Monday, September 21, 2009

It's True


But it's rescinded?

Still, it is indisputable proof of the vast disconnect between the workers in the field and the idiots currently ensconced at HQ.

Non disciplinary? The Department was going to pull cars off the streets to answer this? They were going to bury the sergeants in more paperwork? The reduced administrative staffs were going to keep track of this how?

And we're just positive that the Commander and Deputies and Assistant Superintendents were going to have these stickers affixed to their cars?

A very sad day that this even made it into print, let alone into an actual policy.

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103 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

'non-disciplinary'... just like the verbal program? the one where you have to watch a video with the watch commander after 3 complaints, and end up in bis after 5... if that's non disciplinary, I'd rather simply be disciplined....

9/21/2009 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG!!!! I don't even know what to say. WE ARE THE POLICE!! We are supposed to be able to drive through redlights, stop sign, etc.. You just know that people would be calling left and right.
I just can't even believe that the bosses could be this dumb.
I think i've seriously lost all hope now. If our bosses are this dumb, then how can they possibly lead us.
Just beyond all dumbness.

9/21/2009 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so what's the deal? when are we getting the stickers?

9/21/2009 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a way for the brass to reduce crime . Take coppers off the street to do paper work and there will be less crime. Do a arrest that takes two to three hrs because of fucked up computer systems equals less crime.

9/21/2009 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My Police car has just turned into a Fire Truck! It will sit in one place until it is called.

9/21/2009 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well now that we know that it is real what will happen? Well 1st thet will now take EVEN MORE police off the street to answer the phones and file out the reports from the people that call in to make a report. But if we are smart we will just call the number ourselves and have our friends and family call and say how great of a job we are doing. How will they know if the call is legit? Everytime I see a car on the street I will call and report how nice and courteous the officer is.

Thats what we should all do. I have 1200 minutes on my phone. I will be using them now.

BRING IT ON.

9/21/2009 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how did u hear it was resinded? i see nothing that says that

9/21/2009 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sharpies do wonders to bumper stickers.


I'm not saying; I'm just saying.

9/21/2009 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous SCC Fan said...

Don't question the Policy Group. Remember, they were handpicked; by a guy who was never the POLICE, and was despised by other FBI employees.

Face it, it's getting worse every damn day...

9/21/2009 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A very sad day that this even made it into print, let alone into an actual policy.




Yes it is. But honestly, is anyone surprised?



Really?

9/21/2009 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHA...I wish it were true. We wouldn't have to get to jobs quickly at all. "I didn't want people thinking I was a porr driver."
Absolute MORONS!!!!

9/21/2009 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Absolutely fucking nitwits at HQ! The biggest mother fucking idiots have to wear brass!

I actually heard at a beat meeting from a citizen, "Is there anyway that the police can lower their sirens. They are too loud!"

Now how many goofy citizens are we going to deal with like the above?

Can you imagine all of the frivolous calls on this bullshit?!?!?

Tonight I saw a squad running with lights, sirens and flashing its spotlight on a civillian who would not pull to the right. I can see the complaint this ignorant citizen would lodge against that unit!!

YOU numbskulls at HQ behind this bullshit have got to be the poorest excuse for cops this department has ever seen! Unfucking believable!!!

9/21/2009 12:42:00 AM  
Blogger OLD*6970 said...

IT WOULD REALLY GIVE copwatch
A BUSY DAY... YOU CAN BARELY GET
THRU TO 311 AS IT IS...
THE FEDS ARE GOOD AT ADMINISTRATION
AND MAKING UP SHIT TO ADMINISTRATE.

THE DISCONNECT IS NOT ONLY TO THE
FIELD BUT WITH REALITY AS WELL...

JUST SAYIN...

9/21/2009 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Complete disconnect is spot on. What a shame to see our once great society crumble before our eyes.

9/21/2009 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the policy group has all this free time on their hands why don't they spend their time in:
getting us some functioning equipment so we can do the fucking job. Thanks in advance.

