Friday, May 18, 2012

New Novel

We received a new book in the mail. It runs 180 pages or so. The plot kind of sucks, but the cast of characters? Let's just say you don't see a roster of B-list stars like this every day:

We'd like to personally thank McSuperintendent's staff for making sure we got a copy. That numbering thing leaves a lot to be desired, but we'll work around it. And don't worry - we'll be sure to treat it with the utmost care and respect it deserves while maintaining operational security.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh No say it ain't so SCC the real police news has a copy! Wow! The truth will be forth coming in Chicago really! LOL!

Who is that woman having a panic attack?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0GW0Vnr9Yc

5/18/2012 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Honestly Scc I think its awesome you have a copy of it.. but please, since my team is going to be down there dont release any details until this mess is over. I really dont want these idiots knowing what our soft spots and plans are. thanks.

5/18/2012 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, here comes another Cr number. However, this order details some movement of the feds and secret service. There might be a little bit more of an investigation on this one. This is a very big leak. Im sure this will not make the feds too happy at all.

5/18/2012 12:12:00 AM  
Blogger TWENTY and OUT said...

check out this site
http://shortwaveamerica.blogspot.com/2012/05/chicago-nato-command-and-communications.html

5/18/2012 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC retired said: And don't worry - we'll be sure to treat it with the utmost care and respect it deserves while maintaining operational security
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Great! The cat's litter box needs some fresh filler. Send it over here.

5/18/2012 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We received a new book in the mail. It runs 180 pages or so. The plot kind of sucks, but the cast of characters? Let's just say you don't see a roster of B-list stars like this every day
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Yes; it appears to be a work of pure fiction.

5/18/2012 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Released just in the nick of time! Any coppers hurt this weekend falls directly on you MCStupidFuckingAsshole! Nice job having us train for MONTHS in the turtle gear and BDUs only to change your mind at the last minute. Did you not listen to and consider the advice given by Toronto when they hosted NATO?! They tried to be nice too, it didn't last very long. Watch out for each other this weekend. Obviously no one else will!

5/18/2012 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We'd like to personally thank McSuperintendent's staff for making sure we got a copy. That numbering thing leaves a lot to be desired, but we'll work around it. And don't worry - we'll be sure to treat it with the utmost care and respect it deserves while maintaining operational security.

Probably not very useful for toilet paper what with the risk for paper cuts.

5/18/2012 01:02:00 AM  
Blogger Irish-like Pirate said...

I don't like most of the things I read on this blog, but go CPD. Make us proud this weekend.

5/18/2012 01:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks to the north side unit union rep that had to call crying to the union because the start time didn't meet her needs. Management and labor affairs gets involved because of her know it all blundering. Now I have to juggle a sitter around, and my working hours blow. Hopefully, the commander sees you for what you really are...a pain in the ass. Wait, you've been carried around your whole career so I am sure nothing will happen to you, as usual.

5/18/2012 01:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The numbers make it allmost unreadable.
The person conducting rollcall had to guess intended meaning.
Idiots !

5/18/2012 02:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully this us all hype like the y2k thing, all

Hopefully NATO isn't big deal

5/18/2012 02:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T.

Black bloc tactics these idiots follow:

http://mlcastle.net/raisethefist/bloc.html

5/18/2012 02:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

....and as the economy continues on it's recovery...ha..


Reports: Hewlett-Packard may cut 25,000 to 30,000 jobs

T-Mobile layoffs continue

May 17, 2012 · 10:25 AM

T-Mobile USA will shed another 900 jobs in the midst of a massive restructuring.

Post offices

WatertownDailyTimes.com - 5 days ago
The USPS will also offer buyout packages to 13000 postmasters eligible for ... The Postal Service anticipates annual losses of more than $18 billion by 2015 as ... by cutting full-time postmasters who will be replaced by part-time employees.

The Euro is falling apart. The problems in Greece and now reports or rumors of a run on the banks is starting in Spain.

Meanwhile as a result of the falling value of the Euro compared to the US dollar Delta airline announced cutting the number of overseas flights by 5% which in turn, once that news hit the wire, drove Chicago's own United Airlines stock down by a whopping 7%

So..how's that cargo warehouse and the new runways coming along at O'hare..have they started hiring yet?

