Sunday, April 20, 2014

Happy Easter

You just know that McCarthy is hoping against hope that the dead will actually rise today and save him a few homicides.

Jesus kind of invented CompStat you know, and Lazarus was Jesus's first attempt at manipulating the numbers.

Here's an Easter Jib-Jab to start the morning.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

45 seconds into it, i really didn't think these greedy farts are that nimble.

4/20/2014 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy Easter everyone. Stay safe and eat lots of candy but more importantly make lots of money.


MG

4/20/2014 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love this. Blog!!!!

4/20/2014 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Dick said...

Fox says it all:

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/04/18/chicago-crime-stats-debated-as-magazine-calls-police-claim-progress-illusion/?intcmp=latestnews

Be safe from liars and midget fist fuckers.

4/20/2014 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

McCarthy is shitting bricks. He sent an email to all of narcotics, gangs, and OCD authorizing ot, canceling days off , offering higher backs, and keeping all hands on deck for Saturday night, Sunday night, and every weekend til further notice. He knows he is losing

4/20/2014 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love the Jib Jab posts thanks to the creative genius who puts these things together...too funny!

4/20/2014 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the meek shall inherit the earth. Amen and Amen to the fallen.

4/20/2014 01:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

70 today,no not how many shootings we will have,that's the tempature,....

4/20/2014 01:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Jesus kind of invented CompStat you know, and Lazarus was Jesus's first attempt at manipulating the numbers." -- SCC

Jesus drove the money-changers out of the Temple with a whip. This is more like the thirty-pieces-of-silver example set by Goldman Sachs.

"The world's most powerful investment bank is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money."

--Matt Taibbi

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/the-great-american-bubble-machine-20100405

So, too, runs our great city...

...and a Happy Easter to all!

4/20/2014 04:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny Stuff, Thanks for the laughs...

4/20/2014 05:34:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

This is the only day I like to hear the word PEEPS. I hear we can buy them year round now. How wonderful.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!

4/20/2014 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy and Blessed Easter to SCC and Family.

4/20/2014 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let the dead bury the dead. Pick up your cross and follow him. Happy Easter everyone!

4/20/2014 08:12:00 AM  
Blogger Ray said...

Happy Easter. Wife put some eggs with coins in the front yard of our far NW side home this morning. 30 minutes later when the kids woke up the eggs were all gone. Either the easter bunny changed his mind or someone stole my kids' happiness. It was like 7am and my dogs bark at everything. Except this.

4/20/2014 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Easter morning tragedy --

Husband and wife -- both officers -- found shot to death in Garfield Ridge home

By Peter Nickeas Tribune reporter

8:53 a.m. CDT, April 20, 2014

"A Cook County Sheriff's Office correctional officer and his wife, a Chicago police officer, were found shot to death inside a Garfield Ridge home early Sunday morning, officials said.

"According to Cara Smith, a spokeswoman for the Cook County Sheriff's Office, Javier Acevedo and his wife Veronica were found dead inside their home in the 5300 block of South Austin Avenue on the Southwest Side.

"The circumstances surrounding their death was not known.

"The two had been found shot about 5 a.m. in the 5300 block of South Austin Avenue on the Southwest Side, officials said. The home was surrounded by police about 8:30 a.m. this morning.

"Smith said that Javier Acevedo was a 25-year veteran and worked at the county jail.

"Police are conducting a homicide investigation. The Chicago Police Department Office of News Affairs had no other information.

"No other information was available."

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-garfield-ridge-shooting-deaths-20140420,0,2071813.story

WBBM radio is reporting that this is apparently a murder-suicide.

Jesus, Joseph, and Mary, pray for us all.

...and thank you for life, from those of us who can still see this beautiful morning.

Heartfelt sympathy to family and friends. So sorry.

4/20/2014 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

god bless all who have to work today--- everyone gets a play--- travel safe and happy easter....

4/20/2014 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"chicago-crime-stats-debated-as-magazine-calls-police-claim-progress-illusion"

4/20/2014 12:40:00 AM

The police aren't claiming progress. Far from it. It's just the superintendent, shaking his dice-cup of phony numbers.

The link you posted is to an ongoing series "Chicago At The Tipping Point," by Fox News. Ch. 32 here was running promos for this today.

