Happy Valentines Day
And just in time, an updated Jib-Jab cartoon:
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posted by SCC at 12:04 AM
76 Comments:
all i have to say is, holy shit,that was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funny and disturbing at the same time.... :D
Almost perfect! If there had been one cat-screech meow at the end, it would have been purrfect. Nice work!
OT: Is j-fed doing what Blago did and still does? Why is he on TV more and more talking about morale and crime figures. I never saw Cline, Hillard or others on TV talking nonsense. Wuddupwitdat?
Not the slightest bit funny.
Our prayers go out to the family of
Officer John Pawlowski of the Philly P.D.
The Officer was murdered in the line of duty by an offender armed with a 357 on a man with a gun call.
No wonder Weis' SUV has tinted windows. Look for him to start wearing mirrored shades as well -- maybe a black hoodie too. How can he look anyone in the eye, when this is what the entire department thinks of him?
Even his cats laugh at him as soon as he leaves the room...
happy valentines day to my lil Donny.... hugs and kisses, Jimmy "GummyBear" Carroll.
ROTFLMAO!!!! THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT. Second best thing I plan to do on this Valentines Day. Thanks!!
Off Topic:(from philly.com website)
OFFICER DOWN
Another Philadelphia police officer has been gunned down in the line of duty, this time in an apparent shoot-out last night in front of the Olney Transportation Center.
Police late last night said Officer John Pawlowski, 25, whose wife, Kim, is expecting their first child, was wounded after he and his partner responded to a report of a "fight on the highway" on Broad Street near Olney Avenue.
Hug your loved ones a little tighter and give them an extra kiss before heading off to work this Valentines Day. You are not guaranteed a second chance. Rest in Peace Officer. Watch over your brothers from your place in Heaven.
Thanks so much for that - I needed the laugh badly.
It Ran Great On My Comp
LMAOBT & As Lt Ritchie Scotchbreath( Where Have you Been Lately Lt?) Would say I Peed My Pants Too It was Sooo Funny, I Vote This Jib Jab As Your Best Yet!
SCC, You Are a GREAT Stress Releiver.
I See That JFEM Favors Red, But What Is the Stuttering Prick Hiding Under The Blanket, Your Guys Raises or Some Of His Cut of the 2016 Fund?
Still Laughing So Hard I Think I Cracked A Rib!
wheres the BEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
do not trust the Mope-rah for a second. She would love to have B resign......then she can himmmm and hawwww about an African American taken over B's spot. Even if they are not qualified!
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...and what do you expect....they are being appointed by two white male idiots (shortshanks) (J-boob)who are not qualified to do their jobs!!
SCC, John Pawowski, a Philadelphia Police Officer, was shot and killed last night after he responded to a street fight. RIP Brother.
SCC,
We always knew that they were in bed together.
Not a Happy Valentine at all in Philly, again;
PHILADELPHIA -- A police official says a Philadelphia police officer has been shot and killed in the line of duty.
Police Commissioner Charles Ramsey says Officer John Pawlowski was responding to a fight on a highway in the Logan section of the city Friday night when he was shot. He was transported to Einstein Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead.
Pawlowski is the sixth active duty officer on the Philadelphia police force to be killed in the line of duty in the last two years.
God bless Ofc. Pawlowski and his family.
Nice rack, WEISel!
Hey......... Not the slightest bit funny.......
Obviously your not the police or your pretending to be.
You see while you sleep and cops patrol your street and keep you safe we see and deal with the scum of the earth. So humor is a stress relief.
SCC thats was some funny S*^%......
At 2230hrs. on Zone 1 a true display of CLASS was heard for all to listen. “1600” …..”Good morning sir” …..“May I have the air for a monument” ….”Go ahead Tony” Commander Anthony Riccio went on to say “people are so quick to blame and judge us and accusing us of doing wrong thing but no one ever tell use when we do something right.” He went on to explain that “some officers where accused of a making some racist phone call to the F.B.I. The case is now closed and it was not one of us. I want to thank you officers for the great job you guys do out there everyday ..Thank you”.
