Monday, September 21, 2009

Fly on the Wall

Yes, we know we said it was a slow news day.

We even put up an "Open Post" because we were anticipating a slow typing day.

Sure, we're feeling a little under the weather.

But this was too good to pass up:
  • **** RUMOR MILL *******

    Hold onto your coffee this is good!

    Rumor has it that JFED had another closed door meeting but this time it was about the new Commanders that were just assigned. He stated in regards to the new Commander of 18th dist. " Why don't we have more like him? This is a boss that the troops will follow and we need more like him."
    He then stated that the rest of the picks are staying put until he hears otherwise ...... WHAT?... Does this mean that JFED takes orders from a mysterious higher power? Until he hears otherwise ? Hmmmmmm from who ? ( Da Mayor ?)

    Next topic was about how pissed off he was that a copy of the bumper sticker order got on SCC website and he wants to number each order in the corner of the each paper that goes out so he will know whos copy it is next time any appear on that "Stupid site". (Jfed's nickname for SCC website)

    Last but not least our little brain child JFed wants to know why morale is still low?
    One higher up blurted out, as if he was holding back for years, "we are under manned and they still have no contract what do you expect?"

    Jfed glared at him and stated "anything else?"

    Mr. Higher up, aka retiring next year, stated " why don't we have a meeting that focuses on How we can make it easier for the rank and file to do their job?" Instead we have the same meetings every month (now get this) that tell us Exactly what we already know."

    Jfed asked for him to stay after so they can further discuss his suggestions( oooohhhhhh Jfed gonna make you stay after school!!!)

    Last rumor tidbit is priceless!
    Our beloved James Maurer supposedly stated to media off the record after a police memorial fundraiser "Jfed is Milton Bradley and the City of Chicago is the Cubs now something gotta give or go." ( GOD I miss that guy)

    Jfed's little sidekick stated he would look into that suggestion and then asked to see the Hiher Up after the meeting to speak further about it.

    I am trying to figure who the Higher up is but I have a very good idea as do most of you.
We have our doubts, but who knew Maurer could be that witty? And the rest of it, even if exaggerated is pretty good, too.

So who could this mysterious person behind the curtain be who's pulling the strings? It's like the Wizard of Oz.

Or a Masters of the Universe.

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130 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh...the drama. Can u imagine having to get up every morning knowing you'd have to fight traffic,to and from, and then have to be around these idiots all day? Are people down there so afraid to work the streets that they put up with being around these idiots?

9/21/2009 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they gave all of the patrol Officers the oppratunity to run for superintendent,what would you do to make this a better Department?

9/21/2009 06:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalkie visited 017 last night x 2

9/21/2009 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unrelated: Off duty Chicago fireman charged with agg battery to on duty officer after Bear game.

9/21/2009 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it clear?

Crystal.


---not a cop

9/21/2009 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like the administrative meetings where I work.

Ya know, the air up there is rareified when you become a supervisor.

9/21/2009 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm beginning to think there's something a little strange about the relationship between Masters and Weis.

After all, it wouldn't be the first time a Fed's Achilles tendons were a little too tight.

9/21/2009 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fed, you were in the Army? Every GI knows that: "A happy soldier, is one the bitches." This stupid site IS our therapy from the mess that's been created of this once fine department. Thank you SCC.
Signed, STUPID, AND PROUD OF IT!

9/21/2009 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He stated in regards to the new Commander of 18th dist. " Why don't we have more like him? This is a boss that the troops will follow and we need more like him."


Hey J-Fed, does the name Eriec Washington former D/C of 011 ring a bell?The man "YOU" dumped for
telling you the truth!

It breaks my heart to see what you and shortshanks did to this great department you jagoff.

Retired..........and loving it.

p.s. masters,masters,masters

9/21/2009 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Last message received from agent FOTW "Hey, why he be rollin' up that newspap" Transmission abruptly terminated, no further contact has been made.

9/21/2009 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WORD ON THE STREET IS J-FED TO BUY OUT OF THE CONTRACT AFTER THE OLYMPIC BID IS AWARDED.

9/21/2009 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just tell jpud to stop by and see cooter in the 1st dist,he will tell him what the fuck is up.

9/21/2009 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A FRIEND TOLD ME J-FED IS IN TRAINING FOR THE 2016 OLYMPICS. HIS SPORT IS THE "JAVELIN THROW INTO THE P.O.'S BACK". I'M SURE HE'LL GET THE GOLD.

9/21/2009 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

James Maurer .... Come on Jimmy!!!

You will burst a blood vessel ont hiz onnnna if you run against him!

9/21/2009 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't understand why J-Fed even has meetings.

He should just start a clown academy where he can really lead.

I just turned 50 w/24 on--thank God my days in this sad dept. are nearing an end.

God watch over the rest who are stuck here for longer...

9/21/2009 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Number the corner of each order, that ranks up there with the bumber sticker idea and most other dumb ideas that have come from 35th.

9/21/2009 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Hot Pursuit said...

J-Pud is nothing more then Shortshanks condom, the sooner folks of this city come to grips with it the better.

Just because a guy has a pilots uniform from United doesn’t mean that he can fly the plane, hell this moron can't find his way out of a phone both without an exit sign.

I’m guessing he finally got the supreme wizard to let him make one call all by himself and this is what he came up with, a fuckin bumper sticker. No money for city services, crying broke all the time, this is the best they can do… draw a big circle on your calendar for election day, this shit has to stop.

9/21/2009 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...he wants to number each order in the corner of the each paper that goes out so he will know whos copy it is"

Because no one would ever think about folding back the corner before scanning it, or photoshopping out the number after scanning it. Good Lord.

9/21/2009 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like Angarone but wish that he'd take a chill pill once and a while.

