Friday, November 22, 2013

Whoops

  • A man was found dead today inside a public restroom at the Englewood District police station on the  South Side.

    Someone walked into the restroom of the station at 1438 W. 63rd St. around 6:30 a.m. and found the man unresponsive, according to Police News Affairs [...].

    The man was pronounced dead at the scene. [News Affairs] said there was no visible sign of trauma.
Junkie? Medical emergency? Just how often do they check those bathrooms? Is it every 15 minutes like the lock-up? Maybe it should be. At least it wasn't Leo's personal shitter.

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47 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ghetto lawsuit in 3, 2, 1....

11/22/2013 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The guy actually had the choice to either listen to Leo talk about himself or die so he took the less painful route of death before listening to Leo !

11/22/2013 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT:

Rep. Trey Radel, R-Fla., who backed proposed rules to require drug tests of welfare recipients, was caught with cocaine last month in Washington, D.C.

Now that's fucking PRICELESS!

11/22/2013 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never let that happen in Kevin Ryan's personal shitter.

11/22/2013 01:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can anyone think of a better, more noble, place to die, when your time comes? Just put a small plaque or engraved plate on the wall in the deceased's honor.

11/22/2013 01:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They even check the bathrooms at McDonalds every 15 minutes.

11/22/2013 02:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was the guy decomposed? That might give us an idea about how often the shithouse there is cleaned.

11/22/2013 02:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Desk Sgt. and Watch Commander should get punished along with the Watch Secretary!....Oh, wait....

11/22/2013 02:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The real question was did the desk handle the doa or did they call in a car?

11/22/2013 04:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll bet him not being able to easily log onto the Osamcare website had something to do with his good riddance.

11/22/2013 06:14:00 AM  
Blogger BronxBullschitzHere said...

It happened Englewood? Well if Judge Diane Cannon was the police officer handling this, she would have given it a 19-Paul.

11/22/2013 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The poor guy probably thought it was the safest place in Englewood and he still winds up dead.

11/22/2013 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably been there since the Sgts test

11/22/2013 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The smell from the bathroom was ignored for days, because, well it always smelled like that in the old 007 at 61 racine. The desk was just used to the smell.

11/22/2013 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The guy actually had the choice to either listen to Leo talk about himself or die so he took the less painful route of death before listening to Leo !

11/22/2013 12:18:00 AM

ROTFL!!! You win,game over.

11/22/2013 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hopefully he didn't have 4 black numbers on his left hand (lawsuit)--- they can always blame it on the high protein bologna and organic white bread--- hopefully one of the part time caps bunnies got dragged out of their hiding spot to do the paper--- how many coroners seals were used to cover all the doors in 007....

11/22/2013 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did the lazy desk crew handle the paper or did they call in a beat car?

11/22/2013 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

someone died in the 024 public restroom a few years back also.

11/22/2013 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Contact card him!

11/22/2013 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In 025 we have a station security officer who is supposed to make his/her rounds of the station and lot. Yet folks keep coming in the lot to take their impounded car back lots of times. Probably because the officer is too busy playing at the desk.

11/22/2013 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember when American Airlines left a dead guy sitting on the throne in the plane. Cleaners found him hours later.
Something was said at the time about airline food..

11/22/2013 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*Provo's Privy*

"Hey! He was right! It SINGS!"

*Somber, slow cadence music piping up...*

"100 mennnnn we'll test todaayyyy, but only threeeee will wear The Green Beret"

11/22/2013 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Briscoe Darlin said...

Now we are responsible for people dying in public restrooms? F... this country! I'm moving to Arkansas (its really not part of the United States)

11/22/2013 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT:

Rep. Trey Radel, R-Fla., who backed proposed rules to require drug tests of welfare recipients, was caught with cocaine last month in Washington, D.C.

Now that's fucking PRICELESS!
Any person who works for a living and pays his own bills, one who is not on the governments tit can buy all the dope they want,I could care less. But if you are living off my taxes you better keep it clean and not waste my tax dollars on drugs.

11/22/2013 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess the figure four leg lock does work. Whoooooooooooooo

11/22/2013 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No the xo should be suspended if it was during his watch .