Who's your daddy, Jody?
oh great...now IAD will start another investigation, lol
Daley likes to do everything in this town with the "lights off".
Ramsey related that the "THUG" who shot and killed PO Pawlowski was wearing a bulletproof vest. please be careful in the field. once again the bad guy lives and the good guy dies. the officers wife who is two months pregnant with their first child will spend valentines day alone as well as the rest of her life. GOD Bless the family.
What's in the stimulus package for cops. Hopefully we can get our contract now. See below:
The stimulus bill includes plenty of green for those wearing blue.
The compromise bill doles out more than $3.7 billion for police programs, much of which is set aside for hiring new officers.
The law allocates $2 billion for the Byrne Justice Assistance Grant, a program that has funded drug task forces and things such as prisoner rehabilitation and after-school programs.
An additional $1 billion is set aside to hire local police under the Community Oriented Policing Services program. The program, known as COPS grants, paid the salaries of many local police officers and was a "modest contributor" to the decline in crime in the 1990s, according to a 2005 government oversight report.
Both programs had all been eliminated during the Bush administration.
The bill also includes $225 million for general criminal justice grants for things such as youth mentoring programs, $225 million for Indian tribe law enforcement, $125 million for police in rural areas, $100 million for victims of crimes, $50 million to fight Internet crimes against children and $40 million in grants for law enforcement along the Mexican border.
Police Officer John Pawlowski
Philadelphia Police Department
Pennsylvania
End of Watch: Friday, February 13, 2009
Biographical Info
Age: 25
Tour of Duty: Not available
Badge Number: Not available
Incident Details
Cause of Death: Gunfire
Date of Incident: Friday, February 13, 2009
Weapon Used: Handgun; .357 caliber
Suspect Info: Shot and wounded
Officer John Pawlowski was shot and killed while responding to a street fight in the city's Logan section at approximately 8 pm. One of the two men involved in the fight shot him as he exited his cruiser.
Other officers at the scene returned fire and wounded the suspect. Officer Pawlowski was transported to Einstein Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead.
Officer Pawlowski's brother also serves with the Philadelphia Police Department, and his father retired from the agency.
Agency Contact Information
Philadelphia Police Department
One Franklin Square
Philadelphia, PA 19106
Phone: (215) 686-1776
Looks Like Shortshanks is Cheating on Huberman, the Naughty Boy...!
OT: With the "budget crunch" get rid of civilian supervisors in this Dept. and give us our raises. Useless "District Managers?" and "Projects Coordinators?" telling us what to do? Have no idea what police work is. Maybe these mopes can ride with me for a night then run home, cuddle up with a warm glass of milk and put a damn resume in to some business where he or she belongs. It sure as hell ain't the CPD. And take some of these useless exempts, who have never been the police but try to impress young officers, with your sorry asses.
Daley's Irish, it's IMPOSSIBLE that he is well hung enough to make the bed covers pop up like that.
You know what they say, Short on Brains, Short on Dick. [Daley]
While I'm now menopausal and use K-Y jelly, you can't beat Midol for PMS and hot flashes.
I just spit pizza flying about 15 feet....there may even be some on the ceiling, but I've still got tears in my eyes so I'm not sure!
RIP Officer Pawlowski. PPD
I need some "alone" time.
That sexy unfrozen caveman Superintendent is going to give me some interesting dreams tonight.
Off Topic:
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/20090213_Philadelphia_police_officer_shot__killed.html
http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/20080617_In_fight_for_life_says_Philadelphia_policeman.html
This guy was the real police !!! RIP John
Not Funny...We have all been fucked by Little Dickie.
Not a Happy Valentine at all in Philly, again;
PHILADELPHIA -- A police official says a Philadelphia police officer has been shot and killed in the line of duty.
