Saturday, December 22, 2012

Freaking Hilarious

Talented readers.....or people with too much time on their hands.  Either way, it's funny as hell:
  • ♫ ...in the ghetto we could build a snowman / we'll pretend that he's a mayors clown / he'll say do you have a crime scene we'll say no-man / can't you see the crime rate's going down...

    Gun shots ring can you hear them / flashing lights in the distance / it's a beautiful sight another gang banger gun fight / walking in the Sanctuary City wonderland ....
We'd like to hear an entire tune put together.

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87 Comments:

Anonymous Maximo said...

I have a fever and the only cure is more JibJab videos!!

12/22/2012 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very good.

12/22/2012 01:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting read on Assault weapons and their use in crime: http://kontradictions.wordpress.com/2012/08/09/why-not-renew-the-assault-weapons-ban-well-ill-tell-you/

-- not a cop, and a former Chicago resident now living in Denver (moved in May)

12/22/2012 02:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Simply pathetic for a major city.

12/22/2012 02:07:00 AM  
Blogger Stopthepresses2 said...

Don't forget that beautiful Holiday tune "Over the Dope bags and Thru the Hood to my Baby's Daddy's House We Go"

12/22/2012 02:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm....

I'm no lyracist, or lyricist, err a songwriter.

How about a SNOWMAN CRIME SCENE PHOTO CONTEST. Maybe for the Northern climbs now but we may get our chance later.

Lay out the scene, maybe use Christmas lawn decorations, and dismember them with lots of fake blood. Wrap the whole area in yellow and red police tape. Light it with flashing blue strobe lights.

I have an old styrofoam-snowman I'd love to blow up or blast with automatic gunfire.

Stay Safe, Peace on Earth.

12/22/2012 02:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WALKIN IN OUR GREAT CHICAGOLAND

Shots are fired, can you hear em
Coppers come, no one fears em
The gangbangers fight
and light up the night
Walkin in our great Chicagoland

In the districts you can see the crime scenes
Each every district that you go
City leaders comin up with new schemes
To wash away the blood with all the snow

Even though they're
arrested
Courts are way to congested
They're out before you
To shoot someone new
Walkin in our great Chicagoland

In this state the pardons are a flyin
No one does a sentence day for day
Instead these dirty scumbags should be fryin
And the mayor wants to take our guns away

All the pols will conspire
Till the day you retire
To make you look bad
And take what you've had
Walkin in our great chicagoland

Oh I could go on and on!
Merry Christmas, God Bless You Stay Safe
Retired 2010

12/22/2012 02:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm seems to be having lots of issues lately.
He's pissed about the code of silence ruling, he's lashing out at the NRA, he's visiting firehouses telling firemen he's gonna reduce their pensions.
Is it just me or does he not remind you of Napolean?
He definitely shows Napolean tendencies. Is this really the best we could've elected?? Thanks sheeple!

12/22/2012 03:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please finish the song and send it to The White House

12/22/2012 05:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pop pop, poppetty-pop pop...
Frosteeee da Snowmaaan...

12/22/2012 06:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that truly comes from a Police Officer on the front lines, seeing, doing, battling everyday in this hell hole.
Humor to stay Sane!!!!!!!!!

12/22/2012 06:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we could outlaw all the nasty handguns/ and pretend the criminals would abide

he'll say is there crime and we'd say "no man"/ all the mutts now care and show their pride

later on, we'll conspire ...

12/22/2012 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarious. What ever talented person who wrote the little jingle should make a recording ans send it off as a Christmas / Chanukah Present to the two goofs in charge.

12/22/2012 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me too!

12/22/2012 07:18:00 AM  
Blogger West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...

Poor Garry.

It was just 6 short months ago when a contingent of Kool-Aid drinking Hair Gels was singing McPanderer's praises for his Oscar-worthy NATO performance.

"He's a boss I'd follow into battle anyday!" lamented many five year wonders.

"That's the only Supe I've ever seen on the frontline with the troops...and without a vest!!!" boasted impressionable dolts with nary a hash mark on their left sleeve.

