Friday, February 13, 2009

Mail, We Get Mail

From the clinically delusional evidently:
  • From: mike d.
    Date: Thursday, February 12, 2009, 8:43 AM

    'government' is not industry. Industry, a synonym for work, means to produce something of value. law enforcement, like most government positions, is a parasitic career. I was a prison guard, I know first hand what civil service skids are all about- they don't even want to do their easy and generously compensated jobs honestly- preferring to seek early fraudulent retirement. Now you sit in your duty station and create an internet site on government time. You ought to be ashamed, if you had a conscience.
Well gee Mike, if you think for a moment we do any of this on government computers on government time, you're a fucking moron. We aren't sure what the rules are in Pennsylvania, but they fire people for that here in Chicago. If you read our archives, which you obviously haven't, this is a hobby, a place for coppers to vent. We make no money, publish no ads, and spend maybe a couple of hours here all told moderating comments and getting the article submissions in place for the following day. It's like our very own personal printing press, subject only to our personal whims.

You also have absolutely no idea what policing and politics are like in Chicago. Our "duty station" is a 140,000 mile beat car with intermittent heat, one working wiper, no working computer and the smell of dead ass. Shame is barely in our vocabulary and we traded our consciences for half a case of whiskey 22 years ago.




Anonymous Anonymous said...

easy and generously compensated, who is this nitwit?

2/13/2009 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol - tell him scc. this prison guard probably lives in his parent's basement.

2/13/2009 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW! I give alot of credit to SCC. Babysitters even read the blog!!

2/13/2009 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well said SCC, and a big F U to Mike D., you jagoff.

2/13/2009 01:36:00 AM  
Blogger OLD*6970 said...


2/13/2009 01:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice reply...

2/13/2009 02:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuxking "turn-key"!!!!!

2/13/2009 02:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surprised you even bothered with this clown. He obviously is clueless about police work, Chicago police work, Chicago politics etc. Shitcan his e-mail and move along. This asshole is a waste of time & will never get it.

2/13/2009 02:06:00 AM  
Blogger kateykakes said...


Idiots like that don't even deserve a response because no matter what you do or say, the naysayers will ALWAYS have something negative to say.

You've done a lot of good for a lot of people. Keep up the fantastic work.

Be safe out there.

2/13/2009 04:36:00 AM  
Anonymous bounty on 2-legged weasels said...

"Mike D" is probably just one of J-Fed's kin. If he's from Pennsylvania, it's probably metro Philly, Malvern or Gettysburg. Ignore him. He's just a friend or relative of the weasel. Be particularly suspicious of any incoming from PA, DE, NJ, VA, MD and DC.

Kateykakes in PA is cool.

2/13/2009 06:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Let Mikey try it" in Chicago. See how long he lasts.

2/13/2009 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have I said before how absolutely funny the word "asshat" is ?

--civilian supporter

2/13/2009 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. Mike D, what you've just e-mail'ed is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent posting were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this blog is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Paraphrased from billy madison.

2/13/2009 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets also remind him that we are not able to get through the firewall to SCC as the department has it blocked so we can only go to SCC when we are off duty.

2/13/2009 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hay mike shut he fuck up,you dumb ass mother fucker you dont have a clue.signed the po-po.go back to where ever ass hole.

2/13/2009 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous green grocer said...

Hey Mike in PA:

Here's a jumbo cucumber and a stick of butter. Enjoy!

2/13/2009 08:28:00 AM  
Blogger NorthSide said...

Tell the asshole in PA that SCC is in full compliance with the landmark Supreme Court decision in Connick v. Myers (461 U.S. 138).

This site is a godsend since it addresses "matters of public concern" such as political graft and corruption. Issues raised here in the interests of taxpayers are essentially ignored by Daley's local media sycophants, John Kass excluded. A couple of years ago, SCC assured me that this "hobby" does not involve either company time or company equipment.

Try a tour of duty in a beat car in 011 or 007 during weekend hours of darkness and make your "parasitical" insult.

Nice try, slick!

Now shut the fuck up, fool!

2/13/2009 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What world is this idiot living in...since when in any reality is a prison guard considered the real police and as such permitted to make a judgement about them.

2/13/2009 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From: mike d.
Date: Thursday, February 12, 2009, 8:43 AM


Hey Mike D., blow me!!! I wonder if the D. stands for Daley??

