Monday, January 26, 2009

It's Everywhere

Everywhere:
We'd also like to point out that the mother is contesting Monique's version and the exempt version of the story:
  • "The senior officer was in full control of the squad car at all times, and the 14-year-old never interacted with the public while present with the assigned officer," said Chicago police Asst. Supt. James Jackson.

    However, Brock says that is not true. She says her son told her that he went on 10 calls Saturday afternoon, including a couple domestic violence calls.

Many of our commentators back mom's story and verify the kid drove the car. For more than a little while. He also got a locker, checked out a ticket book and rode back-up on in-progress calls. There's also a number of other inconsistencies in the "official" story that are sure to be debunked in our comment section.

Remember - it's not a Rule Violation to lie to the media. It's encouraged. They even run a pool regarding it. The politically connected person who can tell the biggest whopper to the media and get it published wins the pool money for the week. Current record holder with almost 40 weeks at the top? Shortshanks.

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105 Comments:

Anonymous SRT said...

I heard he put in for o/t and thats how he got caught.

1/26/2009 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Da Mayo is calling a news conference this week JFED gone Da Mayo needs to save the Olympics. JFED gets his money and rides off into the sunset. Tom Byrne (retired) to be named Super next week!!!!!! You heard it hear first.

1/26/2009 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC this will be the most discussed topic ever on your Blog.

1/26/2009 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous ASSOCIATED PRESS said...

"Boy, 14, dupes police, patrols Chicago for 5 hours" - Michael Tarm (AP)

It's now a NATIONAL news story with above ASSOCIATED PRESS lead.

1/26/2009 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She need to go public and get the real story out

1/26/2009 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In a previous comment on this issue, a retired guy said something to the effect that he envies how muchfun we have with all this bullshit and that we should enjoy every minute of it.

With that, I just want to tell u guys that (dangers of this incident aside) I enjoy the blog and everyone's posts.

There are some seriously funny mother fuckers on this blog.

Signed,

Suddenly not too ashamed to admit I work in 009

1/26/2009 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wait until this kid's Mom is picked up by a top named law firm. The damage is going to be beyond belief to the CPD and monetarily to the City of Chicago.

1/26/2009 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The media should get the third District radio tapes and play them on the air. Considering that 003 is its own zone, it will be very easy to hear a male voice using the Beat #395.

1/26/2009 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard the kid took a bag of quarters and smacked the domestic violence offender upside the head. He then said to his partner
"Are you a sheep or a wolf". Thet were getting ready to place him on the tac team.

1/26/2009 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This only proves one thing! drum roll please! Chicago is ready for its very own reality show....we can call it "MIstake at the Lake"
or "Criminals that Works" "Protect, Serve and Impersonate" somebody help us please!!!!!

1/26/2009 01:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody should pull the OMEC recordings. The 14 year old cop was not only in a foot chase but apprehended and handcuffed the alleged offender. By the time this whole story comes out, it is going to be one big mess. Pres. Nixon never committed a crime but got his ass fryed for covering one up. This story is going to become much biggie tomorrow. Watch and see.

1/26/2009 01:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This begs more questions than one could post on SCC. But Dugan is already squirming the W/C out of any accountability by indicating "this assignment isn't one that would normally stand a roll call".

Nice try, SOMEONE still assigned the kid to work the traffic car, regardless.


HMMMMMM????

1/26/2009 02:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

did the kid at least get his 2 personals and his lunch???

1/26/2009 05:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On furlough visiting in Arizona. Was one of the top stories on the 10:00 pm NEWS (ABC 15).

1/26/2009 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this considered a mistake, will people get disiplined or punished.

*How far from under the umbrella did the transgressors go and how wet did they get?

*From the "mistake" training video

1/26/2009 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous 3rd district security said...

I will bet the most important question was not ask the kid DID YOU SWIPE IN?

1/26/2009 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of checking police credentials. Has anyone checked the Credentials of Commander hales-crump? she has been impersonating the police for years.

1/26/2009 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous A SCC SUPPORTER FROM CT said...