"Wow!!! Did you see the Supe snatch-up and toss aside that garbage can the protestors rolled at them guys?" croaked the Tactical Superstars, resembling giddy teenage girls at a Beiber concert while waiting to shake the hand of McPoseur.

"See? He really IS one of us. Didn't you see how he got all weepy and misty recounting CPD's NATO performance"? said the masses with short-term memory problems.

Yeah, I saw it. I saw all of it. I also saw McGovernment-SponsoredRacism's pandering to the Sabina's crowd for what it was - an act to convince the city council to okay his appointment. Like everything McPhony does, it was an act of furtherance in self-preservation.

I can't wait to see what kind of song and dance he comes up with to try and save his ass when Tiny Dancer decides he's outlived his usefulness.

12/22/2012 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Chalkie should play Frosty in the movie!

492 dead. C'mon, Chalkie!!!!! 8 more to go! That's only about 1 a day. You can do it! Inevitably there will be a couple dead on Christmas due to fights over the Christmas ham or turkey.

12/22/2012 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT, but regarding the copper who admitted drinking before a fatal shooting:

"Hours after Thursday's filing, the city settled with Farmer's estate in its civil rights lawsuit. Neither side would disclose the financial terms of the settlement."

Aren't citizens entitled to know the amount of this settlement since it's our money and all?

Anyone know the law on that?

Wanna bet the city settled because McMotormouth would have had to testify for the defense because of his remarks afterward???

12/22/2012 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CITIZEN GIGI HERE:
THIS IS, BY FAR, THE FUNNIEST THING ON SECOND CITY COP EVER, EVER, EVER. Classic, brilliant, wonderful.. kudo's to whoever thought this one up!!!

12/22/2012 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gun shots ring, can ya hear emmm.

12/22/2012 08:32:00 AM  
Blogger Anoun Amouse said...

Gunshots ring, bullets bouncing
Three more g's they're announcing
There's blood on the snow,
Shell casings below
walking in the Sanctuary City wonderland

Baby mama she's howling
Play aunties they're a scowling
No daddy to know
To county we go
walking in the Sanctuary City wonderland

In county the doctors try they're hardest.
To save the thug who has been shotted.

They'll say: Are you kidding!
We'll say: No way.
Best if he bleeds out
and dies right here

Later on they'll conspire
To more shots of gunfire
In front of Gatlings
Cirucs with three rings
walking in the Sanctuary City wonderland

Car horns blow can you hear them
Hoopties rollin and revvin
Down Kedzie they roll
To Mt. Hope they go
walking in the Sanctuary City wonderland

Revruns be talkin racess
Pfleger is making faces
McGoof is not found
Without them around
walking in the Sanctuary City wonderland

12/22/2012 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic: Moron Maria, Commander of Ogden District is requiring "To-From-Subject" report justifying to her a good enough reason to warrant her granting you day off holiday for New Years. Kiss her ass and maybe she'll show pity. Even though the contract says that the day off holiday is granted by seniority. So do the math, MM, and decide how many can take the holiday off. Then that number by seniority get it. Get it? Jeez, why does she have to be such a douche?

12/22/2012 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THAT is talent. Great job, Merry Christmas, be safe ladies and gentlemen.

12/22/2012 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey SCC, why was another person added to the detectives list from Area N Gang Unit? . . . Please don't tell Tracy screwed up again, this is getting sad ! !

12/22/2012 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh the violence outside is Frightful;
McRahm says it's delightful

and since we've no cops to boot;
let em' shoot, let em' shoot, let em' shoot!

Man, it doesnt show signs of stoppin';
and I've bought some ammo for poppin'

the manpower's way down low;
let em' shoot, let em' shoot, let em' shoot!

When we finally make this right;
How we'll love to see McRahm out the door.

But if you really wanna make things right;
show ALL these dems the doooooor...

and these kids are quickly dyin';
and my friends, McRahm's still lyin'

but as long as we've no cops to boot;
let em' shoot, let em' shoot, let em' shoot!


