Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Really Shortshanks?

  • Mayor Daley demanded today that Chicago’s embattled parking meter operator synchronize the time on its pay-and-display boxes and void parking tickets tied to time discrepancies.

    “That’s unacceptable. They have to void those tickets,” he said.

    Daley said the latest in a string of operational problems that have marred the transition to private control has prompted him to lose confidence in Chicago Parking Meters LLC.

And voters are rapidly losing confidence in Daley's "god-like" ability to raise the dead to vote democratic, create dollars out of loaves and fishes, and squeezing broke taxpayers until they whine.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

“That’s unacceptable. They have to void those tickets,” he said.

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WTF? Just because he doesn't have to worry about parking tickets doesn't mean the rest of us don't.

Or is he offering to let everyone use the ticket voiding process that i'm sure all of the rest of the Daley/Burke Crime Family has access to?

9/16/2009 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHA it's coming around u midget stuttering prick...Take a good whiff, that's KARMA you smell!!!

9/16/2009 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Westside, Inside Do-Nothing said...

It's too little, too late, to try and draw any sympathy from the masses who have gotten wise to your bullshit, Richie.

This faux attempt at "being a man of the people", championing for the dismissal of parking tickets, is pointless.

Please return to your usual state of being an OBVIOUS asshole. This way, the citizens won't have to waste the time in debating whether or not you're "sincere" in this matter. The smart ones have had you figured out for quite some time, and the dumb ones get more and more educated by the day.

9/16/2009 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But, wait; he said more than that. He said he COULDN'T void the contract based on all these reports of mismanagement and mishandling by the company, because WE NEED THEM, they are our 'rainy day fund'.

HUH? Void the damned contract FOR CAUSE. Take back the concession. Raise the rates a bit from what they were back when this fiasco began, but let those poor souls who have to park on Lincoln or Archer or Elston or Cermak, because they live above the storefronts along those streets, have their free parking back overnight.

Give us back our few wretched holidays, when you can park free and go watch the parade or take your family to a park.

Selling off the rights was a BAD idea. Here's an opportunity to make it right and handle it smarter. So, what does he do? Says he 'can't do that'. Of COURSE he can't. The payoff money has already been spent and can't be returned.

9/16/2009 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The number of Chicagoans who have long ago lost faith in the Dufus known as mayor Daley keeps growing & growing. His Dictator ways are no longer being tolerated. He is even becoming a "Hot topic" in the world of graffitti. (Fuck Da Mayor).

I'm looking forward to some Michaelangelo sized displays popping up in and around the city.

Some "Chuckie as mayor" themes would be nice !

9/16/2009 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why should daley care about little things like this, like he ever has to pay at a metered spot to park on a street owned by the taxpayers who paid to have it built and maintained... just like getting charged to have dinner in your own house...

9/16/2009 03:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Avis LaVelle, a spokeswoman for Chicago Parking Meters LLC, said time discrepancies are unavoidable, even though pay-and-display boxes are “synched up every night at midnight with the atomic clock.”

“Synchronization is not absolute, no matter what technology you’re using. I just came from a meeting with six people who have cell phones set by satellite. There were five different times among six people,” she said.


Damn, past press secretary and campaign manager for Mayor Daley, and a network engineer too?

Synchronization is not absolute, no matter what technology you’re using.

Sorry Ms. LaVelle, take another toke from whatever Da Mayor has been smoking lately...

The Network Time Protocol (NTP) is a protocol for synchronizing the clocks of computer systems over packet-switched, variable-latency data networks. NTP uses UDP on port 123 as its transport layer.

NTP uses Marzullo's algorithm, and includes support for features such as leap seconds. NTPv4 can usually maintain time to within 10 milliseconds (1/100 s) over the public Internet, and can achieve accuracies of 200 microseconds (1/5000 s) or better in local area networks under ideal conditions.

9/16/2009 05:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really, they should void them? Hey Mayor you big dumb jagoff, what about the people that receive the tickets? Do you realize that they are the ones essentially running the company while your friends are raking in the dough? How you say? Well, by having to complain, telling you what meters don't work properly, telling you what's wrong with the meters, missing work to have the tickets "voided", and by basically having to tell the company that that nothing fucking works right, got it stoopid? How many times do you have to be told? The inconvenience you are causing the public is egregious you prick. That "company" (cough, group of friends, cough) has no business being in business. Period.

You're a jagoff.

Masters.

Fuck you.

---not a cop

9/16/2009 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT - is anyone aware of the fact that there hasn't been an academy date set for the recruits that the city already got the money for? Daley of course sitting on the federal funding. No suprise there. GET THEM OUT ON THE STREET YOU JAG!!!

9/16/2009 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous What's In A Name? said...