Police Commissioner Charles Ramsey says Officer John Pawlowski was responding to a fight on a highway in the Logan section of the city Friday night when he was shot. He was transported to Einstein Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead.
Pawlowski is the sixth active duty officer on the Philadelphia police force to be killed in the line of duty in the last two years.
God bless Ofc. Pawlowski and his family.
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SCC, NOT TO KILL THE MOOD OF VALENTINES DAY, BUT HOW ABOUT A SEPERATE THREAD FOR THE OFFICER KILLED IN PHILLY. MY CONDOLENCES TO THE FAMILY AND FRIENDS OF THE YOUNG OFFICER. EVERYONE BE SAFE AND REMEMBER WHAT COMES FIRST, GETTING HOME SAFE TO YOUR FAMILY EVERY NIGHT.
Jody's a butter face.
Made my day!!
Why hasn't the CPD kept the Vazquez family informed at to the investigation into the murder of Officer Vazquez?
Probably because they would have to admit that the investigating Dets. had the offender/s in custody but had to release them due to the gross imcompetance of several EXEMPT bosses who took it upon themselves to stick their EXEMPT noses into the investigation and destroy it.
They are still EXEMPT, by the way and growing more stupid by the day.
Make Fun of It, all you want.
Truth is You Will All Line Up to Vote for the Mayor in His Next Election.
If He Decides to Run One of His People, You Will All Vote For Him.
We Knew all about Daley,Rod, and Ryan,before their last elections, and they still won.
Illinois Voters Deserve These Politicians.
With All Our Rage, We Are Still Just Rats In A Cage.
OFF TOPIC:
TO: "NOW HAVE A GOOD DAY DAMMIT"
from ( J-FED CHANGES LAW) posted
THERE ARE SOME INTERESTING POINTS
AND SOME GOOD ONES TOO.
one is "POLICE FAMILY" SOMETIMES
FORGOTTEN,BUT A FAMILY NEEDS A GOOD
MOTHER AND FATHER THAT TEACHES THE
CHILDREN WELL AND TREATS THEM
EQUALLY, AND INSPIRES THEM. WHICH
LEADS TO THE MORALE YOU MENTIONED
OR LACK.YOU CALLED FOR ALL TO
COME TOGETHER WITH SOME GRAND EFFORT TO SHOW THERE IS SOME LIFE
OUT THERE. YOU WOULD LIKE TO HEAR
MORE POSITIVE TALK, AND SEE MORE
POSITIVE PR HERE.SCC IS A GREAT FORUM FOR THAT.
WHY NOT GET THAT STARTED,AND REPORT
BACK TO US. AND YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY
TOO, (FEZ).
NO JOKE,I HEARD THAT WINNER/QUITTER
THING ON MICKEY MOUSE CLUB ABOUT
1957.
Comm. Riccio again showed his class. Nice job Tony...I would follow you to 004 if you got moved.
Not ony did you go on the air, but you addressed roll call and told it like it was and supported your guys.
OFF TOPIC:
Just got back from the Auto Show (thank goodness my tickets were free).While walking past the Jesse White Tumblers Secretary of State booth I learned the SOS is now selling PBO license plates...That's right,You guessed it. President Barak Obama license plates. Hurry and get yours because they are going fast.I ordered them for all my cars. Cant wait till they arrive.
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
011 District was like the wild west on valentines day?
"west side valentines day shootings"?
Victim #1
1240 hrs. man shot in leg @ 4000 w wilcox.
Victim #2
1355 hrs. man shot in stomach @ 4535 w Jackson.
Victim #3
1410 hrs Man shot multiple times in chest @ 4517 w Harrison.
All were working on their ged's and planning on becoming either ministers, aldercreatures or state senators.. All were "turining their lives around form dealing drugs".
Jody/f-fed you are doing a great job to curtail shootings. HIRE MORE POLICE YOUD DUMB ASS!
011 District was like the wild west on valentines day?
"west side valentines day shootings"?