Merry Christmas to the murder capitol of the country...

and for the softballs out there that think i'm being derogatory to officers,

Boot: "I'll give you that, to boot", "boot" meaning "as well" in this instance.






12/22/2012 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BRILLIANT!

12/22/2012 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it me or the season or what? Rahm is looking like "The Grinch" that stole Christmas! Literally and figuratively....
Rahm and "The Grinch", singing that song in a jibjab video. Priceless!!!

12/22/2012 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
He acts like the commander, and inspector, a WC........ He is the destroyer.......We were told at roll call last week to take ownership of our beats, so be it......Commander please take ownership of your Command, your District.......Good luck.....

12/20/2012 12:09:00 PM

I am sick of this guy crying on the blog. Multiple post all day, most of us know it's you.

If you spent half the time working that you do cying on the blog, the XO would probably be giving you back rubs. Shut the fuck up you litle bitch.

Sorry SCC. I couldn't stand it anymore.

12/20/2012 09:42:00 PM


We all know here that this is the xo of 019 No there are more than one poster on here because this man is a just a miserable human being, a terrible boss and a drunk. He has a handful of friends and his retirement party could be in a phone booth.If the commander was smart he would have a meeting about all the shit this man hands out but be warned you cant have it in the district its too small. Commander you are well respected but he is a back stabber dont go down with the ship like our last commander,he was well liked and a good boss he just had a xo that was power hungry and would do anything to get control.
-----------------------------------------------------

I'm ANOTHER PO chiming in on this disgraceful, pathetic excuse for, not only a man, but a CPD officer. The xo of 019 is exactly what the original poster claims: CAUSTIC.

To the asshat that is defending him, I say; you are obviously one of his chosen few, so enjoy the ride while it lasts. Problem is that nothing lasts forever.

12/22/2012 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WALKIN IN OUR GREAT CHICAGOLAND

Outstanding!

12/22/2012 10:47:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I just adore a good tune.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/22/2012 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O/t. Is Rahm unaware that Chicago public schools have armed security in them? NRA just following Chicagos lead

12/22/2012 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Rahm seems to be having lots of issues lately........
Is it just me or does he not remind you of Napoleon?..."

I don't know too much about Napoleon, but Rahm is acting like Hitler in early 1945.
He knows the war is lost, but he orders imaginary armies to fight and airstrikes with planes.
His inner circle knows he's nuts, but are afraid of him.

Actually, Daley acted the same way at the end, with the same results.



12/22/2012 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I said it once and I'll say it again there's some funny "Mother fuckers" on this job, thanks for cheering me up lol...

12/22/2012 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Democrats

Little history on banning guns:
Body count: From January 1, 2012 thru December 6, 2012, 516 killed (murdered) in Chicago and another 2,570 shot; AND CHICAGO HAS ONE OF THE STRICTEST GUN LAWS IN THE COUNTRY!

Does THAT tell you anything?????

President:--Barack Hussein Obama

Senator: Dick Durbin

House Representative: Jesse Jackson Jr. (now resigned)

Governor: Pat Quinn

House leader: Mike Madigan

Atty. Gen.: Lisa Madigan (daughter of Mike)

Mayor: Rahm Emanuel

The leadership in Illinois - all Democrats.

Thank you for the combat zone in Chicago .

Of course, they're all blaming each other.

Can't blame Republicans; there aren't any!

Chicago school system rated one of the worst in the country.

State pension fund $78 Billion in debt, worst in country.

Cook County ( Chicago ) sales tax 10.25% highest in country.

(Look 'em up if you want).

This is the political culture that Obama comes from in Illinois .

And...... he was gonna 'fix' Washington politics for us???

Plus the Bears Suck!

12/22/2012 11:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great, but ... more cowbell!

12/22/2012 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep, little man syndrome for sho!

12/22/2012 11:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Every body's getting into the act."


Ghetto guns are a blaze'n
Don't you think it's amaze'n
We could get shot
and in the morgue rot
Walkin in our great Chicagoland

Our guns they are control'n
While the gangs are all hold'n
The Constitution be dammed,
It's like Vietnam,
Walkin in our great Chicagoland.