It Made The 0600 local news Here In CT & also the Dead Tree Media, Ie The Shitford Courant, Most Likely The Journal/ Urinal Inquirer Too, A Afternoon Rag Here.

It's Only gonna Get worse, as The FOI Requests Will Get at Your Communications Records On This & Splash them Out all Over The Place

How Will The Ringmaster Shortshanks Play this One?

How Will His Head Circus Freak JPUD Dance To His Tune?

Will JFRAUD Be Fed To the Lions Or Shot Out Of A Cannon?

Heads Are Gonna Roll, How Many TBD

I Personally Feel That Auntie Bea Should Switch To Mcdonalds, Cuz They Got PLENTY of Clown Suits To Fit Her & The Rest Of Them Incompetent EXEMPT Clowns In The Districts & Downtown

Seriously Now, I Feel For The Real Police,( No Pun Intended)

For The Actions Of a Few, Your ALL Gonna Get Screwed too(SAD)

1/26/2009 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Run a unit history for that beat for that day. All jobs for that day will come up.

1/26/2009 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Add this to your list:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2171358/posts

1/26/2009 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Based on the Associated Press coverage of the teen cop wannabe, the CPD is now the laughing stock of the planet.

Also, a deliberate and heartfelt "FUCK YOU" to King Richard II and the WEISel.

1/26/2009 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SRT said...
I heard he put in for o/t and thats how he got caught.

1/26/2009 12:08:00 AM


The bosses knew something wasn't right when he eagerly wanted to write tickets, make arrests and more street stops and talked about how much he loved the job.

1/26/2009 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Took total control of a domestic and coded it out. Also was involved in footchases. i sure hope the media keeps this one going I love it when Jimmy J. gets rattled. Hey Jimmy have your ace Det. Teddy W. speak for you tell the media he's personally investigating it. After all he is youth qualified isn't he.

1/26/2009 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THAT KID HAS ONE KOOL ASS MOM, I MEAN OR PARENTS ONLY LET US PLAY COPS AND ROBBERS ( COWBOYS ABD INDIANS) ON OUR OWN BLOCK,. AND THIS MOM LET HIM DO IT FOR REAL. THIS MOM ALSO SHOULD BE PRAISED FOR HER ON CAMERA DEMEANOR WHICH YOU SELDOM SEE, WHEN THE POLICE ARE TALKING ABOU "MY BABY". FLIP

1/26/2009 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I NEVER GOT TO DRIVE A SQUAD CAR WHEN I WAS 14 YOA. I WAS ALWAYS IN THE BACK IN CUFFS. LIFES NOT FAIR. FLIP

1/26/2009 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is just too funny!!!!

1/26/2009 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I Heard this kid was out for 5 hrs by himself doing a fine job! Until he didn't know how to write an accident report!

1/26/2009 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go to a surburban dept.You have to go into a waiting area for public only, and the desk to help a citizen is partitioned by bullet proof glass. police personnel have thier own guarded entrance which is video monitored as well. (How embarrassing)

1/26/2009 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shows that even a 14yr old can do the police work in 003.

1/26/2009 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if he will make Supt.

1/26/2009 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The main culprit of this situation is the CAPS program. GET RID OF IT. There is absolutely no reason for any civilian to want to go to a police station other than filing a report, picking up someone from jail, or getting their DL back from a traffic ticket.

A police station is like a hospital, it’s a place that you shouldn’t want to go to/hang out at, if you are going there, something bad has happened, and everyone is much happier when they leave them.

1/26/2009 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5 Hours and never interacted with the public? Looks like the kid knows we don't have a contract either....I say promote him....!!

1/26/2009 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit, it took me 2 years to get a locker in my last district and I had to beg for it.

1/26/2009 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The senior officer was in full control of the squad car at all times, and the 14-year-old never interacted with the public while present with the assigned officer," said Chicago police Asst. Supt. James Jackson.

I can't believe that the Assistant Superintendent would describe the ONLY officer in the car as "the senior officer" thereby recognizing the kid as an actual officer albeit the junior officer.

