Thursday, August 25, 2011

Bad Penny Turns Up

Back in a district?
  • 008 got the bad "PENNY". Hopefully this dream of J-Fled and the nightmare of 011 and now 008 is just passing through on her next gig as "inspector" She has personally red lined a car on her own from the [confines] of her office while setting up pedicures and manicures over the department phone. Yes this over promoted, over inflated egotistical captain is still around! Like they say, a bad "penny" always turns up somewhere! Can I get a Halleluya!!!
Our condolences to 008 if this is true. We can't remember a day that didn't go by without a comment being posted by an 011 District member regarding her latest shenanigan. On the bright side, she'll probably step in the shit soon enough and get hidden away until the heat dies down. Again. Seriously, how many domestics, damage to property allegations, harassment claims, DCFS investigations, contract violations, screaming matches with subordinates and batteries complaints can one boss have without drawing the attention of downtown?

Oh yeah, dozens. Never mind.

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40 Comments:

Anonymous Westside, Inside Do-Nothing said...

Day ain't nuffin' wrong wiff Mizz Penny. Y'all jus a buncha hatin' muthafukas!

Sincerely,

The 011th District Pod Room Coalition For The Homeless

8/25/2011 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Seriously, how many domestics, damage to property allegations, harassment claims, DCFS investigations, contract violations, screaming matches with subordinates and batteries complaints can one boss have without drawing the attention of downtown?"
Got juice ? So far, so good ...

8/25/2011 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, you're asking kind of the same question as, "How many times can you commit major faux pas and respond totally stupidly at a CompStat meeting?"

For SOME people, as often as you want.

8/25/2011 01:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What was this story on channel 7 about an iad guy being recorded by a complainant and the court upholding her illegal recording under some exception to the law?

Sounded to me like she'd changed her story a few times and he was trying to lure her to HQ (maybe to lock her up for false reporting?) and she decided to hang the guy.

What happened?

8/25/2011 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Penny, now that I'm retired, I'm going to be so happy next time I run into you.

Finally, I can be honest about how I really feel about you. Can't wait.

8/25/2011 01:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This illiterate morons keeps stating at roll calls the G8/NATO summit agreement Everyone EXCEPT the PO's have agree too and preaching it like gospel. She keeps stating NO PO's can take 5 or extend their furlo past their days off. #1, it's not been settled in the PO case and #2 it is different if your work the 4-2 or the 10hrs. You get dumber each timer you sit through one of her roll calls. If your name was CAT she'd mispronounce it!!

8/25/2011 04:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This illiterate morons keeps stating at roll calls the G8/NATO summit agreement Everyone EXCEPT the PO's have agree too and preaching it like gospel. She keeps stating NO PO's can take 5 or extend their furlo past their days off. #1, it's not been settled in the PO case and #2 it is different if your work the 4-2 or the 10hrs. You get dumber each timer you sit through one of her roll calls. If your name was CAT she'd mispronounce it!!

8/25/2011 04:17:00 AM

SHE gets dumber? Dude, read your post!

8/25/2011 06:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She was "nominated" for commander, I guess they figured it would look better for her to be re-promoted from patrol than an inspector. McGruff's getting bamboozled by the revs again, the goof.

8/25/2011 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the hell is her supervisor? I mean if she gets into this much trouble, isn't there someone that's of higher rank than her to just sit and watch how she runs things? This is kinda a big police department. Don't we have a qualified person that can handle her position? I'm sure physically someone is stronger than her. I'm also pretty sure someone is smarter than her. So what else could she have? You mean to tell me this department doesn't have anyone that came from the military that could earn our respect and we would follow their lead? WTF!

8/25/2011 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HackyMac MFs two coppers over a parking ticket in New Jersey when was a honcho at NYPD, nothing happened to him department wise either.

I can't wait to see how he handles a similar beef when it goes up the chain for review.

8/25/2011 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What watch is she on, I'm on furlough

8/25/2011 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

captain of police.....wtf?

8/25/2011 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sincerely,

The 011th District Pod Room Coalition For The Homeless

8/25/2011 12:33:00 AM

You all just be makin' sure you ain't readin' no magazines in dat room!

8/25/2011 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First post...ROTFLMAO!!!!!! hey SCC is there any way you can repost the pictures of the bums sleeping in the pod room. THOSE WERE EFFIN HYSTERICAL!! If not, can you tell me the date you had them posted so i can check the archives please??? Definitely one of the funniest things Ive seen in 26 yoj.

8/25/2011 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny so Far she has been better than Richie Scotchbreath

8/25/2011 02:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You get dumber each timer you sit through one of her roll calls. If your name was CAT she'd mispronounce it!!

8/25/2011 04:17:00 AM

Sounds like you have sat through a whole shit-load of her roll calls.

8/25/2011 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a minute SCC, is she still an inspector or is she in the 008 dist? I didn't think the dept had any CAPT's on days, only LT.s.

8/25/2011 03:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Day ain't nuffin' wrong wiff Mizz Penny. Y'all jus a buncha hatin' muthafukas!

Sincerely,

The 011th District Pod Room Coalition For The Homeless



PRICELESS !!!!!! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

8/25/2011 03:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot the prayer corners.

8/25/2011 03:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This illiterate morons keeps stating at roll calls the G8/NATO summit agreement Everyone EXCEPT the PO's have agree too and preaching it like gospel. She keeps stating NO PO's can take 5 or extend their furlo past their days off. #1, it's not been settled in the PO case and #2 it is different if your work the 4-2 or the 10hrs. You get dumber each timer you sit through one of her roll calls. If your name was CAT she'd mispronounce it!!