By the school Rahm has put a camera,
For the children it's suppose to be.
But if you're caught by Rahm's camera
In Rahm's pocket will be your fees.

The President is their hero
He acts more like Nero.
He dribbles away,
Smiling each day,
Walking in our great Chicagoland.



12/22/2012 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WALKIN IN OUR GREAT CHICAGOLAND

Shots are fired, can you hear em
Coppers come, no one fears em
The gangbangers fight
and light up the night
Walkin in our great Chicagoland


Now that is good.

12/22/2012 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this could be sung by the lady that has the asthma..

12/22/2012 01:00:00 PM  
Blogger Anoun Amouse said...

Zooming through da hood
On my Hoopties spinnin wheels
Through red lights we go
Hollerin all the way
Hoody pulled down low
Got my glock stuck out
What fun it is to point and shoot
a good ole time tonight


Gunshots ring Gunshots ring
Gunshots ring today
Oh what fun it is to be
out in Englewood today.
Gunshots ring Gunshots ring
Gunshots ring today
Oh what fun it is to be
out in Englewood today.


A day or two ago,
I'd thought I'd get a job
And go back to high school
Turns my life around
Woke up in a sweat
Opened my eyes again
Reached over for my pipe
And hit that crack again
HEY


Gunshots ring Gunshots ring
Gunshots ring today
Oh what fun it is to be
out in Englewood today.
Gunshots ring Gunshots ring
Gunshots ring today
Oh what fun it is to be
out in Englewood today.

12/22/2012 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barbara West strikes again. Last night was the 015th District 3rd Watch/Tac Chrismas party. Appearently she claimed no one told her and because it was a Friday she decides all time due on the end is denied for the watch. Then patrols around to make sure no one leaves early.

12/22/2012 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bazinga! Brilliant, and true too!

12/22/2012 02:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To Retired 2010,
Nicely done. I hope that you left some of that talent behind before you left.
Either way, back at you brother...
"Merry Christmas, God Bless You Stay Safe"

Gone in 08, not looking back

12/22/2012 02:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eh, pretty lame

12/22/2012 02:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tis the day before Christmas
All thru the night
Guns are blazing
Sirens are blaring
But no one seems to mind
not even that dwarf.
The shootings keep on rising
Yet everything else is calm
Good old st. MacFlurry chasing
down twenty year old skirts
With visions that one day
his Christmas wishes come true

12/22/2012 03:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Works for me ! No Super Bowl Shuffle this year !

12/22/2012 03:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jingle bells shotgun shells, chalkies on the scene
Garry says that crime is dead but compstats a pipe dream
Jingle bells rhammy smells the dead are piling high
Morale is shot, chicago rots and liberals wonder why...

Sliding through the snow, in a 90s piece of shit
Don't dare to crack a joke, the car records all of it
Guys on corners stand, selling rock and blow
Nothing we can do these days or to corp counsel we will go

Ohhhh


Jingle bells shotgun shells, chalkies on the scene
Garry says that crime is dead but compstats a pipe dream.
Jingle bells rhammy smells the dead are piling high
Morale is shot, chicago rots and liberals wonder why...

Merry Christmas SCC!

12/22/2012 03:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WBBM's Felicia "It's November, Wear Your Sunscreen" Middlebrooks has picked the 1927 Bath, Michigan schoolhouse bombing off here, and is solemnly quoting from Wikipedia as though the event had to do with, well, anything.

I guess she misplaced her "Affirmations" calendar.

"There is a precious gift hidden away deep inside every problem.

"It's YOUR job to find it!"

*

12/22/2012 03:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We did it again, according to Forbes.com

most miserable U.S. cities of 2012
No. 6: Chicago

Personally I would put it at 2 or 3.

12/22/2012 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its hilarious what 2 coppers can come up with when they get slap happy!

12/22/2012 04:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"cold as a snowman"

12/22/2012 04:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on.... Only 8 to go for the magic number of 500!!!! Don't let me done homie.

12/22/2012 04:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe we can get chief keef to bust a rhyme.....

12/22/2012 04:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:33 that was fucking awesome!!!! Bravo,Bravo, encore!