9/21/2009 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Ultimate Tactical Warrior said...

Hello out there/their, fellow gang and tac warriors! I think some of the old hen's are making a little too much out of this. Especially you, SCC. If the white shirts came up with it, then they must have had a good reason. I'm not too worried though, because I use my own personal car for half my pinches. (I drive a sweet, yellow, Volkswagon Bug.) Like the other week when I was out vacationing in Fox Lake. I was out walking around, working on my tan, when I came upon this punk kid, smoking a rolled up, suspect cannabis, joint.

He claimed it was only tobacco, but that's for the crime lab to decide. After delivering 32 open hand strikes to his head, I threw him in my trunk, then drove to the district my team was working out of, so everyone would get credit. On the paper, I wrote it up that I found the junkie at 18th and Cermak. Is anything wrong with that? No. Just like there's nothing wrong with buying your supervisor a present. Last Christmas I bought my Sergeant a fondue set.

Someday, I'll hopefully end up like those guys that flipped involved in the S.O.S. scandal. I saw them on the news the other day, wearing suits, and having cool shades on. They looked like they didn't have a care in the world. Anyway, enough about me, I'm on my 4th shot of Apple Pucker and there's crime out there to be fought. To all my fellow gang and tac warriors, be safe out there.

9/21/2009 12:56:00 AM  
Blogger NorthSide said...

Dept. Notice 09-35 is beyond the pale. At first blush, the "mastermind(s)" should be charged with AGGRAVATED DOUCHEBAGGERY, a Class "X" felony.

It's even worse. This is not the magnus opus of a garden variety sadistic psychopath.

Time to peruse the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV TR). I fear that we are dealing with an epidemic of paranoid schizophrenia at Fort Fellatio.

Notify the APA and CDC forthwith.

9/21/2009 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a stack of "HOWS MY DRIVING? CALL 1800 EAT SHIT" stickers that will cover each and every one of these fuck you Jody we are not Fed Ex we are not UPS we are not JB HUNT we ARE, however, TIRED OF BEING SCRUTINIZED BY GHETTO FUCKING BS REVS AND TIRED OF YOU TAKING A BOW TO THE IDIOT MAYOR!!! You dont like my driving??? ask how happy my driving made the armed robbery victim when I caught the offender! How happy my driving made the poor girl who almost got raped when I made the illegal u turn and caught the offender! Or the multiple drug deals caught in the act as a result of my rude driving! You want safe driving? CALL FUCKING GEICO!!! YOU WANT TO FUCK MORALE EVEN MORE... INSTITUTE THIS BULLSHIT ORDER!!!

9/21/2009 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

here we are doing tvbs up the a$$ for no license, suspended/revoked license (for dui's none the less), no insurance, non-compliance in so many ways...but yet BOZO on the street knows better than CPD bout traffic laws...setting up how many countless lawsuits going backwards throwing out ALL those traffic tickets by CPD 'who don't know how to enforce traffic laws/drive emergency vehicles?!

THINK IT OUT shortshank-jfed money hungry olympic 2016 think tanks!!!

9/21/2009 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This just goes to show you that the guy on the bottom right looks more like a ass-h le.
Can we fing out who made this up?
So know when i see him on the news i'll think of this stupid ass order

9/21/2009 01:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now, unless it's a 10-1, I sit and wait for red light to change even if I am going with Lights and Siren on!
I give up - 35th Street Wins....
25+ years I've been doing what I thought was right, now I'll do what they want, NOTHING!!!!

9/21/2009 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Park your car dead center in the middle of your beat when not responding to a call and do not move for the whole tour of duty. Do it some place that you can justify giving special attention. While shit is in place not one parker or MCC mover!

TRP

9/21/2009 01:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what a fucking joke. can anyone remind me why i look forward to my job of being berated daily?

9/21/2009 01:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i've got no problem with this, so long as every exempt has the same stupid sticker plastered on their take home car and j.w. and daley has one plastered all over there giant security envoy. time to see who else is hiring.

