POLICE LIMIT Nails CompStat
When you become the butt of jokes, you know you're in trouble.
When the cartoonists start on you, you're doomed:
Garey McKee could get almost enough material from the CPD for a daily cartoon:
Go to the link and read all his stuff. We've had him listed in our right hand column for a few years now.
When the cartoonists start on you, you're doomed:
Garey McKee could get almost enough material from the CPD for a daily cartoon:
Go to the link and read all his stuff. We've had him listed in our right hand column for a few years now.Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
28 Comments:
I know COMPSTAT is a joke, and I wholeheartedly agree, but... no one has been asked to misrepresent crime in Chicago, Sorry.
The strip has been a a favorite for a while. While over at the site, it struck me that Chicago is lucky that all of our cameras are mostly unmonitored...
The Mirror
SUSSEX, United Kingdom — An undercover policeman chased himself round the streets for more than 20 minutes after a CCTV operator mistook him for a suspect.
The officer was staking out a burglary hotspot when the CCTV operator radioed him to say he had seen someone acting suspiciously nearby.
But the official did not realise he was watching the plain-clothed policeman.
He directed the bobby telling him he was "hot on the heels" of the "suspect".
An officer said: "Every time the man darted into an alleyway, the PC was turning into the same alleyway but there was no trace. The CCTV operator was unaware he was chasing himself."
The blunder, in a Sussex town, was revealed in Police Federation magazine Police. It ended when a sergeant recognised the policeman.
OT:All you people sucking the teachers union ass need to read the posting on thee rant, here is an excerpt (sp):
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The memo has gone out, the date has been saved.
This coming Tuesday, radicals of all stripes will descend upon the U.S. Department of Justice in Washington D.C. to rally in support of convicted cop killer Mumia Abu-Jamal.
Organizers are hoping to speak with U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder about why Mumia should be set free. They’re also planning acts of civil disobedience to draw media attention to their cause.
Officially known as "Occupy the Justice Department," the event is endorsed by the usual group of malcontents, including "Educators for Mumia Abu-Jamal" – a collection of left-wing teachers from across the country.
Among Mumia’s many well-wishers in the K-12 community is Milwaukee Teachers’ Education Association President Bob Peterson, the entire Chicago Teachers Union, and the Rethinking Schools crew who produce anti-American lesson plans and teaching materials that are used in countless classrooms.
Among Mumia’s many well-wishers in the K-12 community is Milwaukee Teachers’ Education Association President Bob Peterson, the entire Chicago Teachers Union, and the Rethinking Schools crew who produce anti-American lesson plans and teaching materials that are used in countless classrooms.
4/23/2012 12:51:00 AM
My wife is a teacher and a member of the Chicago Teachers Union and
this is new to us. Maybe you should check your source before posting.
First they created a new pension tier for new employees in exchange for adequate funding of the entire plan. Now their going after current employees and seeking to "smooth" the funding commitment. Already there are no cost of living increases for many recent and future retirees. See the pattern.
First they came for the new hires,
And I didn't speak out because I wasnt a new hire
Then they came for the current employees,
And I didn't speak out because I wasnt a current employee
Then they came for me,
And there was no one left to speak out for me
Anonymous said...
I know COMPSTAT is a joke, and I wholeheartedly agree, but... no one has been asked to misrepresent crime in Chicago, Sorry.
4/23/2012 12:40:00 AM
Perhaps not in so many words but I am sure the message gets across. 25 years ago my sergeants never actually said "OK lads, tonight we will write some phony curfews and kill crime by understating what really occurred" but we got the message when sergeants gave us 5 blank curfew reports per officer at roll call and demanded they be turned in, filled out, at checkoff.
So right out of roll call we went straight to the coffee shop and found 5 names in the newspaper and filled out our 5 phony curfews each. Made the W/C happy. And just think, people do shit like that and then get pissed about "merit" promotions. I
Jane Byrne's husband, Jay McMullen once said "The trouble with people is they think it is all legit."
It isn't, not here, it is all rigged. What, you didn't know that?
I know COMPSTAT is a joke, and I wholeheartedly agree, but... no one has been asked to misrepresent crime in Chicago, Sorry.
HaHaHaHaHaHaHa you must be one of the new recruits that just came out of the academy.
I never embraced the pig analogy as a joke. I think it's insulting. I guess we can thank the Abattes, Lewellens, and Finnegans for makeing sure that never goes away.
Anonymous said...
I know COMPSTAT is a joke, and I wholeheartedly agree, but... no one has been asked to misrepresent crime in Chicago, Sorry.
4/23/2012 12:40:00 AM
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Maybe you or others haven't been ASKED to specifically 'misrepresent' crimes, but don't tell me and the other visitors to this blog that the powers that be haven't put forth tacit instructions to reclassify crime, particularly index crimes.
Merely being shot at without being hit used to be classified as an Aggravated Battery. Not any more. Domestic related "auto thefts" no longer are 0940's. Look no further than the litany of secondary classifications under "Non-Criminal Offense" on AIRA to get a clearer understanding of the Smoke & Mirrors being blown up your ass.
Call it whatever you want: 'misrepresent', 'reclassify', 'downgrade' or 'modify', the whole existence of COMPSTAT is predicated on LIES. And a lie, at it's core, is a misrepresentation.
