What the...?!
Shaved had this up earlier. We thought it was someone's idea of a punchline gone bad. Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on your sense of humor), it appears to be 100% true:
A case of brotherly love in South Carolina turned deadly after a young man agreed to eat cocaine hidden in his older sibling's buttocks, then died of an overdose.
Deangelo Mitchell is seen in a police car video guilting his brother into ingesting the illegal substance because, he is heard saying, "I can't get no more strikes."
The 20-year-old eventually gives in. Deangelo can be seen removing something from his backside, then Wayne leans down and eats the drugs, police said.
[...] A short time later, he was dead. Deangelo said his brother ate about an ounce of cocaine, authorities said.
An ounce of blow? That'll ruin your day.
Labels: dumb ideas, silly people
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
41 Comments:
Gives a whole new meaning to the term crack cocaine.
Stupid is as Stupid Does............
Elimination of the flaws in a blood line.
that s 1 crappy ending...
I love it, without the video no one would believe these people. Thanks morons!
Crack kills
Is that what they mean by " taking a bite outta crime "?
You know in Chicago the family of the deceased would get twenty million dollars because the police were "negligent."
Dude you never go ATM. Not even if you love him.
Hah!!
Thats what I call a Brotherly RIM JOB.
This had me laughing for about 5 minutes. And then I laughed some more thinking how the family gathering coversation is going to be on Xmas.
OUnce of cocaine not blow (heroin). last words in video. i love u bro! classic
Family gonna sue because the officer didn't do a good enough search, starting the actions of the brothers. Loewy & Loewy, SE Division gonna handle the case. Eric Holder going to investigate a civil rights violation because the officer left them alone.
Nothing like chowing down on an ounce of cocaine from your brother's ass. I wonder if it tasted like shit.
You just cannot make this stuff up.
Please stop linking to Shaved. For crying out loud he's complaining about the efforts made to save the life of an infant.
Gives a new meaning to "Blow it out your ass"
Well I hope this guy knows he 's got a great future as a Chicago alderman. We know he's got no balls and his spine also appears to be long gone so tell him to pack his bags and head for Chi-town.
Sounds like that plan went to shit!!
allright...a shout-out for shaved.boo-yah
That was some shitty blow!
Hey brother, BLOW it out your ass!
That blow tasted like crap!
What a price to pay for that shit.
I'm guessing the wine will add a little "bouquet" to those slider farts.
I love my brother, but.......eating some thing out of his ass? Sorry. That is off the table.
Shitty end of the deal...
Illinois should have the 3 strike policy and start housing some of these 2 legged dogs for a hot minute.
That's so nasty.
I believe Deangelo can be charged with his brothers death. I bet da Momma is so proud of her boys.
He just got ahold of some bad crack, thats all.
Why didn't he eat it himself if it was his?? Oh wait because he must have been feeling generous that day or is it the obvious reason.
E. coli or a la carte?
Nothing is better for thee than me!
Crack Kills!!!
Is this the Brown Sugar they talk about?
Heh!
Heh-heh!
We think this video is the proof most Coppers wished civilians could see for themselves...
There's. No way. You can. Make. This shit up!
So ironic that the one dooky-bird was crying like a bitch about going back to the joint so he begs HIS sibling to eat dat shit?
Of course we all know that if this happened in Chicago, a whole bunch of the usual useless muthafuckahs would be revolving their dentures about "Da Police wuz wrong for makin' dat boy swallow dat stuff!"
Fuck 'em... Stupid SHOULD HURT!
A happier ending for a ghetto mutt we couldn't imagine. Too bad it wasn't a "two fer."
If it was Chicago the family would be rich.
With the Christmas holidays upon us, satiate your fecal cravings, Jody "J-Fled" Weis. Eat shit and die, you shameless, cowardly rat cocksucker.
We despise you.
"Deangelo Mitchell is seen in a police car video guilting his brother into ingesting the illegal substance..."
That's a good new noun-to-verb transition -- "guilting."
I guess there wasn't a baby around to hide the stuff on, or a pork chop to stab someone over.
What can you say?
They were doing a remake of Brian cleaning Stewie's diaper from "The Family Guy" cartoon.
I would love to hear the cross on this one--- little boo, did you think you were eating rocky road ice cream out of your brothers bum-- " yes sir "--- was it hot or cold-- " it was melting "--- what happened when you woke up-- " something was dripping out of my right ear and I had one hell of a headache----
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