For the Reading Disabled
We posted this in the comment section, but we're putting it out here in case anyone missed it:
- Mope-rah is NOT Oprah Winfrey. Some softballs seem to think that Oprah has a column and wrote the drivel we picked apart the other day. She doesn't and she didn't.
- Mope-rah is the Slum Times resident race-baiter and hack writer Mary Mitchell. M = Mary. M = Mope-rah. Get it now?
Just for future reference, Dope-rah is the Tribune's guest race-baiting hack, Dawn Trice Turner. D = Dawn. D = Dope-rah. It's really quite simple.
And furthermore, in the interest of clearing the air, calling Mope-rah an "ignorant slut" is a throwback to the good old days of Saturday Night Live (when SNL was actually humorous and cutting edge) where Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtain would go at each other over some triviality during Weekend Update. The comeback Jane would always use was "Dan, you pompous ass."
So all those expressing faux outrage over our writing need to (A) grow a sense of humor and (B) get over it. Sorry your television nowadays is so meaningless. Geez. We even apologized to Aykroyd in the opening line so people would understand where it was coming from.
UPDATE: And the people bitching about the comment about "The Jew is using the Black as muscle against you" obviously never saw The Blues Brothers. Do we really have to rehash the scene for you? Suffice it to say that the people leaping off the bridge? Those are the Illinois nazis - and they look like assholes the whole movie. Bumbling comedic foils. Aykroyd and Belushi made them out to be complete morons. That's how we interpreted the comment, but alas, not all of our readers have the sophisticated comedic wit that we and others possess.
Political correctness claims another generation.
UPDATE: And the people bitching about the comment about "The Jew is using the Black as muscle against you" obviously never saw The Blues Brothers. Do we really have to rehash the scene for you? Suffice it to say that the people leaping off the bridge? Those are the Illinois nazis - and they look like assholes the whole movie. Bumbling comedic foils. Aykroyd and Belushi made them out to be complete morons. That's how we interpreted the comment, but alas, not all of our readers have the sophisticated comedic wit that we and others possess.
Political correctness claims another generation.
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posted by SCC at 12:02 AM
41 Comments:
If someone is too stupid to get the lingo or references on here screw them. Don't explain. Let them continue to be stupid.
Apparently the blog has been over run by a bunch of slack jawed yokels, or more likely chronic weed smokers who have no memory or exposure to the great classics of American comedy. Who could they be....SATAN
signed the Church Lady
Born in 1980. Never was PC, never will be.
"Political correctness claims another generation."
Add in copious amounts of entitlement and liberal applications of hair gel and you describe about 80% of today's CPD.
To quote an occasional contributor here regarding the status of CPD: "SUNK"..
Geez, if you have to go this far to explain things, let the reader go back to his "Dick and Jane" book.
For what it's worth, Trice's nickname inside the Tower is "Dawn Turner Trite." Not as Oprah-rific, perhaps, but on target.
I can't believe that SCC just had to spell this out for some of you.
Dear SCC:
You and I don't agree on many things when it comes to POLITICS and POLICY…BUT, when it comes to CRIME and parents negligence being the root cause of todays youth being such a WASTE OF FLESH AND BLOOD AND AIR…we agree 100%.
Your sense of humor and wit is WELL WORTH THE READ. I love your insight to the underbelly that is Chicago politics and all the cockroaches that reside under the layers of crap we have to deal with every day…
Thanks for the job you do and thanks for your service to the citizens of this city.
God Bless You and God Bless the CPD/CFD
We all know that Mary mitchel is not a journalist, but a columnist(gossip monger) who lacks culture and a sense of right and wrong. She has probably limited exposure to human culture out side of that which she grew up and continues to live near. She knows little of the larger world and even less about what it means to be a person of values as evidenced by her column each day. We as civilized citizens owe a duty to descency and therefore ought not patronize the sun times and encourage others by the use of reason to do the same.
SCC, You ignorant slut thanks for clearing the air.
Supt. McCarthy, You ignorant slut. Thanks for the foot posts in 011.
Mayor Rahm, You fucking slut, thanks for the one man cars on midnites.
"That's how we interpreted the comment, but alas, not all of our readers have the sophisticated comedic wit that we and others possess."
well, as i always say, if they can't take a joke, fuck 'em.
if you have to explain it, it's not funny. if they don't get it f em.
Orange whip?
It's gotta be the IDIOT HAIRGELS that dont get it.
I/F KMA
Dope-rah......... Price less!
SCC I think what you need to remember is that a majority of your readers are under 40 yoa. References to the Blues Brothers, Dan Ackroyd or Jane Curtin go over the heads of younger people. What you seem to forget is that popular culture started in the 90's. (sarcasm off).
And just to back SCC up, SNL was once upon a time the definition of "must see TV". In these retirement days, not even a good buzz can make the modern version seem funny.
Pass the cookies please.
Stop apologizing/explaining to these people. Political correctness has claimed (and ruined) this department, nation and world. As we always said, F*** 'em if they can't take a joke!
Honestly the Mope-rah tag is not even funny. But hey whatever works for ya!
Who gives a fuck who you offend? If they don't like it then don't read it
political correctness=censorship
West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...
"Political correctness claims another generation."
YOU really are a D-BAG!!!!
Hey did you hear the Beatles broke up. GEEZ.
