Sunday, January 06, 2013

Chalkie Keeps Rolling

  • An afternoon shooting in the Englewood neighborhood has left a man dead on a day in which at least 10 people have been shot since 12 a.m., according to authorities.

    At 3:10 p.m. someone shot a male victim multiple times in the abdomen in the 5500 block of South Loomis Boulevard, News Affairs [....] said.

    The victim, a man in his 20s, was taken from the scene of the shooting in the Englewood neighborhood to John H. Stroger Jr. Hospital of Cook County, where he was pronounced dead at 3:52 p.m., according to the Cook County medical examiner's office
So we're already well into double digits in terms of shootings and deaths are averaging over one-a-day.

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54 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

When is next new stategy #100? As usual mcnuts will be saying a decrease in the increase!

1/06/2013 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Englewood neighborhood! Englewood neighborhood!"

1/06/2013 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find it amazing that the man in the White House has a home within a few miles of the killing fields. I have never heard a peep from him about trying to stem this violenec from his Chicago home. Most people including himself think he can walk on water but he has no answer to the killing fields. Can't he do a walk thru and bond with the thugs? He has all the answers! He can fix anything!

1/06/2013 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Lou said...

Should we start he lottery now?

I say 613 for 2013.

1/06/2013 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't they know it's winter?

1/06/2013 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In 4 around 83rd & Kingston a 55yr old died after being stabbed by her daughter 4 times. I see Charlie knows how to strike in multiple ways. A kitchen steak knife was used in the slaying.

I think Rahm will be holding a press conference to introduce legislation next week to ban all knives.

1/06/2013 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Chalkie Keeps Rolling"

When Chalkie pulls up in his "work car" (Cadillac "Station-Wagon..." Triple black of course) or his "sportin' car"... Alleged to be a stylish black 1955-ish, Chrysler Imperial type sedan. Few who have met his gaze have ever lived to tell the tale.

Heh... So they say...

"They say he has one burning yellow eye and one cold and icy green one... *BLASPHEMY! Hush that loose and foolish talk in my house boy!* >SLAP!< ...I'm just sayin', Momma!"

*Lights Flicker...*

"Lawdy! You done it now, boy!"

*Faint footsteps... A cat screams nearby... A long shadow falls on the wall...*

1/06/2013 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it looks like 40's next week--- but gmac says that weather has nothing to do with shootings here--- hopefully these cocksuckers keep shooting themselves everyday, less mouths to feed for the taxpayers....

1/06/2013 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


It's like a Memorial day in Jan. isn't it? What was that weekend number in May 2012 forty?

1/06/2013 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


We should close the beaches because it's too damn hot out.

1/06/2013 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

word on the street is that chalkie is being inducted into the homicide hall of fame....

1/06/2013 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3 homicides on 05 Jan alone...

1/06/2013 01:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You didn't post this last night, SCC. Hopefully, seeing as it affects one of the largest districts in the Shitty (certainly THE largest district, per capita, per square mile), you'll post it today:

It's been really nice in 019 without the xo and his minion Olive Oyl, since they're both on furlough. REALLY nice.

1/06/2013 02:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

murder capitol of the world, cmon 700

1/06/2013 02:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sure will hit a dozen dead, before the firs week of the year is up

1/06/2013 02:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

should be 12 dead the first week of 2013.... lets see; 12x52 weeks
= 624 murders for 2013:}- compstat that

1/06/2013 03:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Gun Shot Detectors? said...

They found a dead body at 1500 N Talman in 014 on Saturday Morning.

He was a MLD who was shot in the chest.

No one knew where he was shot at. Witnesses heard shots fired around 0630hrs.

There were more than 6 GUN SHOT DETECTORS within a few blocks.
NOT ONE WAS ACTIVATED.

MILLIONS of taxpayers dollars
down the shitter.

1/06/2013 03:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Is there anything that chalk figure can't do?"



turn back the hands of time.






Chalkie

1/06/2013 03:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gun Control will fix all that shooting people and shit. They will simply turn in all those illegal bad guns. You all know how well the savage complies with laws and ordinances.

1/06/2013 04:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need to focus on the broken windows.

1/06/2013 05:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

violence reduction is keepin it down more than it would b!

1/06/2013 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Single digit days, double digit murders.

How do you like those apples, McNumbers?

1/06/2013 07:57:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

The south side leads again!

1/06/2013 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But Mayor Emmanuel and Supt. Mc Cartyhy say there is a decrease in the increase. So everything is right in the city.

All kidding aside, if you live in 016. In clear look up the individuals who have a warrant. Some of the names and their criminal histories will shock you. A lot of career criminals are moving in to 016.

The academy has about 450 recruits. 016 needs about 25 of those recruits. We need more but I am being realistic. The rest can go to the south side.

1/06/2013 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this POS included in last year murders... or in 2013?


Staff report

7:03 a.m. CST, January 6, 2013

A 30-year-old southwest suburban man has died after being shot New Year’s Day while sitting in his vehicle on Chicago's South Side, authorities said.

Myron Brown, of the 7300 block of West 71st Street in Bridgeview, was pronounced dead at 8:35 p.m. Saturday at Advocate Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn, according to the Cook County medical examiner's office.

1/06/2013 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But how can that be?!
Tiny and the streetlightmarksman said we put over 500 officers from desks to the street he even dismantled those pesky pre-emptive TRU and took cops out of the the tax paying neighborhoods to put in those "troubled" places the slum-times and Trashbune say we have more cops Gary and rahm told us this so it must be true

1/06/2013 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, but crime is still down...Right...???