11/22/2013 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
The Desk Sgt. and Watch Commander should get punished along with the Watch Secretary!....Oh, wait....

11/22/2013 02:40:00 AM

Punished for what, exactly?

11/22/2013 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The same thing happened in 024 years ago.

11/22/2013 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poetic justice. Where else should a useless P.O.S. be lying??

11/22/2013 12:32:00 PM  
Blogger gatorbait said...

OT:

Rep. Trey Radel, R-Fla., who backed proposed rules to require drug tests of welfare recipients, was caught with cocaine last month in Washington, D.C.

Now that's fucking PRICELESS!

11/22/2013 12:50:00 AM

And fucking stupid. Was he right to support this legislation? Yeah. He has just managed to screw the pooch with this act.

11/22/2013 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he was waiting for to post bond for too long of a time period. this guy got too tired of waiting bc the desk officer was too busy or being way over his head with letting to post bond asap. instead this guy checked out early inside the washroom got tired of waiting!

11/22/2013 03:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have public bathrooms and then we have 'public' bathrooms in my district. I guarantee even the cleaning crew cant stand going in the 'public' bathrooms. Hard to get to them with the chicken bones on the floor and the smell of feets in the waiting area.

Need to install lights like a confessional, and a timer to go with it!

11/22/2013 03:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is not the desk officers responsibility to check those bathrooms. Desk officers multi task many, many things already... don't give the clueless wonders at 35th St any more ridiculous ideas.

11/22/2013 03:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Can anyone think of a better, more noble, place to die, when your time comes? Just put a small plaque or engraved plate on the wall in the deceased's honor.

11/22/2013 01:30:00 AM


The shithouse in 007 is probably a better place than any that shitbird has lived in. He went to die in dignity, not in some syringe, crack vial and condom filled alley.

11/22/2013 04:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the regular guy with the loud mouth on bt 713 had the paper.he didnt know what to do!PRICELESS!

11/22/2013 04:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



Anonymous said...
The guy actually had the choice to either listen to Leo talk about himself or die so he took the less painful route of death before listening to Leo !

too F-ing funny!

11/22/2013 04:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happened at least 2 times in 014 that I know of. When the W/C locked the room the moron DC had a shit fit! That moron was eventually demoted thank God!

11/22/2013 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rep. Trey Radel, R-Fla., who backed proposed rules to require drug tests of welfare recipients, was caught with cocaine last month in Washington, D.C.

Now that's fucking PRICELESS!
Any person who works for a living and pays his own bills, one who is not on the governments tit can buy all the dope they want,I could care less. But if you are living off my taxes you better keep it clean and not waste my tax dollars on drugs

OK but who do you think pays this guy's salary? Is it me? Just like people that say don't worry about this or that handout because it's federal money! This is how brainwashed the American public has become!
Retired

11/22/2013 04:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ditto 0957..at least he paid for it himself.

11/22/2013 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does this have to do with a DOA in 007?

In 025 we have a station security officer who is supposed to make his/her rounds of the station and lot. Yet folks keep coming in the lot to take their impounded car back lots of times. Probably because the officer is too busy playing at the desk.

11/22/2013 09:39:00 AM

11/22/2013 05:22:00 PM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

I wonder if that qualifies Leo for another medal?

11/22/2013 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should check again tonight, maybe he's back. Sometimes they just smell that way.

11/22/2013 11:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are we surprised that Jesse or Al haven't blamed the police for this one yet?

11/22/2013 11:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Ibin Shitin Inthepants said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
It is not the desk officers responsibility to check those bathrooms. Desk officers multi task many, many things already... don't give the clueless wonders at 35th St any more ridiculous ideas.

11/22/2013 03:27:00 PM


I smell an overtime opportunity!

Supplemental Health Inspection Taskforce

S.H.I.T.

11/23/2013 03:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Girls get those asses up and check the building you are working in . Guys get off the computer and check the building you are working in .

11/23/2013 05:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Desk officers too
Busy? Playing or shopping on line that is.

11/23/2013 11:33:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I'll inspect all the bathrooms.

I hear that's where all the dicks hang out.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/24/2013 05:54:00 AM  

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