2/13/2009 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mike, you ain't the police--Go get the neosporin for your knees so you can go back to suckin off your bosses. The government here in Chicago is a godamn crooked, incompetent machine. Mind your business asshole!!

2/13/2009 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a moron!! He should be ashamed of what he wrote.

2/13/2009 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC excellent response! ALthough, the asshat can't probably understand what you wrote cause he is an idiot

2/13/2009 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous mike d blows said...

To: Mike D

You must be a big flaming liberal, because liberal hate free speech when it is against their beliefs.

2/13/2009 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I was a guard" we can see why! What an idiot!

2/13/2009 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHa Prison Guard!! Grrrrr...

what a dipshit.

He really thought he had you there...

2/13/2009 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prison guard who took about 35 police tests and never got hired. Keep trying you knob job!

2/13/2009 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I went to Philly once, if you have never been there and want to experience Philly, drive south down Kedzie to 13900 south and make a left turn to Western make another left and head back north, Posen you just experienced Philly

2/13/2009 11:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC all I gotta say is:U DA MANNN....

2/13/2009 12:32:00 PM  
Blogger murphy's law said...

Now I'm really pissed off!!
You got a half a case of whiskey for your conscience?!!
not fair, not fair

2/13/2009 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

shut up "mike d." Loser. go away.

2/13/2009 01:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


You worked as a prison grunt to get you through college and now all of a sudden you are better then us? You insecure sheltered pup! That yellow streak down your back goes nice with your false sense of self importance. Move out of your parents house and stop hanging out at Starbucks!

2/13/2009 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Have I said before how absolutely funny the word "asshat" is ?

--civilian supporter

I agree. Did you come up with it SCC? I never heard it before, and I've been on the job 22 years!!!

2/13/2009 03:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was getting G & O today, and some poor coppers brought in their sqaud because the door panel was falling off, and the passenger door wouldn't open.

So the poor guy at the garage has to tell them that the car will be put down, and there are no pools available.

The mileage was 141,999.

This city really sucks.

2/13/2009 04:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

easy??? hey Mike come ride with me ! come spend some time in the ghetto,,,generously compensated?? hahaha..Pennsylvania?? are you kidding me? Mike -you are clueless!

2/13/2009 04:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I was a prison gaurd".........
key word "WAS"..but knows it all.

2/13/2009 04:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet he's not even a real lockup guy. At least in my area, they're called "Corrections Officers," except for the full-commission deputy sheriffs who actually are real cops.

What a stroke. The only guarding this guy does is his own rectum at 3510.

2/13/2009 04:49:00 PM  
Blogger kateykakes said...

Kateykakes in PA is cool.

Thank you. ;)

2/13/2009 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


It's what's for dinner.

2/13/2009 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mike D....FAIL

2/13/2009 06:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy fucking shit, SCC!


I love your definition of our " duty station. "

You just made my whole piece of shit day worth it.

My beat car is blushing from all the attention.

Keep it up.

2/13/2009 07:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Why are you posting the rantings of J-Fed's family members???

2/14/2009 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Have I said before how absolutely funny the word "asshat" is ?

--civilian supporter

Heard John Kass call Daley "Shortshanks" the other morning during an interview with Don & Roma. Cracked 'em all up.

2/14/2009 07:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, it looks like SCC has one or two complainers and 5,000,000 happy readers. Not bad odds.

2/15/2009 04:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its only a matter of time before someone calls jody "Jfed" to his face ! The look will be one of "a deer caught in the headlights! Maybe someone will have a little kid walk up to him and say" Hey, arent you JFED ?

2/15/2009 06:21:00 AM  
Blogger lathrop one said...

I can only PRAY that that 1/2 case of whiskey was Jack Daniels the drink of the True Warrior. Id be happy to take Mike D. thru the basements at Lathrop,nice safe pissed stained crackhead infested,gun hiding basement. But Id need Streets and San to clean all the shit he would leave behind. And those are the TAME parts of the projects. SCC Id be glad and honored to raise a glass with you anytime.

2/18/2009 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic subject:

Please hold a thought for Officer Santo Greco of the cook County Sheriffs Department who suffered a ruptured brain annurism 3 days ago.he is is St joes hospital in Joliet and according to the doctors is brain dead. Family is awaiting neuro testing so as to make the decision whether or not to unplug the machine. Thoughts prayers and support are appreciated. He is a true Warrior and hopefully God will hold a spot at Roll Call for him. Thanks again Brothers and Sisters.

2/18/2009 12:18:00 PM  

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