Thursday, March 05, 2015

"Not Weed"

  • A 21-year-old Lincoln man was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol and cited for possession of less than an ounce of marijuana after deputies found a 16-ounce container labeled "Not Weed" under the front passenger's seat.

    Lancaster County Sheriff's deputies stopped the driver near Eighth and K streets about 9 p.m. Saturday.

    During a search, the sheriff's office found the plastic sour cream container with 11.4 grams of marijuana. The driver said it belonged to him and was cited.
Here's a pic:

Lucky guess by the copper? Or years of police knowledge and intuition?



Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's minor. Was it even worth an arrest?

3/05/2015 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Staggering around in a "NOT DRUNK" T-shirt gets you cut loose too, huh?

3/05/2015 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The search and seizure was obviously tainted and should be thrown out. The officers had no reason to search the container, as it was clearly labelled as "not weed." The poor innocent defendant should sue the fascist police department for false arrest and illegal search and seizure.

Dewey Esq. for Dewey, Cheetum, and Howe, Attorneys at Law.

3/05/2015 01:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just el-oh-el at this dumb shit...

3/05/2015 02:00:00 AM  
Blogger BronxBullschitzHere said...

"More proof we don't catch people smarter than us."

3/05/2015 05:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was the same guy that got suspended from grammar school for forging a note from his parent to cover his absence.

The tip off was when he signed it.... "My Mother"

3/05/2015 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he figured the coppers were not well educated and would believe what the container says! That's funny stuff SCC, needed a laugh!

3/05/2015 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Seiser back out there....?

3/05/2015 10:02:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

This was one smart copper.

3/05/2015 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way to go.Spiccoli.

3/05/2015 01:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should have wrote "it's not my weed" .

3/05/2015 06:42:00 PM  

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