Monday, April 19, 2010

New Nickname

We hereby bestow a free lifetime subscription to SecondCityCop to the poster at 7:45 AM in the "Lies Lies Lies" post who came up with this one:
  • Jody is the Superintendent of Police.

    Have some respect.

    His name is J-Fledgar Hoover.
Congratulations Mr. or Ms. Anonymous!

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66 Comments:

Blogger ISP Sgt said...

"His name is J-Fledgar Hoover"

That sucks-
(probably not the first to see this)

4/19/2010 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess that makes Masters "Clyde Tolson".

4/19/2010 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe J. Fledgar can make himself useful by expediting the approval of the off-duty pocket .380 pistols. These will provide convenient summer time protection, provided this is not just rumor. If it is true, of course everyone will have to wait in line to qualify with them. And .380 ammo is in short supply. Great concept if it pans out. Still only very limited short range protection.

4/19/2010 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too long. J-Fled is short, and to the point. If it aint broke, don't fix it. That would be stupid, like switching out Command positions every few months. Oh...........

4/19/2010 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J fledgar hoover
you guys are funny
that's the name that fits perfect

jfledgar still can't find all the house cats his dictrict commanders are hiding from him

1 man units for the street and at minimum 10 housecats per district
who knows what the units at homan square are hiding

4/19/2010 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous COWARDLY NICKNAMES said...

Cute and creative. In order, my favorites are:

1. J-FLED (right to the point)
2. the WEISel (great weasel name play)
3. J. FLEDgar Hoover (funny; too long)
4. THE COWARD

4/19/2010 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But, but, didn't JEH wear a dress around the house?

4/19/2010 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

o/t
Cullerton's Son Arrested For DUI In State Car

4/19/2010 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL from the world watchers of the only true news source SCC Thanks for another laugh about our "fearful leader"!

4/19/2010 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still think J-Fled is better, it speaks volume on how this feeb has FLED on two seperate instances when CPD members where shot at or responding to a person shot.

4/19/2010 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sticks and stones, may break my bones, but NICKNAMES will never hurt me........you meanies.

4/19/2010 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enough whining about J-Fled and Shortshanks!!! We're beating 2 dead horses. We're a bunch of mouth pieces with no resolve. It's time for action, being a protest or blue flu.

4/19/2010 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

#### To the reading comprehension challenged Mope that posted the info below in a previous post, Read page 106 letter D. It states officers are hired by seniority. If there is no activity, then you could be suspended from VSEP. We can be mad about the decision, dont post lies. #####

Take a look at page 105 of the contractual changes that were agreed to by the FOP. Specifically:

Section 16.2 Special Employment
Section A(1)-f: Reasons an officers is NOT eligible to work special employment...

f. The officer has been disqualified from participating in the program BASED IN HIS OR HER PERFORMANCE WHILE WORKING A SPECIAL EMPLOYMENT OR DEPARTMENT-PROCURED OUTSIDE EMPLOYMENT ASSIGNMENT.


You do of course understand what that means, right?

The FOP, without public discussion or notification of it's membership, SIGNED AWAY SENIORITY RIGHTS TO WORK SPECIAL EMPLOYMENT and gave total control over who get's to work it to the department.

As of July 1st, the department will have sole discretion as to who they choose to assign to work special employment by dictating how much "output" or "performance" one will have to achieve in order to NOT be disqualified.

So, what will now happen is all those 30 yr vets working special employment will now quickly become "disqualified" from working it any longer because they aren't out locking people up for walking down the street, or writing tickets to put revenue back into the Daley's pocket.

Can you think of a better way to rid yourself of employees making top dollar around these parts OTHER than to take away the right to work special employment?

The FOP just BUTTFUCKED EVERY SENIOR OFFICER ON THIS JOB while simultaneously signing off of the illegal practice of QUOTAS to perform lest ye shall be denied a financial opportunity.

God I wish I worked special JUST so I could be the first one "disqualified" due to failure to fulfill an illegal quota.

Now THAT would be a great retirement gift!

4/17/2010 02:46:00 PM

4/19/2010 12:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like J-Fleed better.