SCC, thanks for remembering the comedians on Saturday Night Live (the Not Ready For Prime Time Players) who were actually funny and made us laugh with them and at them, and the Blues Brothers was and is a classic. Thanks for the memories.
"They'll never catch us... we're on a mission from G-d."
"You traded the Cadillac for a microphone?"
"Those bums won their court case so they're marching today... What bums? The fucken Illinois Nazi Party... I hate Illinois Nazis...."
"1060 W. Addisson... That's Wrigley Field! Yeah, I falsified my renewal."
"This don't look like no expressway to me!"
"You want out of this parking lot, OK..."
"Breaks my heart, a kid so young goin' bad..."
"The name of the place? It's Bob's Country Bunker... Yep, here it is..."
"Orange whip? Orange whip? Who wants orange whips?!"
"Oh pleaaaaase don't shoot us... pleaaaaase don't shoot us... My tux didn't come back from the cleaners... there was an earthquake... a terrible flood... a plague of locus... it wasn't MY FAULT!!!!"
"Half a pack of cigarettes... full tank of gas... 105 miles to Chicago... and we're wearing sunglasses... HIT IT!"
Best movie ever!
Hair gels have not had the opportunity to see great movies being made. Now everything is a car chase and a boom and they think that is a movie. The blues brothers? Airplane? Blazing Saddles? Now those are movies ( esp Blazing Saddles) that probably could not be made today sadly. Hair gels need to get a netflix subscription, put down the video game and watch some entertainment.
Well, what are you going to do about it whitey,just sit there?
Another good nickname for Mope-prah would be "Maywood" Mary because is resides in Maywood , IL and as we know it is just an extension of Chicago's Westsides, Austin, Garfield Park, and Lawndale.
" Anonymous said...
Apparently the blog has been over run by a bunch of slack jawed yokels, or more likely chronic weed smokers who have no memory or exposure to the great classics of American comedy. Who could they be....SATAN
signed the Church Lady
4/06/2012 12:44:00 AM "
It just goes to show that SCC's blog has become so popular the demographic spectrum is inclusive to those, most Policemen wouldn't think are supportive of the jobs you are faced with daily. After following this blog for over a year. I can visualize a prime time comedy rivaling that of the original SNL skits based on some of the humorous stories posted here. SCC keep on posting the truth!
signed: not a cop, but a supportive retired chronic weed smoker.
"Those are the Illinois nazis..."
Me, I thought it was some "antifa" idiot from NYC checking in here. We've got everything else -- "Occupy" and all the various fleas and ticks it carries with it.
Anonymous said...
Orange whip?
4/06/2012 06:29:00 AM
Aw that's funny shit!!!! LMAO!!!!
" Car 51, what's your location?
Uh, we're a truck now! "
They'll never catch us... we're on a mission from G-d."
"You traded the Cadillac for a microphone?"
"Those bums won their court case so they're marching today... What bums? The fucken Illinois Nazi Party... I hate Illinois Nazis...."
"1060 W. Addisson... That's Wrigley Field! Yeah, I falsified my renewal."
"This don't look like no expressway to me!"
"You want out of this parking lot, OK..."
"Breaks my heart, a kid so young goin' bad..."
"The name of the place? It's Bob's Country Bunker... Yep, here it is..."
"Orange whip? Orange whip? Who wants orange whips?!"
"Oh pleaaaaase don't shoot us... pleaaaaase don't shoot us... My tux didn't come back from the cleaners... there was an earthquake... a terrible flood... a plague of locus... it wasn't MY FAULT!!!!"
"Half a pack of cigarettes... full tank of gas... 105 miles to Chicago... and we're wearing sunglasses... HIT IT!"
Best movie ever!
4/06/2012 11:37:00 AM
And don't forget..." Oh we play both kinds, country AND western."
Classic!!!!
Anonymous said...
West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...
"Political correctness claims another generation."
YOU really are a D-BAG!!!!
4/06/2012 11:08:00 AM
WSIDN didn't say that, SCC did... D-BAG!!!! That's why there's quotation marks around the sentence...D-BAG!!!!
Now, as for what WSIDN contributed??? Center ring bullseye. You hairgelled pu**ies on the job today (meaning the majority of the hires in the last 10+ years - not all) have ruined this job. Entitlement is like the plague on the C.P.D.
KMA CLUBBER
You must feel like you are surrounded by idiots!
SCC: I truly hope you are keeping a diary of the funniest and most idiotic stories/posts on your blog, because since you are retired, you can write a book! It would be a best-seller. Hope you're keeping track and keep up the good work from your living room while sitting in your jammies with a nice cigar and some cognac!
That what happens when you can't think of your own material, and resort to sophomoric monikers. Try to be more original.
Classic SNL is hardly sophmoric. It's hard to be a copper w/o a sense of humor. Since you don't have one your best bet is to keep your mouth shut.
I agree... Classic SNL is the shit. Anyone remember Lorraine Newman and the "Macho Wipe" skit?
Or Belushi when he "Put the Coke Back In Coke?"
SNL hasn't been funny since those guys left... You need people who can function while fucked up on coke, weed, acid and booze all at the same time or it's just not good :-)
Should we try to be funnier than the original cast of SNL? I'll call Lorne and tell him we've got something here,
Whoa you want SCC to also amuse you?
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