Victim #1
1240 hrs. man shot in leg @ 4000 w wilcox.
Victim #2
1355 hrs. man shot in stomach @ 4535 w Jackson.
Victim #3
1410 hrs Man shot multiple times in chest @ 4517 w Harrison.
All were working on their ged's and planning on becoming either ministers, aldercreatures or state senators.. All were "turining their lives around form dealing drugs".
Jody/f-fed you are doing a great job to curtail shootings. HIRE MORE POLICE YOUD DUMB ASS!
2/14/2009 04:26:00 PM
Hire more police?! No need for that! Mobile Strike Force is going to be MOBILIZED to 011 for the night and that will solve it! Striking it down with the FOOOOOOOORRRRRRRCCCCCCEEEEEEEE
My Valentine's gift just for you, Jody Boy:
You can clear a seven-bagger from eighty years ago in the garage at 2122 N. Clark Stteet (Beat 1814).
The shooters were Alberto Anselmi and John Scalise. A guy nicknamed "Scarface" ordered the hit. All are now deceased. And get this--they were wearing CPD uniforms just like Vincent Richardson.
SEVEN CLEARED EXCEPTIONAL - Death of Perps.
You owe me--big time!
A wordless essay.
How about one with ugly donahue and shortshanks?
SCC I'm surprised at you for not scooping the media on the FOX/Larry Yellin story about "racist remarks" in 016. And then having the G actually do a press conference to exonerate the dept. Another example of; first blame the cops..then do an invesstigation. Commander Riccio's radio remarks were a tremendous uplift to all who heard it. I'd hope that all those officers snared in the dragnet with the knock at the door get an apology or letter of thanks from that certain organization.
wheres the BEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2/14/2009 06:37:00 AM
Word from a little inside political bird is that
she is expected to hold a very brief (Cline like) press conference
next week and resign. In addition, her husband Cmdr. O'donnell is also expected to put his papers in (voluntarily) - Bea's is a "forced" (Daley) resignation.
It doesn't matter if they are forced out or leave voluntarily they both have over three years as exempts and will retire with a combined pension of approximately 19K a month. So you see, it's a win win for them anyhow. No big loss with classless Bea but her husband is a class act and will be missed.
I glad that I ate before I saw that!
Anonymous said:
"Not the slightest bit funny."
I knew the midget read SCC!
"What's in the stimulus package for cops. Hopefully we can get our contract now. See below:
The stimulus bill includes plenty of green for those wearing blue."
Yea, maybe in other cities, but Shitcago it will go into the general fund to pay for planters or the olympics. Don't get your hopes up.
1600 said a word i haven't heard in a long time?????????????????
IT'S CALLED US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous said...
011 District was like the wild west on valentines day?
"west side valentines day shootings"?
Victim #1
1240 hrs. man shot in leg @ 4000 w wilcox.
Victim #2
1355 hrs. man shot in stomach @ 4535 w Jackson.
Victim #3
1410 hrs Man shot multiple times in chest @ 4517 w Harrison.
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And Jodi thank you for addressing that crime is going down in this area with the mobile strike force
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
go get a parker in 014 stroke......
"I'm trying to get better vehicles"
oh yeah that is going to improve morale.....
valentine's day; 011 had the city's second St.Valentine's Day Massacre//////
It doesn't matter if they are forced out or leave voluntarily they both have over three years as exempts and will retire with a combined pension of approximately 19K a month. So you see, it's a win win for them anyhow. No big loss with classless Bea but her husband is a class act and will be missed.
2/14/2009 06:45:00 PM
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combined 19K a month? I don't think you did your math correctly. Sounds waaawwy too much.
"At 2230hrs. on Zone 1 a true display of CLASS was heard for all to listen. “1600” …..”Good morning sir” …..“May I have the air for a monument” ….”Go ahead Tony” Commander Anthony Riccio went on to say “people are so quick to blame and judge us and accusing us of doing wrong thing but no one ever tell use when we do something right.” He went on to explain that “some officers where accused of a making some racist phone call to the F.B.I. The case is now closed and it was not one of us. I want to thank you officers for the great job you guys do out there everyday ..Thank you”."
