Monday, November 30, 2009

Rumor Has It...

...that City Hall is abuzz with the sound of Xerox machines running off hundreds of copies of amended IRS tax returns:
  • The Internal Revenue Service is looking for nearly 3,600 Illinoisans — but not for the reasons they probably think.

    The IRS owes those folks money, on average more than $1,000 apiece.

    Sue Hales is spokeswoman for the IRS in Illinois. She says the postal service has returned almost 3,600 refund checks to the agency as undeliverable.

    Those undelivered checks are worth more than $3.6 million.
We heard Shortshanks himself is filing an amended tax return next week along with all of his staff, family and at least 1,000 registered voters from various cemeteries. All of them will donate their windfalls to the Machine of course.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

One would hope they would put as much effort into finding these people whom they owe money to as they would into finding those who owe them money. With that said...

God bless the CPD and nobody else.

11/30/2009 04:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

t least 1,000 registered voters from various cemeteries.

That was the funniest line I've read all morning. Keep up the good work!

12/02/2009 04:20:00 AM  

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