1/26/2009 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joke all you want, WHAT AN EMBARRASMENT.

1/26/2009 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the article as published in the Sydney Morning Herald in AUSTRALIA:

Teen poses as cop, goes on patrol in carMichael Tarm
January 26, 2009 - 1:59PM
A 14-year-old aspiring police officer donned a uniform, walked into a Chicago police station and managed to get an assignment - patrolling in a squad car for five hours before he was detected, US police said on Sunday.

The boy did not have a gun, never issued any tickets and didn't drive the squad car, Deputy Superintendent Daniel Dugan said.

Assistant Superintendent James Jackson said the ruse was discovered only after the boy's patrol with an actual officer ended on Saturday.

Officers noticed his uniform lacked a star that is part of the regulation uniform.

Police said they were investigating how the deception went undetected for so long in what they described as a serious security breach.

Police didn't identify the boy because of his age. He has been charged as a juvenile with impersonating an officer.

Dugan said the boy looked older than 14 and was motivated by a desire to be an officer, not malice or "ill intent".

The boy once took part in a Chicago program for youth interested in policing, so he would have been familiar with some procedures, perhaps helping him blend in, police spokeswoman Monique Bond said.

© 2009 AP

1/26/2009 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This fiasco made the Drudge Report.

1/26/2009 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What schedule has a 5 hour tour? is that the 6-on 1-off?

1/26/2009 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The story is a headline in The Maui News in Hawaii!!

1/26/2009 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In Arizona on a permanent furlough. All over the news, in fact, one channel had the news reader laughing about it.

Continue with political correctness and political connections and say good by to the Olympics. I love it.

old retired guy

1/26/2009 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This begs more questions than one could post on SCC. But Dugan is already squirming the W/C out of any accountability by indicating "this assignment isn't one that would normally stand a roll call".

Nice try, SOMEONE still assigned the kid to work the traffic car, regardless.


HMMMMMM????

1/26/2009 02:59:00 AM


Would this not make the WC more accountable then? Since this car might not attend a normal roll call, the person working it needs to go to the SC office in person to report to duty?

I myself have worked a car at times that does not fall under a 1500, 1600, or 1800 start time. I must report to duty by going in to the WC's office for roll call for any and all information needed for the tour

1/26/2009 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What cracks me up the most is that Jackson said that the "SENIOR OFFICER" was driving....Senior Officer?????????No Shit she was the senior officer. She was the only officer....even though it seems like a sorry excuse for one...When I heard that I laughed out loud.....

1/26/2009 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"are you a sheep or a wolf" just fucking hilarious. "Classic"

1/26/2009 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous 3rd Drist Desk said...

NO, Snitchin' !!

1/26/2009 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should of drove the kid home instead of locking him up. Then they could deny, deny, deny that he was ever allowed to go out and answer calls.

1/26/2009 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does he get a pension??

1/26/2009 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Phat Phil or Mo'Nique win the prize when they lied to the press about the incident in 25?

1/26/2009 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he is an exempt??

1/26/2009 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT A JOKE OF A DEPARTMENT WE ARE.

1/26/2009 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The City of Chicago now acccepting applications for the Chicago Police Department.No more Academy Required,No age Limited or DL needed will get on the Job Training to save the City Money for the Olympics.All Welcome

1/26/2009 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I retired 5 years ago. Things were bad then,but not like this! How do you put up with it? You guys and gals would have loved the early 70s. Stay safe

1/26/2009 01:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is fucking hilarious. Just another prime example of the JPUD era. Nobody cares, the department is being run by people who have no clue how to run a local law enforcement agency and as a result incidents like this continue to happen.

I love watching this circus. Keep going out there MSF, TRU and gang enforcement and get some heads for this guy. I don't care how much work you asskissers do JPUD's and his incompetent "command staff's" days are numbered!!!

