hell" and has the choose one sign next to a box of bullets and a box of donuts. Well I was thinking lets vote on something similar....
Rod, Toodler, and Shortshanks are strapped in electric chairs and you can only pull 1 switch.
Which would you pull?
Shortshanks.....for sure
anyone have any pics to post?
were the oemc traffic aides directing traffic?
Give him a day like we'd get.
Did he blow? Or did he blow Daley?,,again:)
DAMM! well I guess FLEET will place an order for TWO vehicles for the SUPT. so that if one is down at the slow motion fleet garage, he'll have a back up. This means beat officers can wait in line for a decent car because there is no hope for a new one......b safe brothers in blue
Did he blow? How about the crony detail? Hope all is ok, but please no double standards.
Cooter said he hopes his cats are fine,and his eyes get fixed.
gee, i wonder how quick the turn around time is on his car being fixed. if this were a beat car, it would take about a month and a half to get it back, and even then it still wouldn't be fixed!
Just like his Supt. tenure!
i wonder if they will get probable cause at branch 48 for the cocaine found in his wallet now that j-fed was involved. if not he can always call one of his fed buddies and have him charged federally.
OT but need clarification... If everyone HATES this Mike Shields clown why am I seeing so much pro Mike Shields propaganda on SCC??? And why would we want a pro-Daley pro-city company man white shirt that no one likes anyway running our pension??? Fuck that! I may be an old timer but I agree with that retired guy... and no way would I vote for ex Commander Shields (or whatever his rank) to handle my pension!!!
Again, two Mike Shields.
First one is a M/1 Deputy Superintendent, cousin of Michelle Obama, subject of at least one Harassment CR, NOT running for anything.
Second is a M/2 PO, running for Pension Board, subject of a YouTube video harassing an overinflated political animal attempting to steal pension money not earned.
>>>Twenty and out said:
Ever see the cartoon ..I think it titled "policeman's hell" and has the choose one sign next to a box of bullets and a box of donuts. Well I was thinking lets vote on something similar....
Rod, Toodler, and Shortshanks are strapped in electric chairs and you can only pull 1 switch.
Which would you pull?<<<
Having an IBEW card, I'd wire them in series, or have them hold hands.
I wonder how many garages they called on the weekend to find out no unmarked pool cars were available citywide & he would have to use his own car for about a week and they'd call him when they got one in....
hahahahahahahahaha!!!
""gee, i wonder how quick the turn around time is on his car being fixed. if this were a beat car, it would take about a month and a half to get it back, and even then it still wouldn't be fixed!""
Don't forget taking it to the area first to get pictures taken. Used to be those guys came out to the districts.....
"Having an IBEW card, I'd wire them in series, or have them hold hands.
10/18/2008 08:51:00 PM"
Um, wouldn't parallel be better? If one falls out of the loop the other 2 would be saved in a series circuit.
West Side Preppy said...
Was the strike vehicle a "Bruick"?
I see lots of "bruicks" on "Van Bruren" and after I shine my spot light into their cars alot of the drivers look "confrused".
10/18/2008 11:32:00 AM
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When you axe them for their "Defication" do they get it from the "Visine" inside the car?
the only thing JFed is blowing is Daley's cock... Lets get real... They will never make him blow, at least in public that is.
PS...................
TWENTY AND OUT..........
I love the pic... PRICELESS!!!!!!
Rod, Toodler, and Shortshanks are strapped in electric chairs and you can only pull 1 switch.
Which would you pull?
Daley wins the electric buzz! Since Aldermen Allen and O'Connor sponsored my arrogant supervisors (Batman and Robin, a little goombah and an oversize paddy puddin' head), can I zap them too?
To twenty and out, with the help of an electrician and some slight rewiring we can get all three on one switch.
We can do a series circuit, no problem. Maybe we can rev them up with a generator.
W S P:
You forgot to ask if their lice- menses was upended or provoked....
Eyesed be willin to lend da Soup my's Brrick, so's he's gots a get-down Hooptie to tool aroun da Wes-Side Wiff, case he's needs to get down, b-foe hid ride get fikked.
yoe frenn, ann peeze vote foe me's aginn too, Todd Stroger
P.S. I likes yoe bozzes Day-Ley too! He a goo an interragint man likes me.
Having an IBEW card, I'd wire them in series, or have them hold hands.
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The visual of that in my head is...PRICELESS! Well worth coffee all over my screen!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
That's the first time anyone "jumped" at a DUI...
PREVENTABLE!!!!!!!!!
SPAR!!!!!!!
I thought licenses could only be "revoted", as in: "office, I ain't got no license, it be revoted"
I wonder if J-Fed will be driving a pool car?.........NOT!
Planning to be laid off anyone need an electrician
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