9/21/2009 02:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm so glad that I have retired
from this cluster fuck!!!!!!

9/21/2009 02:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've been on furlough and when the guys told me about this I thought for sure they were screwing with me. I now have come to learn that this is true and I'm shocked to say the least. I have come to expect many silly things now a days with this sad department, but this is beyond DUMB!!! Can this job get any worse? When I told friends and family about this they didn't believe. Why would they continue to grow a buerocracy that is so bloated? CPD is an embarrassment!

9/21/2009 02:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was never meant for police and fire depts. It was issued from the hall for all other bereaus, it also was distributed by an exempt who didn't send it through the chain. I'm sure heads will roll on this. The Supe and inner circle knew nothing about it....

9/21/2009 02:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Authenticated by RDR.

Who is RDR?

9/21/2009 02:27:00 AM  
Anonymous J.D. LaRue said...

How's my driving?
Dial 1-800-FUK-JFED

9/21/2009 02:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who comes up with this horseshit?

Is it just this jagoff J-Fed?

Brust, Cuello, Dugan, Hamilton, Ladner, Masters, O'Keefe or all of the above?

9/21/2009 02:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder how many over educated goofs it took to think this one up?

You know who you are...the ones with the 12 degrees from st louis and pheonix universities?

IDIOTS!

9/21/2009 04:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe it's the same bull**** they tried to feed us about TRR's... "Non disciplinary"... yeah, my ass...

Too much private sector thinking in a public sector job.

9/21/2009 05:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Former Cops,

Immediately, you should stop considering yourselves as COPs. You are Safety Officers who obey and enforce all traffic laws. Please shield your eyes when poochy is laughing at you. The effects are only temporary. Carry on.

Ps: Everyone has WD-40. Take the stickers off as they come on.

9/21/2009 05:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was never meant for police and fire depts. It was issued from the hall for all other bereaus, it also was distributed by an exempt who didn't send it through the chain. I'm sure heads will roll on this. The Supe and inner circle knew nothing about it....

9/21/2009 02:24:00 AM

Really ? Then why is jody's name at the bottom of it ? If his name was put to the order without his approval, then maybe someone's head will rill, but, I seriously doubt it.

9/21/2009 05:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll now find a nice spot where I can get a wi-fi signal,open a bag of popcorn and relax. Years ago we were told "don't let the job work you, work the job".

This latest directive or whatever it is,goes beyond insanity and whoever wrote it and/or implemented it was NEVER the police. What a joke they, THEY,made this department. To you youngsters, we were once the "real police". I'll bet the management of KMART or Target could manage the department better.

9/21/2009 05:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we are not Fed Ex we are not UPS we are not JB HUNT we ARE, however, TIRED OF BEING SCRUTINIZED BY GHETTO FUCKING BS REVS AND TIRED OF YOU TAKING A BOW TO THE IDIOT MAYOR!!!
***********************************
I agree. But it gets worse.

FYI: I just heard some "community activist" is demanding that a Park or Monument be erected in honor of all the "victims" of Cmdr. Jon Burge. Furthermore, this chump say's it should be paid for by CPD. This is being reported by WBBM newsradio.



You know who you are...the ones with the 12 degrees from st louis and pheonix universities?

IDIOTS!

***********************************

You are the idiot. I think you mean Lewis University. St Louis University ranks up there with University of Chicago and other such schools. It is about $50,000 per year for undergrad degree. However, I'll give you applause for the University of Phoenix slam!

9/21/2009 05:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sad, nothing else to say.

9/21/2009 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sgt, I don't recall the alleged incident. Who's my accuser?Was it the guy I gave the speeding ticket too? Was it the gangbanger I conducted the field interview with? Was it....
What do you mean you can't tell me?

Hey Sarge, how about the driving complaint you'll get tomorrow? Do you want to know the accuser?