1/26/2009 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, watch this report on Real News, this totally makes us look like buffoons.

http://www.necn.com/Boston/Nation/2009/01/26/Chicago-boy-charged-for/1232971467.html

1/26/2009 01:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From Yahoo News:

Teen pleads not guilty to impersonating officer
1 hr 19 mins ago

CHICAGO – A 14-year-old boy accused of impersonating a police officer and going on patrol has pleaded not guilty.

The teenager appeared in a juvenile courtroom on Monday with his hands cuffed behind his back. A judge ordered that he be held at the juvenile center because he could pose a danger to himself.

On Saturday the teen, wearing an officer's uniform, walked into a police station and was assigned to go on patrol. He partnered with another officer for about five hours before the ruse was discovered.

Police say the boy did not have a gun, never issued any tickets and didn't drive the squad car.

The Rev. Roosevelt Watkins says the boy had lived with him for much of the past year and is fascinated by police work.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090126/ap_on_re_us/boy_fake_officer/print

1/26/2009 01:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This disaster is now known throughout the entire law enforcement world. Officer.com has posted it today.

http://www.officer.com/online/article.jsp?siteSection=1&id=45113

1/26/2009 01:52:00 PM  
Anonymous westside, inside do-nothing said...

You KNOW the bastard drove that squad car. You KNOW he acknowledged/coded jobs. You KNOW he wrote some citations. You KNOW he ran-down a PSMV offender. You KNOW he fooled the stupid broad he sat next to for 5 hours. You KNOW the desk and radio personnel probably didn't even look up at him when he "reported for duty".

You KNOW what he PROBABLY did?

He PROBABLY insisted on going somewhere free or half-off for lunch. He PROBABLY bitched about the shitty pool car he was driving (rightfully so). He PROBABLY verbalized his disdain for the Mayor and the hierarchy of this fucked-up Department (again, rightfully so). He PROBABLY wanted 2-on-the-end without dropping a slip. He PROBABLY stopped by 2 of his baby's momma's cribs to drop off pampers and chips during his tour. He PROBABLY put the arm on an Arab store owner for a pack of squares.

...AND HE PROBABLY SANK THE FINAL NAIL IN J-FED'S COFFIN!

I want to buy this kid a night's-worth of drinks...in 7 years.

1/26/2009 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And this is exactly why we need SCC. To get the true and accurate accounts!

1/26/2009 02:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wait until this kid's Mom is picked up by a top named law firm. The damage is going to be beyond belief to the CPD and monetarily to the City of Chicago.

1/26/2009 12:32:00 AM

It's in the works. His fake "Rev" said in juvie, "the boy is crying out for hep!"

Uh huh. Next comes the lawyer blaming Chicago for negligence.

It's not when, it's just a matter of time.

1/26/2009 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

United Arab Emirates newspaper report on this:

http://archive.gulfnews.com/world/U.S.A/10279334.html

1/26/2009 02:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard the kid tried to get time due on the end and was denied. Called his mother who complained to the supervisor! So stop all your lying James "JJ-Dynomite" Jackson.

1/26/2009 02:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love this New Zealand Herald headline:


Chicago 'cop' is schoolboy

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10553664&ref=rss

1/26/2009 02:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SECURITY BREACH AT THE OLYMPICS WILL BECOME A REALITY IF THE CITY GETS IT. WE CAN'T EVEN PROTECT OUR OWN DISTRICT STATION. THIS HAS. MADE THE NATIONAL NEWS AND NOW THE MAYOR IS PISSED. SO BE IT!

1/26/2009 02:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG,

The Australian press has made a comparison between the Simpson's Police Chief Wiggum and "our beloved", Deputy Superintendent Daniel Dugan. They even posted his cartoon caricature with the article.

No wonder JFed is nowhere near this hot potato. We are the laughing stock of the entire world today.

The good thing is that this will expose what SCC and others have been saying for years. Can the "deaf ear syndrome" continue at 3510 S. Michigan Ave. and 121 N. La Salle St?


Chief Wiggum moment ... Chicago police said the teenager was motived(sic) by the desire to be a cop rather than "ill intent".