12/22/2012 06:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

big story 019 of "The little hair gel that couldn't"

12/22/2012 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, I saw it. I saw all of it. I also saw McGovernment-SponsoredRacism's pandering to the Sabina's crowd for what it was - an act to convince the city council to okay his appointment. Like everything McPhony does, it was an act of furtherance in self-preservation.

I can't wait to see what kind of song and dance he comes up with to try and save his ass when Tiny Dancer decides he's outlived his usefulness.

12/22/2012 07:24:00 AM

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!

Aerosmith did this song, it's called 'Same Old Song And Dance'. And GMac is doing the encore with increasing regularity the more things go south under his control. You WON'T be missed you NY Douchebag.

12/22/2012 07:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12/22/2012 01:10:00 PM

You have my vote- should get a christmas CD cut with these....

12/22/2012 07:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house...

Everybody felt shitty, even the mouse!

12/22/2012 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

rham gonna pass more gun laws and when that happens he is gonna higher more cops and put more cops in units which will bring murders down so he can say his gun laws worked.

12/22/2012 08:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Barbara West strikes again. Last night was the 015th District 3rd Watch/Tac Chrismas party. Appearently she claimed no one told her and because it was a Friday she decides all time due on the end is denied for the watch. Then patrols around to make sure no one leaves early.

12/22/2012 01:42:00 PM

015 has a lot of young proactive aggressive working policeman. As long as the numbers are rolling in, Barbara West can act as much as an asshole as she wants. In my district we had an aggressive officer sent away to call back. A gang banger and his criminal girlfriend have more credibility than a Chicago police officer. Some people never learn.

12/22/2012 08:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Hot Pursuit said...

Think they should put it to tune, some video and I bet millions of hits on YouTube.....

12/22/2012 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had tears in my eyes reading all the lyrics posted. Thanks for the laughs. Desperately needed.

12/22/2012 09:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As Fred Flintstone says, Kind of gets me right here Barney.

12/22/2012 10:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm and McCarthy just tryin to blame guns again, instead of admitting their incompetence in getting murder and mayhem under control in Chicago. Same old Democrat Party line Blame Game.

12/22/2012 10:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

talent


Very, very good. It has a good beat, you can dance to it... I give it a 10!

12/23/2012 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


♫... Later on as Rahm conspires / CompStat charts go in the fires / The numbers he played, presidential dreams they do fade / Patrollin in the Sanctuary City Wonderland.


..it's a work in progress.

12/23/2012 02:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Phone bell rings,
Don't you dread it?
Brand new kill.
Shit, you'll get it.
You get in the car,
Don't have to go far
Workin in the murder wonderland.

On the scene,
They're all crying,
Don't know why he be dying,
He didn't deal drugs,
Or mess with gang thugs,
Dying in the murder wonderland.

Asking did you see it? They'll say, "No man.
I was sleepin in my room all night.
Had some blunts and gin and juice tonight man,
Got some left, can you give me a light?"

Blood is spattered all around, wow,
If you look close, brains are too now,
Get out your flashlight
There's casings in sight,
Workin in the murder wonderland.

Merry Christmas everybody...

12/23/2012 02:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Alright....

...♫ Ohhh Chalky's my brah man / he's a big and bad mo-fo / with his five point star and his oiled up Glock we're about getting ready to roll.

Well there must of been some magic at that Engelwood 10-1 / When Chalky pull his night stick out the thugs they began to run.

Ohhh Chalky's my brah man / he's a big and bad mo-fo / with his five point star and his oiled up Glock we're about getting ready to roll.

Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
look at that Chalky go.

Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,

12/23/2012 02:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Oh yeah..!

...♫ Dashing through the hoes / on a man with a gun foot chase / over the fence he goes / he just fell on his face / ha ha ha / now he's on the stairs / I think he's on the roof / oh what fun it is to ride on a man with a gun pursuit.

OHHHHHH Shot gun shells / Fresh blood smells / crime tapes on the way/ if I can get a car in the front he will not get away a.