As someone here said, if the media-worm turns badly enough on McCarthy, he may finally get launched back to New Jersey.

Rahm will wriggle and squirm to save himself by "reinventing" things to impress the rubes. It's not like he needs the money from his job; he had his pile when he came into office.

These players, these machers -- all with cards filed in the central Rolodex Of Evil so that they can stay in constant contact with each other -- are driven by a power-seeking animus, and have no regard for ordinary people.

The city you see is the city they want.

4/20/2014 02:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Goodbye Shaved...it was nice knowing you.

4/20/2014 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ray said...
Happy Easter. Wife put some eggs with coins in the front yard of our far NW side home this morning. 30 minutes later when the kids woke up the eggs were all gone. Either the easter bunny changed his mind or someone stole my kids' happiness. It was like 7am and my dogs bark at everything. Except this.

4/20/2014 08:49:00 AM


Time for the kids to learn the facts of life about the big city. Teach them the democrats did it in the name of Easter Egg equality. This is a metaphor for the rest of life. If someone sees what they have and they want it they will just take it. Have the kids set a trap next Easter and when they see some democrats stealing the Easter Eggs, heave rocks at the bastards.

4/20/2014 04:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...McCarthy is shitting bricks. He sent an email to all of narcotics, gangs, and OCD authorizing ot, canceling days off , offering higher backs..."

right--because that list of "workers" would make a difference...stick em all in the VRI boxes for their regular tours and hire back uniformed patrol to boost the numbers on the watches

4/20/2014 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...McCarthy is shitting bricks. He sent an email to all of narcotics, gangs, and OCD authorizing ot, canceling days off , offering higher backs..."
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

All bull shit, Gerry never said that, "JIM BEAM" is starting the rumor. Gerry allows him to take over when he is jimping from gin mill to gin mill.

As of 2200 hrs, Eastern time, he was locate at a gin mill at 5th. and 7th. Ave, NYC.... Will be back to Chicago at 0700, Rahm is coming back from a weekend on Rodeo Drive.

Got word real time, Gerry is not coming back and wants Rahm to buy him out. That was after he was involved in a bar stool fight in NYC Saturday night.

4/20/2014 09:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Collective insanity continues...

CRIME IS DOWN -- 4 children shot Sunday night in violent Chicago weekend

10:01 p.m. CDT, April 20, 2014

Four children were shot Sunday night...three were listed in serious-to-critical condition, according to the Chicago Fire Department.

"The weekend toll for [idiotic] violence in the city includes at least 9 people dead and at least 30 wounded since Friday night.

"The four children, who range in age from 11 to 15, were shot by someone in a car shortly after 7:30 p.m. on the 6600 block of South Michigan Avenue, police said.

"They had recently left a family Easter barbecue to play basketball near a school, said Ernest Porter, an uncle of two of the victims.

"Moments before the shooting, someone asked the group whether they belonged to a particular gang, according to both Porter and police. The group said they were not, and someone opened fire nonetheless..."

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-2-men-seriously-wounded-in-south-side-shooting-20140420,0,3822278.story

It takes a village...

4/20/2014 10:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The murders and deaths of male and females, young and old...is the most disturbing negative we have in this city...Rahm is a negative mayor, a negative player..a do nothing, nasty person who does not spend his waking moments cleaning up the gangs. What is his problem?

4/20/2014 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great start to my day. Keep them coming. SCC we appreciate all your hard work keeping us in the know.

4/21/2014 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ray said...
Happy Easter. Wife put some eggs with coins in the front yard of our far NW side home this morning. 30 minutes later when the kids woke up the eggs were all gone. Either the easter bunny changed his mind or someone stole my kids' happiness. It was like 7am and my dogs bark at everything. Except this.

4/20/2014 08:49:00 AM


Time for the kids to learn the facts of life about the big city. Teach them the democrats did it in the name of Easter Egg equality. This is a metaphor for the rest of life. If someone sees what they have and they want it they will just take it. Have the kids set a trap next Easter and when they see some democrats stealing the Easter Eggs, heave rocks at the bastards.

4/20/2014 04:52:00 PM

Next Easter -- dog crap in there. Kids and all peek through the curtains and LAUGH!

4/21/2014 08:58:00 PM  

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