Saturday, September 19, 2009

Gee, Your Honor...

...didn't everyone say this asshole would be back in front of a judge within a year?
  • The Chicago teenager who was arrested for impersonating a Chicago police officer was back in custody Friday night for violating his probation.

    The incident occurred at a South Side police station in late January. The teen went out in a patrol car with another officer.

    In May, he was arrested again for possession of a stolen vehicle. He pled guilty to both offenses and was sentenced to three years probation.

    The teen will be back in court October 29 for sentencing.

We're sure that THIS TIME, though, he REALLY REALLY means it when he tells the judge he'll stay out of trouble. And we're sure the judge will REALLY REALLY mean it when she tells him that this is his VERY VERY LAST chance before she REALLY REALLY puts him on TRIPLE SECRET SOOPER DOOPER probation for another felony.

What a freaking joke this system is.

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30 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just how did he violate his probation?

9/19/2009 01:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee SCC... How about the fact begining in Jan 2010, 17 year olds are going to be processed as a juvenile for misdemeanors. Felony will be processed as an adult. The reasoning is the 17 year old mind isn't fully developed and a impulse decision shouldn't effect the rest of ones life. As usual, blame someone else. Not my fault, WTF!!

9/19/2009 04:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I NEVER thought he would get in trouble again. After all, didn't he learn his lesson the first time?

9/19/2009 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New advertising strategy for the Bureau of Chicago Tourism"

Crime pays in Cook County. Don't commit crimes in Will, Dupage, Lasalle or Kendall counties. You will see hard time. Please come take advantage of the hospitality that Cook County has to offer.

9/19/2009 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let him out! We have 30 openings in 003. We can use the help! He can drive Miss Lillie around.

9/19/2009 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why does anyone give a shit on this job anymore? What's the point?

9/19/2009 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

squad, can i get an event number for an "i told you so" mission....

9/19/2009 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you give him 1,000,000,000,000 chances...he ll turn his life around. it doesnt '' take a village to raise a child''. it takes a boot in the ass.

9/19/2009 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He promised this time, for sure this county/city/state/is so organized against the working people! The daley criminal staemroller rolls on,with madigan,quinn and toddler in the drivers seat! Will pat fitz ever let them tumble under the roller?

9/19/2009 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop working now. Locking them up to be released is a waste of my tax dollars. Just let them do what they want to out there. It'll save some money.

9/19/2009 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When did we vote for that????

9/19/2009 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like he's being groomed for a future aldermanic seat. He may even become President some day !

9/19/2009 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC - that boy needs help and the police are not the ones that handle the kind of help that boy needs.

Its time for someone else to step in -there are groups out there that can help and I will begin contacting them ...NOW.

9/19/2009 12:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He pled guilty to both offenses and was sentenced to three years probation




hahahahah

9/19/2009 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee SCC... How about the fact begining in Jan 2010, 17 year olds are going to be processed as a juvenile for misdemeanors. Felony will be processed as an adult. The reasoning is the 17 year old mind isn't fully developed and a impulse decision shouldn't effect the rest of ones life. As usual, blame someone else. Not my fault, WTF!!

9/19/2009 04:12:00 AM

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Yeah, I cant wait. If you thought the Juv system was fucked up just wait until this goes into effect. All the Gangs are gonna have 17 yr olds do shootings and drug sales. They know that the Cook co ASA never approves charges so the 17 yr old will get treated as a Juv and let go with a stern warning by the fine judges at Juv court.

9/19/2009 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This kid is the real life Bodie. Watch this clip from HBO's The Wire. 4 mins but worth it. best part at 3:33.


Juve System

9/19/2009 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Just how did he violate his probation?

9/19/2009 01:56:00 AM

go awaym media troll

9/19/2009 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Triple Secret Sooper Dooper probation....

LMAO!!!

9/19/2009 01:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least they are charged as the felons they really are.

9/19/2009 02:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The reasoning is the 17 year old mind isn't fully developed and a impulse decision shouldn't effect the rest of ones life.



And THIS fully explains Superintendent Weis.

9/19/2009 03:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the 'darling" 17 y/o that commits HOMICIDE,DRUG SALE/MANUFACTURE,GUN CRIMES,ect ect.


You want to ROLL with the BIG BOYS you should pay the same price. Oh but wait the "innocent little 17 y/o" isnt 'fully capable' of making decisions. Fuck that. Old enough to make the choice to carry a gun and shoot at us then old enough to pay the adult price for it. Heres a FACT for you, notwithstanding some liberal suck hole intervention, if a 17 y/0 commits homicide he MAY under the current law, be tried as an ADULT and MAY face the DEATH PENALTY. My how your tune would change if this little darling ax murdered and ass raped your 5 year old daughter.
And here's ANOTHER little law FACT for you,Mr Perry Mason,it is at the discretion of the States Atty Office BASED ON HISTORY AND SEVERITY whether to proceed with Adult Charges or not. I as do most Police believe that the little Darling SHOULD pay the price for the shit they do and NOT be able to jump up and say,"But Im only 17" another IDEA is to go after the mutts that bred this dog civilly IE take the WELFARE away,Evict them from CHA,make them pay. When the message gets thru those thick skulls then MAYBE just MAYBE we will have PROGRESS.

9/19/2009 03:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wish COZZI could get tha many chances...

Or any CPD or Peace officer that makes a mistake!

9/19/2009 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let him out! We have 30 openings in 003. We can use the help! He can drive Miss Lillie around.

9/19/2009 09:04:00 AM

She is going in Nov.

9/19/2009 06:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC,

What would you do with this young and obviously troubled non-violent offender? Seriously.

9/19/2009 06:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here we go AGAIn, this kid has more sence and brains than any normal ghetto rat. I truly beleve that if he were to be placed in a "relatively" normal home he wouold excel. The kid is a freak of nature, he has never hurt any1, and if he had been raised in a normal home, he would be genious material.

9/19/2009 08:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok "here we go again". you take the little rat bastard home.see if your theory is right.lots of luck with that.

9/20/2009 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I eard he's pissed about the hows my driving stickers, just like you guys.
He says its bullshit, and he's gonna slow down also!

9/20/2009 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What would you do with this young and obviously troubled non-violent offender? Seriously.

9/19/2009 06:33:00 PM"



Send him to Copenhagen.

9/20/2009 03:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC,

What would you do with this young and obviously troubled non-violent offender? Seriously.

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non-violent? and that car chase where he ran into a wrought iron fence and injured an assistant superintendent? explain please?

9/20/2009 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here we go AGAIn, this kid has more sence and brains than any normal ghetto rat. I truly beleve that if he were to be placed in a "relatively" normal home he wouold excel. The kid is a freak of nature, he has never hurt any1, and if he had been raised in a normal home, he would be genious material.

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It is better to close one's mouth and be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

Let's get back down to the basement and look for that dictionary, genius.

9/20/2009 07:10:00 PM  

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