Rumor Has It...
...that City Hall is abuzz with the sound of Xerox machines running off hundreds of copies of amended IRS tax returns:
- The Internal Revenue Service is looking for nearly 3,600 Illinoisans — but not for the reasons they probably think.
The IRS owes those folks money, on average more than $1,000 apiece.
Sue Hales is spokeswoman for the IRS in Illinois. She says the postal service has returned almost 3,600 refund checks to the agency as undeliverable.
Those undelivered checks are worth more than $3.6 million.
We heard Shortshanks himself is filing an amended tax return next week along with all of his staff, family and at least 1,000 registered voters from various cemeteries. All of them will donate their windfalls to the Machine of course.
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