4/19/2010 12:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT,.didn't know where to post it....If city gets subrogation for lawsuit, and gets money back for medical time off, are we made "whole" as far as medical time off due to this accident? and the city gets $ they paid us for time off......can't get answer from city or FOP...same w/BCBS!!

4/19/2010 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats awesome!!!

4/19/2010 02:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Peperoni le Peu said...

I like it. It has that Je ne said quoi. French garters feel to it. That's hot.

4/19/2010 02:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT re: bug lights. Last night, as I rode to a paper job with MARS activated, vehicles gave me the right of way, a CTA bus hit his brakes at an intersection that I lawfully stopped for (red light), woke up the block on which my job was at. The victim even wondered what was all the excitement about. As I interviewed the VTM about the CDTV neighbors were noticeably nosey - peering out their windows. Had it been a warm night; surely they would have come outside.

Lights on? Bullshit! Give me the SPAR, Sarge.

4/19/2010 02:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"But, but, didn't JEH wear a dress around the house?

4/19/2010 10:33:00 AM"


a judiciously placed nanny-cam would answer the implied question.

4/19/2010 04:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe J. Fledgar can make himself useful by expediting the approval of the off-duty pocket .380 pistols. These will provide convenient summer time protection, provided this is not just rumor. If it is true, of course everyone will have to wait in line to qualify with them. And .380 ammo is in short supply. Great concept if it pans out. Still only very limited short range protection

It's already out knucklehead, view the latest directives on-line.

4/19/2010 04:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The FOP just BUTTFUCKED EVERY SENIOR OFFICER ON THIS JOB while simultaneously signing off of the illegal practice of QUOTAS to perform lest ye shall be denied a financial opportunity.

God I wish I worked special JUST so I could be the first one "disqualified" due to failure to fulfill an illegal quota.

Now THAT would be a great retirement gift!

___________________________________
I've been a Detective for 10 years. I own 2 uniforms whether i like it or not just in case. I can't work special. If I ruined my uniform i couldn't afford to buy another one since they failed to raise the uniform allowance. But then again, I don't give a shit one way or another. I refuse to work this job or put on the uniform on my off days. Maybe for triple time and a half, but nothing less. And I still wouldn't give them any activity.

4/19/2010 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jfled can't find the housecats
that's funny
don't you know he's a cat man
he thinks the housecats are pets
the commanders pets

4/19/2010 05:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well since Hoover was rumored to be a dress wearing "friend of Dorothy" what does that makes J-Fledgar?

In Britain a vacuum cleaner is referred to as a "hoover". To vacuum is referred to as "hoovering".

I guess that confirms it.

Weis Sucks.

4/19/2010 05:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J Fledgar Poover

4/19/2010 05:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so we need a moniker for j-fled, how about " as useless as two tits on a bull"----------

4/19/2010 05:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe J. Fledgar can make himself useful by expediting the approval of the off-duty pocket .380 pistols. These will provide convenient summer time protection, provided this is not just rumor. If it is true, of course everyone will have to wait in line to qualify with them. And .380 ammo is in short supply. Great concept if it pans out. Still only very limited short range protection.

The order is out:

Ruger LCP

Kahr P380

Kel-Tech P3TA

The S&W will be approved as soon as its on the market. The academy has them if you want to shoot them if you provide the ammo.

4/19/2010 06:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about J-Fledgar Hoofer? Gotta run...

4/19/2010 06:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What ever happened to "J" for just........say..... Jumbotron?

4/19/2010 06:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT,.didn't know where to post it....If city gets subrogation for lawsuit, and gets money back for medical time off, are we made "whole" as far as medical time off due to this accident? and the city gets $ they paid us for time off......can't get answer from city or FOP...same w/BCBS!!

--Hmm good question. I always wondered that. Keep asking FOP until they get an answer. I'd like to know too.

4/19/2010 06:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe J. Fledgar can make himself useful by expediting the approval of the off-duty pocket .380 pistols. These will provide convenient summer time protection, provided this is not just rumor. If it is true, of course everyone will have to wait in line to qualify with them. And .380 ammo is in short supply. Great concept if it pans out. Still only very limited short range protection.