You have to see this:

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24964224-401,00.html

1/26/2009 02:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This begs more questions than one could post on SCC. But Dugan is already squirming the W/C out of any accountability by indicating "this assignment isn't one that would normally stand a roll call".

Nice try, SOMEONE still assigned the kid to work the traffic car, regardless.


HMMMMMM????

1/26/2009 02:59:00 AM

dugan how dumb are you?

1/26/2009 02:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does he make the Guiness book of world records for youngest cop?

1/26/2009 03:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CAPS was about lying to all the people all the time.
so lying to the media is just an extension of that.

1/26/2009 03:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, it tool me 6 periods to get a locker in 001!!

1/26/2009 03:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5 hours on the street is enough. Let's make him Sgt.

1/26/2009 03:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This kid was 14 and in the 2nd grade to boot

1/26/2009 03:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sad part is the kid really did come from the 5th Dist.

He probably worked there for years.

1/26/2009 03:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard the 15 year old acting watch commander was at lunch when this came came in to work the traffic car ...

1/26/2009 03:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

all over the news stations in Florida

1/26/2009 04:14:00 PM  
Anonymous "Down Under" P.D. said...

G'day to our Chicago Police brothers and sisters!

New South Wales Constabulary checking in. We just read the Sydney Morning Herald. Tell us this is only a joke. Was that 14-year-old bloke partnered up with a kangaroo?

No worries in summertime Oz. G'day, mates!

1/26/2009 04:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is on MSNBC here is the link to it
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/28855907#28855907

1/26/2009 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody should pull the OMEC recordings. The 14 year old cop was not only in a foot chase but apprehended and handcuffed the alleged offender.

If this is true, the arestee should put in an excessive force complaint againt the officer....what a law suit that will be....

1/26/2009 05:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So was the kid carrying a sidearm?

If so, that's terrifying.

If not, that's terrifying, too.

1/26/2009 05:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Family in Ireland heard about it!

1/26/2009 06:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The media should get the third District radio tapes and play them on the air. Considering that 003 is its own zone, it will be very easy to hear a male voice using the Beat #395.

i heard his balls dropped mid tour and he stopped squeeky by his third job.

1/26/2009 06:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its a white shirts fault. Period.

1/26/2009 06:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im in ADAK Alaska and we are being laughed at! SAD.

1/26/2009 06:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am no longer the CPD to anyone I meet..I'm now a UPS middle manager. In-Fucking-Sane

1/26/2009 06:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've got an idea...let's offer an incentive to get older guys to retire, you know, the guys who've been there, done that and are still standing, like pay for their health insurance so we can let all the 5 yr wonders run the job. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!! This city ought to be on their knees with a checkbook offerring 50K signing bonus NOT to retire.
Signed.....Short..real fucking SHORT

1/26/2009 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow!! the humor here is legendary!!! westside inside do nothing- you hit the nail on the head!

1/26/2009 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Vincent Richardson, 003 said...

Five hours of this bullshit is enough. When I come back, we're gonna hit the hole with my DVD player.

1/26/2009 07:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Senora Sherlock said...

Easiest tip-off that someone is impersonating the police: Check the cap visor for "scrambled eggs".

If the offender resists arrest, it's wood shampoo time!

1/26/2009 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Citizens actually getting a chance to try and help the problems in their neighborhoods are to blame for this?

The jagoffs trying to blame this top to bottom fuckup on CAPS are bigger idiots than all the clowns who didn't notice that the kid wasn't legit.

If you are real coppers, it must be hard to drive a squad with your heads up your asses.

1/26/2009 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the Entire City of Chicago needs CHANGE, from the Top on Down.

1/26/2009 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thi kids is going to tell his version on The View, just like blojob.

1/26/2009 08:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I smell a "streaming video" on how to recognize a teenage impersonator and what not to do....i.e. give him squad keys and a traffic book.

Adoph Weis can narrate.

1/26/2009 08:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The kid was carrying a souper shooter water gun with a barney fife badge. Andy??? Andy??? Gotta go lock up Otis now.

1/26/2009 08:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Down Under" P.D. said...
G'day to our Chicago Police brothers and sisters!