8/25/2011 04:17:00 AM

Talk about illiterate! Look in the mirror! Or were you just blogging drunk--cuz that'd be ok then. NOT!
Go directly to an AA meeting that has an English class afterwards!

Good grief. You're embarassing.

8/25/2011 04:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Henny Penny Rule Violations
(in # order):

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9,
10, 11, 12, 14, 21, 22,
31, 32, 36, 40, 41, 42,
49, 50

The evidence is there. Quit crying
and being a bunch of Mary's (No offense to you Mary!)

She should be 30 days pending already.

8/25/2011 04:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Politics strikes again.

8/25/2011 05:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait she's a Capt.? Why is she on days in 008 then?
We've got a prince of a Capt. in 009 with 40 years on this god forsaken job and they forced him off days and onto 3 rd watch WTF??

8/25/2011 06:48:00 PM  
Anonymous I Miss The Circus said...

Penny is dumb as a bag of hammers. What the hell does she have on Cline that he allowed her meteoric ascension?

And I concur...The H.P.O. (Homeless Pod Operators) was some of the best shenanigans I've seen on this job. I've seen some funny shit, both on the CPD and in other jobs I've held, but this episode takes the cake.

Kind of poetic, too, seeing that Henny Penny guarded that whole pod room brain fart as if it were her first born (a first born she couldn't physically abuse)...only to show what pointless SHIT it really was when the homeless "took it over". No wonder Washington nixed that 24 hour-a-day pod room atrocity as soon as he returned.

Good times!!!

- Retired But With You Guys In Spirit

8/25/2011 07:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Henny Penny Rule Violations
(in # order):

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9,
10, 11, 12, 14, 21, 22,
31, 32, 36, 40, 41, 42,
49, 50

The evidence is there. Quit crying
and being a bunch of Mary's (No offense to you Mary!)

She should be 30 days pending already.

8/25/2011 04:32:00 PM

30 days pending, really? Sounds more like should already be fired or in prison. If I broke just one of those rules it would shoved up my ass so fast and I would be bunking with a big dude named Bubba in a nice cell.

8/25/2011 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You get dumber each timer you sit through one of her roll calls. If your name was CAT she'd mispronounce it!!

8/25/2011 04:17:00 AM

Sounds like you have sat through a whole shit-load of her roll calls.

8/25/2011 03:38:00 PM

Yes I have, and my name is CAT pronounce it correctly already damn it!!!

8/25/2011 07:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You get dumber each timer you sit through one of her roll calls. If your name was CAT she'd mispronounce it!!

8/25/2011 04:17:00 AM

Sounds like you have sat through a whole shit-load of her roll calls.

8/25/2011 03:38:00 PM

OMG! Now THAT is some funny shit!

8/25/2011 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a minute SCC, is she still an inspector or is she in the 008 dist? I didn't think the dept had any CAPT's on days, only LT.s.

Oh no, the chosen Capt's are on days, Henny and Ryczek (SP)in OEMC, what a joke! He's been hiding there for years, even though we are borrowing every day for WC's city wide.

8/25/2011 08:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

post 03:38 AM ROTFLMAO, It's been a while since I laughed so hard, thank you.

Be careful in 008 and CYA everyone.

8/25/2011 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Penny, now that I'm retired, I'm going to be so happy next time I run into you.

Finally, I can be honest about how I really feel about you. Can't wait.

8/25/2011 01:36:00 AM




make sure that you're driving the old, circa 1960's, pick-up.

8/25/2011 09:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm really getting tired of hearing about her,why waste any energy talking about her,if you want a better working environment transfer out,if not like in the movie Red October with Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington,disagree,"shut the fuck up"!

8/25/2011 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charlton Heston in the Planet of the Apes, "ITS A MAD HOUSE! A MAD HOUSE!" Welcome to the Chicago Police Department! Next, please?

8/25/2011 11:38:00 PM  
Anonymous O said...

Dear Mizz Penny Captain/Inspector Lady,
Don't let all this hatin' get you down, cuz' I miss & luv' ya', your a fine leader and further more....oops, I have to go, the nurse is here with my medication ...I go sleep sleep now, straight jacket is my blankie.

8/26/2011 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any good stories from the penny pod room?

Westside,inside do nothing.....you crack me up!! Thanks for laugh....I needed it!

8/26/2011 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dont worry 008.."May" says she is a great boss if you just dont do anything wrong

8/26/2011 04:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes she is in 008 lucky us. but a certain 06 car on 3rd watch loves her

8/26/2011 04:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wondering if ANY po had half as many beefs as penny they would be in call back...She must have some really big wack somewhere...Maybe in E.J in 008 knows

8/26/2011 06:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Wait she's a Capt.? Why is she on days in 008 then?
We've got a prince of a Capt. in 009 with 40 years on this god forsaken job and they forced him off days and onto 3 rd watch WTF??

8/25/2011 06:48:00 PM

**********************************
Because too many bosses & the reverunds be some hatin' motherfuckers ! Clout Rules in Shitcago

8/26/2011 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes she is in 008 lucky us. but a certain 06 car on 3rd watch loves her

8/26/2011 04:16:00 AM

AWWWW what's the matter she didn't pick you to "work" the 06 car? You can't wear your new jeans and baseball hat? That's ok maybe when you get more than 3 years on you will "deserve" to work it!

8/26/2011 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep laughing. She was put in for a commander position once again. Not only should she NOT get it, whoever wrote her letter of recommendation should be demoted

8/26/2011 06:45:00 PM  

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