9/21/2009 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know a lot of folks dont like Masters, but I know that he cant stand Kirby and for that reason alone, he is ok in my book!

She is gone soon according to my source!

Later, you rotten female poodle!

9/21/2009 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous HATER said...

NUMBER THE ORDER TO KEEP TRACK OF THEM ? HUH

POOR J-FED U HAVE A DISLOYAL CREW PRICKY.

THEY ARE TRY TO SABOTAGE UR DUMB ASS TO TAKE UR SEAT AT THE HEAD OF THE TABLE.

A SUPE GETS FREE SPORT TICKETS FROM THE OWNER OF TEAMS.

COMP DINNERS.

DISCOUNT ON HALL RENTAL FOR WEDDINGS

FREE RENTAL CARS ON TRIPS

EXPENSE ACCOUNT TO BUY DINNERS FOR CLOUT TYPES

OH AND TO HAVE A DRIVER WHO MAKES 80K A YEAR.

U TELL ME WHY YOUR SO CALLED BACK UPS CARES WHAT U THINK?

CUELLO MASTER JACKSON BURGER QUEEN AVILA PETERSON

WELL UR TIME WILL BE OVER SHORTLY AND IF WE DONT HAVE THE OLYMPICS U WONT HAVE A GIG TO SNEAK INTO MISTER I HAVE TERRORISM EXPERTISE.

IM STILL WAITING ON SUM OF THAT HI SPEED TERRORISM TRAINING TOO
MY OVER-SIZED CRANIUM Challenged leader.

im also glad u where a tie at meeting instead of the mach turtleneck

9/21/2009 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only one with balls to make a comment like that and he is retiring soon is McCotter(but that might be the old McCotter). I dont know him as well under J-Fed.

9/21/2009 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Shocked At The Ignorance said...

"...he wants to number each order in the corner of the each paper that goes out so he will know whos copy it is next time any appear on that "Stupid site". (Jfed's nickname for SCC website)..."

((((((((((((((((( * )))))))))))))))))


I guess in Fed Fraud's world, they haven't invented copiers and white-out yet!!!!! Is he really THAT STUPID?????

9/21/2009 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I spent over 30 years in law enforcement in the suburbs boardering Chicago. I have never seen the CPD so screwed as it is now. But, the Mayor bragged what a great department he has with JFed standing there in his CPD Uniform at the Candle Light Vigil, what hypocrits both are. If they love and praise the department as much as he say they do, where is your contract? What liars.

9/21/2009 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maurer can put a sentence together, but ask yourself how he ended up with one of those "I just retired yesterday, I'm rehired today for an additional $140,000 a year jobs'.

Now that he got a taste of how politics can come back to bite you he's going to talk? Spare me the compliments to this gasbag. It was and always will be about Maurer. Everybody else is an afterthought.

9/21/2009 08:21:00 AM  
Blogger NorthSide said...

Da WEISel "...wants to number each order in the corner...so he'll know whose copy..." got out to SCC.

You pathetic dumbfuck. Ever hear of "white out" or "liquid paper"? Alternatively and to avert cries of "racism" from the avant-garde, socially aware and "politically correct", SCC's espionage asset could also redact the "serial number" with a black marker.

You've got to laugh so you won't cry.

P.S.: Sounds like Brotha Maurer, currently on hiatus, ought to be doing stand-up at Zanie's or Second City in Old Town.

Who knows? Lorne Michaels may hire Jim for this season's SNL. I envision him as an older John Belushi doing a "Samurai Cop" skit while wolfing down "cheezborgers".

9/21/2009 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Last rumor tidbit is priceless!
Our beloved James Maurer supposedly stated to media off the record after a police memorial fundraiser "Jfed is Milton Bradley and the City of Chicago is the Cubs now something gotta give or go." ( GOD I miss that guy)


Best analogy I've heard yet! Like Bradley, Weis is a CANCER in our Department.

Why don't WE suspend J-Fed for the remainder of his contract?

9/21/2009 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next topic was about how pissed off he was that a copy of the bumper sticker order got on SCC website and he wants to number each order in the corner of the each paper that goes out so he will know whos copy it is next time any appear on that "Stupid site". (Jfed's nickname for SCC website)

Just a suggestion SCC, but I'd stop posting scans of the actual orders. Just say you have it, we're going to believe you. If Weis talks to his fed buddies, they can give him a lot better ways than just numbering copies to figure out who is giving the info to you. You don't want your sources to get burned.

9/21/2009 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was talking to a member of the Police Board over the weekend and he told me that after the Olympic location is annonced that they might be soon looking into picking another Superintendent. And this was told to him by a "Higher Power". He said he was under the impression that J-Fed won't finish his 3rd year. And he did call him "J-Fed". And he told me he trys to reads SCC on a regular basis.

9/21/2009 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will someone pleaser un for the Cook County, Board of Review Dist 1. It's currently held by a hack named Brendan Houlihan who is real beatable especially after the tax bills come out. Anyone from Mt. Greenwood or the 41st Ward can run. You need 2500 petitions to file by Oct 24. The job pay $130,000 a year and doesn't require too much time. Because the district is democratic, you have to run in the dem primary.

Instead of running for alderman, run for this job. Allot less headaches.

9/21/2009 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whats wit da boxing/wrestling match after da BEARS GAME between cfd/cpd

9/21/2009 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Last but not least our little brain child JFed wants to know why morale is still low?
One higher up blurted out, as if he was holding back for years, "we are under manned and they still have no contract what do you expect?"


&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&


Mr. Higher Up could have just said Bill Cozzi!

9/21/2009 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I call BULLSHIT.

SCC didn't post the order until Monday. Shaved posted it on Saturday so that meeting occurred on Sunday?????

