Saturday, September 19, 2009

That Time of Year


Of course, acting the part of a real pirate may get you a sentence in the brig. Or it might get you a spot down at City Hall, the source of all Chicago piracy. Enjoy the stupidity.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do ye call a black Pirate?

A 'Pirate', ye racist scoundral!

9/19/2009 01:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's a pirates favorite thing to do with his wife?

Farrggin' 'arrrgue!

9/19/2009 02:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A pirate had retired and wanted to live off his booty as a respected gentleman, but he wanted to keep his parrot. The problem was that the parrot kept swearing and he was afraid that he would spill the pirate's secrets. He tried everything to get the parrot to shut up and stop swearing but nothing worked.

Finally one day, when the parrot started swearing, he threw it into the freezer and left it there for over an hour.

Finally, the pirate retrieved his parrot from the freezer. The parrot came out, shaken, and said "I am soooo sorry. I promise, I'll be good from now on. But, I have just one question... What did the turkey do?????"

9/19/2009 02:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Masters, Ye be a tool of the highest caliber!

9/19/2009 05:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Gilda Radner's Ghost said...

"To be, or not to be: that is the question"


Talk like a Pirate day?


It's not talk like William Shakespeare day?


Ohhhh? Well! It just goes to show ya. It's always something!!!

9/19/2009 06:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


9/19/2009 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is a pirates favorite restaurant????


9/19/2009 07:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what ever happened to Stacey "the sergeant Stripper" have not heard anything about her and of course, this is her time of the year....Halloween of course!!!!

9/19/2009 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

daley is "BLACKBEARD" and huberman is "TINKER BELL" and j-fed is "PETER PAN"..... "i can lie, i can lie".....

9/19/2009 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can we place a blank on the roof at city hall? just wishful thinking

9/19/2009 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk Like a Pirate Day: "Buddy Learns to Talk Like a Pirate"

9/19/2009 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous cross bones said...

Of all the X-Mas goodies my mom prepares, her PIE RATES the highest.

9/19/2009 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you call a pedophile pirate???


9/19/2009 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ARRRRR ye sure it's pirate day?

9/19/2009 03:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doesn't Mike Mealer always talk like a pirate?

From his academy days.....

Funny loving and really approachable & open door policy too!

Good example of a leader!

017 should be proud!!

9/19/2009 04:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was funny the last time, for those of you where over the side or stuck in the head...

A pirate goes into a restaurant in a Scottish seaport. The waitress come to the table hands him a menu and in a thick accent tells him that the special today is, "rrrib rroast and rrice."

"Arrgghhh", says the pirate, "you rrreally rrroll your R's!"

"Yes", she blushes, "especially when I wear hi-heels."

9/19/2009 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

******* News Flash *******

We've Got Headlines: Aaaaaargh!

Chicago 2016 Olympics: Barack Obama's Adviser Talks About Strategy

President Will Push Chicago's Olympic Bid When Meeting With Foreign Leaders

Just In Case: Obama Team Plans For Olympic Trip

Daley On Olympic Bid: 'Very, Very Confident'


9/19/2009 05:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Arrggg, hand over yer treasures and all your jewels I'll be needing them for my Olympics bootie chest.

9/19/2009 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous j-fed brownbeard fed said...

arrrr... ye scurvy blue-shirts, i've come to plunder yer booty!!

9/19/2009 08:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's got half a brain, no spine, two faces, and the world's biggest mouth...?
AARRRGGHHH Eugene Pincham .

9/20/2009 05:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


9/20/2009 07:44:00 PM  

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