4/19/2010 09:23:00 AM



Order came out last Friday.

4/19/2010 06:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

say what you want about the coward but he laughing his ass all the way to the bank. because he will be gone and in 3 yrs he will have made 930,000.00 big ones and we will have gotten out 2% out of the city.

we are the fools for working for doing anything.

4/19/2010 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not just J-Fled????

4/19/2010 07:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT ~ Donahue Slaps Daley !


For the first time in memory, the FOP Prez attacks Daley!

http://www.chicagofop.org/updates/2010/04/
editor_letter_wages_04202010.pdf

.

4/19/2010 07:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its ok but I guess I will continue to call him BITCH!

4/19/2010 07:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ut oh, jody's about to be foxed tonight.

what will he say, what will he say.....

4/19/2010 07:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was also know as "Mary Hoover."

4/19/2010 07:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Again ... this mother fucker should be in prison anong with the other feds that indicted Cozzi. Free Cozzi.Bring him back to haunt J-Fool and the short shit into an early grave.

4/19/2010 08:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's a question...If a more senior officer and a younger officer are working the same safe-summer and both come in with nothing because of bad weather and the senior officer loses the opportunity to work and the younger officer does not, can that be grieved ?

4/19/2010 08:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Respect is what you will get from me when you stop wearing our prestigious uniform. Then you can be as dumb and cowardly you are and I don't care a damn about it but at least you will earn a bit of my respect. . . . . better than nothing.

4/19/2010 08:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could we all possibly chip in, hire a competent Attorney, and sue FOP Lodge#7 for malfesance or somthing similar? If so, count me in....Fuck FLOP 7..

4/19/2010 09:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-FED's big Tahoe should be called "J-SLED"

4/19/2010 09:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if J-Fled wears dresses at home like Hoover did?

Off Topic:
Great letter to the editor from FOP responding to Mayor Chuckie. How can you tell if Daley is lying? His lips are moving!

@uck both of these assholes!

4/19/2010 09:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fled...

I can't say J-Fledgar shitfaced

4/19/2010 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, seriously, BLUE FLU.

4/19/2010 09:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-FrightieCat

4/19/2010 09:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic....
What's the story about the sergeants in Area 4? Something about padding OT. J-Fed wanted them all indicted but Anita would not do it. Now all the Sgts are getting dumped.. some moves have already been moved back to patrol... and some heavy's to other Areas. What's the real story?????? Won't J-Fed ever give up?

4/19/2010 10:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
#### To the reading comprehension challenged Mope that posted the info below in a previous post, Read page 106 letter D. It states officers are hired by seniority. If there is no activity, then you could be suspended from VSEP. We can be mad about the decision, dont post lies. #####

Take a look at page 105 of the contractual changes that were agreed to by the FOP. Specifically:

Section 16.2 Special Employment
Section A(1)-f: Reasons an officers is NOT eligible to work special employment...

f. The officer has been disqualified from participating in the program BASED IN HIS OR HER PERFORMANCE WHILE WORKING A SPECIAL EMPLOYMENT OR DEPARTMENT-PROCURED OUTSIDE EMPLOYMENT ASSIGNMENT.


You do of course understand what that means, right?

The FOP, without public discussion or notification of it's membership, SIGNED AWAY SENIORITY RIGHTS TO WORK SPECIAL EMPLOYMENT and gave total control over who get's to work it to the department.

As of July 1st, the department will have sole discretion as to who they choose to assign to work special employment by dictating how much "output" or "performance" one will have to achieve in order to NOT be disqualified.

So, what will now happen is all those 30 yr vets working special employment will now quickly become "disqualified" from working it any longer because they aren't out locking people up for walking down the street, or writing tickets to put revenue back into the Daley's pocket.

Can you think of a better way to rid yourself of employees making top dollar around these parts OTHER than to take away the right to work special employment?

The FOP just BUTTFUCKED EVERY SENIOR OFFICER ON THIS JOB while simultaneously signing off of the illegal practice of QUOTAS to perform lest ye shall be denied a financial opportunity.

God I wish I worked special JUST so I could be the first one "disqualified" due to failure to fulfill an illegal quota.

