Giant Walking Puppets - Preview
We found a proposal on-line about Rahm's efforts to bring the Royal de Luxe Theater Company here to Chicago along with their 50-foot-high street theater puppets. Remember, this is a deal worth millions according to the Sun Times:
That appears to be Rahm on the lead float distributing TIF funds.
Labels: city politics
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
91 Comments:
Just maybe it will mellow out the youth of the south and west sides. Maybe it will help to bring us all together. Why can't we all just get along?
"I'm gonna dump $20 million on the crowd." Joker
"I'm gonna steal $20 million from the crowd." Rahm
Welcome to Rahmbo's Circus!
Breads...
Circuses...
Lots o' bullshit...
Fuckery...
Rahm is burning every dollar in the city treasury to show he isn't going give The Police any...
And someway, somehow, in the end; this will be justified as being the right thing to do.
100 years from now, Rahm Emanuel will be reclining in joyous rot in a gilded coffin encased deeply in concrete under a mega-dollar taxpayer funded memorial enscribed with a glowing epitaph that will strain credulity.
We wonder if his Police Honor Guard will be sacrificed to serve him in the afterlife?
That will someway, somehow be ok too because no one will have any memory of who Policemen were or what the hell they collectively tried to achieve in this sad, sorry, sordid, thoroughly corrupt shit-show of a city.
Someone should send him a copy !!'
This is great staff. I couldn't stop laughing!
Send him into the 10th and 11th district's. Watch the thugs scatter like rats in the night. "Momma! I done seen a monster!"
OT: Proposed Reforms to Chicago Pensions
http://www.andersoneconomicgroup.com/Portals/0/Proposed%20Reforms%20to%20Chicago%20Pensions.pdf
The future of law enforcement in major U.S. cities. I like it!
Try to avoid those pot holes big guy.
Is this the same French company that gave us the CTA bus shelters with benches you can't sit on? How much was that deal worth for advertising. Another Daley disaster for taxpayers.
3844 w 24th street shot in the lower abdomen 0:136
Yup looks like a lot if alderman jumping for more free cash. Use any hair spray lately guys, a lot of lip stick and lube that's for sure. Lol
Inquiring minds want to know:
How does the absence of half a finger effect the manipulation of a puppet the size of McCarthy?
Does the string slip off the nub?
Rham better have a puppet with a big wallet for our pensions or it's going to get ugly.
Oui Oui Oui
Vive La Revolucion
Next Storm the Bastille City Hall
We already have walking puppets,they are the idiots still generating revenue for Rahm.
This had me rolling thank you. By the way anybody know when they are having an new recruit class in the academy ?????
Too funny!!! Good one!
If they are French puppets, will they surrender when they hear a shot?
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
1 of princes worsts songs!
Rahm looks good in purple covering up his raccoon eyes
Yep, that's sure is a great analogy of our tif funds being spent.
What ever happened to the general fund? All collected tax funds , revenue etc... Should be in one fund
It's so true that the city is not broke, the system is.
No need to send TD 9.5 a copy.
I'm sure we pay someone to "monitor" ALL media sources on his behalf.
Good news, it didn't end well for the Joker.
Life could imitate art.
2nd city blog ur the best.What a laugh..no sit ups for a week.lol
Nice big targets
I would have preferred the stay puff man from ghost busters
Spend the money on police so my family and friends can feel safe again.
Continue to meet people through out the country that want to visit Chicago but simply will not due to the crime on innocent victims and residents.
Where are all the business owners and leaders to demand action to stem the tide?
Some of them will be Trojan Horses filled with PPO.'s.
They can jump out n capture the "youths"
who come downtown to do their wildings and prey on victims.
Wow I think I just gave McFailure another new strategy he can tout.
Would somebody please tell the Dictator, I mean Rahm... er the Emperor that he has no clothes!
This insanity just keeps getting worse.
In the mean time the Dictator insists that we must suffer pension "reform".
