Shot Twice in Nine Hours
A South Side man is cursed — or terribly lucky — depending on your point of view.
The 23-year-old man was shot twice this morning in different neighborhoods and survived.
“Someone is trying real hard to kill this guy,” one police source said.
Hopefully, that "someone" succeeds shortly. And without killing anyone else either.
And on the bright side, the Predictive Analysis Unit can just stick a tracker on this jackass and predict with pretty much 100% certainty that he'll be a target again shortly.
And on the bright side, the Predictive Analysis Unit can just stick a tracker on this jackass and predict with pretty much 100% certainty that he'll be a target again shortly.
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
25 Comments:
And yet this "victim" probably refuses to cooperate with the police because he is afraid they may come after him again!
newsflash....dont drink you 40 next to this guy!
This guy must be a real @$$hole if everybody seems to be out to shoot him.
Who cares if he's gone? That's one less POS on the street.
And yeah, I'm a bit cynical lately.
Third time is the charm.
I heard J Fed only counts this as one incident since it was the same victim shot twice
A simple case of mistaken identity...twice.
Shit, how just how much money in "free" emergency care does this shithead get to steal from the taxpayers.
Here's hoping for the "hat trick".
Off Topic but I had a great conversation with a fine citizen last night after dispersing a large crowd.
It went like this.
"Officer, can I ask You a question?"
"Sure, but don't walk up on my car. You can ask me from there."
"Did Yall catch who killed my..."
"Hey get up on the sidewalk before you get hit by a car."
"While Yall over here doin all this... messin with us... did you catch who killed my nephew yet?"
"Over here doin all this? You mean doin my job? I don't know. What was his name?"
"His name was...(Name withheld)"
"Yeah I remember him! He got shot right here around the same time a few weeks ago. You were out here with a whole bunch of people just like now! Nobody'd tell us shit about what happened cause you were all too busy runnin around screamin about how you was gonna get who did it, so no, I have not personally caught anyone for your nephew's murder. Have you guys decided to cooperate and follow up with the Detectives assigned to the case?"
"Man Fuck You."
"That's what I thought. Now get off the street. Oh, and I'm sorry for your loss." "Hey partner, let's go get some coffee."
...If at first you don't succeed, try again?
only 7 lives left....
WOW, that's a bad day! A really bad day!
Is it possible, he works for Target, and was in uniform? or is just a complete asshole?
Either way, it makes for a bad day indeed.
Can we please find him.... I'd like to offer him a 1 million dollar life insurance policy... I'll pay the premium!! 70/30 split
Apparently, this young fella' has issues with some people. May I suggest Dale Carnegies' "How To Make Friends and Influence People"
9/18/2010 10:21:00 AM
LMFAO!
Shit-head: "Did you catch who killed my nephew yet?"
Police: "Have you guys decided to cooperate and follow up with the detectives..."
Shit-head: "Man, fuck you."
We know EXACTLY where you're coming from, Office!
Some years back we rolled up on a just occurred person shot before the calls hit the board at the zone.
Gunpowder still in the air and dude is laid the fuck out like a king oscar sardine with a third eye in his forehead and 50 silly motherfuckers standing around looking like "huh?" when we asked whodunit and which way did they go.
They watched these two fools box until one got tired of taking an ass beating and popped dude dead in the forehead. He was dead before he hit the pavement.
The funny part was they had the nerve to be pissed. We found out why at the hospital. it was all dope bullshit and these fools knew each other. The Police showed up right when the crowd was going to rob the dead guy! A loaded strap, an extra clip, more than $2k and a couple of packs were on the person of the deceased.
Ahhh... So much fun!
But these are the fools who are the kings and queens of Chicago who get THEIR ASSES KISSED by the politicians just for being oxygen thieves while we who get off that ass and go to work to deal with their bullshit get pissed on constantly.
These are the ones the majority of citizens want to make friends with since The Police have been cast as the enemy in this town.
The only problem is that he didn't get shot good enough.
Another CPS honor role student.
WOW that is amazing. I bet this guy is sure glad that he isn't a CPS honor student or he would be dead by now.
Just another example of the phenomenon known as the douchebag factor. It is a fact that your odds of being killed by a bullet are directly proportional to the level of your douchebagness.
For example, some asswipe gang banger with 30 kids by 20 women, unemployed, in and out of the system, tats of all his "bitches" on every inch of his worthless body - will ultimately be autopsied and at least a handful of oxidized rounds will be found in his worthless gullet from previous attempts on his life.
A baby or a an ACTUAL honor student gets clipped in the foot and bleeds out.
It's just not fair. It's almost to the point where maybe the police should start acting more like the gangbangin' shitheads they police - so at least you guys can be almost as bulletproof as they are.
I used to think it was just because these fucking mopes couldn't shoot straight if the gun was in a vise, but it is far more sinister than that - they really are bulletproof.
If that man has common sense, he should move out of town, have cosmetic surgery and obtain a new identity. Maybe he is a real @$$hole or just dumb.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Just another example of the phenomenon known as the douchebag factor. It is a fact that your odds of being killed by a bullet are directly proportional to the level of your douchebagness.
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That would be inversely proportional and I agree wholeheartedly.
"Here's hoping for the 'hat trick.'"
--9/18/2010 09:45:00 AM
"Don't die on me, Willie!"
"I used to think it was just because these f__ing mopes couldn't shoot straight if the gun was in a vise, but it is far more sinister than that - they really are bulletproof."
--9/19/2010 01:50:00 PM
Saw one on a bicycle come barreling through a red light -- WHAM! -- right into an old-fashioned Yellow Cab (the indestructible Checker Marathon -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Checker_Taxi) who was rolling on the green light.
Bicycle goes flying, M/1 goes up the hood, across the windshield, and falls off to the side.
You or me would have been in the hospital in multiple traction, hooked up to tubes, machines going "beep...beep...beep," doctors having hushed conversations.
This character comes right back up off the pavement like a rubber ball, fists clenched, screaming obscenities at the driver.
"HEY! SHUT THE F__K UP! I SAW THE WHOLE THING! YOU RAN THE LIGHT!"
Still muttering, he twists the handlebars back into place, hops on, and goes wobbling away on the bent wheels...
I wonder where he is today...
That would be inversely proportional and I agree wholeheartedly.
9/20/2010 01:38:00 AM
You are right and I should be more careful when I post.
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