9/21/2009 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me get this straight SCC! jfed is happy with the 018th commander but will let the other odiots stay who have shown a disreagrd for officers like 003 and penny in 011? Bumper sticker hey jfed whoever thought this up needs to be demoted or made to resign and NOW! Who is behind that curtain? obviously not a real copper! Note to SCC maybe the wizard behind 35th's curtain could meet SCC but then again SCC is the "wizards of the air," The blog that gives the working coppers a "voice" we never had! Keep up the great job SCC and may GOD bless all his flying "angels" thanks!

9/21/2009 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How does an ignorant retard like Jpud even get hired by a lameass institution like the "couldn't find the hole in my own ass" FBI??

If his comment is true, how fucking childlike in his mentality to think that putting a fucking number in the corner of the order means a fucking thing as to whether it gets posted or not?

You truly are a stupid motherfucker Jfuk..... EVER HEARD OF PHOTOSHOP DIPSHIT? Or any other simple and free graphic software that can clean up a stupid fucking number in an image?


GOD what a god damned imbecile this jaginthebag is!!!

9/21/2009 09:31:00 AM  
Blogger Big City Police (Ret.) said...

He stated in regards to the new Commander of 18th dist. " Why don't we have more like him? This is a boss that the troops will follow and we need more like him."

(((((((((((((((((( * ))))))))))))))))))

This statement alone is PROOF POSITIVE that this poor excuse for a man, (Fed Fraud), is not even capable of leading a Cub Scout pack!!!

9/21/2009 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll go one better.
On Friday the 18th, the 006th district at the request of soon to be ex alderman crookin Brookings, requested a field roll call at 80 Emerald, to deal with some bs gang drug complaint.

Weis and company showed up, and got bitched and punked out by one of the local denizens who was'nt impressed with his title or his 310k salary.

To add insult to injury, eggs began flying out of nowhere, and Weis and members of his imperial high command policy licking got splattered. Wacked. Make MINE sunny side up please.

Weis' response? Field contact the innocent subjects. Then he jumped in his truck, and he and other members of the imperial high command policy licking group hightailed it out of there before it got too dangerous. Egg dripping off his vehicle and various other locations on high commands posteriors and orifices

No police service, no police action.

Thanks Jody and members of the imperial high command policy licking group, for showing us what leadership and courage is all about.I hope they teach that at one of those stupid workshops you're always shoving down ouur throats.

9/21/2009 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is exactly why Burger Queen is still a commander.

9/21/2009 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This friggin J-Fraud and his merry band of can't figure it outs are reaching for straws.

They are at the end of the rope and drowning fast.

Hey Mike Masters and Ray Ray, bring in some more three year wonders to your policy group to help advise you.

I do like Karen Bartuch's "Womens Tactical Association"
Watched them doing some defensive moves at the Academy one day, it was a joke. There are only about 10 of women in the group (All wanna be in the policy group)
I also like the fact the Karen takes 4 hours out of her work day for the BS.
Mike Masters you blow the big one.

9/21/2009 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Last rumor tidbit is priceless!
Our beloved James Maurer supposedly stated to media off the record after a police memorial fundraiser "Jfed is Milton Bradley and the City of Chicago is the Cubs now something gotta give or go." ( GOD I miss that guy)

Honestly, it's not such a clever or ballsy thing he said. He may speak up against "Milton Bradley" but who speaks up against the Fuhrer, after all he is at the root of all our problems and the one who must go.

D. O'Brien

9/21/2009 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These people still don't get it.

CPD gets the job done DESPITE the bosses, not BECAUSE of them.

With the exception of very few, most of the bosses, particularly the gold stars, are pencil-pushing, career-minded, political hack dweebs that might happen to have some resource management (not people management) skills, but more likely should never have been cops in the first place.

Now that the mystery is solved, get us a contract. Back us up. Stay the hell out of our way.

FYMD. Masters.

Blue Rules!

9/21/2009 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous CRIES FROM THE ASYLUM said...

"Or a MASTERS of the Universe." - SCC

Hilarious, SCC! Sounds like the "work product" of that "BATES" asshole.

9/21/2009 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, great idea Weis. Let's put a number in the corner to identify each and every notice distributed to cops. It's not as if there's a way to hide it, like, I don't know, COVERING THE FUCKING NUMBER WHEN SCANNING IT!

9/21/2009 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this mean that JFED takes orders from a mysterious higher power? Until he hears otherwise ? Hmmmmmm from who ? ( Da Mayor ?)

Or the Department of Justice!

9/21/2009 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If anyone has to ask "why morale is so low" then they don't have the smarts to be a boss or even a comcast worker for that matter. They have been sending us messages for years now to not be too aggressive, there are different rules for different folks, terrible bosses, countless lies, and nearly 4 years without a raise for some. J-Fed needs to consult his policy group on this one.

9/21/2009 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha J Fed continues to prove he was never the police. Even a recruit would know numbering an order can be defeated by us! Hahaha laughing stock again as usual!!!!

9/21/2009 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God Bless what ever boss said that, if it is true. But a lot more needs to be said. J-fed listens to his kiss ass no time on the job policy group too much I think. Someday his policy group yes women will be back in patrol trying to act like they were on our side and one of us.

9/21/2009 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...

J-Fed's closed door meeting concluded with the exempts sitting on the floor in a circle, feverishly attempting to pound round, wooden pegs into square holes. Like an rhesus monkey yanking his pud in the primate cage, this meeting accomplished NOTHING that'll affect the rank and file in a positive way.

More smoke and mirrors, CDP style.

9/21/2009 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I could name 30 guys off the top of my head that would make great commanders and above that are right under his nose. Not one of them would make commander, they have too much common sense for the job. I'll stay in the detective division.

9/21/2009 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i miss those old bosses! we need leaders not micromanagers afraid of getting bricked and losing their upward mobility. this job used to be fun.now its a 20 year game of dodgeball.