So yes, you HAVE been asked to misrepresent crime in Chicago, only your too stupid to see the forest for the trees. Keep drinking the Koolaide, you'll make a fine Stupidvisor some day..
I know COMPSTAT is a joke, and I wholeheartedly agree, but... no one has been asked to misrepresent crime in Chicago, Sorry
Wanna bet?
Dear scc:
Methinks you are thee one with a pencil!
Crime is misrepresented every day when people leave while waiting for the police because there are no police to send. Crime is misrepresented every day when burglaries are criminal damages with no evidence of theft at this time. Crime is misrepresented every day when.... shall I go on? Lies, lies and statistics
OT:All you people sucking the teachers union ass need to read the posting on thee rant, here is an excerpt (sp):
Really?
Because teachers want to get paid for an hour of mandatory work and may strike, doesn't mean they support cop killers. The union may have aligned with occupy movement to be political,but I have not heard any news of this yet. god knows there was no support from d bags like you.
SUSSEX, United Kingdom — An undercover policeman chased himself round the streets for more than 20 minutes after a CCTV operator mistook him for a suspect.
.... Benny Hill? Monty Python?
Anonymous said...
I know COMPSTAT is a joke, and I wholeheartedly agree, but... no one has been asked to misrepresent crime in Chicago, Sorry.
Have some more Kool-Aid
My company is also using Compstat.
My company is also in financial trouble and Compstat as we discovered, is a statistical way to have your people do the job of 2-3 people.
It's a fucking joke for individuals who don't know how to run a business, etc.
By the way... our company also just had our #3 death at our facility. Yep....
Anonymous said...
I know COMPSTAT is a joke, and I wholeheartedly agree, but... no one has been asked to misrepresent crime in Chicago, Sorry.
It happens every day in this city. Agg Batts are down graded to simple batteries, robberies are changed to thefts, homicides are considered death investigations...really?
It is too funny "can you make yourself look like ten officers tonight?" Because that is exactly how it feels.
Funny, but i know for a fact that some of those Compstat sgts utterly suck at police work, very clickish and just wanted to do absolutely nothing when they used to be in patrol. Yeah useless and now in Compstat, what a joke!
a fact that some of those Compstat sgts utterly suck at police work, very clickish and just wanted to do absolutely nothing when they used to be in patrol. Yeah useless and now in Compstat, what a joke!
4/23/2012 03:16:00 PM
Really? Thats the only place? Alot of "blue shirts" fall into that catagory too... Whole Districts full of them closed down and now the rest of us have to deal with their dispersal into other Districts. That crying already stopped. The job goes on still.... Siiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhhhh......
Has the sign on the front of HQ always said " Public Safely Headquarters?" I just rembering it saying Chicago Police Headquarters?"
Anonymous said...
It is too funny "can you make yourself look like ten officers tonight?" Because that is exactly how it feels.
4/23/2012 03:14:00 PM
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I ll show you how to look like 10 coppers:
1st out of roll call stop at Dunkin Donuts for several Apple Fritters and a Long John and large Coolatta!
Then an hour later a light snack at the Jimmy Dogs (two polish with fries and a coke)
Then a stop at 7-11 for a bag of Flaming hots or BBQ Chips and BIG GULP!
Well abit later a stop at the Golden Nugget to order the Meatloaf dinner and potatoes!
Then toward the end of the tour a stop at Dunkin Donuts again for a scoop or three of Fat Elvis IKce Cream!
And there there you have it ME looking like 10 mother fuckers with 1 gun!
Go to that killers website and under the educators you will find the Chicago teachers union along with a slew of other Illinois wackadoos. Our unions get involved in hit they shouldn't have anything to do with.
Anonymous said...
but... no one has been asked to misrepresent crime in Chicago, Sorry.
4/23/2012 12:40:00 AM
Bwaaaaahahahaha!
Thank You, that's one funny line!
The DOC was the start-- ridiculous to the sublime.
It is too funny "can you make yourself look like ten officers tonight?" Because that is exactly how it feels.
4/23/2012 03:14:00 PM
We should be like the Sand People from Star Wars, travel in single file - to hide our numbers......may the force be with us.
the hell they aint mis-representing crime,hell they aren't even recording it, they have allowed other departments to take credit for murders.
Example, the murder that occurred in the corporate limits of the City of Chicago but occurred on the Univof Ill. Circle campus last Nov. was not recorded by CPD, they allowed the Univ. of Ill @ Circle to take credit for it.
Also, the 2nd murder not counted by CPD the guy shot in his car just prior to the ramp on the west side and rolled onto the feder ramp for I-290, yep you guessed it they shoved that one off on the State Police.
So Liars figure and Figures Lie!!!
Perhaps not in so many words but I am sure the message gets across. 25 years ago my sergeants never actually said "OK lads, tonight we will write some phony curfews and kill crime by understating what really occurred" but we got the message when sergeants gave us 5 blank curfew reports per officer at roll call and demanded they be turned in, filled out, at checkoff.
So right out of roll call we went straight to the coffee shop and found 5 names in the newspaper and filled out our 5 phony curfews each. Made the W/C happy. And just think, people do shit like that and then get pissed about "merit" promotions. I
Jane Byrne's husband, Jay McMullen once said "The trouble with people is they think it is all legit."
It isn't, not here, it is all rigged. What, you didn't know that?
4/23/2012 05:57:00 AM
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So who is the problem? Him, or you for falsifying documents?
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