12/23/2012 02:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



...♫ Silent night / there's a bartender fight? / (no squad) all is calm / all is right / mobile with my Sargent please no more cars / there's no complainant here/need to contact the gold stars / sheep-eep oh heavenly sheep....

12/23/2012 02:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hot Pursuit said...

Think they should put it to tune, some video and I bet millions of hits on YouTube.....

12/22/2012 09:11:00 PM

------------------------------------

I have the camera. CPD Christmas caroling anyone? We could serenade Rahm's block for charity? It's for "the children" eh?? eh?

12/23/2012 02:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Englewood,Englewood,Englewood rocks
Englewood blow and Englewood hoes
Pimpin and shootin up bushels of scum
Now, the Roseland step has begun

Calumet,Calumet,Calumet hypes
Calumet sucks but at least no C.White
Mentals and the Gardens near Pullman Square
In the smelly air

From the West side to the East side
Thugs shoot the night away

From the North side to the South side
Shanty drunk Irish, Polaks and gays
Giddy up hair gel, pick up your feet
Chasing calls around the clock

No time due for the district beats

That's the liberal
That's the Chicago way
That's the Grand Crossing rock



12/23/2012 03:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our guns they are control'n
While the gangs are all hold'n
The Constitution be dammed,
It's like Vietnam,
Walkin in our great Chicagoland

I wonder if this is why Rahmy took the wife & Kids to Vietnam for Christmas ? Maybe one of the tools in the media can ask him why. And why he is not here in the Shitty over Christmas .....

12/23/2012 05:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey SCC- can u pull the tunes, put em on their own thread and let us vote on the official SCC 2012 Christmas anthem?

12/23/2012 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jingle Bells, Shotgun shells, Freddy Hamptons dead, Oh what fun it must have been to pump him full of lead.

12/23/2012 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im glad people still have a great sense of humor on this job. Its been rough out there this year with all the nonsense. But most importantly the nonsense within our own department is just ridiculous. For example, to the 006 dist. one of the worst if not the worst area to work in a violent danger zone. We use to have great bosses that will treat PO's with respect and understand the crazyness of the hood can get overwhelming. Now there is a ragime that many, many officers feel miserable working for some of the stripe members assigned to the district. Hey I know juice still runs strong in this departmnet and whatever youre trying to prove to earn a spot up top maybe influenced your demmeanor for actingthe way you do. Bottom line don't treat your subordinates (PO's) like shit and quote the go's as a reason to fuck with officers on a daily basis. Threatening to write everyone up on a watch because you can and promoting what your intentions are is not a professional way to address issues. Im not naming any names but acting like a nazi sergeant, or leuitenants is not the solution for running a watch. Be respectful, understand that the hood is not a pleasent area to work at and try to work with your people not against your own officers. Dont be surprise how many par forms are gonna start popping up in the upcoming openings else for where. People are happier working in 007 or 003 due to management being the difference to working with. And these areas are no disneyland either but managment goes a long way for people to actually enjoy going to work.

12/23/2012 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This little diddy is gold.

There have got to be cops who can sing this thing and have it made into a mp3 file with jib-jab scenes.

Whomever wrote it, quit your day job.

Well done!

12/23/2012 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No matter what size the department, there is nothing like cop humor. I miss dispatching.
Guys, Please have a Safe and Blessed Christmas

12/23/2012 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Gigi said...

Citizen Gigi here:

Englewood Rocks is by far, the one that almost had me peeing in my pants. You guys are hilarious.

And now, on a more serious note:
Perhaps we need a heading titled "THANK YOU SCC" as this year ends. All of us non-law enforcement people who religiously read this blog can express our thanks to all of you for your protection. This is my contribution so here goes: I have read SCC every single day this year. It's the first thing I read when I get up in the morning. It's the raw truth of what is going on around here since the media blows. We must never take for granted our freedom to walk down the street. We must never take for granted the hours spent by all of you Officers who give of yourselves so we can live peacefully. And most of all, we must never take for granted all of you who put your life on the line. Without our Police Officers, this city would be a free for all, an asylum and a blood bath. (These last few sentences I lifted from a letter I wrote the CPMF last year after attending the luncheon for fallen/injured officers. So pardon the repetition if you read it on that site.) Also, pardon spelling errors.

