Sunday, August 21, 2011

This Place has Everything!

At this New Jersey Dunkin Donuts, you can get a donut and...:
  • A 29-year-old woman working the night shift at Dunkin Donuts faces prostitution charges for allegedly taking breaks from selling donuts and coffee to provide sexual services in exchange for money.

    Melissa Redmond, 29, of Mine Hill, was arrested after a six week investigation known as "extra sugar" that began when police got a tip that people could go to the Dunkin Donuts on Route 46 and arrange a liason with Redmond.

    "I had gotten an anonymous tip," Detective Sgt. Kyle Schwarzmann, who led the investigation. "She was a night time employee (working 9 p.m. to 5 a.m.), supposedly a very good one."

Or a very bad one, depending on your point of view.

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58 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another meaning to donut holes?

8/21/2011 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do like my coffee with extra sugar. SCC, u think she is out on like an I bond for misdemeanor. I'm always ready for a roadtrip to get some Jersey sugar !

8/21/2011 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought that chocolate donut with "sprinkles" looked kinda suspect...

8/21/2011 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee, I have always wondered about donut hoes.

8/21/2011 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would she be considered a donut ho'?

8/21/2011 12:41:00 AM  
Blogger Phil Schitz here said...

Ewwww. I hope she washed her hands. I'll never be capable of ordering a frosted donut again.

8/21/2011 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

Which gold star was the shit-talker?

Prepared to take the hit?

That's pretty brazen talk...
Somebody obviously doesn't mind walking around with their own personal thundercloud hovering over their head like in the cartoons...

More like not prepared to deal with the sure to follow series of mishaps and near misses.

Who would be so willing to wear a "kick me" sign on their back?

Hmmmmmm?

That'll be one deeply sore ass from so many shoes getting shined on it.

Don't mess with the the guard-dog's spiritual shepherd.

One rumor was it was going to be flakey felcher as a final fuck-you to The Police from shortshanks...

8/21/2011 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would you like a little sugar on that donut hole?

8/21/2011 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is prostitution illegal?

8/21/2011 01:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That detective must be a real dickhead! Do you know how much they pay at Donkin Donuts? Did she give discounts to cops? Leave her the fuck alone. She was trying to make an honest living.

8/21/2011 01:54:00 AM  
Blogger Dennis Dale said...

"Employees must wash their hands..." takes on new urgency.

8/21/2011 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous The Beat Car Pilot! XD said...

Whoopsie!

How did 12:49:00 end up on this post??

Good intent... Wrong hole?

8/21/2011 06:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will never order another Bavarian Creme donut ever again!

8/21/2011 06:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't imagine how scary that was! One minute you're driving along and the next you're in a giant hole--especially when you're groggy at that time of the a.m.!

8/21/2011 06:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Which gold star was the shit-talker?

Prepared to take the hit?

That's pretty brazen talk...
Somebody obviously doesn't mind walking around with their own personal thundercloud hovering over their head like in the cartoons...

More like not prepared to deal with the sure to follow series of mishaps and near misses.

Who would be so willing to wear a "kick me" sign on their back?

Hmmmmmm?

That'll be one deeply sore ass from so many shoes getting shined on it.

Don't mess with the the guard-dog's spiritual shepherd.

One rumor was it was going to be flakey felcher as a final fuck-you to The Police from shortshanks...

8/21/2011 12:49:00 AM

Um, pay attention to where you're posting your comments.

8/21/2011 06:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even bad girls can be good waitresses.

8/21/2011 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope she washed her hands before returning to work! Ewe.

8/21/2011 07:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, it's horrible that grown adults can do whatever they like with their bodies and their money. Horrible I tell you.

8/21/2011 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What? No photo?

8/21/2011 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a classic case of fucking with someone just trying to make a living. Minimum wage does not take a person very far with their monthly bills. Instead, the sergeant should have been running the plates and names of the customers. I'll bet he would have had a load of warrant arrests. Time to make the donuts!

8/21/2011 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like mine glazed.

8/21/2011 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And yet the long history of banging Golden Nugget waitresses is perfectly legal...

8/21/2011 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prostitution is only illegal because the government does not collect taxes on it...otherwise it's a victimless crime.

8/21/2011 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A doughnut with a happy ending. WINNING!!!!!!

8/21/2011 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She was trying to make an honest living.