9/21/2009 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, a # in the corner! How....typically short-sighted. Gee, maybe the sender will have to...cover it with a sticky tab, white out, leave the corner out etc. Good lord. If this is the best the 'think tank' can come up with, it's really more of a dunk tank...

9/21/2009 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mean there's one exempt with a pair of balls?

Name him!

9/21/2009 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why does the exempt elite grow balls only when thier close to retirement with no lucurative clout jobs lined up in the after life? It's easy then.
Morale would improve for lots of reasons, but one big one is a boss who respectively calls it like it is.
The bosses on this job act like the hacks of communist Russia under Stalin. Afraid of being sent to Siberia or disappearing. How could anyone respect leadership like that?

9/21/2009 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also somethng that got lost in cyberspace...

The Sun-Times has an article on Daley and the "Pension Mess".

He wanted ideas to change the current system. Two things he was adamant about, don't touch the politicians pensions AND the ability to collect more than one city pension for more than one city career.

That is how Shortshanks keeps potential Mayor challengers off the ballot. He gives them this bone as in Mauer.

OR, Sets them up to take a phony federal beef like Miriam Santos or sends them out of town to another job, like Chuck Ramsey or Paul Valis.

But now that this has happened, and remember that Mauer would not have gotten the airport job without Daley's OK to begin with, the gloves are off.

That bitch at the airport that fired Mauer may be too heavy to be fired herself for that right now, but she may have just loosed Frankenstein's Monster, and he will destroy his creator.

We can only pray and work for that to happen.

P.S. Just a thought, but I am willing to bet that a lot of FOP office holders are going to get second city careers.

9/21/2009 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the higher up was dugan who had to stay after class.

9/21/2009 11:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are plenty of people that can lead. The problem is that the Superintendent has isolated himself and the promotionalchoices are made through the biases of the Deputy Superintendents. How many applicants were interviewd in the last round of promotions? None besides the people that got promoted. He wanted tranparency? He got it! Time for this guy and his clouted incompetentadvisors to vacate. Want to find out who the leaders are? Interview the applicants you goof.

9/21/2009 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would the higher up be Mikey McCotter?

This meeting must have been held after "lunch".

9/21/2009 12:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Went to the 35th last week to submit some stuff, saw JFed walk out of the building. Boy, tell you the truth I have no respect for this guy. I just looked at him and never even acknowledge his presence. You don't even feel he is BLUE inside him. Feels like a RAT or Snitch to me. And one more thing, he does looks weird. Indescribable. Don't know, is it his hair, shoulder, head, face, body . . . . everything about him . . . . I'll take anybody except this MORON.

9/21/2009 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm calling BS on the first part. If it were true, 003 & 017 would have had new bosses last Thursday.

9/21/2009 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's obvious from the text that JFED reads the blog. He just proved how thickheaded he is because he had to ask why morale is low. So in case your reading this JFED and still wondering: The morale is low because of a couple of things, but mainly YOU. That's right YOU.

9/21/2009 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Next topic was about how pissed off he was that a copy of the bumper sticker order got on SCC website and he wants to number each order in the corner of the each paper that goes out so he will know whos copy it is next time any appear on that "Stupid site". (Jfed's nickname for SCC website)"

Yes Boss, that is a great answer. Number each and every order. Then we sure will know who is doing things. (Um, because there is no such thing as a sharpee, white out, or the good ole tear it off know-how round these here parts. Call all PO's are just a bunch of hicks who ain't got a brain.

Aw shucks boss you be so smart, so smart.

And why would he care where the gosh-darn thing got posted. You'd think a that the "greatest thought ever thunked up" he'd wanted it posted on billboards, and sides of buildings, and store front windows, because on a police force in the city the likes of CHICAGO yup, HOW'S MY DRIVING ranks highest of all potential possibilities of making this a much improved department.

9/21/2009 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about this one to cure the manpower shortage.

Merely reassign the Policy Group back to the dist. Each and every time JFeb's comes up with a "GRAND NEW PLAN" put it up for discussion on SCC.

Because its anonymous there will be some comments to consider after weeding out the usual moaning, bitching and complaining.

It's free, it will provide accurate input from the street officers (someone they NEVER consider when implementing these new POLICIES) and HQ can get honest feedback and not yes-men answers.

9/21/2009 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV) said...

Da WEISel's half-baked schemes are not only diabolical and Orwellian. They are downright Pelosian!

All Hail da Messiah! Allah akbar!

9/21/2009 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. Higher up, aka retiring next year, stated " why don't we have a meeting that focuses on How we can make it easier for the rank and file to do their job?" Instead we have the same meetings every month (now get this) that tell us Exactly what we already know."

Finally a beacon of light amongst the misery of the kiss-ass clan.

Kudos, can you run for FOP President.

9/21/2009 01:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if the Police department and Home and Security is gonna raise the Terror Threat Level. From what I have seen on the Fox news channel there was chatter by text messaging, "The Wedding cake is ready." There are several sleeper cells in this country just waiting. And a major city maybe the target.

9/21/2009 01:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha a number atop each order so he knows where the order comes from? That will be impossible to overcome!

9/21/2009 02:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wanted to say...

I LOVE THIS BLOG!!!

Thanks, SCC. :-)

9/21/2009 02:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the only commander with balls like that now is RL from 025. Hes going soon and doesnt give a S*%t. I saw him at a doc meeting and he basically told Brust "yea robberies are up in 025, its summer and you have us chasing shootings all day long, what do you expect?"

9/21/2009 02:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could J-Fed be getting delusional?

Since he was never the police (it made me ill to see him in uniform at the Candlelight Vigil) he just doesn't get the concept and never will.

His mission to destroy the once proud to Serve and Protect Chicago Police Department for the greedy Shortshanks.