The Euro zone is going into depression and some people think that Chicago is going to put on a global stage resulting in billions of dollars being spent here by tourist and businesses. pffft good luck with that.

5/18/2012 04:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Total dog and pony show going on at O'Hare for arriving foreigners. Customs staffing has been beefed up so flights can be cleared in minutes instead of the several hours they usually take. Don't be fooled foreign visitors. The coach turns back into a pumpkin on Tuesday.

5/18/2012 04:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In our district, the commander failed to understand the order and the front office was unclear on the concept that information might differ over the multiple days.
Reporting time and place was only given out verbally- but inaccurately.
That was the only info provided (so why bother to make sure its right- or everyone is accounted for) and questions were met with hostile non-answers (perhaps there are no descriptions of duties tied to the assignemnt groups--or maybe we should all just go fck ourselves).

5/18/2012 04:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't look up SCC...Isn't that one of those Drones circling your house?

5/18/2012 04:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Methinks the demented Anarchist are goiung to try and knock out the SCC website. The only place to find out the truth about this circus coming to town IS RIGHT HERE! Thanks SCC!

5/18/2012 04:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SENSTIVE...what the hell does that mean?

5/18/2012 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tales of Narnia???

5/18/2012 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"while working special, some Occupy Guys scared me..."
They looked like your dog does when he knows he's going for a walk cuz you got his leash in your hand, but you make him wait, spinning in circles in nervous, excited energy. The fuse has obviously been lit and these assholes are waiting to go Boom...these clowns made the hair on the back of my neck stand up. I havent felt that feeling since the Bulls Riot in '92. $$$$$$$$special-hog$$$$$$$$$special-hog$$$$$$$$$$

CALM DOWN BEAVIS!!
If that got u going, you're going to shit your pants on game day. Sounds like you were at the Bulls riots, so it's sad that you have to be told... Act like you've been there.

5/18/2012 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

on the orders with everone's start duty hours, they are subtracting a half hour for lunch... do you mean to tell us that we are going to go/do what we want, go where we want for a half hour?? especially those in turtle gear... WE ARE NOT GOING TO BE FREE TO WALK AROUND, OR GO ANYWHERE FOR LUNCH, them handing us a box lunch does NOT justify an UNPAID HALF HOUR for this shit!!!!! UNION HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS???

5/18/2012 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SSC..With Nato only a day away...answer me this..I am a 28 year veteran I was assigned as many others who will be on the "front lines". I am sure I will be wearing my helmet and face shield (total weigh 4lbs) for over 12 hours which will create havoc on my neck and back. I have not been issued and protective clothing by the department after they have been given knowledge that the protestors will be arming themselves with malatov cocktails and paintball guns. What legal recourse does my family have in the event that i get hurt or killed. Plus where is the union on this matter?

5/18/2012 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and that big tall sgt in 020 that does nothing but threaten us at roll call..have fun down there since nobody will be listening to you!!!!

5/18/2012 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:18AM - did these guys assist in that radio post:

http://www.cre-radio.com/

5/18/2012 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Beach Bunny Bruce said...

Nothing in there about handling the "excessive heat" situation that will overrun beaches on 90-degree Saturday. Up. For. Grabs.

5/18/2012 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess that spell-check didn't work on the title page/

5/18/2012 02:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess spell=check didn't work on the title page.

5/18/2012 02:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The font is wrong

The margins are wrong

The post is labeled "sarcasm"

Obviously a clever forgery, but enough to get McCarthy's underwear in a bunch.

Well done SCC

5/18/2012 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just got a call at home and received my third different starting time in the last 12 hours. At least everyone knows what is going on. This could be funny.

5/18/2012 03:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:15 none you idiot You are a police officer, the job comes with some risks With your logic everytime a police officer gets hurt, which happens everyday of the year, the city, mayor, supt would get sued

5/18/2012 04:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Paul Kersey said...

Funny how all my movies were on TV this week from Death Wish to Death Wish 5.

My favorite line, "Do you believe in Jesus?"

"Well, you're going to meet him."