"Send [giant puppets on fifty-foot stilts] into the 10th and 11th district's. Watch the thugs scatter like rats in the night. "Momma! I done seen a monster!"
4/20/2014 12:58:00 AM
How about a giant Santa Muerte coming after them?
http://tinyurl.com/mtsxb9v
"Ooo-EEE! I dunno what was that s__t I done took but I gon' PATENT it! I seein'...
"AAAAAAAAAA!"
Squad, can we get a wagon over here?
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I am going to enjoy the YouTube videos of the puppets getting mugged by the Amish youth of Chicago...
Now what Democrat wouldn't want to ride along 63rd tossing money at the constituency when elections are coming? First up is Quinn and his library for the real Joker.
Warning to the officers in 011. Do not bring your work clothes home. They have found bedbugs in two chairs at the desk, inside of two Tahoe's, and supposedly inside the men's locker room. Put all your clothes in bags and toss them, you can't wash bedbugs out.They found the bugs after several officers found the bugs in their homes last week, the officers who had the bugs were in the same Tahoe. But it has already started to spread.
4/20/2014 12:12:00 AM
On a similar note, 001 processing room is over run with flying ants.
the really sad part about this is that not one person is this city see's it for what it really is...just another distraction from real issues and problems.
"Is this the same French company that gave us the CTA bus shelters with benches you can't sit on? How much was that deal worth for advertising. Another Daley disaster for taxpayers."
4/20/2014 01:18:00 AM
Not the same, I don't think. But the same goofy ideas from City Hall.
The shelter company is J.C. Decaux.
The cleats nailed across the tiny benches are the city's answer to homelessness. "Not gonna lay down here."
...and half the "advertising" posters, very expensive four-color process work printed on our dime, are from the City Of Chicago. "Have a healthy baby," "Wipe your behind," etc. Just to fill up unsold space.
The shelters also often block the view of pedestrians trying to cross the street. Another plus.
"Next Storm the Bastille City Hall"
4/20/2014 04:03:00 AM
...and don't forget La Guillotine.
Tickets are on sale now for this summer's LopFest in Grant Park...
It's for the children
time for blackhawks post scc--- they need our help--- we have to turn this thing around quick or the golf clubs will be coming out of the garage....
Rahm is acting more and more like the Roman Emperor Caligula. Circus's, gladiators, etc. Watch out for the Praetorian guard.
Fifty Foot Puppets? Come on Rahm, even you should know size doesn't matter.
Wow.. I never thought rahm could pull the color purple off. He should wear it more often.
OT-Murder suicide in Garfield Ridge. 50 year old female PO shot and killed by her husband, a Cook County Corrections Officer, who then killed himself. Very tragic. My prayers to the deceased PO and her family. God only knows why, but if it gets that bad, please seek help before something like this occurs.
Wonder how much TIF money is going to finance this nonsense. The madness at City Hall never ends.
Want to boost tourism in Chicago for this summer? Easy. Fence in all the Ghetto areas of the city with guard towers and drones. No Ghetto dwellers allowed downtown, lakefront, or the loop until maybe October.
The last city that had them made over 10 million in tourism dollars.
Rip. Officer:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-garfield-ridge-shooting-deaths-20140420,0,2071813.story
See, it IS for the children !
Send him into the 10th and 11th district's. Watch the thugs scatter like rats in the night. "Momma! I done seen a monster!"
4/20/2014 12:58:00 AM
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This blog needs a like button
Just like the Pink Floyd "Animals" tour at Soldier Field or the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.
Bread and circuses for the moronic public.
Giant walking puppets?
Call it for what it really is and have a few bendy-busses painted up like giant rolling bovine turds with partially digested but still discernable $100 U.S. bills in them?
Another warped idea from Rahm "Itchy-Mind" Emanuel...
WHOOOOOOO!
Rahm be "Busy!"
Makin' lots o' "Financial Freaky-Love!"