To kill all aggressiveness, to turn us into a bunch of clerks and revenue collectors.

To fight crime by not reporting it, downgrading it and killing it on paper. By alll means keep it out of the news, which they have bought off.

WE should post a count down calendar on when his contract is up, and another until the next mayoral election.

Stay Safe, we have to outlast the bastards and VOTE.

9/21/2009 03:13:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

AH HAH!!

GOTCHOAZZ MUTHAFUCKAAZZ!!!

LET THE CRYING & MUFFLED SINGLE GUNSHOTS FROM BEHIND LOCKED DOORS AT 3510 BEGIN!!

What's the matter j-fart? Are you scared YOU'RE going to get a 7.65mm Tokarev with one chambered round slid across YOUR desk after a phone call from short-biggie to "be a good soldier and do what's right"?

Looking over your shoulders yet you no-talent gold stars? You ass-clowns jolly well better... The Daley Inc./NKVD cookie trucks have been circling the block to catch your funky asses looking th wrong way. (ain't that hard since most of you are guilty of impersonating the Police anyway)

Yeah... The peed-on peons in Patrol are laughing at you. The dance will soon be over and you over promoted members of the lucky sperm club are going to pay the piper. You can cry to your clout for help but just like you fucks tell us, help ain't coming!

You fools keep on flinging shit at Policemen in a desperate effort to see what's going to stick. Is it because the smartest muthafuckahs ever in the history of CPD are just flat fuckin' out of stupid ass ideas?

Try this on for size, how about you road scholars try DOING WHAT'S FUCKIN' RIGHT FOR A CHANGE?

GOD BLESS the unnamed BOSS who told it like it is! We've said for years that the so called problem with the Police Dept. was a figment of a certain sweaty little man's feverish imagination. Only those who slavishly kneel behind him anxiously awaiting their next feeding are beholden to him and have bought into and perpetuated his 'shit on the Police' mentality.

Their biggest fear is the sun shining on the bullshit and thievery they've been orchestrating... The seek to destroy the Policeman because the Policeman is the siren of warning to the upright ctizens to shake off the hallucination and heed what is going on.

9/21/2009 03:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

j-fed, the problem with the police department at a traumatic level--- the blue boys will not work for him because of the rub job he did to cozzi and other things in general--- a true piece of shit who doesn't have a chance in this town ever--- my cuffs are almost rusted shut because they haven't been applied to an offender's wrists in a long while and this will continue until the beady eyed freak is long gone------

9/21/2009 03:40:00 PM  
Blogger John said...

Two new commander are very good choices. I worked with both of them.

Kenny is great guy, always looking out for his troops.

Rick Elmer is also a person who watches out for the troops.

I worked with both of them,
old retired guy

9/21/2009 04:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This friggin J-Fraud and his merry band of can't figure it outs are reaching for straws.

They are at the end of the rope and drowning fast.

Hey Mike Masters and Ray Ray, bring in some more three year wonders to your policy group to help advise you.

I do like Karen Bartuch's "Womens Tactical Association"
Watched them doing some defensive moves at the Academy one day, it was a joke. There are only about 10 of women in the group (All wanna be in the policy group)
I also like the fact the Karen takes 4 hours out of her work day for the BS.
Mike Masters you blow the big one.

9/21/2009 09:38:00 AM

HOLY FUCK!!!!! This has to be a joke, right? What the fuck is a Women's Tactical Association? Can someone shed some light on this? Is the a joke? Way to silly to be real.

9/21/2009 04:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The FBI sent Weis to run the CPD in order to get even for

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Hanssen

Hannsen being the former Chicago cop, turned Fed, turned shitbag spy.

9/21/2009 04:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CAPTAIN QUEEG.

9/21/2009 04:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Number the corner of the orders?

Yeah, that'll stop it from getting here.

And this guy was a fed expert at what?

9/21/2009 04:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Number the orders? No, that won't do.

Here's what will happen. Several meetings will be held and after a few weeks of "thinking outside the box" and finding a "new paradigm" they'll come up with some really high speed fed shit like creating a copy with different markers on it so that it can be identified.

Too bad we'll just retype the stupidity and post it anyway.

If they spent as much time trying to do the right thing instead of kissing political ass, this place wouldn't be in such a sorry state.

9/21/2009 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous lowly 18th hair-gel cop said...

The reason Angarone is liked and respected is because he doesn't let the needless insidious bull**** on this Dept. get in the way of the people that work for him and them doing their jobs and he does an excellent job of having their backs and looking out for them.
The RARITY of a boss like him in today's department is the remarkable thing.

It's also a sad thing.

I wish him luck.

9/21/2009 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumor from a source at HQ that Commander J.O. from Narcotics is getting moved/dumped for being involved in a bad search warrant that was done last year and was caught on camera (aired on several news networks). Allegedly Commander J.O.(Lt. at time) who was the highest ranking CPD member on scene and orchestrated the warrant was also all over the camera (until it was pointed away). Supposedly, the 10 million dollar federal law suit has the Mayor's ass steaming and JFED's ass puckered.

http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?id=6202173&section=news/local

9/21/2009 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That Commander deserves a nice blow job.

Really.

No, seriously.

9/21/2009 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only commander with balls like that now is RL from 025. Hes going soon and doesnt give a S*%t. I saw him at a doc meeting and he basically told Brust "yea robberies are up in 025, its summer and you have us chasing shootings all day long, what do you expect?"

Your absolutely right, Bobby doesn't give a shit anymore.
He's got JFED and the Mayor by the balls. If they demote him - he's going to sue the shit out of them. Beside's Daley doesn't need the political and religious backlash from the Humboldt Park Ministers and Politicians. He already has the west and southside ministers/activists on his ass.

