Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
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posted by SCC at 12:59 AM
What do ye call a black Pirate?A 'Pirate', ye racist scoundral!
What's a pirates favorite thing to do with his wife?Farrggin' 'arrrgue!
A pirate had retired and wanted to live off his booty as a respected gentleman, but he wanted to keep his parrot. The problem was that the parrot kept swearing and he was afraid that he would spill the pirate's secrets. He tried everything to get the parrot to shut up and stop swearing but nothing worked. Finally one day, when the parrot started swearing, he threw it into the freezer and left it there for over an hour.Finally, the pirate retrieved his parrot from the freezer. The parrot came out, shaken, and said "I am soooo sorry. I promise, I'll be good from now on. But, I have just one question... What did the turkey do?????"
Arrrrgggghhhhh!Masters, Ye be a tool of the highest caliber!
"To be, or not to be: that is the question"What?Talk like a Pirate day?Really?It's not talk like William Shakespeare day?Really?Ohhhh? Well! It just goes to show ya. It's always something!!!
MASTER IS J-FED'S PIRATES PEG. AAAARRRRRRRRR MATEY
What is a pirates favorite restaurant????RRRRRRRRRRRRRRbeys
what ever happened to Stacey "the sergeant Stripper" have not heard anything about her and of course, this is her time of the year....Halloween of course!!!!
daley is "BLACKBEARD" and huberman is "TINKER BELL" and j-fed is "PETER PAN"..... "i can lie, i can lie".....
can we place a blank on the roof at city hall? just wishful thinking
Talk Like a Pirate Day: "Buddy Learns to Talk Like a Pirate"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRCOeaTI2o&NR=1
Of all the X-Mas goodies my mom prepares, her PIE RATES the highest.
What do you call a pedophile pirate???AARRRRRGGH Kelly!!!
ARRRRR ye sure it's pirate day?
Doesn't Mike Mealer always talk like a pirate? From his academy days.....Funny Guy....fun loving and really approachable & open door policy too!Good example of a leader!017 should be proud!!
This was funny the last time, for those of you where over the side or stuck in the head...A pirate goes into a restaurant in a Scottish seaport. The waitress come to the table hands him a menu and in a thick accent tells him that the special today is, "rrrib rroast and rrice.""Arrgghhh", says the pirate, "you rrreally rrroll your R's!""Yes", she blushes, "especially when I wear hi-heels."
******* News Flash *******We've Got Headlines: Aaaaaargh!Chicago 2016 Olympics: Barack Obama's Adviser Talks About StrategyPresident Will Push Chicago's Olympic Bid When Meeting With Foreign LeadersJust In Case: Obama Team Plans For Olympic TripDaley On Olympic Bid: 'Very, Very Confident'Aaaaaargh!
Arrggg, hand over yer treasures and all your jewels I'll be needing them for my Olympics bootie chest.
arrrr... ye scurvy blue-shirts, i've come to plunder yer booty!!
What's got half a brain, no spine, two faces, and the world's biggest mouth...?AARRRGGHHH Eugene Pincham .
I'M IN LOVE WITH STACEY'S MOM.
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