Monday, November 23, 2009

Ha Ha Ha!

Now this is some funny stuff, we don't care where you live:
  • The folks in Canaryville love red light cameras during the Holidays. All you got to do is put the family in the back of the pick-up truck, run the red light at 47th and Halsted and you got yourself a Christmas card picture. Cheaper than going to Sears.
We're loading up the pick-up now with the kids dressed in their Christmas finest.

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32 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a great idea!

11/23/2009 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is a GREAT idea!

11/23/2009 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hennessey Williams(Ghetto playwright) took one last swig of his Ripple and wiped his mouth on his sleeve. A sleeve that contained dried mucous, dried blood and dried tears.

Hennessey pondered the meaning of it all, perched upon his milk-crate. Perched upon his throne. He appeared to be in a state of grace. Merrily, he turned to his big lipped friend Soup Coolers Washington and stated, "I have rememberances like those. My famo used to pose for line-ups to gets us a Christmas photo."

11/23/2009 03:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its how White Sox fans get their family Chritmas picture taken.

11/23/2009 03:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From somebody who has worked 935 I love this. If these people only had to pay by the number of teeth in their mouth the picture should only cost them $2.

11/23/2009 04:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My family has been life-long residents of Canaryville. We are not shanty Irish. We are lace curtain Irish. Our lives have centered around St. Gabe's at 45th and Wallace. We resent being considered "white trash".

11/23/2009 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you see the Tilden kids stealing the tires off that moving truck in that photo? Whooo-wee, those Honor Roll kids are freakin fast!!

11/23/2009 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
My family has been life-long residents of Canaryville. We are not shanty Irish. We are lace curtain Irish. Our lives have centered around St. Gabe's at 45th and Wallace. We resent being considered "white trash".

11/23/2009 08:33:00 AM


Okay, lace curtain. Is trailer trash more to your liking?

11/23/2009 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
My family has been life-long residents of Canaryville. We are not shanty Irish. We are lace curtain Irish. Our lives have centered around St. Gabe's at 45th and Wallace. We resent being considered "white trash".

11/23/2009 08:33:00 AM
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There are no lace curtian on the southside, only those that think they are..........

11/23/2009 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't you mean, "Urban white Irish trash"?

11/23/2009 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

long live ST.GABES,BITCHES!yes some white trash[just like mt.greenwood]but overall good people.no retreat unlike other southside irish hoods!

11/23/2009 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lace Curtain Irish on the south side!

can someone say denial? Just because your house has a working roof and you are functionally literate...dont make you lace curtain

-Proud South Side Shanty!

11/23/2009 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous leomemorial said...

Where can SCC borrow (1) Hound Dog for the back of the truck? LOL


Yeehhhhhhhhhaw

11/23/2009 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hail to "Captain Morgan"!

And forget not "Pee Pants Pete"!

11/23/2009 01:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2005 Christmas was nice for Sox fans. How's was yours 3:40 AM.

11/23/2009 02:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My family is from the ville, hillbillies!!!!! One thing though, of all the neighborhoods that went to the dogs around them, it stayed pretty strong. Yeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaw

11/23/2009 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

My family has been life-long residents of Canaryville. We are not shanty Irish. We are lace curtain Irish. Our lives have centered around St. Gabe's at 45th and Wallace. We resent being considered "white trash".

11/23/2009 08:33:00 AM

i feel the same way.......

there is plenty of white trash in beverly hillbilly land and mount trashwood!

11/23/2009 03:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Traditions are important this time of year!!! Don't be hating because you didn't think of it!!!

11/23/2009 03:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only problem is there is no camera at 47th and Halsted... You would have to go to the back of the yards at 47th and Ashland...

11/23/2009 04:59:00 PM  
Anonymous North Side said...

Where else in these times, could a 6 pak and a potato be considered a picnic?

11/23/2009 06:41:00 PM  
Blogger John said...

Born in uptown in 1946-- where the real hillbillies resided.



old retired guy

11/23/2009 07:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

st.sabina,st.leo,st.thomas moore,little flower and the rest,all ran ST.GABRIEL STILL HOLDING THE LINE,HOLD,HOLD.SEE U AT DA VILLAGE

11/23/2009 07:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

truth hurts!!! LOL

11/23/2009 09:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

heard there was a armed robbery on 111th saturday night. 3-m1's armed with handguns got ahold of 3 st. xavier students on st. louis. is there any more info other than that. carry off duty in the hood. lets find these fucks and give them a few extra holes to take with them to hell.

11/23/2009 10:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for your post. I'm Irish-Catholic and have been looking for a good church. I'm going to go there this weekend.

BTW - Who really cares if someone is shanty or lace curtain Irish.

Everyone needs to just grow up!

However, the christmas card picture idea at the red light camera was kinda funny no matter what kind of family it is.

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My family has been life-long residents of Canaryville. We are not shanty Irish. We are lace curtain Irish. Our lives have centered around St. Gabe's at 45th and Wallace. We resent being considered "white trash".

11/23/2009 08:33:00 AM

11/24/2009 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the fence in front of your house has an aldi's bag hooked to a spike to hold your emptys you might be white trash. If you have a junk car in your backyard identical to the junker you drive to use for parts you might be white trash. If your house has a cement goose on the porch dressed in a leprechaun outfit you might be irish white trash.

11/24/2009 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there is plenty of white trash in beverly hillbilly land and mount trashwood!
HEY!!! WE RESEMBLE, ER RESENT THIS REMARK!!!
Ald. G. Rugai :(
Cmdr. R Wedster :(
Lt. M. Ryan :(

11/24/2009 02:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I resemble that remark
William Brogan

11/24/2009 03:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
2005 Christmas was nice for Sox fans. How's was yours 3:40 AM.

11/23/2009 02:45:00 PM
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it's pretty sad that you are still living in 2005. Get over it already dork! What did the sox winning actually do for you or your neighborhood? Did it replace those missing teeth? Did it make it legal to have relations with your cousin? Did it make it so the ghetto is not across the street from your house? Did it make it cool to never ever leave your neighborhood for any reason? Did it make you anything other than a southside hillbilly?

11/24/2009 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hennessey Williams(Ghetto playwright) took one last swig of his Ripple and wiped his mouth on his sleeve. A sleeve that contained dried mucous, dried blood and dried tears.

Hennessey pondered the meaning of it all, perched upon his milk-crate. Perched upon his throne. He appeared to be in a state of grace. Merrily, he turned to his big lipped friend Soup Coolers Washington and stated, "I have rememberances like those. My famo used to pose for line-ups to gets us a Christmas photo."

11/23/2009 03:20:00 AM

Excellent. Funny as hell

11/25/2009 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where else in these times, could a 6 pak and a potato be considered a picnic?

That's a seven course meal.

Whats long and hard on a HILLBILLY?
First Grade

11/25/2009 09:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So pathetic, a bunch of (I assume) adults name calling over a neighborhood? Really? Get over it, if you dont like it dont go there end of story. And stop defending the neighborhood, gives the idiots a reason to keep going, you dont have to explain to anybody. True Canaryvillers know how it is and thats that. Trash is everywhere as is the good. And seriously, if your using Sox fans to make fun of someone, your not offending many in Canaryville since most are Cub fans. Grow up.

5/15/2012 12:32:00 PM  

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