Not to knock Riccio, he is truly a good guy, but did he need to respond to that CRAP from Fox news on the radio? Wouldn't a simple "thank you all" note in the CO book read at all watches, or, for a personal touch, a visit by the boss to all of the roll calls on Friday have sufficed? Do we need to make such responses to CRAP NEWS REPORTING "public?" Think about it. There was minimal need for the public grandstanding that was put on over the air of zone 1 Friday night....especially for that CRAP NON-NEWS TABLOID BULLSHIT put on by Fox News.
SCC, I can't seem to see the Jib-Jab tonight...maybe so many people tried to access it, the website was overloaded...not surprised!
I have, after careful consideration, decided that I will boycott the annual St. Jude March/Parade this year, traditionally held on the 1st Sunday in May.
Last year was nothing less than a disaster in leadership for the CPD.
Change. More Change. Demotions, most of which made little sense.
The highest murder rate in Chicago in many years. We have become the laughingstock of the country, if not the world. I cannot, in good conscience, support such a vacuum in leadership as it exists in this Dept today by showing up in my normally spiffy dress Spring uniform and salute our worthless Supt. and his supporting morons at the Reviewing Stand. I just cannot bring myself to do it.
I have a heartfelt love and respect for this Dept., and our fallen. I donate $20.00 each paycheck to the CPD Memorial. I have no complaints about providing such support. I only wish I could give more, although occasionally, I have, through other fundraising endeavors. I have visited the Memorial many times...sometimes alone, other times with visiting family members from out of state, even a couple of times with my wife & children. I'm proud of the monument we've left to these brave heroes. Weis and Co. don't deserve our support; I for one have decided to make my non-appearance this year an official show of "No COnfidence" of Weis and his infamous inner circle. I will do just what the Mayor does; I'll sit this one out, and instead, attend church with my family that morning, offering prayers to the fallen. I call upon all who feel the same way to make their own vote of "no-confidence" of our bumbling Supt. felt by boycotting the March. We can do something at a later time on our own, but I won't salute them, and I won't march past them on the first Sunday in May. I promise to resume the Tradition when some form of competent leadership returns to the CPD. The ball's in your court, Mayor Daley. Time to admit this was a lapse in judgement on your part and handle this, and soon. You created this mess, time to straighten it out!
Valentines Day, what a great day...A group of unhappy V-Day customers from Old Country Buffet in 008 decide to clash with a group of people letting out at the show, BUT not as bad as the show on 87th in 006, 1/2 the 7th district was sent over there because people were shooting inside the show...
"2/14/2009 09:48:00 PM"
Do you find something to bitch about even when you're not constipated?
Tony Riccio IS a class act. He just might get the chance to help drag this department out of the dark place it's in right now.
I'll be gone before that happens, but I wish him nothing but the best. And, yes, what he did was necessary and the rightest possible thing to do.
"SCC, I'm surprised at you for not scooping the media on the FOX/Larry Yellin story about "racist remarks" in 016. And then having the G actually do a press conference to exonerate the dept. Another example of; first blame the cops..then do an investigation."
--2/14/2009 06:38:00 PM
Yeah, here's a link. I didn't even know to look until I saw a mention here.
"Alleged anti-Obama slur by cop probed
February 13, 2009
"An investigation is under way into whether a Chicago Police officer made racially charged comments about President Obama in a phone call to an FBI agent, WMAQ-Channel 5 and WFLD-Channel 32 reported Thursday night."
http://www.suntimes.com/news/
politics/obama/1429430,CST-NWS
-slur13.article
Thank God they've got their priorities straight, and are busy investigating some nasty telephone call rather than Assistant Superintendent Beatrice Cuello's dope-and-gun house...