9/21/2009 05:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only one with balls to make a comment like that and he is retiring soon is McCotter(but that might be the old McCotter). I dont know him as well under J-Fed.

I heard he was not staying if he had to give up unpaid days, and was going to leave around Labor Day. Guess you can't believe any thing you hear these days.

9/21/2009 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Number the corner of each order, that ranks up there with the bumber sticker idea and most other dumb ideas that have come from 35th.
___________________________________

Oh you're so smart J-Fed. Like we won't liquid paper over the number or tear it off before we scan it. What a fuckin' idiot.

9/21/2009 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God, there were some REALLY FUNNY POSTS listed here today...I had tears in my eyes.
Yes, WEISel, I fear the end is near for your pathetic almost two year 'tenure of misery' here. I only hope that Masters, Jackson/Cuello, Peterson, Dugan and Rambo Ray follow your sorry ass out the door in single file. I would even pay the 'egg crew' who saluted WEISel and co. last week Þo give them all a proper sendoff as they drive out of the lot at 3510 on their final trip away from us!

9/21/2009 06:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: How about a thread on things that would happen if Mauer became superintendant?

9/21/2009 06:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Later, you rotten female poodle!

9/21/2009 08:07:00 AM

Hey! keep the canine genus out of this cpd shit.

signed:
poodle groupie

9/21/2009 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A low-paid receptionist says:

White-out still works for removing numbers in corners of papers that can't be seen once you copy it.

9/21/2009 06:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait till next week. Watch the blog for an update. You think J-Fed is pissed now wait till he sees this. We will need the support of all po's for this.

9/21/2009 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Angarone of 18 is a prince. They do need more like him.....

9/21/2009 07:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Word at lunch at 35th street today was that the un named higher up was Mc Cotter or Dugan. I guess both have been butting heads with the Jfed.

9/21/2009 08:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This site makes me smile !
I can't wait for Jfed to be gone. *

*SCC can you put up a countdown board that reminds us how much time is left in Jfed's contract?

Thanks, R.K.J. 003th dist.

9/21/2009 08:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can people like Superitendent Jodi Weis, Mike Masters and Deputy Superintendent Danny Dugan openly discuss how great of a guy the Commanders of 018, 001, 016, Deputy Chief of Area 3 and the Deputy Chief of CCG are at various meetings and in open conversation? They don't do shit! I would be doing just fine and in a great mood all the time and have plenty of free time to go talk to the troops, the Aldermen and the communty. Put their ass in 003 and lets see how great they are! Fuck you CPD Bullshit upper management! I work harder than these fucks and I work in Community Policing in Area 1 and I can't get a minute of OT because of budget cuts but you can pay yor Administrative Sergeant Hamilton Lieutenants pay! I still don't have a fucking contract and its only 2 people in this fucked up office besides me thanks to Lt. Harmon's fucked up ass! Yeah we know you told Dugan to cut office staff. You of all people should know fucking better! Didn't he supervise the 7th District criminal P.O.'s! Fuck you again!

9/21/2009 08:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1.) No contract, and this includes time before the ecomomy went south.

2.) Poorly funded pension. At the end of the day, the only reason to become a big city cop is the pension.

3.) Outrageously high property taxes.

4.) Lack of police and dumping of Section 8 assholes into formerly decent neighborhoods where police live.

9/21/2009 09:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

07:37, you are correct. Ernie Brown to be next Supe.

9/21/2009 09:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I wonder if the Police department and Home and Security is gonna raise the Terror Threat Level. From what I have seen on the Fox news channel there was chatter by text messaging, "The Wedding cake is ready." There are several sleeper cells in this country just waiting. And a major city maybe the target.

9/21/2009 01:39:00 PM

What cake? I am hungry, where can I get a piece? Some where, some time, some place, something will happen. I have this on a good source. Heard this in the next stall. Now get a life!

9/21/2009 09:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Went to the 35th last week to submit some stuff, saw JFed walk out of the building. Boy, tell you the truth I have no respect for this guy. I just looked at him and never even acknowledge his presence. You don't even feel he is BLUE inside him. Feels like a RAT or Snitch to me. And one more thing, he does looks weird. Indescribable. Don't know, is it his hair, shoulder, head, face, body . . . . everything about him . . . . I'll take anybody except this MORON.
9/21/2009 12:22:00 PM

#################################

It makes no difference if you acknowledge him or not.

HE WILL NOT ACKNOWLEDGE YOU.

He feels that he is ABOVE us.

9/21/2009 09:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT. THE SUN TIMES IS REPORTING THAT AN EX-CHEIF OF DETECTIVES IS STILL RECEIVING HIS PENSION EVEN THOUGH HE IS BEHIND BARS. THEY ARE CLAIMING THAT THE TAX PAYERS HARD EARNED DOLLARS ARE FUNDING THIS. IM NOT POSITIVE BUT DON'T WE FUND OUR OWN PENSION?? CAN ANYONE CLARIFY THIS

9/21/2009 09:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If members of the police board actually read this blog then they know what a joke Weis is and should take cases he signs off on with a grain of salt.

They are mostly comprised of lawyers and should smack the supt and iad for sending cases to then that afre not and should not ever been sustained !

9/21/2009 09:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We're not here to start no trouble
we're just here to do the chalkie shuffle.

9/21/2009 09:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weis' response? Field contact the innocent subjects. Then he jumped in his truck, and he and other members of the imperial high command policy licking group hightailed it out of there before it got too dangerous. Egg dripping off his vehicle and various other locations on high commands posteriors and orifices

No police service, no police action.

Thanks Jody and members of the imperial high command policy licking group, for showing us what leadership and courage is all about.I hope they teach that at one of those stupid workshops you're always shoving down ouur throats.

9/21/2009 09:32:00 AM
*****************************

THIS BUGS ME!!

