Sunday, November 30, 2014

Slippery When Icy

  • A Chicago Park District vehicle slid off an icy bike path near Oak Street beach and plunged into Lake Michigan Friday morning as workers were removing graffiti, officials said.

    The crew was working along the bike path at 1000 North Lake Lake Shore around 10:30 a.m. when the vehicle "slid from the iced area into Lake Michigan," according to Park District spokeswoman Jessica Maxey-Faulkner.

    No one was in the vehicle and no injuries were reported.
Perhaps a quick lesson in the physics of friction, angled ground and gravity is in order? And a safer place to park heavy vehicles while working.

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10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bike theives, pant thieves, purse thieves, what other commodity is next and with all the rounds flying thru the air how do they not get hit

11/30/2014 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps a quick lesson in the physics of friction, angled ground and gravity is in order? And a safer place to park heavy vehicles while working.

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It was the Park District Graffiti removal truck.. they where there to remove graffiti at THAT location

11/30/2014 02:01:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

Anonymous said...
Perhaps a quick lesson in the physics of friction, angled ground and gravity is in order? And a safer place to park heavy vehicles while working.

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It was the Park District Graffiti removal truck.. they where there to remove graffiti at THAT location

11/30/2014 02:01:00 AM




Please, please, PLEASE tell me that you're really not that fuckin' stupid, 2:01 AM.

Would you jump into shark-infested waters because you were at THAT location to go swimming?

Perhaps reach into a running blender because THAT'S where your wedding ring fell?

Maybe walk onto a CTA third rail to retrieve that hat blew off your head because it landed at THAT location?

I'll bet you park your squad car directly in front of the address of the "Loud Reports/Shots Fired" calls, too.

You. Dumb. Bastard.

11/30/2014 05:08:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Tip to Park Employees----Wait until the ice melts.

No charge for that.

11/30/2014 05:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe "HARRY THE HAT" got a part=time job with the City.

11/30/2014 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps a quick lesson in the physics of friction, angled ground and gravity is in order? And a safer place to park heavy vehicles while working.

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It was the Park District Graffiti removal truck.. they where there to remove graffiti at THAT location

11/30/2014 02:01:00 AM

REPEAT the original SCC statement (above) in response to your post, especially the last sentence.
You're Welcome.

11/30/2014 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, I will ask the question, if the ice was so bad why wasn't the path salted?

11/30/2014 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was caught on one of the park district POD cameras. It was hysterical how it slipped under the water with its flashing amber light blinking away and the 5 gallon paint buckets floating along the shore.

11/30/2014 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Perhaps a quick lesson in the physics of friction, angled ground and gravity is in order? And a safer place to park heavy vehicles while working.

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It was the Park District Graffiti removal truck.. they where there to remove graffiti at THAT location

11/30/2014 02:01:00 AM
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Perhaps a bit of common sense should have been applied to the process, eh? Was it worth losing thirty thousand dollars' worth of truck?

11/30/2014 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not the first time a city vehicle took a dunk in the lake. 018 coppers put a car or two in the lake. Citizens too.

11/30/2014 08:12:00 PM  

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