It's galling knowing this feverish little goblin is grinning down his gherkin at the little people whose lives he will gladly destroy to benefit the shadowy creatures who reside in the "Rolodex of Evil" and of course, himself.
He gets up, zips his pants and laughs contemptuously as the spirit of "Public Service" lies in a puddle on a pissy mattress with legs splayed and a needle in her arm.
Damn man... Do you have a decent enough bone in your body to leave a finn on the table for the kids huddled in the corner?
Whoopsie! Look at the time!
"Hark! I hear the sound of martini glasses clinking and $25K plates clattering somewhere on the North Shore!"
"Money-Money ZOOOOM!"
And away Rahm flew...
Financial Freaky-Love and $7 Million in his war chest that he's waving like a skull on a stick to ward off potential challengers...
Too much money to be stolen from taxpayers and the municipal churls so Rahm ain't takin' no chances with some upstart fucking up everything he's "worked so hard" to put in place...
What was the pool for the week end?
10 Dead and 40 wounded?
Oh wait... Rahm said they would never amount to much anyway. But "THEY" still support him as a lever to pry even more money from the hands of taxpayers to subsidize the Catered To Constituent life style.
Yeah...
Happy Easter.
Stay safe Blue Suits...
Remember, we're all alone out here.
Everybody else is free to run away.
But while they're running past The Police,
they're pointing over their shoulders at what they're running from.
"EEK!" They say...
keep laughing because when rahm leaves and nora conroy daley is our next mayor we will see who is laughing rahm is just a gate keeper, the 11th ward still runs it and controls all the police n fire promotions.
even daleys idiot son patrick will be the next streets and san commisioner
Keep up the awesome job S.C,C
Broken, stolen, or pregnant these puppets will be.
Don't worry about the murder rate, don't worry about looming bankruptcy, don't worry about flash mobs, laugh! Enjoy the puppets! It's so disconnected from reality, it's basically municipal insanity.
Detective Shaved blog is gone. Figure this one out.
EMANUEL'S LIES,
Emanuel promises on food deserts -- THAT WAS A LIE
Emanuel's food desert promises fall short - Chicago Tribune
articles.chicagotribune.com/.../ct-met-rahm-em...
Chicago Tribune
by Bill Ruthhart - in 131 Google+ circles
Aug 28, 2013 - Mayor Rahm Emanuel has rushed to declare "great progress" in the war on food deserts, but the Tribune has found that many of his ...
Emanuel's promises on electricity cost. AND THAT WAS A LIE.
Emanuel Promise on Chicago Electricity Costs Falls Short ...
www.illinoisobserver.net/.../emanuel-promise-on-chicago-electricity-cost...
Mar 10, 2014 - (Chicago) – Mayor Rahm Emanuel yesterday put the best face possible on the failure of his much hyped 2012 electricity cost reductions deal to
Analysis: Overpromising could come back to haunt Emanuel ...
www.suntimes.com/.../analysis-overpromising-could-c...
Chicago Sun‑Times
Aug 31, 2013 - Mayor Rahm Emanuel is setting himself up for ridicule by overpromising, ... of Emanuel hyperbole and moving the goal line when he falls short.
the lists go on and on and on..
Royal de Luxe?
We call it a quarter pound-er with cheese here.
OT,
True News USA, RIP.
What happened, NATO was suppose to attract all the tourist.
Guess that plan fell short like Rahm's food desert plan fell short.
Like Rahm's electricity cost plan fell short.
Like the revenue generated by the stripper poll tax fell short.
Like the temporary 66% increase in the state income tax has fallen short and now the tax is soon to be made permanent.
Like the crime reduction initiatives have fallen short.
And the prediction that legal gun owners would turn Chicago into the wild-wild west has fallen short.
The plan to void the 100 year city parking meter contract fell short.
And the cities fight to overturn the constitution on right to bear arms fell short.
The city changing the curfew to reduce crime has fallen short and shutting down the beach on a 70 degree day "for our safety" fell short.
Rahm's revenue from the traffic camera's has fallen short.