We are such PUSSIES with the SHITHEADS now .....NEVER used to be but these " NEW higher ups and political bosses" are so TOUGH with the RANK AND FILE (regarding piunishing US) especially on the RANK AND FILE that is NOT afraid of the dealing with the SHITHEADS!

GO FIGURE............

Do we follow a guy that runs into the fray or the one that runs AWAY?

Hell gimme some EGGS!!!

9/21/2009 10:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me explain this one more time....NO contract....me no give a f*ck!

9/21/2009 10:36:00 PM  
Blogger hiflyer767 said...

Jfed glared at him and stated "anything else?"
...

++++++

I wonder which eye he glared at him with...the one high on his MAGNANIMOUS FOREHEAD or the one by his LEFT CHEEK???

9/21/2009 11:01:00 PM  
Blogger hiflyer767 said...

Just a suggestion SCC, but I'd stop posting scans of the actual orders. Just say you have it, we're going to believe you. If Weis talks to his fed buddies, they can give him a lot better ways than just numbering copies to figure out who is giving the info to you. You don't want your sources to get burned.

9/21/2009 08:33:00 AM
++++++
Considering J-Fraud was a member of the upper echelons of the FBI, this idea of numbering the orders in the corners IS probably the kind of ideas he'd get from the rest of the GOOFS at FEEB HQ. I don't think we've got too much to worry about.

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9/21/2009 11:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MY OFFICIAL PREDICTION:

11 Days 'til J-Fed is the new head of security for Chicago 2016.

PRESS RELEASE:

Because he is "good at terrorists" as Mayor daley says, and also multi-tasking (oh, wait he got fired from his second job) oops, scratch that, J-Fed has been appointed to head security for an event 7 years away. Also, the price of 2.1 mil for those seven years will make those milton bradley and alex rios contracts look good.

9/21/2009 11:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...how pissed off [Weis] was that a copy of the bumper sticker order got on SCC website and he wants to number each order in the corner of the each paper that goes out so he will know whose copy it is..."

A police superintendent -- a former Federal agent -- who never heard of white-out.

He'll never make detective at this rate...

This is as bad as the paranoid ship captain in Herman Wouk's The Caine Mutiny who had a huge trial over a missing bowl of strawberries.

Mayor Daley is not only clinically insane, he quite naturaly seeks to surround himself with other weird people -- Weis being a prime example. This city is doomed.

9/21/2009 11:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On Friday the 18th, the 006th district at the request of soon to be ex alderman crookin Brookings, requested a field roll call at 80 Emerald, to deal with some bs gang drug complaint.

Weis and company showed up, and got bitched and punked out by one of the local denizens who was'nt impressed with his title or his 310k salary.

To add insult to injury, eggs began flying out of nowhere, and Weis and members of his imperial high command policy licking got splattered. Wacked. Make MINE sunny side up please.




please, Please, PLEASE tell me that this is BULLSHIT. Tell me that this is some sort of made up fabrication from "Bizzaro" world, and he just left.

Please?

9/22/2009 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Hanssen

Hannsen being the former Chicago cop, turned Fed, turned shitbag spy.

9/21/2009 04:30:00 PM

If you learn how to do something so fundamental, such as reading, you might notice that Robert Hanssen was NEVER a Chicago Police Officer. His dad was, but not him. Thanks for making the rest of us look smart.

9/22/2009 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"If they gave all of the patrol Officers the oppratunity to run for superintendent,what would you do to make this a better Department?

9/21/2009 06:23:00 AM"


Remember that thing that happened, in a certain garage on clark street, many, many moons ago?

9/22/2009 02:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"After all, it wouldn't be the first time a Fed's Achilles tendons were a little too tight.

9/21/2009 06:42:00 AM"



Not that there's 'anyting wong wit dat!'.......

9/22/2009 02:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Why don't WE suspend J-Fed for the remainder of his contract?

9/21/2009 08:28:00 AM"


Already done.

Haven't you been paying attention?

9/22/2009 02:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, moron 9/22/2009 02:12:00 AM:

If you even bother to read the article YOU cited: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Hanssen

If you learn how to do something so fundamental, such as reading, you might notice that Robert Hanssen was NEVER a Chicago Police Officer. His dad was, but not him. Thanks for making the rest of us look smart.

It says: “he took a job with an accounting firm but quit to join the Chicago Police Department.”

Unfortunately, Hanssen WAS a Chicago Cop. Dontcha love guys who try to make themselves look better by taking pot shots at others?

9/22/2009 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Hanssen

Hannsen being the former Chicago cop, turned Fed, turned shitbag spy.

9/21/2009 04:30:00 PM

If you learn how to do something so fundamental, such as reading, you might notice that Robert Hanssen was NEVER a Chicago Police Officer. His dad was, but not him. Thanks for making the rest of us look smart.

9/22/2009 12:45:00 AM

Back at you.......read it again. He WAS a Chicago Police Officer. I know two people who were in his academy class. He worked in IAD.

9/22/2009 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:45 AM

Get your facts straight Hansen and his father were both CPD. The younger Hansen was part of the
"C-5" unit under Mitchel Ware. A screwed up unit if there ever was one. Then he went to an even more screwed up group, the FBI.

9/22/2009 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What cake? I am hungry, where can I get a piece? Some where, some time, some place, something will happen. I have this on a good source. Heard this in the next stall. Now get a life!

9/21/2009 09:19:00 PM

See it's conplacement mother fuckers like you that we don't need on this job. You need to pay attention more. You may have not heard, but when the terrorist use that term "wedding cake," it means an attack is emminant, and ready for delivery. Now back to your shitting problem...Why are you sharing a stall?

9/22/2009 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Truer words could not have been spoken about Anger-1.

