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At this New Jersey Dunkin Donuts, you can get a donut and...:
- A 29-year-old woman working the night shift at Dunkin Donuts faces prostitution charges for allegedly taking breaks from selling donuts and coffee to provide sexual services in exchange for money.
Melissa Redmond, 29, of Mine Hill, was arrested after a six week investigation known as "extra sugar" that began when police got a tip that people could go to the Dunkin Donuts on Route 46 and arrange a liason with Redmond.
"I had gotten an anonymous tip," Detective Sgt. Kyle Schwarzmann, who led the investigation. "She was a night time employee (working 9 p.m. to 5 a.m.), supposedly a very good one."
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
58 Comments:
Another meaning to donut holes?
I do like my coffee with extra sugar. SCC, u think she is out on like an I bond for misdemeanor. I'm always ready for a roadtrip to get some Jersey sugar !
I thought that chocolate donut with "sprinkles" looked kinda suspect...
Gee, I have always wondered about donut hoes.
Would she be considered a donut ho'?
Ewwww. I hope she washed her hands. I'll never be capable of ordering a frosted donut again.
Which gold star was the shit-talker?
Prepared to take the hit?
That's pretty brazen talk...
Somebody obviously doesn't mind walking around with their own personal thundercloud hovering over their head like in the cartoons...
More like not prepared to deal with the sure to follow series of mishaps and near misses.
Who would be so willing to wear a "kick me" sign on their back?
Hmmmmmm?
That'll be one deeply sore ass from so many shoes getting shined on it.
Don't mess with the the guard-dog's spiritual shepherd.
One rumor was it was going to be flakey felcher as a final fuck-you to The Police from shortshanks...
Would you like a little sugar on that donut hole?
Why is prostitution illegal?
That detective must be a real dickhead! Do you know how much they pay at Donkin Donuts? Did she give discounts to cops? Leave her the fuck alone. She was trying to make an honest living.
"Employees must wash their hands..." takes on new urgency.
Whoopsie!
How did 12:49:00 end up on this post??
Good intent... Wrong hole?
I will never order another Bavarian Creme donut ever again!
I can't imagine how scary that was! One minute you're driving along and the next you're in a giant hole--especially when you're groggy at that time of the a.m.!
Which gold star was the shit-talker?
Prepared to take the hit?
That's pretty brazen talk...
Somebody obviously doesn't mind walking around with their own personal thundercloud hovering over their head like in the cartoons...
More like not prepared to deal with the sure to follow series of mishaps and near misses.
Who would be so willing to wear a "kick me" sign on their back?
Hmmmmmm?
That'll be one deeply sore ass from so many shoes getting shined on it.
Don't mess with the the guard-dog's spiritual shepherd.
One rumor was it was going to be flakey felcher as a final fuck-you to The Police from shortshanks...
8/21/2011 12:49:00 AM
Um, pay attention to where you're posting your comments.
Even bad girls can be good waitresses.
I hope she washed her hands before returning to work! Ewe.
Yeah, it's horrible that grown adults can do whatever they like with their bodies and their money. Horrible I tell you.
What? No photo?
This is a classic case of fucking with someone just trying to make a living. Minimum wage does not take a person very far with their monthly bills. Instead, the sergeant should have been running the plates and names of the customers. I'll bet he would have had a load of warrant arrests. Time to make the donuts!
I'd like mine glazed.
And yet the long history of banging Golden Nugget waitresses is perfectly legal...
Prostitution is only illegal because the government does not collect taxes on it...otherwise it's a victimless crime.
A doughnut with a happy ending. WINNING!!!!!!
She was trying to make an honest living.
8/21/2011 01:54:00 AM
While I don't think Hooking is up there with Drugs and Gangs and Murder and Extortion...are you stupid or was that a family member ?
Why is prostitution illegal?
to make marriage competitive ? why not call it "marriage a la carte" instead ?
Do you guys have skim milk for the coffee? Good, I'll take a rough handjob.
Why is prostitution illegal? Two adults consent to exchange money for sex. One party rents her body and the other party pays for the privilege. We need to legalize it so law enforcement can concentrate on real crime. Imagine how much resources were wasted to prosecute this woman.
extra sugar - ha, that's clever. those clever clever guys. almost as clever as the FBI, calling everybody "bandit." Kind of like Smokey and the Bandit. HA. Funny and clever. I am liking it. I am on the tact team in the 015th dist. and I am going to name my next juvenile gambling pinch "extra nonsense" - HA. Wish I could name my pinches like that.
In Hindu voice..."how may I help you?"
LOL! Operation "Extra Sugar"...the guy who came up with that name deserves a promotion
Dear Box Chevy Phantom:
Be quiet. Your stuff is not funny.
Thank you
Sounds like jfed jr. At starbucks at lawrence and pulaski
2 consenting adults, getting it on in the back of a donut shop. a victimless crime. why do we continue to waste time and resources on this nonsense?
I salute her entrepreneurial spirit.
Be careful out there... You have to make sure those sprinkles don't move before you sink your teeth into anything!!
What is the big deal? She consented to it and people are willing to pay for it. So what!! She did not put up a bill board saying come in for the coffee and stay for the head. Our laws need a revamping.
I'll take a dozen-Glazed!
(Cue porn music).
It light of this revelation, don't order the Bavarian Kremes. Haw Haw !
Did anybody get arrested for disturbing the "piece"?
Only one comment about glazing? In a story about Dunkin' Donuts? New breed of policeman these days, I guess.
Bad girls make the best waitresses.
I'm a woman and not a gold digger or having sex with the same man for years. I do not see a problem with prostitution; if two consenting adults want that- THEN SO BE IT. What I have a problem with is women who date or marry or stay married for money. That is worse than prostitution as there is an exploitation of feelings and possibly love. I'm sure there are men who do it too, but to a much lesser degree.
I thought box car phathom comments on exempt staff on the burning bus was funny til I ran into exempt member looking for blood.
Sure puts a different spin on "Do you want cream in your coffee?"
In this economic downturn you have to supplement your income somehow. Minimum wage as a Donut Dolly aint gonna pay the bills.
So one black coffee and a glazed and cream filled waitress to go ;) lol
Gives new definition to the creme in Boston Creme donuts!!
Anonymous said...
I ran into exempt member looking for blood.
8/21/2011 07:31:00 PM
Named Cullen?
I not sure so open for corrections here....but I think in the Moooslim way of life one can get divorced once an hour. therefore apparently you can marry......figure it out. 60 minutes had an episode two maybe three weeks ago
I'm just saying
A modification of an old saying...
"As you ramble on through life, brother, whatever be your goal, keep your eye upon the doughnut, and not upon the Ho."
Thank you, cum again!
Why is prostitution illegal?
8/21/2011 01:18:00 AM
for the same reason that 'controlled substances' are illegal.
I salute her entrepreneurial spirit.
8/21/2011 02:47:00 PM
with your third arm?
You missed that the investigation took weeks :D
I wonder if she knows Tiger Woods?
nix the "glazed" donuts...too sticky.
The copper makes this b.s. arrest and then talks to the press. What a zero!
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