9/21/2009 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best bumper sticker on a squad would have been "HOWS YOUR DRIVING?" but alas...So the newest proposal was stolen from UPS. From now on: 3rd watch cars can only make left turns; 1st watch cars can only make right turns; 2nd watch, Caps, Tact, Dix, and all others, may turn in any direction they wish. UPS swears this saves on gas, time, and prevents accidents. Enjoy, everyone...Oh my, it's just been rescinded!

9/21/2009 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Authenticated by RDR.

Who is RDR?

9/21/2009 02:27:00 AM

R*eally
D*eranged
R*obot

9/21/2009 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello, 311! I just saw this ginormous black SUV blow a stop sign, then another. Description? The driver was wearing a badge around his neck on a chain and the passenger had a giant forehead...

9/21/2009 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
My Police car has just turned into a Fire Truck! It will sit in one place until it is called.

9/21/2009 12:24:00 AM


I've been doing that since the contract expired.

9/21/2009 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF?

I took the Police exam so I wouldn't have to follow the traffic laws anymore!

;- )

9/21/2009 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Curious Minds Wanna Know said...

Who is the ADS, Finance and Human Resources Group?

9/21/2009 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it is a great idea. I will now become a model driver, an example to my fellow citizens. Beginning forthwith and immediately I will no longer chase down citizens and issue tickets for the various forms of errant behavior behind the wheel that I witness each day.

I will simply drive in a legal and careful manner so as to be a good example to the citizens. I will maintain the speed limit and obey all traffic laws scrupulously.

Add the good driving to my already good behavior to avoid lawsuits and indictments and I have become a model officer for my Superintendent. No bad driving, no liability caused by bad arrests, no illegal activity whatsoever. In fact, no fucking nothing.

It is easier to explain to my WC as to why I do nothing than to justify an arrest in Federal Court or to answer a citizen complaint about why I did not signal my intentions on a turn.

Finally, after over 25 years I am getting this police stuff down pat. Thanks Jody. My job has gotten a lot easier since you blew into town.

9/21/2009 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J.D. LaRue said...
How's my driving?
Dial 1-800-FUK-JFED

9/21/2009 02:35:00 AM


How's my driving?
Dial 1-800-FEDS-SUK


How's my driving?
Dial 1-800-JFEDSaBOZO


How's my driving?
Dial 1-800-FUKdaMAYOR


How's my driving?
Dial 1-800-FUKdaLYMPICS


How's my driving?
Dial 1-800-WHAT-PEA-BRAIN-THOUGHT-THIS-SHIT-UP?


How's my driving?
Dial 1-800-DO-YOU-BELIEVE-THE-CPD-ACTUALLY-PUT-THIS-BUMPER-STICKER-ON -MY-CAR?

9/21/2009 07:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will change the number on the bumper stickers to the Supts # :

How's my driving?
Dial 1-312-745-6100

9/21/2009 07:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DAD WAKE UP, THE DISPATCHER IS CALLING YOUR BEAT NUMBER.ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. WORDS SPOKEN TO ME FROM MY 4YEAR OLD.

9/21/2009 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

REMEMBER THE "BIAS FREE CITY STICKERS" ON THE REAR BUMPERS, THOSE FELL OFF TOO. CHEAP MATERIAL( WALSH PRINTING & GLUE COMPANY)

9/21/2009 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This department is doomed. Bring back Maurer.

9/21/2009 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous HATER said...

SO I GUESS I CANT:

DRIVE DOWN A 1 WAY STREET ANY MORE

DRIVE ON THE SIDEWALK

DRIVE ON THE GRASS AT THE LOCAL PARK

SPLASH DOPE BOYS STANDING IN THE RAIN ON VACANT CORNERS

DRIVE THRU VACANT LOTS

OH WELL I HOPE THOSE POOR DOMESTIC VICTIMS KNOW JUDO TO FEND OFF THEIR HUBBYS ASS WHOPPING.

I GUESS THE AMBULANCE BETTER BE PATIENT WHEN THEY NEED ME TO OPEN DOORS FOR THEM IN THE PROJECTS

BUT AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE MISSION AND HOT SPOT THAT NEVER CHANGE!!!