Rahm's attempt to get the MN attorney general to back off on Accretive Health care fell short.
And those alleged welding and mechanics jobs that ARC corp just couldn't find qualified people to hire so Rahm encouraged kids to spend money at the community colleges has fallen short. (see the news for stock aymbol: AIR for details)
The success of Motorola mobility is about to fall short as it's sold to China. Sears is closing. JCP penny is closing.. Radio Shack is closing. The Chicago Merc is being sued as is the Chicago Board of Trade. And Caterpillar investigation for tax evasion is ongoing.
So,,,that said...you might say all those tax breaks for the so-called job creators has fallen short.
Shall we go on..?
Meat puppets.
The idea of marching around City Hall and leaving coffins for every homicide we had last year is brilliant. March united with the CFD and the Teachers and leave the coffins on the streets around City Hall. Gridlock the Loop, not one day but over weeks. We MUST bring attention to the BILLION Dollars in T.I.F. Funds that are OUR Tax Dollars and a private piggybank for Rahm.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
The last city that had them made over 10 million in tourism dollars.
4/20/2014 10:54:00 AM
And it only cost that city twelve million to hire them.
Bwwwwahhaaa thanks for a great laugh in this miserable city...
True News is Dead as of today, Easter Sunday, 20 April 2014.
We will all miss you and your reports.
OFF TOPIC;
TRUE NEWS reports it is dead as of today, 20 April 2014.
Another piece of Police History gone?
Or could he be the next FOP MEDIA AFFAIRS MAN?????
He said he was inspired by miley cirus and the giant bears!
Detective Shaved blog is gone. Is Second City Cop next? The blog master didn't give a very believable reason the site was going down but zip wouldn't doubt our mayor's minions were a big part of it. Although the site was a lot more vulgar than this one they laid out the truth about things going on in our town and beyond. Freedom of speech has taken a big hit in the last five years. Hope we can out last the criminals in the White House.
Rahm's "Ministry O' Big-Assed Propaganda" busted planting bullshit on SCC?
SCC thread titled "Giant Walking Puppets"
Anonymous
"The last city that had these puppets spent around 3 million to get them. It brought in 20 million tourism dollars. I don't know it doesn't seem that dumb."
4/20/2014 10:53:00 AM
Then on THIS thread...
"Giant Walking Puppets - Preview"
Anonymous
"The last city that had them made over 10 million in tourism dollars."
4/20/2014 10:54:00 AM
Well which the fuck one is it? You rotten Muthafuckahs you...
BUSTED!
Hopefully SCC "pings" the I.P#'s behind those posts for future reference...
Heh... Free of charge SCC.
Our hatred of these m/fers is deep and ungoverned.
Meanwhile...
See "Anonymous" @ 4/20/2014 04:05:00 PM outlining Rahm's chronic lying and over-promising on one hand while making financial freaky-love with the other in order to accumulate that 7+ Million war chest.
Rahm be "Busy!"
Facilitatin' all dat free range big money flying around at high velocity.
First a way to extort money was with those stupid cows. Now they are using clowns. Can it get anymore corrupt here?
"The last city that had them made over 10 million in tourism dollars."
How do u know? Did the tourist write "i came because of the puppets" on their cash? More BS stats from a government entity who didnt want to let the raxpayers what a huge failure it was.
Life imitates art… or is it the other way ‘round.
My favorite puppets were the Muppet characters of WALDORF and STATTLER. The curmudgeonly old farts in the balcony of the TV show. There was an old midnight crew in 10 that reminded me of them and it was having people like that around that made this job a joy.
I was sorry to see them go but a continued very happy retirement to the both of them.
@ 4/20/2014 07:31:00 PM
Shaved was a racist POS and I will not miss him.
I'll even be generous and say that maybe about 15-25% of his stuff was worth reading. I know that cop's get 'salty' after a few years on the Job....but Shaved went too far sometimes.