NTP uses Marzullo's algorithm, and includes support for features such as leap seconds. NTPv4 can usually maintain time to within 10 milliseconds (1/100 s) over the public Internet, and can achieve accuracies of 200 microseconds (1/5000 s) or better in local area networks under ideal conditions.

9/16/2009 05:18:00 AM


Marzullo's algorithm???

As in Vito Marzullo???

9/16/2009 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous TheNinthWarrior said...

First off,
Mike Masters, go f--k yourself
Now, we need to stop bitching about Daley and replace his dumb ass.
He's on the ropes but not out yet.
Who can we draft to run against this ignorant little c--ksucker?
I'm for David Hoffman, Tom Dart, or Judge John Steele.

9/16/2009 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Attention All SCC Blogers. Please do not bother "his honor" with any more of these silly posts.
"his honor" is much too busy, doing much more important "stuff".
In other words: he could give a rats ass about parking meters.
he got his money, and that"s not his problem.
PS: Have a nice day ?????

9/16/2009 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AL


YOU LIE !!!

9/16/2009 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Daley never cared when "his people" were scamming and stealing money from us and then telling the citizens to request a "hearing" where the fix was and and it cost you even more money!!! Word travelled fast and soon it was common knowledge to "just pay the ticket and shut up!! Short memory huh Richie? Void the ticket? No way, that's my money you would say!The illusion continues as he surrounds himself with his last and greatest magic act of all time! The Olympics 2016! The final payment to all the insiders that never ratted him out! "Ali Daley and his 50 thieves" along with their relatives will reap big $$$$$$$$$ for the two week "theft in progress!" Theirs sons and daughters, nieces and nephews will make a year's college cost just by running a water stand for the world's masses! Any more vendor licenses availabe for us? Nah, just gave, whoops, I mean sold the last one! Maybe next Olympics, kid!

9/16/2009 10:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Name calling just brings you down to the level of the numb skulls you lock up every day. Anybody who's been around for long enough knows parking meters were old school a long time ago. Most major cities in Europe have used the meter box/ticket scheme for DECADES. As a life long city tax payer, I like to see a few less city workers (pensions) going to managing parking meters.... Think about the Skyway deal. Since the market crashed, do you think we would have gotten that deal....And dont get me started on our schools..

9/16/2009 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An even bigger laugh came out of me when watching Da Mare on the news demanding an apology from the Sun Times for reporting that Daley "scoffed at his latest poll rating results."
Daley says he takes polls very seriously. The only thing this Mayor takes seriously is the closing of the distance between federal prosecutors and members of his family!

9/16/2009 03:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First off,
Mike Masters, go f--k yourself
Now, we need to stop bitching about Daley and replace his dumb ass.
He's on the ropes but not out yet.
Who can we draft to run against this ignorant little c--ksucker?
I'm for David Hoffman, Tom Dart, or Judge John Steele.

9/16/2009 08:49:00 AM

Tom, c'mon. Ok? geez

9/16/2009 04:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey. Not only do you have to "get in the boat", now "he's wearing the shirt."

He actually said that. Where the hell does he think of these stupid remarks?
Does he have someone write them for him?

Maybe it's some type of secret code.

9/16/2009 04:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good News!

Daley is UNABLE to convince the President to attend the IOC announcement of the 2016 Olympic Host City on Oct 2nd.

The arrogant IOC morons have been hinting, and the USOC have actually stated that the absence of the President at the announcement would hurt Chicago's chances of getting the 2016 Games!!!!

We can only hope!

9/16/2009 04:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank God for Diebold (or is it LIEbold) machines !!

9/16/2009 10:00:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

Daley Inc. continues to sell whoops to the the weakminded, kool-aid drinking lib citizens... the weakminded, kool-aid drinking lib citizens continue lining up to buy and the alderthieves & local media act as look-outs and the make believe rev'runs & their congregants are the "designated runners" who take flight like a flock of noisy, nasty ass shit-birds when the Police hit the block while king shorty & his main men slip away in the confusion. Everybody that's nobody (regular tax payers) is going to be made to do a back-bend & be vigorously ass fucked financially no matter how many sugar plums & flying fairies the stuttering prick says he sees.

This meter fiasco is just the tip of a bigger iceberg (with 2016 written on it) as the S.S. Chicago is already sinking. Cpt. shortshanks, his criminal syndicate & his crew of 50 alderthieves are the only ones who'll have life boats to get into. They've padlocked the doors to keep the taxpayers trapped below decks to drown while they giggle and row away heavy laden with loot.

...Thieving bastards

9/16/2009 11:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hey. Not only do you have to 'get in the boat', now 'he's wearing the shirt.'

He actually said that. Where the hell does he think of these stupid remarks?
Does he have someone write them for him?

Maybe it's some type of secret code.

9/16/2009 04:52:00 PM"


Yeah, the secret code that is written on the inside of this fuck's mental illness.

9/17/2009 07:04:00 AM  

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