Now THAT would be a great retirement gift!

4/17/2010 02:46:00 PM

4/19/2010 12:04:00 PM

Geez and the good citizens wonder why we need to pay someone just because he/she shows up. Any other job people are required to actually work at there primary and second jobs. Oh but just because you have 25-30yrs all you need do is just collect money. Get a real job where and learn what it is to work for a living EACH and EVERY day.

4/19/2010 10:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've got another nickname for his mope and it fits....

"SLICK-SLEEVE"

Think about it, guys and gals now with five years on the job AND ONE HASH MARK on their dress blues are considered seasoned veterans.

Any one of them know more about this department than ( fill-in-the-blank ), except maybe how to ruin it. Pardon me while I press-on my three hash mark patch for St. Jude and figure where to wear that Yellow Ribbon.

Stay safe everyone, wear your hash marks and 20 year stars proudly, see if ( fill-in-the-blank ) wears anything on his sleeve or if it's as empty as his head.

4/19/2010 10:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fled. Much better, sorry!

4/19/2010 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some fbi agents will admit that jodi does not have the communication with the fbi that one would think. Those in the know realize that it has been true. Once jodi fked cozzi, he realized what a mistake he made and he purposely kept his distance with the fbi so as to not show a loyality to his past job assignment. And because it would prove he did exactly what he already admitted he did to cozzi, even though he has lied about it repeatedly after the fact. Not that it matters much now, it just burns to hear it out loud from the people some of us work with.

4/19/2010 11:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this an open topic??? If so, Rahm Emanuel wants Richies job someday...God help us if this little prick gets in...

http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/2176364,rahm-emanuel-mayor-charlie-rose-041910.article

4/19/2010 11:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Get a real job where and learn what it is to work for a living EACH and EVERY day.

4/19/2010 10:07:00 PM"


said the paper pushing, keyboard pecking, pencil headed office monkey.

4/20/2010 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>>Anonymous said...
Some fbi agents will admit that jodi does not have the communication with the fbi that one would think. Those in the know realize that it has been true. Once jodi fked cozzi, he realized what a mistake he made and he purposely kept his distance with the fbi so as to not show a loyality to his past job assignment. And because it would prove he did exactly what he already admitted he did to cozzi, even though he has lied about it repeatedly after the fact. Not that it matters much now, it just burns to hear it out loud from the people some of us work with.

4/19/2010 11:16:00 PM<<<

I have had conversations with FBI Agents who knew Weis when he worked here and in Philadelphia, and they didn't like him in either city. Imagine that.

He was a Prima Dona in both places and they were glad when he left.

They had their own nickname for him, I swear to God this is what they told me ....

CRO-MAGNON MAN.

Free Bill Cozzi, Wear a Yellow Ribbon at St. Jude's.

4/20/2010 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Get a real job where and learn what it is to work for a living EACH and EVERY day.

4/19/2010 10:07:00 PM"

MY FAMILY HAS TO LIVE W/ THE FACT I MIGHT NOT COME HOME AT NIGHT, EACH & EVERY DAY JAGOFF. SO GFY SIDEWAYS!!

4/20/2010 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Think about it, guys and gals now with five years on the job AND ONE HASH MARK on their dress blues are considered seasoned veterans."

[Its true, those of us under 10 years are starting to become the majority.]

"Any one of them know more about this department than ( fill-in-the-blank ), except maybe how to ruin it. Pardon me while I press-on my three hash mark patch for St. Jude and figure where to wear that Yellow Ribbon."

[ I respect seniority, but it was not US who fucked it up! It is YOUR leadership class who did. ]

Stay safe everyone, wear your hash marks and 20 year stars proudly, see if ( fill-in-the-blank ) wears anything on his sleeve or if it's as empty as his head.

[ I pray every night we will all be safe. You made it that long for a reason, and we are empty headed because we dont have the time. So go fuck yourself . }

4/20/2010 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets have someone make t-shirts using the "Got Milk?" theme. They can say "Gotta Run?" with a picture of our fearless leader on it.