8/21/2011 01:54:00 AM


While I don't think Hooking is up there with Drugs and Gangs and Murder and Extortion...are you stupid or was that a family member ?

8/21/2011 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is prostitution illegal?


to make marriage competitive ? why not call it "marriage a la carte" instead ?

8/21/2011 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you guys have skim milk for the coffee? Good, I'll take a rough handjob.

8/21/2011 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is prostitution illegal? Two adults consent to exchange money for sex. One party rents her body and the other party pays for the privilege. We need to legalize it so law enforcement can concentrate on real crime. Imagine how much resources were wasted to prosecute this woman.

8/21/2011 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

extra sugar - ha, that's clever. those clever clever guys. almost as clever as the FBI, calling everybody "bandit." Kind of like Smokey and the Bandit. HA. Funny and clever. I am liking it. I am on the tact team in the 015th dist. and I am going to name my next juvenile gambling pinch "extra nonsense" - HA. Wish I could name my pinches like that.

8/21/2011 12:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In Hindu voice..."how may I help you?"

8/21/2011 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! Operation "Extra Sugar"...the guy who came up with that name deserves a promotion

8/21/2011 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Box Chevy Phantom:

Be quiet. Your stuff is not funny.

Thank you

8/21/2011 01:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like jfed jr. At starbucks at lawrence and pulaski

8/21/2011 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2 consenting adults, getting it on in the back of a donut shop. a victimless crime. why do we continue to waste time and resources on this nonsense?

8/21/2011 02:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I salute her entrepreneurial spirit.

8/21/2011 02:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be careful out there... You have to make sure those sprinkles don't move before you sink your teeth into anything!!

8/21/2011 03:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is the big deal? She consented to it and people are willing to pay for it. So what!! She did not put up a bill board saying come in for the coffee and stay for the head. Our laws need a revamping.

8/21/2011 03:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll take a dozen-Glazed!

(Cue porn music).

8/21/2011 04:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It light of this revelation, don't order the Bavarian Kremes. Haw Haw !

8/21/2011 04:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did anybody get arrested for disturbing the "piece"?

8/21/2011 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only one comment about glazing? In a story about Dunkin' Donuts? New breed of policeman these days, I guess.

8/21/2011 04:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bad girls make the best waitresses.

8/21/2011 05:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a woman and not a gold digger or having sex with the same man for years. I do not see a problem with prostitution; if two consenting adults want that- THEN SO BE IT. What I have a problem with is women who date or marry or stay married for money. That is worse than prostitution as there is an exploitation of feelings and possibly love. I'm sure there are men who do it too, but to a much lesser degree.

8/21/2011 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought box car phathom comments on exempt staff on the burning bus was funny til I ran into exempt member looking for blood.

8/21/2011 07:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure puts a different spin on "Do you want cream in your coffee?"

8/21/2011 08:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In this economic downturn you have to supplement your income somehow. Minimum wage as a Donut Dolly aint gonna pay the bills.

8/21/2011 09:07:00 PM  
Anonymous DaBadCop said...

So one black coffee and a glazed and cream filled waitress to go ;) lol

8/21/2011 09:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gives new definition to the creme in Boston Creme donuts!!

8/21/2011 09:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I ran into exempt member looking for blood.

8/21/2011 07:31:00 PM

Named Cullen?

8/21/2011 11:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I not sure so open for corrections here....but I think in the Moooslim way of life one can get divorced once an hour. therefore apparently you can marry......figure it out. 60 minutes had an episode two maybe three weeks ago

I'm just saying

8/22/2011 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A modification of an old saying...

"As you ramble on through life, brother, whatever be your goal, keep your eye upon the doughnut, and not upon the Ho."

8/22/2011 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you, cum again!

8/22/2011 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is prostitution illegal?

8/21/2011 01:18:00 AM




for the same reason that 'controlled substances' are illegal.

8/22/2011 02:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I salute her entrepreneurial spirit.

8/21/2011 02:47:00 PM




with your third arm?

8/22/2011 02:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You missed that the investigation took weeks :D

8/22/2011 08:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if she knows Tiger Woods?

8/22/2011 10:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nix the "glazed" donuts...too sticky.

8/22/2011 11:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The copper makes this b.s. arrest and then talks to the press. What a zero!

8/23/2011 07:21:00 AM  

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