New South Wales Constabulary checking in. We just read the Sydney Morning Herald. Tell us this is only a joke. Was that 14-year-old bloke partnered up with a kangaroo?

No worries in summertime Oz. G'day, mates!

1/26/2009 04:25:00 PM


A kangaroo would have spotted the impostor sooner than the 5 hours it took the real police to sniff him out here. Sadly it is true.

Hey, how come you drive on the wrong side of the road down there? And is it true the toilets flush the other way than they do here?

It's -9 Celsius here and the snow is piled about one meter deep in front of my cozy little cottage.

Come for a visit around June.

1/26/2009 08:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it was on drudgereport and foxnews too

1/26/2009 09:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did they "dump the crump" yet ? Be-otch will go kicking and screaming !

1/26/2009 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Da Mayo is calling a news conference this week JFED gone Da Mayo needs to save the Olympics. JFED gets his money and rides off into the sunset. Tom Byrne (retired) to be named Super next week!!!!!! You heard it hear first.

1/26/2009 12:08:00 AM

I heard it was going to be Vincent Richardson!
No Phil Cline is coming back!
No Cline and Hillard are both coming back as assistant superintendents!
No Huberman is going to be the Supe!!!
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST !!!!
Moron.

1/27/2009 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm detailed to NASA on a lunar mission...
Squad give me an event number for orbiting the earth!!!
We even got the news UP HERE!!!
Cmdr Flash Gordon. United Nations Space Patrol

1/27/2009 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>Im in ADAK Alaska and we are being laughed at!

ADAK?!? Good god, is that places still open? Stationed there in the late 90s and it was deserted even then.

Maybe I'll move back. Any jobs up there?

1/27/2009 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The press conference held concerning this incident by Jackson & Dugan was by far the worst one I have ever witnessed on television. Pathetic!

1/27/2009 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody should pull the OMEC recordings. The 14 year old cop was not only in a foot chase but apprehended and handcuffed the alleged offender. By the time this whole story comes out, it is going to be one big mess. Pres. Nixon never committed a crime but got his ass fryed for covering one up. This story is going to become much biggie tomorrow. Watch and see.

1/26/2009 01:18:00 AM

Maybe we should hire more 14 yo

1/27/2009 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This story sounds like a RENO 911 or a Simpsons episode. The difference would be that they would not catch the kid.

1/27/2009 01:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

since even cpd officers can be fooled by fake cops, how is any law abiding citizen to know whether they are being stopped by real or fake cops?

especially since a very common practice among criminals is to claim to be police.

1/27/2009 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was on a Carribean cruise and we ported into San Juan Puerto Rico.

Would you believe that this news story was on the local Spanish T.V. news channel and being that some of us were from Chicago the people in the restaurant laughed at the CPD at the local cantina!

I almost choked on my "cervesa" hearing this break out!

What an embarrassment to the CPD!

1/27/2009 04:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This is fucking hilarious. Just another prime example of the JPUD era. Nobody cares, the department is being run by people who have no clue how to run a local law enforcement agency and as a result incidents like this continue to happen.

I love watching this circus. Keep going out there MSF, TRU and gang enforcement and get some heads for this guy. I don't care how much work you asskissers do JPUD's and his incompetent "command staff's" days are numbered!!!


TO THIS GUY:
PLEASE QUIT! WE DONT NEED YOU!!!

1/27/2009 05:43:00 PM  
Blogger O. W. Wilson said...

Jesus! I've been dead since 1972 and we're even hearing about it up here! Holy Shit, who is in charge down there?


Orlando

1/27/2009 05:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"TO THIS GUY:
PLEASE QUIT! WE DONT NEED YOU!!!

1/27/2009 05:43:00 PM"


You don't know what you need, only what you want.

1/27/2009 08:31:00 PM  
Blogger EdB said...

They figured out that the kid wasnt who he said he was when he asked had something to eat, he asked his partner if they could stop at McDonalds so he could get a Happy Meal.

1/28/2009 08:01:00 PM  

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