The recruits that don't get bicycles will become the puppet masters and will lead these puppets through their respective impact zones. Hand held PDTs will be given to all puppet characters with pockets and then made available to all who need to run a name check. The puppet that comes back at the end of the tour with the fewest bullet holes will be considered the winner of said tour and get to choose their zone for the next tour
The idea of marching around City Hall and leaving coffins for every homicide we had last year is brilliant. March united with the CFD and the Teachers and leave the coffins on the streets around City Hall. Gridlock the Loop, not one day but over weeks.
You made me wet me pants. Can I get them bpxes when you folks are done.
I got a full house and my undertaker business needs a little perk., Home of Grace, been always good to the police, stop in for a drink.
Mr. LEeK - Undertaker.
Summer hours extended.
Giant Puppets??? Why not put the City Council on stilts and save some money?
The idea of marching around City Hall and leaving coffins for every homicide we had last year is brilliant. March united with the CFD and the Teachers and leave the coffins on the streets around City Hall. Gridlock the Loop, not one day but over weeks. We MUST bring attention to the BILLION Dollars in T.I.F. Funds that are OUR Tax Dollars and a private piggybank for Rahm.
4/20/2014 05:20:00 PM
That is a great idea!!! I'm in.
Rahm, Puppet Master of Chicago.
Rahm can make all that money just disappear...WHOOSH!
He would rather burn it than use it to fill our pensions. He would say it is to warm the children.
Good thing I am old and retired and wear "depends", I laughed so hard I pissed my self, LOL. Some comment mentioned to send 9.5 a copy, no need too. I'm sure he has SCC on 24/7, he drools on himself reading it. Thanks for making this old guy laugh loud, it has been awhile.
Detective Shaved blog is gone. Is Second City Cop next?
4/20/2014 07:31:00 PM
Where have you been,,,under a rock? It just has a new name. True News USA.
http://www.truenewsusa.blogspot.com/
Rahm looks good in Purple!
No,no,no... These are the puppets from team America. Actually, heres a scene from when Rahm first met Big Gar to talk about being his supt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TCWAI1JxE2s
9 Dead, 26 Injured and 50 Foot Puppets in Chicago Easter Crime Wave
John Ransom | Apr 21, 2014
<A HREF="http://finance.townhall.com/columnists/johnransom/2014/04/21/5-dead-13-injured-and-50-foot-puppets-in-chicago-weekend-crime-wave-n1826826?utm_source=thdaily&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl</A>
I thought we already had 50 giant walking puppets...they're called aldermen.
"The 2012 event in Liverpool cost the city about $2.5 million, but brought in more than $50 million in associated revenue, according to a report commissioned by the Liverpool City Council."
History does repeat, over forty years ago.. My recruit class was used, while we were still in our tan uniforms, to hold and guide giant balloons down State Street for some downtown parade. Thankfully, there was very little wind except the occasional burst of building down drafts, probably coming from city hall.
History does repeat, over forty years ago.. My recruit class was used, while we were still in our tan uniforms, to hold and guide giant balloons down State Street for some downtown parade. Thankfully, there was very little wind except the occasional burst of building down drafts, probably coming from city hall.
Where have you been,,,under a rock? It just has a new name. True News USA.
http://www.truenewsusa.blogspot.com/
4/21/2014 12:23:00 AM
Where have you been dipshit? Truenews is done.
Why do they never talk about REFORMING the alderman's pensions?
"...parade. Thankfully, there was very little wind except the occasional burst of building down drafts, probably coming from city hall.
4/21/2014 11:29:00 AM"
Political bluster from the competition for the World's Columbian Exposition of 1893 is the real historical reason why Chicago is known as THE WINDY CITY.
Not much has changed.
@ 4/21/2014 10:36:00 AM
You sure strained, grunted and shitted to dig up that info... Your reward is to jump up a giant puppet's ass and fuck yourself.
Twice...
Nothing but fucking distraction...
Giant walking inflated dildos, the perfect metaphor for what this city has become.
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