1/06/2013 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are doing our best to stop the killings. But our manpower is so low. No matter how much they try to "deploy manpower" they can't do much with less. Try as they may and it won't happen. The only reason why the city has decided to hire more officers is because a record number were killed in 2012. To my fellow officers- continue to work your ass off. The city appreciates you.

1/06/2013 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Trib's headline "Atleast 10 shot, 2 Dead".....at least? They don't know or are hiding the number????

1/06/2013 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe that the city should hire more chalkies. This one is going to be in overtime this year.

1/06/2013 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember crime is down though. Rahm and McFailure keep repeating that lie.

1/06/2013 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalkie is looking to really make a name for himself in 2013!

1/06/2013 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Hot Pursuit said...

I know we need stricter gun laws...that would solve it....

How about just telling these POS that they’re the ones responsible, I know that'll be hard on the likes of oprah, but geez enough fucking excuses. Tired of listening to these matchbook “reverend’s” blaming everyone one under the sun and preaching all these excuses…

1/06/2013 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many homicides so far for 2013?

Just axin

1/06/2013 01:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the mayor and his ethics committee have investigated the reports and found them to be fabricated by those opposed to his agenda to continue making chicago a bigger shit hole The homicide total so far for 2013 stands at -10. The increase has decreased, again !

1/06/2013 01:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess the city won't count that homicide on the Dan Ryan because the State police are handling it.

1/06/2013 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to be Chalkie's girlfriend Chalkieze.

1/06/2013 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

022 had 1 shot a few days back that checked out yesterday. Add another one!!

1/06/2013 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeez. . . . Is it warm out again?? I guess the boss was right, weather has no effect on the number of shootings . . . .

Maybe the number of police officers has some effect. . .

1/06/2013 04:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was never on a city wide unit, just tact. However I saw what the units did and how the violence had a slight lid put on it. If no city wide unit is put together this year and temperatures remain warm. 550 is a possibility this year...

1/06/2013 04:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

when they say "zombie apocalypse" does zombie refer to democrat or useless gangbanger POS?

or both?

if so then its all ready here.

1/06/2013 05:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I want to be Chalkie's girlfriend Chalkieze."

1/06/2013 02:11:00 PM

I think Chalkiqua is more appropriate.

1/06/2013 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...You didn't post this last night, SCC. Hopefully, seeing as it affects one of the largest districts in the Shitty (certainly THE largest district, per capita, per square mile), you'll post it today:It's been really nice in 019 without the xo and his minion Olive Oyl, since they're both on furlough. REALLY nice.1/06/2013 02:37:00 AM

Is that why so many P.O. s were jumping ship on the last transfer order?

1/06/2013 06:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It may be time to start printing those Chalkie t-shirts again.

1/06/2013 07:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalkie is on the move!
this in from redeye
December ended this week with 25 homicides;
Chicago this week ended 2012 with 513 homicides, a 15 percent increase from 448 homicides in 2011, RedEye determined based on data from the Medical Examiner's Office and police.
the streetlightmarksman sez
The police department announced Tuesday it ended the year with 506 homicides.
December ended this week with 25 homicides; 37 homicides were logged in December 2011, RedEye data shows.
Three homicides have been recorded so far this month. Forty homicides were recorded in January 2012, RedEye determined.
Way to go Chalkie!

1/06/2013 07:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
But Mayor Emmanuel and Supt. Mc Cartyhy say there is a decrease in the increase. So everything is right in the city.

All kidding aside, if you live in 016. In clear look up the individuals who have a warrant. Some of the names and their criminal histories will shock you. A lot of career criminals are moving in to 016.

The academy has about 450 recruits. 016 needs about 25 of those recruits. We need more but I am being realistic. The rest can go to the south side.

1/06/2013 08:55:00 AM

Fuck that BS 016 needs NO RECRUITS Send them to the westside and southside districts and let the guys with seniority and those that know how to be a policeman and who paid their dues transfer in to 016. No reason any recruit should go to 016 and spend their career in 016 from day one

1/06/2013 08:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should make a deputy chief of 007!! Like a commander with more pay!! That would solve the problem I bet!!

1/06/2013 09:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Chalkie keeps up this pace he's gonna need am able bodied assistant.

1/06/2013 10:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Chalkie keeps up this pace he's gonna need am able bodied assistant.

1/06/2013 10:16:00 PM



i already have plenty, they're called offenders by some, pilgrims by others and future dead inventory by me.







Chalkie

1/07/2013 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"I want to be Chalkie's girlfriend Chalkieze."

1/06/2013 02:11:00 PM

I think Chalkiqua is more appropriate.

1/06/2013 06:14:00 PM

You're right. What do you say Chalkie? Kiss kiss:) I'll be your girl!

1/07/2013 02:06:00 PM  
Anonymous CHALKEISHA said...

2:11 PM

Ya all stay away from my man Chalkie or I gonna cut you, muthafucka.

We had a 3-way with Chalniqua all night long.

1/07/2013 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The white house man has a home a few blocks from da killin fields.

1/07/2013 10:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should make a deputy chief of 007!! Like a commander with more pay!! That would solve the problem I bet!!

1/06/2013 09:41:00 PM

In a small, quiet ceremony just seconds after the bell rang twelve times on New Years Eav, Leo was promoted to Superintendent of the 007th District. That should fix it.

Hundreds of officers wasted in 007. Nothing is better, nothing has changed. Time to leave.

1/08/2013 05:35:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Leave my keeses out of this.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

1/26/2013 01:52:00 PM  

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