I've Been Shot - Hurry Up!
A man whose car was stolen allegedly admitted to police officers he made a false call to 911 claiming he had been shot so officers would get their “asses” to the scene faster.
“ 'I’m the one who called,' ” Joshua Coleman told police when they spotted him at Englewood and Normal Tuesday afternoon, according to a police report. “ 'I said I got shot to get your asses here quicker. Are you gonna do anything about my car?' ”
Coleman, 21, an admitted gang member, first called emergency dispatchers to report that his car was stolen, Assistant Cook County State’s Attorney Erin Antonietti said.
When police didn't arrive immediately, he “was not pleased” and proceeded to place another 911 call, this time telling dispatchers he was shot in the leg in the 400 block of West Englewood, authorities said.
We'd like to see calls like these result in more arrests, but we don't think the courts will treat it seriously.
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
25 Comments:
he was shot in the leg......LAST YEAR!!!!! LOL.
This is a daily occurance in most districts yet there aren't any arrests or ANOV's. That is why it continues. Congrats to the P.O. who arrested this fool. I know you were probably told by some fool that it was pimpy or bullshit but they were wrong. That is your job. Thank you for the cb number maybe your arrest will eliminate at least one prank 911 caller.
THAT particular block is famous for "man with a gun" and "person shot" calls, which are usually bonifide. I think thats where me and my old partner Joe M peed our pants on the train tracks....
So did someone take the fool in?!?! Better yet, did someone fix the lie??? :-))
So now response to a call has to be context and location sensitive, man shot in 018 or 019, hurry and go; man shot in 007 or 015, big fucking deal, we get there when we get there. Typical bullshit.
They will then have to elevate the seriousness to get faster police response: "10 shot in the head, they all dead, men with machine guns killing babies" if your car is being stolen by the repo man.
Once upon a time in some districts coppers would get something like "get your pencils out" right out of roll call and then get 5 jobs at once including someone shot, handle in any order, and the man shot would be bonifide.
They had a name for this current wave of violence around 1974: normal night in 014 or 013 or 015.
The mayor would be shitting bowling balls if he had 900 murders to deal with.
I don't go anywhere fast unless it is one of us-PEROID!
Another fine up-standing Chicago citizen Mr. Mayor.
Glad they put him where he belongs, JAIL!
I'm surprised the felony false police report wasn't tossed immediately when it got to court. And the judge refusing to release him on bond?
Wow!
How ironic would it be if he spent more time in jail for a felony DC than the PCS charge for which he got 18 months probation! Only in Cook County, the worst and most corrupt criminal court system of the U. S.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Takes me to da hopspital! Takes me to da hopspital! Rush Prebsbaterian Saint Lucas!" Guy gets out at the "hopspital" and thanks the Paramedics for the ride.
False 911 calls for all kinds of "service" are as common as invisible guns.
lock all these fuckin fools up and charge them with endangering the life of an officer unnessessarily
i agree. 3 cheers to the po who locked this mutt up
To bad he was not shot and killed, another welfare breeder pos link card owner gone! "saving more money in shitcago"!
I wonder if the judge that will hear the case realizes that these calls are illegal and they do jeopardize the citizens safety and ours?
I tickles me, they claim they get no police service and 015 is about the size of a postage stamp and is a police district with a full complement of police. Hell, 017 and 016 have beats that are the size of 015.
I know this fool and have had several encounters with him. Thank you for locking this piece of sh** up!!
I don't go anywhere fast unless it is one of us-PEROID!
Is that a new form of body building supplement? PEROIDS. I'm wondering if they will show up on a Random Drug screen.
Once again, a waste of government services by people who have never worked a day in their pathetic little lives, but have made an occupation out of pimping the system.
---not a cop
So typical and grossly common. Had one once from an old lady who used the gun call to get us to show up faster so we could help get her granddaughter to go to church. Nice.
The funny thing is they ARE capable of learning; learning how to play the system.
Old Retired Guy Here. False Police Report. State Disorderly Conduct.
I have done it both ways. It worked way back then and I hope it will work now. If appropriate.
PS: Have a nice day ????
What is unfortunate is that this is unusual. EVERY mutt that makes this call should be locked up. I recall a principal that stole a bunch of money from the taxpayers after she did the exact same thing at her school. As usual is was racial and the taxpayers paid.
Office who made the arrest - make sure you request copies of the 911 call from oemc...damn fine job!
I recall a principal that stole a bunch of money from the taxpayers after she did the exact same thing at her school.
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U talking bout Mama Hawk? Doughn smudge her rep here baby chyle.
She didin got her car stole or do a bogus 911 call aftah. The bogus call came furs. She got invalidated in duh press wiffout having her daze in courts ovah duh $$$. Dat bogus.
Norf lawndale miss Mama Hawk.
In the suburbs, if we're looking for fast police response, we usually go with a barking dog complaint or illegal parking.
With the exception of those burbs with a harder edge, then we dial it up a notch and report kids making all kinds of racket or that incessant Bay City Rollers music coming from the neighbor with the 70s nostalgia kick.
Never worked a day in his sorry life, never paid taxes, can't spell the work tax or work!!! But yet feels that he is owed....
"Takes me to da hopspital! Takes me to da hopspital! Rush Prebsbaterian Saint Lucas!" Guy gets out at the "hopspital" and thanks the Paramedics for the ride.
Prebs st lucas??? Typical ghetto, too funny, thanks for the heehaw.
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