9/21/2009 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not have "counter" stickers printed up that read...

Seen My So Called Leadership?
Call 1-800-JFEDOUT

9/21/2009 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous JFed's Stink Tank said...

"...if we are smart we will just call the number ourselves and have our friends and family call and say how great of a job we are doing. How will they know if the call is legit? Everytime I see a car on the street I will call and report how nice and courteous the officer is.

Thats what we should all do. I have 1200 minutes on my phone. I will be using them now.

BRING IT ON.

9/21/2009 12:24:00 AM


my thinking as well, but take it a step further...

tie up the system with complaints on all sorts of license plate numbers, like from the mayor's security detail, burke's security detail, fed fraud's suv, bosses plate numbers, M-plate numbers from the fire dept, M-plate numbers from the suburbs, M-plate numbers from down cars in the parking lots, M-plate numbers from wrecked cars at area motor maintenance, and, hey, just any bullshit plate number you can come up with!

If and when this order ever goes into effect, if each and every PO, their wife, family and/or friends called in ONE plate per day, the program will be shut down in short order!

9/21/2009 07:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Authenticated by RDR.

Who is RDR?

9/21/2009 02:27:00 AM
__________________________________

It's not authenticated by RDR. RDR is the officer that wrote the order who works at Research and Development. The posted copy on SCC is the version that is posted on automated directives and not an original, authenticated version authenticated by the director of R and D, Rachel Johnston.

9/21/2009 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Hot Pursuit said...

Lets see, no money for hiring the 2,000 plus coppers that are missing, no money for training, oh yeah, no money for new contracts, (for over 2 years)and all sorts of other city services cut or disappearing...

But they do have money for bumper stickers and the manpower for the phone calls?

Something tells me that there is extreme anger and that this is payback... what may have one of us done, OK we stand as a group, what did we do...?

9/21/2009 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous RepublicanCowboy said...

Hopefully the public starts calling 311 when exempts, and take home abusers, are spotted using business cars for personal use..........

9/21/2009 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous 1st and 16th said...

Why do you people still care???? I sit in the park until I get a call and depending what it is I might or might not go to the job. 19P all day everyday, plus its fun to sit on dope jobs for hours and DOG my entire tour watching TV and surfing the web. Wake up, this is what the city wants. So while you young cops are running around chasing that 1 bagger you are disturbing my sleep so either go to 5 or shut the hell up!

9/21/2009 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its obvious that anybody who would even think of this has never driven a squad car. This is what happens when the clouted elite make the rules. We need a boss who was a beat cop, who knows how things actually work. Dummies.

9/21/2009 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ENOUGH!

I find you guilty of gross incompetence and stupidity, and sentence you to four days of no revenue! There will be no tickets issued from Monday through Thursday. You will now have to rely on your red light revenue generators.

So it has been written. So it shall be done.

9/21/2009 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

white spray paint....booyah

9/21/2009 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PLEASE TELL ME IT'S A JOKE BECAUSE I CANT PICTURE OUR EXEMPTS HAVING A MEETING ANOUT THIS AND SAYING "HEY THATS A FOOD IDEA"

9/21/2009 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And you think it couldn't get worse but it has. SCC, have you heard about the newest order coming down the pipe? At stand up roll call each day, the Watch Commander is to place a sign on the back of each officer. The sign simply reads KICK ME.

9/21/2009 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jfraud is a moron, this nimrod brought his buddies here gave them do nlothing jobs, then promotes his driver to sgt( keep up the hard work you poor basterds on midnights you will get ahead) throws working P.O.s under the bus at every chance but protects clout and exempts everytime. Aunt B was declared innocent 2 hours after the search warrant found dope and a gun in her condo, Wedster has no worries she just breaks the law at will, Masters commits UUW but no big deal crump Hale is incompetant and destroyed an already shitty district puts out stpid memos and brings a gun into the airport, the list goes on and on there are two sets of rules on this dept you get fucked if you wear a blue shirt and dont have clout. If your a boss do whatever you want Jfraud is a joke what a waste of good steroids.