Thank you Chicago Police Department Officers. I doubt you hear this enough. Thank you for going out day after day, kissing your families good bye and not knowing if you will return. Thank you for standing outside in blistering hot and/or freezing ass cold weather so I can walk to Walgreens at Chgo/Mich without getting robbed, stabbed or beaten. Thank you for your sense of humor and lastly, thank you SCC author who every night at midnight posts another blog. Your dedication to the truth is inspiring. Thank you again. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of you.

Sincerely,

Gigi

12/23/2012 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Phone bell rings,
Don't you dread it?
Brand new kill.
Shit, you'll get it.
You get in the car,
Don't have to go far
Workin in the murder wonderland.

On the scene,
They're all crying,
Don't know why he be dying,
He didn't deal drugs,
Or mess with gang thugs,
Dying in the murder wonderland.

Asking did you see it? They'll say, "No man.
I was sleepin in my room all night.
Had some blunts and gin and juice tonight man,
Got some left, can you give me a light?"

Blood is spattered all around, wow,
If you look close, brains are too now,
Get out your flashlight
There's casings in sight,
Workin in the murder wonderland.

Merry Christmas everybody...

12/23/2012 02:17:00 AM

HILARIOUS!!! and spot on ,too!! Really captures the essence of the hood in this magical time of the year.
Also nominated for SCC "In The Hood" musical song award of the year!!

12/23/2012 02:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

chalkie the snowman
had a very bloody year
with a big black glock and a warm winter and a body bag stuffed full

ohh

there must have been some casings in that banger that he found
cause when they lifted up his shirt they could see through to to the ground

Chalkie the snowman, is played out so says rham
but oolicemen know the dog and pony show that is compstat garry and rham....

12/23/2012 08:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where's the outrage from politicians , community activiists and play reverends when a baby factory leaves kids alone while she parties , it's time to remove children from homes of single households that cannot afford to raise them . it's for the children.

12/23/2012 09:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rolling through the projects at 4am Christmas morning and playing Carols on the P.A.

As Nat King Cole finished the last stanza a voice yells from the row houses...

"Fuck da Po-leece an' Merry Chris'mas y'all!"

"Merry Chris'mas to you too muthafuckaaaah!"

*Laughter*

The blanket of snow covered so much ugly...

The Christmas cigars were lit... Chistmas dinner was eaten behind the wheel, the radio was quiet, a handshake & a nice cigar for the ol' Sarge who got a laugh out of the "Santy Claus" hats and the ol' chevy rolled on...

What the fuck has happened to this job?

12/23/2012 10:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Outstanding!!!

12/24/2012 03:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Silver shells, silver shells, its open season in Second City. Pop, pop, pop, hear those shots, soon it will be anarchy. City coppers, busy coppers, running from call to call,theres a smell of gunpowder in the city. Children screaming, people running, for their lives on Mag Mile, and on every street corner youll hear,Call 911, Call 911, where the hell are the po-lice? Oh thats right, they closed the station tight, no cops to send tonight, soon there will be five hundred dead. Hear the gunshots, see the kids hunched, Chicago is a big crime scene, and above all this bustle youll hear, silver shells, silver shells,but "we dont need no more cops in the city", hear Rham lie, as people die, soon it will be anarchy.

12/24/2012 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've come up with two more verses.

Dealing at the parks, the schools, the churches
Crack pipes, marijuana, rocks and blow
Anything you'd ever want to purchase
And oh my gosh the ho fell in the snow

Revruns march as they're cryin
But the blame they're denyin
They steal from their flock
It's all a big crock
Walkin in our great Chicagoland

Retired 2010

12/24/2012 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sing it to the music of Frosty the Snowman.

12/25/2012 09:39:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Very nice posting Citizen Gigi.

You have just earned yourself a free drink courtesy of me at a little Bistro I call Beatrice's.

When you arrive, just ask for me.

12/28/2012 06:38:00 AM  

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