Word from a little inside political bird is that
she is expected to hold a very brief (Cline like) press conference
next week and resign. In addition, her husband Cmdr. O'donnell is also expected to put his papers in (voluntarily) - Bea's is a "forced" (Daley) resignation.
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B.S. Theyre going to make sure the investigation is completed with her coming out on top. The fix is in again. She aint going nowhere.
To 948
GFY! I wish we had more bosses like Riccio.
Thanks Boss.
good work, like to see more of this......
Happy Valentine's Day...SCC
http://www.suntimes.com/news/
politics/obama/1429430,CST-NWS
-slur13.article
I'm confused with this article!! A copper in his own house gets a phone call--he says racist stuff to whoever he is speaking with---whats the problem? Do we live in a dictatorship? We all have a right to say whatever we want to whomever we want too-- whether its politically correct or not--Hello USA WTF is going on!!
Anonymous said...
It doesn't matter if they are forced out or leave voluntarily they both have over three years as exempts and will retire with a combined pension of approximately 19K a month. So you see, it's a win win for them anyhow. No big loss with classless Bea but her husband is a class act and will be missed.
2/14/2009 06:45:00 PM
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combined 19K a month? I don't think you did your math correctly. Sounds waaawwy too much.
2/14/2009 09:35:00 PM
His math is correct figure it out 75% of 165K each!
don't need more police
get the office police back on the street more officers working inside than officers assigned to the second watch
SCC...Was this the same jib-jab from last year...just a different jfed face. Still funny...love the old car horn noise.
combined 19K a month? I don't think you did your math correctly. Sounds waaawwy too much.
2/14/2009 09:35:00 PM
i am not the original poster, but you are incorrect. the original poster's math is very correct. remember, the gold-braid pension is way different than ours.
2/15/2009 12:13:00 PM
You know live in AmeriKa, Land of the United Socialist States.
2/15/2009 02:52:00 PM
Do the math asshat, we are short over 2,000 officers and climbing every month.
Anonymous said...
011 District was like the wild west on valentines day?
"west side valentines day shootings"?
Victim #1
1240 hrs. man shot in leg @ 4000 w wilcox.
Victim #2
1355 hrs. man shot in stomach @ 4535 w Jackson.
Victim #3
1410 hrs Man shot multiple times in chest @ 4517 w Harrison.
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And Jodi thank you for addressing that crime is going down in this area with the mobile strike force
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
go get a parker in 014 stroke......
"I'm trying to get better vehicles"
oh yeah that is going to improve morale.....
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Don't forget the "new gang enforcement unit"... more useless bullshit...
Is Aunt Bea maxed out? Does she make 165k? Mr Cuello too? Ought to be a law against those kinds of mergers, i mean marriages! That is theft way over!
SCC IS A GREAT FORUM FOR THAT.
WHY NOT GET THAT STARTED,AND REPORT
BACK TO US. AND YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY
TOO, (FEZ).
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Fezzie,
Agreed in part. Although, I don't agree with the popular consensus on some topics, I do wholeheartedly understand and factor the reasons why some exist. On that note, this forum serves the excellent purpose of stress relief for officers, however, I'm not sure it boosts any reader's perception of the department, and in some cases makes employees feel even worse about what is going on around them. It is geared more toward the self-defeating purpose of pissing off the higher ups. There is a very mixed bag of messages that spotlight the mindsets associated with problems that exist which makes the immense responsibility of managing and problem solving an organziation as large as the Chicago Police Department more fascinating than experiencing the operation of any other large organization. I would love to report back to you on point and how to win friends and influence people, however, i'm not on your payroll. However, there are some great consulting agencies that could probably be retained to assist. That being said, any constructive criticisum kinda falls on deaf ears here and produces the response of namecalling anywa, which is about as far cooperation can go with some. Would not subject myself to the abuse. Mean people suck.
"Mean people suck." - 11:38 AM
And nice people swallow.
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