9/21/2009 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm tellin ya this is a Shortshanks plan to increase revenue.... people are charged a fee for calling 311. Even on your home telephone there is a charge for calling 311.

It's a money maker, and a paperwork waste of time and manpower, but that's no concern to Daley.

It's the money folks.

9/21/2009 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How stupid can one man (or however many men or women) be to come up with an idea like this for police vehicles? If this is the kind of stuff these overpaid, stuffed white shirts come up with then we are truly f****** in this department. Don't they have more important issues to deal with?

9/21/2009 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous FUGGEDABOUDIT! said...

And pray tell, who is the doomed bastard that is the "Assistant Deputy Superintendent, Finance and Human Resources Group, Bureau of Administrative Services"?

Talk about "a brick" after drawing the short straw! This laughingstock best hide in a bunker.

The ultimate clusterfuck!

9/21/2009 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought it was a joke until my first day back from furlough today. We were told in roll call this morning that the Department decided it was a bad idea!

9/21/2009 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Re-read III. A. if you missed it.

I had no idea, CPD's reckless driving cause so much damage and heartache!

I would like the details.

9/21/2009 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What will the punishment for frivilous or false accusations??

We catch civil suits if we charge a civilian with falsities.

What measures are in place to protect US ?!

9/21/2009 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To Ultimate Tactical Warrior, are you the same author that used to do the "Missy" rants?

9/21/2009 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once again more proof that JFED is far from being the police. What an ass hat!

9/21/2009 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is a fax stating that the notice is online in the department directives, but its not there.

9/21/2009 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anybody know if one needs circus clown experience to be a gold star nowadays?

9/21/2009 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I have a stack of "HOWS MY DRIVING? CALL 1800 EAT SHIT" stickers that will cover each and every one of these fuck you Jody we are not Fed Ex we are not UPS we are not JB HUNT we ARE, however, TIRED OF BEING SCRUTINIZED BY GHETTO FUCKING BS REVS AND TIRED OF YOU TAKING A BOW TO THE IDIOT MAYOR!!! You dont like my driving??? ask how happy my driving made the armed robbery victim when I caught the offender! How happy my driving made the poor girl who almost got raped when I made the illegal u turn and caught the offender! Or the multiple drug deals caught in the act as a result of my rude driving! You want safe driving? CALL FUCKING GEICO!!! YOU WANT TO FUCK MORALE EVEN MORE... INSTITUTE THIS BULLSHIT ORDER!!!

9/21/2009 01:09:00 AM

I Agree with EVERYTHING EXCEPT: The illegal u turn. If you are using the vehicle in an emergency situation, you are authorized to drive with disregard to the law, tehreby making your U turn legal....Unfortunately there will be an investigation anyways!!!

9/21/2009 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...

I'll be sure to put at least one of these stickers on every door down here at C/D. Maybe two or more on the Salley-Port doors.

9/21/2009 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who comes up with this horseshit?

Is it just this jagoff J-Fed?

Brust, Cuello, Dugan, Hamilton, Ladner, Masters, O'Keefe or all of the above?

____________________________


One of the missions of Pete Burst is to repair the relationship between citizens and police. During his research he learned that incident involving marked cars splashing citizens on the curb side were not uncommon. He strongly believes this type of behavior is very indicitive of how trust between police officers and citizens has crumbuled. Therefore, this order was an attempt to allow citizens to report the " sharking" and help repair the damaged relationship between Police and citizens. This is not made up , only a feeb can think like this.

9/21/2009 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

like someone said earlier...we should put decals on the squads and our uniforms. generate $$$$ for the general funds. driving around with tide or viagra plastered all over the place. could i walk around with a preparation h sticker placed on my a**?

9/21/2009 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder how many over educated goofs it took to think this one up?

You know who you are...the ones with the 12 degrees from st louis and pheonix universities?

IDIOTS!