That's the only action script you guys need.

5/18/2012 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No food, expired gatorade and snacks

5/18/2012 05:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The font is wrong

The margins are wrong

The post is labeled "sarcasm"

Obviously a clever forgery, but enough to get McCarthy's underwear in a bunch.

Well done SCC

5/18/2012 03:22:00 PM

You said it. McClownie's huge thong will be wedged up high! 1 of 125 would be McClownie's copy!

5/18/2012 05:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess spell=check didn't work on the title page.

5/18/2012 02:58:00 PM

Senstive is the LEO code word for uber-sensitive!

5/18/2012 06:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ran out of sandwiches after 15min, waters expired in 2009, garanola bars in 2010, and gatorade expired in 2011.....

5/18/2012 06:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Honestly Scc I think its awesome you have a copy of it.. but please, since my team is going to be down there dont release any details until this mess is over. I really dont want these idiots knowing what our soft spots and plans are. thanks.

5/18/2012 12:10:00 AM

Idiot. Sarcasm and silliness. I repeat--idiot.

5/18/2012 06:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Expired water, from 2009 that taste like it came out of an old hose.... pretty sure there are experation dates on bottled watter for a reason... like the toxins in plastic.... if someone gave 3 yr old water or two year old grannola bars to protestors, the homeless, or anyone else, it would be all over the news... but who gives a fuck about the police

5/18/2012 06:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Noggin' nocker said...

Somebody needs a little wood shampoo for this...

http://galleries.apps.chicagotribune.com/chi-120517-nato-summit-protests-friday-pictures/#chi-nato18bikedown20120518141704

5/18/2012 07:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cut it in half and you can almost make it a year before you need toilet paper.

5/18/2012 07:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahah...so Illinois taxpayers give Motorola Mobility $100 million dollars in tax breaks in order to save or create jobs -- as the governor tells us.

What happens then?

They cut 800 jobs worldwide.

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2011-10-31/business/chi-motorola-mobility-to-cut-800-job-sec-filing-shows-20111028_1_motorola-mobility-severance-costs-jobs

So you figure...well...at least if we are handing over a $100 million dollar tax subsidy the taxpayer will benefit by having access to a lower cost tax subsidized product right?

WRONG AGAIN HOSS!!!


Some Motorola phones face U.S. ban

Reuters

5:03 p.m. CDT, May 18, 2012

Some Motorola Mobility smartphones infringe on a Microsoft patent and will be barred from importation in to the United States, a U.S. trade panel said on Friday.

The order by the U.S. International Trade Commission has been sent to President Barack Obama, who has 60 days to consider whether to overturn it for policy reasons.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/breaking/chi-some-motorola-phones-face-us-ban-20120518,0,6609842.story


What do you think guys, do the patent laws that are in writing and signed mean anything or are they just like the union contracts, mortgages, court robo signed affidavits submitted by bankers, and the US constitution where the privileged members of society get to pick and choose who they apply to and what the words mean?

We just rewarded a company that is breaking the laws. The money the taxpayers gave them is being used to build devices that can't even be sold here in the USA. AND...should Obama disregard the patent law so they are allowed to sell them, than what do our laws mean?

A $100 million dollar tax subsidy, money taken from our schools, our healthcare, our clinics, our pensions to enable foreign countries to have a cheaper phone or gizmo. The only people benefiting here are the Motorola exec's that will reward the politicians with more campaign contribution to keep the ponzi game going.

It's one hella eff'd up broken windows message we're sending here any way you look at it don't you think?

5/18/2012 07:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The heat will be the straw that breaks the camels back !!

5/18/2012 09:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Although we could get food or water, at least there were bathrooms that worked in the resy stations.

5/18/2012 10:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks to the north side unit union rep that had to call crying to the union because the start time didn't meet her needs. Management and labor affairs gets involved because of her know it all blundering. Now I have to juggle a sitter around, and my working hours blow. Hopefully, the commander sees you for what you really are...a pain in the ass. Wait, you've been carried around your whole career so I am sure nothing will happen to you, as usual.


What are talking about like our commanders have any say in what goes on around here. Your soft

5/19/2012 10:20:00 PM  

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