Shot Twice in Nine Hours
A South Side man is cursed — or terribly lucky — depending on your point of view.
The 23-year-old man was shot twice this morning in different neighborhoods and survived.
“Someone is trying real hard to kill this guy,” one police source said.
And on the bright side, the Predictive Analysis Unit can just stick a tracker on this jackass and predict with pretty much 100% certainty that he'll be a target again shortly.
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