9/21/2009 04:34:00 AM

Those cracker jack box degree idiots aren't the worst. The worst ones are the ones with the law degrees who think they're God's gift to the department when they never had to work amongst the savages we deal with, nor make it in the real world with a law degree.

They typically have kissed several aldermanic asses and yet find themselves holding a JD and working for the police department. I guess the real world had no use for their bullshit ideas, so they come here and cram them down our throats.

They give the few good lawyers the bad name. Now go and look yourselves in the mirror and say, "I guess I am a gutless, ass kissing jag off." You'll feel better about being honest for at least a minute out of your miserable day.

9/21/2009 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make sure the covert vehicles have stickers on them.

P.S. Does this mean that I have to remove the Grateful Dead sticker from my squad or can I put this next to it?

9/21/2009 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW

This guy has absolutely no clue what it is to be the police. This city should be a model to any other city thinking about hiring a fed to head their department. Pathetic

9/21/2009 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i remember i was told by an old timer too keep the car moving and under 30 until i tell you to go park it. i remember i'd stop at stop signs and sit at lights and he would say "why are you doing that? what did i tell you?"

9/21/2009 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear God, this is totally unbelievable. That this department would even think of doing this.

I am not some bitter old veteran. I am a two and a half year wonder (so I don't know anything). I drive carefully and obey all the traffic laws. Except when responding to calls and or if another unit needs an assist.

But now, I will do what this department wants. I will pay so much attention to my driving AND nothing else. Afterall, since this is so important to J-Fed, I will do what he wants.

As a side note, when I worked my lock up facility last night. I made my rounds to make sure everyone is ok. I went from one cell block to another and I heard three shitheads talking to each other. They were talking about this website and how "now we can call the police and complain about their driving. From now on I am going to watch out for police driving like shit so I can complain to them".

9/21/2009 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It just gets better and better for us that live here in this crap ass schity. Maybe if we would have had these on our cars sooner honor students would not be killed on a weekly basis... Yes this will fix everything great move go back to the private sector and let the police be the police you fake!

9/21/2009 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So let me get this straight- the shitbags driving WITHOUT a DL or insurance can call and complain about me?

9/21/2009 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They've only abandoned this in favor of the as yet unannounced "Ticket The Police" program in which random citizens are deputized and given ticket books and a shiny Crown Vic just removed from the take home car pool. The idea is that it'll boost the morale of the citizens.

9/21/2009 01:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just checked my super-duper official Department email and I don't have anything that says it's rescinded. Of course, I never got anything that said it was in effect, either. What's the sccop?

9/21/2009 01:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just like the bis program the trr reports and all the other programs.where is the fop.sitting on their daley.right cooter

9/21/2009 02:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cooter is selling dump weis bumper stickers.$1

9/21/2009 02:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo, I wanna complain about dat poleese dat arrestesed me fo speedin' !

Dat's rite.

Yuh.

Ah-huh.

Well! When I looks in my rear view morros, he was driving fast as I waz!

9/21/2009 02:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I blame this stupid Directive on the count that Jody has never been DA POLICE nor driven a squad for 8hrs. straight. Jody do you now when you get a job assigned, on the PDT (Ha,Ha if you have one of those outdated junk in your car)it give what type of priority the job is. They go from a Priority 1(lights & sirens) to a Priority 4(no lights & siren required). So in between those codes a officer can respond without lights and sirens yet bypass traffic control devises when safe to do so while responding to that call. So to a citizen it might look like the officer is driving like a shithead when actually they are responding to a call.
Then you have Detectives responding to crime scenes who choose not to use light & sirens but arrive asap. You also have Narcotic and Tactical units who might be on surveillance on narcotic investigations and go into stealth mode when conducting the take down. These scenarios might also look like shithead moves to the public yet are justified driving maneuvers. So you are going to cause more paper work for Sgt.'s ,IAD,and IRPA to investigate vindictive citizens with an axe to grind instead of being available to investigate real crooked cops. Safe face and say it was just a idea and would not work.

9/21/2009 02:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THANK YOU SCC!