JW

9/22/2009 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Hanssen

Hannsen being the former Chicago cop, turned Fed, turned shitbag spy.

9/21/2009 04:30:00 PM

If you learn how to do something so fundamental, such as reading, you might notice that Robert Hanssen was NEVER a Chicago Police Officer. His dad was, but not him. Thanks for making the rest of us look smart.

9/22/2009 12:45:00 AM

Hanssen worked in C-5.

9/22/2009 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Hanssen

Hannsen being the former Chicago cop, turned Fed, turned shitbag spy.

9/21/2009 04:30:00 PM

If you learn how to do something so fundamental, such as reading, you might notice that Robert Hanssen was NEVER a Chicago Police Officer. His dad was, but not him. Thanks for making the rest of us look smart.

9/22/2009 12:45:00 AM

wow, you use big words like fundamental and have no reading comprehension whatsoever

I'll quote it for you - "Early life

Hanssen was born in Chicago, Illinois, to a Lutheran family of mixed Danish-Polish and German descent. His father was a Chicago police officer.

After graduating from William Howard Taft High School in 1962, Hanssen attended Knox College in Galesburg, Illinois where he received a B.A. in chemistry in 1966. While at Knox, he took an interest in Russian through elective courses. Originally set to become a doctor, Hanssen instead enrolled in Northwestern University Dental School.[8] He did well academically, but said that he "didn't like spit all that much".[9] He switched to business after three years,[10] and received an MBA in 1971. After graduating, he took a job with an accounting firm but quit to join the Chicago Police Department as an internal affairs investigator, specializing in forensic accounting. Hanssen left the Department after two years, transferring to the FBI in January 1976."

So don't just cursorily scan articles, because YES his dad was CPD and so was he!!!! Now who is the BIG-DUMB????

9/22/2009 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If members of the police board actually read this blog then they know what a joke Weis is and should take cases he signs off on with a grain of salt.

They are mostly comprised of lawyers and should smack the supt and iad for sending cases to then that afre not and should not ever been sustained !

===================================
Yes...they are waiting with baited breath for your opinion.

9/22/2009 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Hanssen

Hannsen being the former Chicago cop, turned Fed, turned shitbag spy.

9/21/2009 04:30:00 PM

If you learn how to do something so fundamental, such as reading, you might notice that Robert Hanssen was NEVER a Chicago Police Officer. His dad was, but not him. Thanks for making the rest of us look smart.


After graduating, he took a job with an accounting firm but quit to join the Chicago Police Department as an internal affairs investigator, specializing in forensic accounting. Hanssen left the Department after two years, transferring to the FBI in January 1976.

ok..forensic accounting..but still CPD

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9/22/2009 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special Agent Hansen was on our job for about two years. He worked in 018. His father was a Lieutenant.

9/22/2009 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The reason Angarone is liked and respected is because he doesn't let the needless insidious bull**** on this Dept. get in the way of the people that work for him and them doing their jobs and he does an excellent job of having their backs and looking out for them.

-------------

The reason cops like Angarone is because Angarone was a cop.

9/22/2009 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Robert Hannsen was a Chicago Policeman for two years in the seventies.

Read the Early Life segment of the Wiki link YOU posted and you will see.

*Shakes head and rolls eyes*

9/22/2009 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RDO. Took an afternoon siesta. Dreamed shortshanks did not get the olympics, and Kirby was led away in handcuffs. One very pleasant dream.

9/22/2009 04:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Best and the Brightest said...

Special Agent Hansen was on our job for about two years. He worked in 018. His father was a Lieutenant.

9/22/2009 12:06:00 PM

Daddy and sonny boy were on the "crack" Michigan Avenue Detail. When men were men and horses were scared.

9/22/2009 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe Tom Walton was in Hannsen's homeroom.

9/22/2009 07:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Hanssen

Hannsen being the former Chicago cop, turned Fed, turned shitbag spy.

9/21/2009 04:30:00 PM


A spy yes, but one who had a 22 year career as a spy due in part to the arrogance of the FBI and their dependence on lie detector tests. A regular audit of his bank accounts and charge accounts would have revealed very quickly that he was living large, quite beyond his means as an FBI agent. The rest would have been easy.

9/22/2009 09:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Mayor Daley is not only clinically insane, he quite naturally seeks to surround himself with other weird people -- Weis being a prime example. This city is doomed."

--9/21/2009 11:55:00 PM

Big shakeup at CTA board today; Daley protege' board president Carol Brown and the vice chair walked out together and went to dinner. They said on the news tonight that this would "give the CTA a fresh new look" or something. Maybe if we redesign the CTA logo again it'll stop people from urinating on buses, etc.

Doomed.

9/22/2009 10:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
What cake? I am hungry, where can I get a piece? Some where, some time, some place, something will happen. I have this on a good source. Heard this in the next stall. Now get a life!

9/21/2009 09:19:00 PM

See it's conplacement mother fuckers like you that we don't need on this job. You need to pay attention more. You may have not heard, but when the terrorist use that term "wedding cake," it means an attack is emminant, and ready for delivery. Now back to your shitting problem...Why are you sharing a stall?

9/22/2009 08:51:00 AM

City does not care so why should I care? Daley said he was not worried so that is good enough for me. He is our leader. People talk in stalls and I listen. Sometimes, I am there for hours. I still want a piece of cake.

9/23/2009 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous emminant and conplacement said...

See it's conplacement mother fuckers like you that we don't need on this job. You need to pay attention more. You may have not heard, but when the terrorist use that term "wedding cake," it means an attack is emminant, and ready for delivery. Now back to your shitting problem...Why are you sharing a stall?

----------

My colostomy bag is at the dry cleaners.

9/26/2009 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Follow the commander of 018 is right but only out of morbid curiosity.

11/14/2009 12:23:00 PM  

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