4/20/2010 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To: [ I pray every night we will all be safe. You made it that long for a reason, and we are empty headed because we dont have the time. So go fuck yourself . }

4/20/2010 01:07:00 AM

Who the hell could write this?

If YOU are empty headed, you didn't take the time to listen to good people on this job.

"You made it that long for a reason..." Yeah, kept my sanity too, for many reasons. I have always been on the street and from early on I had the opportunity to work with some of the best and the worst this job had to offer. I learned from all of them and it has served me well even in the worst of times like now.

Stay safe anyway pal. Good luck, adjust the attitude, find somewhere else to go or something else to do.

From: 4/19/2010 10:20:00 PM

4/20/2010 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe J. Fledgar can make himself useful by expediting the approval of the off-duty pocket .380 pistols. These will provide convenient summer time protection, provided this is not just rumor. If it is true, of course everyone will have to wait in line to qualify with them. And .380 ammo is in short supply. Great concept if it pans out. Still only very limited short range protection

It's already out knucklehead, view the latest directives on-line.

Excuse the shit out of me. Just remember that these things are no substitute for a compact 9mm, or carrying the service pistol. And you damn well better get 100 rounds through the thing before you trust it. Keltecs have been known to be less quality than Ruger and Kahr.

4/20/2010 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic....
What's the story about the sergeants in Area 4? Something about padding OT. J-Fed wanted them all indicted but Anita would not do it. Now all the Sgts are getting dumped.. some moves have already been moved back to patrol... and some heavy's to other Areas. What's the real story?????? Won't J-Fed ever give up?

The clouted ones landed in Area Three Detective Division. The others landed in 007 & 011. End of scandal until the Pallohusky trial.

4/20/2010 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Off topic....
What's the story about the sergeants in Area 4? Something about padding OT. J-Fed wanted them all indicted but Anita would not do it. Now all the Sgts are getting dumped.. some moves have already been moved back to patrol... and some heavy's to other Areas. What's the real story?????? Won't J-Fed ever give up?

4/19/2010 10:00:00 PM



Isn' that where John Pallohusky came from? Did the investigation into his theft from the Sgts union turn into an A4 witch hunt?

4/20/2010 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe J. Fledgar can make himself useful by expediting the approval of the off-duty pocket .380 pistols. These will provide convenient summer time protection, provided this is not just rumor. If it is true, of course everyone will have to wait in line to qualify with them. And .380 ammo is in short supply. Great concept if it pans out. Still only very limited short range protection.

Kahr P380: Twice the price of the others, best quality, much better sights( in dovetail cuts-can change), chunky and harder to carry in the pocket. Sig type quality. Ruger LCP: Good quality, longer trigger pull/long reset, small sights, very concealable in the pocket. This Ruger works well right out of the box.
Keltec: Many returns on warranty.
Ruger copied the Keltec with better fit/finish.

4/20/2010 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've been a Detective for 10 years. I own 2 uniforms whether i like it or not just in case. I can't work special. If I ruined my uniform i couldn't afford to buy another one since they failed to raise the uniform allowance. But then again, I don't give a shit one way or another. I refuse to work this job or put on the uniform on my off days. Maybe for triple time and a half, but nothing less. And I still wouldn't give them any activity.

4/19/2010 04:43:00 PM

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow you think soooooo highly of yourself !
Just a quick reminder you have no rank !
You are a "patrol officer assigned as" !!!
Soooo take your I'M, a DETECTIVE and better than everyone else and GFY !!!

4/20/2010 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How bout "JODY AND THE PUSSYCATS" or "JODY AND THE SCAREDY CATS"? Little long but I think it's nice!!

4/20/2010 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

quit picking on jffled

he's only following orders

for 300,000 a year most of you would do the same

he'll be gone in a year

so will da mayor

power to the people

4/20/2010 04:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do ya think J-fledgar knows about daleys choices in undergarments ? I'm just sayin.............

4/20/2010 06:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[ I pray every night we will all be safe. You made it that long for a reason, and we are empty headed because we dont have the time. So go fuck yourself . }

4/20/2010 01:07:00 AM

Go get some help

It isn't just your head that's empty, it's your heart.

4/20/2010 11:44:00 PM  

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