For being the only Free Press left in this town...

For being the voice of Police Officers where as FOP and PBPA is NOT.

If J-Fed call it a "stupid site" it means he, and the other bosses ARE reading what is written here directly or indirectly. If he ever says he never listens to this blog it would be like any POTUS saying he does not getting a CIA briefing on what is on Al Jazera or Pravda.

Thanks or helping to defeat this insanity and others like it.

Thanks for helping to keep up the morale, and thus our service to the citizens, because the politicians don't give a rat’s ass.

Keep Up the Good Work

9/21/2009 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The department and this City is being managed by a group of freaking "puddin heads.

Fuck Da Mayor and his extra large assortment of puddin head bosses.

J-Fed is a mindless puppet being manipulated by a World Class group of assholes.

9/21/2009 02:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what if I'm responding to a person with a gun call and I turn off my emergency equipment off blocks before the address. Now some asshole yuppie can no call a number and bitch? Wow. Makes me want to do less work than I was already doing.

9/21/2009 03:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NP

9/21/2009 03:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are the idiot. I think you mean Lewis University. St Louis University ranks up there with University of Chicago and other such schools. It is about $50,000 per year for undergrad degree. However, I'll give you applause for the University of Phoenix slam!

He is the idiot, he can't even spell Phoenix but is ripping on people?

9/21/2009 03:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Were they planning on putting bumper stickers on unmarked and covert cars, too?

9/21/2009 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I THINK ITS A GREAT IDEA! Just not for patrol/tactical/detectives or other working stiffs. All senior staff, city department heads, top down. Basically everybody who doesn't already have a 4 digit number displayed. You know, leadership by example.....maybe even on Da Mayor's limo? Or even better just s gin that says (this is a TAKE HOME CAR, thank you tax payers). What do you think. - Da Brain

9/21/2009 05:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is the ADS, Finance and Human Resources Group?

9/21/2009 06:51:00 AM

Marvin Shear. Ex-cop that went to the dark side.

9/21/2009 06:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Its obvious that anybody who would even think of this has never driven a squad car. This is what happens when the clouted elite make the rules. We need a boss who was a beat cop, who knows how things actually work."

UNTIL YOU GET RID OF RUNT DALEY YOU WILL NEVER, EVER SEE THAT COME TO PASS.
ANYONE W/LESS THAN 10 YEARS SHOULD GIVE SERIOUS THOUGHT OF SEEKING EMPLOYMENT ELSEWHERE ASAP!

9/21/2009 10:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe IAD is bored and cases are down now that SOS is disbanded and TACT and GANGS have slowed down....

SO the Think TANK sys put stickers on the cars and that will get the POLICE CORRUPTION going again and then we can justifyu all this manpower down at 35th st. on the 5th floor!

Think TANK ROCKS!!!

You GO GIRLS!

9/21/2009 10:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
So let me get this straight- the shitbags driving WITHOUT a DL or insurance can call and complain about me?

9/21/2009 12:59:00
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Oh yeah and don't forget the non-taxpaying public that is allowed to BEEF to IAD/OPS/IPRA whatever whenever they want and allegate BULLSHIT just to get even with us.

Don't forget YOU get a LOG # and CR# and this discredits your history so you have trouble moving into units because the SOFT bosses and paper shufflers BELIEVE that these beefs are for real and YOU must be the problem,,,,,!!!!

9/21/2009 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

marv shearer, marv shearer, marv shearer. Its his baby, but ask him he tells you he was the police for 30 years and demands your respect as he guts the department financially.The blood is on his hands because of manpower and equipment shortfalls. sleep well you insecure little sh*t.

9/22/2009 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New Bumper sticker for SWAT veh. HOWS MY SHOOTING? Call 1800 Did I getcha. Bumper sticker seen on JFeds car CHILD ON BOARD, Sticker seen on Mayors car BLIND, DEAF, And DUMB USE CAUTION!!! This is great, this tread can go on forever!!!!!

9/22/2009 02:24:00 PM  

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